You can't afford to be a cat man!

After almost a month, he went to kindergarten again, and the little one didn't show any discomfort. He said goodbye to the hostess, and didn't even look at the group of crying students who didn't want to be separated from their parents. He walked all the way to the classroom with a straight face.

He walked to the cat table in the corner of the first row with ease and sat down, and took out the textbook from his backpack.

——Of course it is not the textbook for the small class in kindergarten, but the mathematics textbook for the second volume of the third grade of elementary school. There is also an exercise book in Xiao Budian's schoolbag. He plans to do a little after reading the contents of the textbook.

The little one is already very smooth in addition, subtraction, multiplication, and division. Now he focuses on the unit knowledge taught in the third grade, such as meters, centimeters, millimeters, and the concept of hours, minutes, and seconds. These learning machine cards are all explained. Simply go through it and deepen it. Impressions are enough.

While he was studying, Li Yan deliberately flipped through his small schoolbag, and found that the hostess had stuffed a book of elementary logic exercises into it—it seemed that she paid a lot of attention to the mensa intelligence test a year later, so she bought it on purpose. related books.

It is not difficult to understand the idea of ​​wanting to use authoritative intelligence institutions to prove that his son's IQ surpasses most people's IQ, but Li Yan feels that the test results may not be as good as the hostess expected. The partial subjects are very serious, and the geometry questions in the mensa test account for a large proportion.

Even if it is not a special geometry question type, there are also logic questions such as finding which is the bottom sock for a picture of a sock.

Li Yan was idle and bored anyway, so he spread out this logic question book and started to read it from the first page.At this time, there were not many students in the class, and he had finished watching the festival, and then tearful milk dolls came in one after another with small schoolbags on their backs.

Because it is the first day of the new semester, it is estimated that there will be many students who are late. Teacher Xiao Zhang thoughtfully waited for the class bell to ring for 5 minutes before walking in with a few books in his arms. His eyes swept around the classroom. .

She paused her gaze when she saw Xiaobudian buried her head in the questions, and moved to the side, and found that even his cat was holding a thick book and reading it with great interest, and his expression was broken for a moment.

Teacher Xiao Zhang sighed in her heart that she really didn't understand the world of geniuses, and took out the list to roll the names as if nothing had happened.As usual, she asked the children to take turns to stand up and talk about what they did during this holiday. Because they came in order of seating, the little one was the last one.

This time he didn't make things difficult for the teacher, he stood up consciously, clenched his hands, and said happily: "Teacher, I ate a cat during Chinese New Year, it was so delicious!"

He was actually talking about sugar figurines. At first the little one was reluctant to eat them, but after a long time, the sugar figurines were dry after two days.Seeing that it was about to burst, good things should not be wasted, so Li Yan took it and tore off the wrapping paper, stuffing the whole thing into the little one's mouth.

At the beginning, Xiao BuDian still had a shattered expression of "I swallowed a hungry cat whole because of a big trough", and was about to spit it out, but his tongue had already tasted the sweetness.

His expression became a little subtle for a moment, Xiaobudian couldn't help but licked it again, to make sure that the sweetness was not an illusion.So he licked, licked, licked, and finally just chewed and chewed and swallowed.

Boom, it's really delicious!It's so sweet!After the little one ate it, he pouted for a long time, and finally understood why Li Yan ate that candy mouse with such relish (sang) Jin (xin) and (bing) taste (kuang).

Xiao BuDian still remembers this very well, so he happily told the teacher about it at this time, which is a bit of a show off.

Teacher Xiao Zhang was stunned for a moment, thinking that eating cat meat is not popular in City B, besides, you still have cats at home, Ai Wu and Wu should not eat cats, cats and dogs, how can you be so cruel?

She didn't know what to say all of a sudden, and she got stuck at an inappropriate time. Fortunately, Li Yan understood that Xiao Budian's words could easily mislead people who didn't know it. The size of a sugar man.

He wanted Xiaobudian to make it clear that the "cat" was not the same as himself. Xiaobudian understood a little bit, but the general meaning was still correct. He nodded and added: "Oh, the hungry cat also ate one, he What I ate was that of a mouse, it was sweet, but it was delicious!"

Teacher Xiao Zhang finally understood, and breathed a sigh of relief: "Is it candy?" Although she didn't think of sugar figurines for the first time, she knew that it must be the kind of candy deliberately made in the shape of animals to tempt children to buy, so she was completely relieved. Come on, smiled at Xiao BuDian, "Xing Yuan said it very well, please sit down."

What, people are so hard at you Amway Tangren, do you react so flatly?Xiao BuDian was not very satisfied with her response, and felt that Hungry Miao was the one who could best understand her glassy heart in the world, so she sat back on the little mushroom stool and continued to flip through the textbook.

——In order to punish Mr. Zhang who didn't cooperate with him at all, he didn't plan to raise his head all day today.

Seeing his angry appearance, Li Yan wanted to laugh a little, so he calmed down and jumped on the table to read the little one's book.

Xiao BuDian reads very quickly. There are more than a dozen practice questions at the end of each small chapter. When he sees some difficult questions, he writes them down. If there are no problems, he just ignores them.

He spent one class time reading the book, and then he took out the test paper to read.This time Li Yan didn't just just watch the fun, he tore off one of the bound test papers, pointed to the clock on the wall and made a gesture, which meant that he was asked to do it within the specified time period. over.

In the third grade of elementary school, even the application problems are "39 students are skipping rope on the playground, how many groups can each group of 3 be divided into?" This is the simplest column calculation problem, and the little one actually doesn't want to do it at all.

However, if you have a chance to show off your well-developed biceps in front of Li Yan, the idea is not bad. The little guy rolls up his sleeves very energetically. From the moment Li Yan slaps his hands to signal the time, he has been desperately I buried my head in writing.

He felt uncomfortable while writing. The tiny characters stink, the writing is also very sloppy, and the speed is not too slow.But no matter how fast it is, it is impossible to keep up with his thinking, but when he first started to do the questions, he still made up his mind. He finished writing a test paper in 5 minutes, and the hungry cat was so shocked that he could not speak. Seeing that 5 minutes had passed, he had just finished writing one side. Turning it over, it was all application questions, and it took more effort to write.

Unconsciously, Xiao BuDian got a little anxious, writing with one hand, and scratching his hair with the other, making an angry howling sound from his mouth. Fortunately, it was recess now, otherwise the little friends and the teacher would have been shocked.

Li Yan didn't stop him, just watched from the side, waited until the little one spent 15 minutes to finish writing this test paper, then rubbed his chubby face that was flushed from suffocation: "Meow~" Now you know, silly boy , according to the barrel rule, the slower of your thinking and writing determines your speed of doing questions.

The little guy doesn't like hands-on, basically just say a few times with his mouth even if the question is finished, it's okay if the question is simple now, but when it comes to junior high school, it's easy to develop the problem of high-sightedness and low-handedness.Li Yan has always wanted to correct his bad habit, so he just took this opportunity to teach him a lesson.

The little guy was a little bit sluggish, especially when he saw Li Yan unselfishly holding the red pen between his two paws, and circled a lot of irregular writing for him from the test paper.

All the questions are small, but like calculation questions, people have shown that they use a simple algorithm, that is to say, he has to multiply the mixed addition and subtraction with parentheses to form a whole ten, but he directly writes a result. Cannot be scored on the test.

There are also two careless mistakes. The author of the question set up two small text traps, and he fell into them.After deducting these points, Li Yan painted "[-]" on him with no expression on his face, and then curled his lips at Xiao Budian.

Xiao Budian was still angry at the fact that he took too long to do the test papers, but seeing his subsequent actions, he was dumbfounded—he thought that [-]% was in his pocket, how could he even think of it? Not even [-] points.

This blow was really big, the little one stayed there for a long time, and started crying when he saw the test paper laying on the table.This reaction is quite normal. Li Yan thinks that the reason why Xiao Budian came to Secondary School so early has nothing to do with his own personality.

Before going to kindergarten, Xiaobudian was smart, but silly was still a pretty normal child.Li Yan suspected that he was in kindergarten. He found that the gap between himself and his peers was too big.

It's not good to think highly of yourself at such a young age. Li Yan felt that this slap was hard enough. Kindergartens are graded according to excellent grades.

He remembered that when he got a score of [-] in the exam in elementary school, he could cry for a class with a glass heart. This score of [-] is enough for a little kid to grow his memory for several months.Good habits need to be developed from an early age. You must read the questions carefully and carefully. Once you have a problem of carelessness, it is difficult to change it.

Li Yan was deeply touched by this. He suffered from it in his previous life. He felt that he knew all kinds of questions. He never read the questions seriously when he was brushing the questions. Blood.

These are bloody lessons, and he didn't want the little one to repeat the same mistakes, so he decided to carry out setback education.

But seeing the baby he raised crying so sadly, Li Yan was also a little worried that he might smash his glass heart with too much force, so he leaned over and wiped his tears with a meat ball: "Meow~" It doesn't matter , A test can't explain anything, reflect on your mistakes, and work harder next time.

The little girl raised her head to look at him with tears in her eyes, pulled him over to pillow her belly, choked and said, "Hungry meow, I was wrong [hiccup]...I'm sorry for you [wiping tears]...I let you down [hiccup again]... Don’t ignore me even if I don’t get [-] points in the test, okay? QAQ【Wipe tears again】... I will definitely show you [-] points in the test next time! 【Close fist】"

Li Yan: "..." My child, your brain circuit is a little strange. You can't pass 100 in the exam. Your first thought is that you feel sorry for me?