You can't afford to be a cat man!

There is a custom of visiting relatives during the holidays. This time, I visited my elder brother, sister-in-law and parents respectively through the candy delivery. Li Yan's New Year is almost over.

Well, Chinese New Year is a time to relax and be happy, so Li Yan didn't bother the little one to study anymore.He himself did not torture himself to lose weight anymore, strictly adhering to the basic principle of "winter is the season for fattening", lying on the sofa all day, too lazy to move, except to eat and sleep.

The hostess specially made a sweater for him to cover his neck and upper body. Although he looks a bit clown, it is really warm to wear. In addition, the hostess is on annual leave, serving delicious food and drinks every day. = Face found that the sweater, which was originally loose, was a little out of breath.

The wool was originally very elastic, but he couldn't even take it off, which showed how much he had gained weight.Li Yan looked down silently, and found that he could no longer see his feet just like before he went on a hunger strike to lose weight, so he knocked his head on the glass coffee table heartbroken.

Xiao BuDian looked at him curiously from the side, thinking that watching Hungry Meow's movements, maybe bumping his head against the coffee table could have a special intellectual development effect, so he was eager to try it.

Li Yan watched him slam his head down, and hurriedly blocked his forehead with his paws—this is not a joke, he knew it in his heart, and his force was very reasonable, but the little guy didn't have these common sense of life. I smashed the coffee table with too much force, and cut my face with glass shards. There was really no place to cry.

Li Yan solemnly overlapped his two front paws, making a "X" sign, warning him absolutely not to do this.But seeing that Xiao BuDian stopped his movements obediently, but with a faint light of curiosity in his eyes, he knew that this kid would not be obedient.

When children grow up to three or four years old, it is the age when they have the most desire to explore the outside world-although Xiaobudian is born with a second disease, it can't stop people's instinctive curiosity, especially Li Yan just made a wrong demonstration.

Li Yan really regrets that he made a fool just now. He has to pay attention to restraining himself in front of the little guy in the future. If he makes any irreparable mistakes, he is really sorry for this family.

But blocking is worse than sparse, Li Yan thinks that going on like this is not the solution, he can stop the little one once, but may not stop him the next time - it is better to teach people to fish than to teach people to fish, the little one is already very self-conscious about learning mathematics, Basically, he didn't need to watch from the sidelines. Li Yan happened to be idle and had nothing to do, so he set the outline for the next semester's teaching plan by taking off his sleeves.

The world we live in is full of dangers, and it is imperative to popularize safety knowledge for three-year-old milk dumplings.Li Yan rolled his eyes, pulled the little one off the sofa in the living room, ran to the study in the small attic, and slapped the power button of the computer with his paw.

I have to say that with the computer, many things become more convenient, saving the effort of finding ways to let the hostess understand what they need before buying learning cards.

In front of the little one, Li Yan typed on the keyboard fluently. Compared with Wubi, he used pinyin more smoothly, but the cat's paws were really not very flexible, which greatly restricted his typing speed.

The keyword Li Yan entered was "primary school students' safety knowledge"—it is true that the little one is still far from the standard of primary school students, but Li Yan also understands that if he truthfully enters such a cute search keyword as "kindergarten students' safety tips" , the little one is likely to be awkward and refuse to study hard.

People always long to grow up when they are young, and little kids always like to play adults.Li Yan raised his paw very gently and stroked the yellow hair on his head, sincerely wishing that the bear boy will be like this bear when he grows up. When a high-ranking official earns a lot of money and wins a Nobel Prize, it is enough to grow up happily.

When a child is a bear, when an adult is a bear, Li Yan sincerely hopes that the little one will always treat him kindly, even if he leaves his heart to the whole world, as long as he keeps his happiness to himself.

The little one rubbed himself along with his paws, and put his head on his belly meekly, his eyes were glued to the screen and watched non-stop.Li Yan specially adjusted the font of the browser for him so that each word was the size of an adult's fingernail, and adjusted the brightness to an appropriate level, trying not to damage his eyesight.

Xiao Budian's current literacy water review has been able to support him to understand most of the materials, especially this kind of writing specially written for children, the words are very common, and the sentence structure is also very clear.

It took him 2 minutes to finish reading the hundreds of words, but Xiaobudian didn’t immediately raise his hands to show off that he had completed the task like other kids. He closed his eyes first and went over what he saw in his mind .

In all fairness, although he is very interested in memory, he is not the kind of true child prodigy who can't forget. What's more, he just read it roughly, and the little one doesn't remember many things very clearly.

He compared the blurred places, re-read the information, and memorized most of the contents in his mind. He was confident that even if Li Yan could suddenly speak human language to ask questions, he would be able to answer them to a level that was close to ten. Only then nodded to Li Yan: "I've finished watching Hungry Meow."

Li Yan raised his front paws and casually made a "six" gesture, Xiaobudian recited the sixth article with his eyes closed. He didn't recite it completely word by word, and he could guarantee that the general meaning was not bad.

When the recitation was finished, the little boy stared at Li Yan with shining eyes, and Li Yan also nodded to him cooperatively and gave him a thumbs up.

Xiao BuDian was so happy that he rolled back and forth on the desk. After rolling several times, he almost fell down. Seeing Li Yan stretching out eight fingers with a straight face - the eighth point in the information is to be careful not to fall. Fall from great heights.

The little boy became honest now, from rolling counterclockwise to clockwise, rolled a few times and came back, buried his face in his belly and smirked: "Haha."

Bear boy, I let you read the information so that you can apply what you have learned. It’s useless to memorize it. If you fall off the table, my safety education lecture will be in vain.

Li Yan rolled his eyes several times at him with hatred, Xiao Budian stuck out his tongue and continued to giggle non-stop, trying to confuse the matter.

Thinking about the start of school tomorrow, the winter vacation is so much shorter than the summer vacation, and he can't even sleep late. Li Yan felt that he was a little pitiful. Seeing that he kept pretending to be stupid, he didn't pursue it. He raised his hand and tapped his forehead, which was regarded as letting go Pass him this time.

"Hungry meow is the best!" The little one leaned over and kissed the tip of his pink nose, and whispered, "I'll ask mom to knit a new sweater for you, one hundred pieces!"

Forget it, your mother's craftsmanship is really a bit sad, I don't even want to wear this one, let alone a hundred pieces?Li Yan rolled his eyes at him again, and shook his head seriously.

——What's more, he decided to spend the rest of his life relying on this sweater, which can just urge him to lose weight. This winter is about to pass, and when the spring is warm, he will go out for at least an hour every day. This body fat is reduced.

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In the early morning of the next day, the hostess went to mark the little boy to get up, but the latter was groaning in the bed, grabbing the sheets and refusing to let go, no matter how the hostess tried to coax him, it didn't work.

Li Yan watched the whole process from the sidelines, and understood the little one very well. As a two-year-old kid who has slept in for more than 20 days, it is quite normal to be reluctant to leave the bed and be picked up and sent to school early in the morning. up.

I think when he was a child, school was a scourge, not to mention that he didn't get out of bed, and he even did shitty things like pretending to be sick.Li Yan remembered that his favorite excuse was a stomachache, and his elementary school deskmate liked to pretend to have a headache.

He was reminiscing about his childhood life with some regret, when he heard Xiao BuDian crying: "Mom, Mom, my stomach hurts, it hurts so much!"

Li Yan: "...==" Damn, where did the people who got angry because your mother said "eat rice" go? "Is this kind of overlapping characters cute?Where did your middle school soul go?

However, the little boy yelled that he had a stomachache when he was in a hurry, and he had a tacit understanding with him. Li Yan made up his mind to watch a good show, and watched enthusiastically from the side.

In fact, when children call themselves unwell, adults will be very nervous even if they know they are pretending.The hostess is like this now, reaching out to touch his belly: "Where does it hurt, show me?"

The little one clutched the little fat on his stomach very nervously: "Don't!" He just didn't want to come out of the warm blanket. Even though it was the winter vacation, it was too cold. Getting up depends on perseverance, taking a bath depends on courage, and the hostess His hands are also icy cold, it's uncomfortable to touch the little belly QAQ.

The hostess glanced at him and said wittily, "Honey, are you going to get up obediently, or is mom rubbing your belly with [Ice Claws]?"

"..." The little boy stretched out his chubby arms and grabbed his panties from the bed, put them under the quilt, and waited until the residual heat warmed them up a bit before putting on his clothes from under the quilt. up.

The hostess nodded in satisfaction, and pushed him to the bathroom to wash his face and brush his teeth, and then gave Li Yan a special rub: "Condom, my younger brother will also be begging you today, take good care of him."

Li Yan pointed to his chest and gave her a thumbs up, indicating that she can rest assured.