You can't afford to be a cat man!

Li Yan's first bite of the mouse's head was so brutal, it really shocked Xiao Budian.

Although he heard the word "sugar", firstly he didn't know which word it was, and secondly he wasn't so frantic that he begged for the candy man who came to Li Yan just to eat it, so seeing Li Yan's behavior out of the blue really scared him jumped.

Originally, the sugar figure was not too big, so Li Yan swallowed it clean in two or three bites, and even stuck out his tongue to lick his sticky fleshy ball, sighing with some regret.

As a cat, he can’t actually taste the sweetness, so he can have a dry addiction to the appearance of the sugar man, but it also feels better than eating the usual food. This is purely psychological. .

After eating one, Li Yan was still a little bit unsatisfied, smacking his mouth, turning his head to look at the sugar figurine that the little one was holding in his hand.

With a broken face, Xiao BuDian took a few steps back nervously: "Hungry meow, you can't eat yourself! You are still so young, do you have the heart to eat you?"

It seems that the so-called clear speech is also conditional. Now that he is panicked, he can't speak clearly, but seeing his chubby hands tightly protecting the sugar man on his chest, he can understand what it means.

The hostess had already paid the money at this time, turned her head to look at this side, and said helplessly: "Tuo Tao, don't scare your brother, he is timid, and you don't know it."

Li Yan: "..."

Well, he really wanted to show off his cuteness and wanted that sugar man over from his paws, but now that he thought about it, it was a bit unkind, so he just laughed dryly and shrugged his shoulders.

He relaxed, and the little one next to him was still nervous until the hostess carried them to the car.Even though the little one was sitting on the baby chair and was tightly bound by the safety belt, he was still trying to twist his body to face him with his back, and his little hands were still covering the sugar figure and dared not move away.

Li Yan somewhat regretted that his pure and harmless white lotus image was completely ruined just because of a sugar figure. He was really sorry for his painstaking efforts over the past two years.

But isn’t the purpose of buying candy figurines to be eaten, young man, eat it, eat it quickly, don’t worry about me snatching it from you if you eat it all!

The main reason is that there is a seductive sugar figure in front of him but he can't eat it, which makes Li Yan scratch his head and face very uncomfortable. If the little one eats it quickly, he will no longer miss it, and he will definitely feel better.

But the little one didn't want to eat it by himself, so he had to guard against him to touch it. He blinked and stared at him closely, coaxing: "It's okay, there are two more at mom's place, you can eat them all."

The one bigger than Li Yan is the cat Nika, and the one smaller than Li Yan is the little sock. The little one doesn't care about the life and death of their statues at all. They eat whatever they like. Hungry cats are the best when they are happy! ~(≧▽≦)/~

The hostess drove the car and heard the conversation between the two of them in the back seat, and said sternly: "No way, condoms can't go to see their mother and brother, can they go with empty paws?"

Li Yan didn't mind going with his paws at all. He tried to use the gap between the two front seats of the car to get into the co-pilot's seat. Sugar people are eaten.

As far as the current situation is concerned, the success rate of this plan is still very high. Unfortunately, he felt that his butt was stuck when he was halfway through the drill. Generally speaking, for cats, as long as the head can get through, the body can get through. In the past, it was a pity that the fat on his body seemed to be a bit too much...

"..." Li Yan instantly felt the malice from skinny people all over the world. With a constipated face on his face, he silently moved his front paws backwards. Before the hostess noticed the tragic fact that he was stuck, he quickly backed away. return.

The little one still had a pure and innocent face, and asked blankly: "What's wrong with you, hungry meow, do you suddenly don't want to eat?"

Li Yan shook his head slowly, and stared at him with sideways eyes: "Meow~" Joke, do I look like this kind of crazy cat? What do they eat?

The little boy couldn't understand what he was talking about, and didn't think much about it. Since Hungry Meow wouldn't even eat the statues of the other two cats, the one in his hand would be safer, so he relaxed and raised his arms with a smile Stretching towards the roof of the car: "Hungry meow is the best!"

The hostess quickly came to the door of the family who had taken the little sock away. Just after ringing the doorbell, two cats jumped out one after another from the pet passage under the anti-theft door.

Running in front was Little Sock with a silly face. He seemed to have grown up by two circles compared to when he was at the hostess' house. He was not as puffy as Li Yan, but rather strong and energetic.

Chasing behind was the brown fur Burmese cat with bright eyes. Her posture was more leisurely and relaxed than Little Socks, and she was fully capable of catching him. Unfortunately, she just didn't speed up and ran slowly behind.

Li Yan imagined for a moment that the little sock shouted "Hahahaha Darling, come and chase me", and the Burmese cat named Mimi chased after him, "Hahahaha little fairy, run slowly".

This thought made him extremely anxious, Li Yan squinted and stared at them with the utmost contempt, but the adulterer and adulterer were obviously very involved in the chase game, and they stood at the door in a daze. The three living creatures ran away.

I came here on purpose to visit, and the expected scene of relatives reunited after a long absence did not happen at all. The hostess was also stunned for a while, sighed a long time, with an indescribable disappointment, and said sadly: "With a daughter-in-law, I will forget you." Damn, it’s not only applicable to humans, can’t even cats be spared?”

At this time, Little Sock's mother-in-law came to open the door, and when she saw them, she immediately smiled: "Hey, why did you come to ask for your cat? It's a few months early, and it's not spring yet."

This means that the little female cat is not pregnant yet, the hostess hesitated a little, and said in a low voice: "You also know that Xingyuan has already gone to kindergarten, why don't you know in the future, if it is convenient, Little Sock will stay with you more How about a while?"

The other party said happily: "Of course, you can give the socks to our house. He and Mimi had a great time."

This is not a lie. Little Sock is born energetic and loves to fight, but Li Yan is born lazy, and later on, Xiao Budian became a full-time nanny, and Mao Nika was always happy with Alfred. Little Sock has been lonely for a long time.

Ever since he came here, although he also misses his mother and younger brother, he still occupies the majority of his happy moments, playing with Mimi all day long, and even his head has grown a lot.

The owner of the two cats brought them back. The hostess squatted down and kneaded the little socks for a long time, then waved to Li Yan: "Tuo Tao, come and see brother."

The little sock is now much longer than Li Yan, but still two times thinner, and looks about the same size as Alfred.A three-year-old cat is indeed an adult cat. Li Yan remembered that Al was only three years old when he and Little Sock could run all over the ground.

Thinking about the birth of a litter of nephews and nieces next spring, Li Yan sincerely wishes this litter of kittens who have no shadows to follow their mother, and stop passing on the funny gene of little socks to the next generation. up.

He was a little hesitant, with Little Sock's IQ, whether he would not remember who he was at all, or would become hostile to his tomcat in front of his little girlfriend, but Little Sock pounced on him very kindly, licking His ears: "Meow~woo~~" Brother, I miss you so much!

Before Li Yan smeared his face with saliva, he pushed him hard and failed to push him away, so he resorted to his trump card, summoning the divine beast [Lu Xingyuan], and screamed at the top of his voice, "Aooooooooo!" drive!

The little boy has been squatting beside him since just now, looking at the little sock with a dark face. He also knows that it is natural for brothers to be closer when they reunite, so it is hard to say anything.

Hearing Li Yan's screams, his eyes lit up, he jumped up and tore off the little sock in the gesture of pulling a radish, threw it back casually, then hugged Li Yan, filled with righteous indignation: "Hungry meow!" , If Meow bullies you, I'll beat him up for you!"

He found a pretense of being righteous and pulled it out for himself, clenched his fists happily, turned his head and was about to strike, but saw the little brown female cat rushing towards the little sock like an arrow, grinning at him The fur all over his body exploded: "Meow!"

Li Yan was really happy that his sister-in-law was protecting his stupid brother. With Little Sock's temperament, having a reliable wife would make him feel more at ease.He raised his paw, stopped the little one who was about to pounce on Mimi in the next second, and nodded to the Burmese cat as a sign of friendship.

The hostess turned her head and saw the three cats and her silly son who were about to fight, and raised her hand to her forehead speechlessly: "Son, do you have some ambition and some pursuit?"

Her son didn't talk to other children at all in the kindergarten, let alone quarrel with others, he hardly even made eye contact.This was the only time when she almost got into a fight, and the object turned out to be two cats, and the hostess was very depressed.

The little boy clenched his fist angrily, snatched the candy figurine that was supposed to be given to Little Sock from his mother, tore off the wrapping paper, and stuffed it directly into Li Yan's mouth: "Hungry meow, eat, Eat it up, don't give it to him!"

Li Yan couldn't help laughing for a while, picked up the sugar figurine, walked forward, and put it between Little Sock and Mimi: "Meow~" A wedding gift for you two and a New Year's gift.

Little Sock lowered his head blankly and sniffed the light yellow little sugar man, hesitated for a moment, then stuck out his tongue to lick it.

It doesn't taste good, brother, you don't like me.Little Sock patted his paw in disgust, smashing the sugar figurine with a "click", and made a face at Li Yan.

Mimi chewed and swallowed a piece of shards in her mouth, but she didn't taste any taste. She squinted at the unreliable uncle, snorted, and walked away on catwalks.

Li Yan: "...＝dish＝" Fuck you two guys who don't know how to appreciate it, if you don't eat it, leave it to me, if it turns into scum, how can I eat it, I really want to give you the middle finger!