You can't afford to be a cat man!

The hostess was really startled when she heard the crying downstairs, and hurried up to look at it, but when she walked halfway, she heard the sudden silence from above.

It turned out that Zhang Le was crying and found that both of them stopped crying. He thought that the game time was over and it was time to switch to another game. He stopped in a second, hiccupped, and wiped away his tears calmly. Bobo said: "The crying comparison is over, let's laugh?"

Looking at Fatty's expressionless face, Zhang Le, who is loved by middle-aged and elderly women because of his sweet smile and sweet mouth, felt that he could beat him in this category, so he challenged him happily.

Little one: "...=="

Li Yan: "..." Damn it, don't talk to stimulate him, okay? I can't hold down the dictionary anymore, be careful that he blows your skull away!

Although Zhang Le's brain is not good, he is very good at observing words and expressions. He saw that the person and cat on the opposite side seemed not interested in competing with him. He was afraid that they would disagree, so he took the lead in laughing "hahahaha".

The hostess who had already reached the door of the study staggered for a moment, with a suspicious look on her face, she quickly opened the door, glanced inside, and asked, "What's wrong?"

She saw that her second son and youngest son had expressions of shattered three views, and then saw that Zhang Le smiled like an epileptic seizure with shiny crying marks on his face, and his complexion changed slightly—could it be? Is this kid mentally disturbed?

Reminiscent of her son crying and shouting "Zhang Le is bullying me" just now, the hostess's heart ached, she walked quickly to the side of Xiao Budian and Li Yan, surrounded them with her arms, and looked at Zhang Le with vigilance. Le: "Son, what's wrong?"

Xiaobudian hastily whispered in his ear: "Mom, this person is weird."

When the hostess heard this, she really thought so, pulled Xiao BuDian and Li Yan back a step, and said with a smirk: "Lele, your aunt should be ready for dinner, should you go home and have dinner?"

If it was different from the usual, she would definitely warmly invite Zhang Le to have dinner at her home, but the existence of the other party has seriously threatened her child's physical and mental health [brain supplement], the hostess now just wants to send him back as soon as possible.

The most painful thing in life is not being forced by your parents to be in the same room with a psychopath, but because both the neuropathy and the psychopath's fucking mother think you are sick now.

Li Yan watched clearly from the side. He felt that if he were Zhang Le, he would definitely be dead by now. Unfortunately, he is not Zhang Le after all, and the latter obviously did not have the IQ to understand what happened before him. I'm waiting for Xingyuan to laugh at me."

The so-called competition is only when you come and go. He can’t finish laughing. He doesn’t even give the opponent a chance to show his talent. Zhang Le thought about waiting for Xiao Budian to finish laughing and prove that the opponent lost more than laughing. He would be happy again. Go home for dinner——Auntie said to eat braised pork tonight, Saigao! ~(≧▽≦)/~

——Fuck, you scared my son by crying and laughing for a while, but you actually forced him to laugh for you?The hostess was shocked by this ruthless human relations tragedy under the blue sky and broad daylight. She hugged the little one tightly, bit her back teeth and said, "Auntie will take you back, okay? Your aunt called you."

After sending this bastard out, he will no longer be able to let the other party into his house.The hostess was really worried about this, because her son was not very normal, if there was an even more abnormal Zhang Le beside him, the consequences would be unimaginable.

Whenever food is mentioned in front of children, the lethality is huge. Zhang Le was coaxed into agreeing without a few words, and was sent away in a daze.

The hostess came back from the next door soon, wondering if she had to relieve her son, so as not to be frightened out of her psychological shadow.To be honest, Li Yan has basically raised his son up to now, and the hostess doesn't know much about his psychology of nine bends and eighteen bends.

She thought about finding a way to bring up the topic, so she knelt down and said softly, "Xingyuan, do you have anything to say to mom?"

Xiaobu nodded, touched his belly and said loudly: "Mom, I want to eat braised pork!"

Li Yan nodded vigorously on the side, he also wants to eat braised pork, although he can't eat too much soy sauce, but it's always okay to taste a few pieces, Miaosheng is simply not too happy.

The hostess opened her mouth, and the idea of ​​having a heart-to-heart talk with her son disappeared, and she said helplessly: "Okay, this will have to wait until your father comes back from get off work. He has a heavy mouth and a lot of material. You two Definitely like to eat."

Li Yan and Xiao Budian squatted at the door looking forward to the host's return, and finally got someone to come. The host, who has rarely experienced such a high-level reception, was taken aback: "Why are you staying here?"

The hostess first told him about the braised pork, and dragged him to the kitchen, and then she told her worries about Zhang Le, and said in a low voice, "Do you want him to stop dating our son again?" ?”

"You think too much, children of this age, especially boys with relatively slow development, their behavior may be a bit strange from our point of view," the host calmed down and analyzed calmly, "If you Forget it, many children are abnormal, don’t think too much about it.”

This reason is actually a magic weapon that he often uses to comfort himself, so as to suppress the thought of "Is my son a little abnormal QAQ?" The male master does not have double standards. After a complicated and intense ideological struggle, he can Classifying his son as a normal person, why should Zhang Le be classified as abnormal?

When the hostess heard it, she thought it was reasonable for him to think so, but she felt that something was wrong, and walked out of the kitchen suspiciously, seeing that the little one was already rolling on the sofa, and coaxed: "Wait a little longer!" Baby, give your dad some time, the braised pork will be ready soon."

That is to say, it takes two hours to cook the braised pork. The hostess first made egg fried rice for them, so they can eat a little bit of it.

It's a pity that the little one is full of braised pork, drooling, holding Li Yan's tail in his mouth and refuses to let go, tearfully said: "I want to eat braised pork! I'm hungry, I'll eat braised pork!"

Stop reading, brother, the more you read, the more hungry you become, and my stomach is also growling.Li Yan lay on the armrest of the sofa in great sorrow, trying to pull out his tail but couldn't do it, and pulled his limp ears.

Seeing how pitiful they both looked, the hostess hesitated for a moment and asked, "How about I go to the next door and ask for a bowl for you?"

The stewed pork next door was not made by her casually to coax people. The hostess could smell the smell from a long distance away. The hostess next door made braised pork.

When she sent Zhang Le back just now, the other party warmly invited her to bring the children to have dinner together. At that time, the hostess regarded Zhang Le as a small bomb and quickly declined.

Hearing the words, Xiao BuDian hesitated for a moment, after all, the glutton in his stomach got the upper hand, leaned over and whispered: "Hungry Meow and I both want to eat braised pork."

Cannibalism has a short mouth, but the temptation of braised pork is too great, Xiao Budian sniffled: "Next time Zhang Le comes, let's treat him to fried chicken." This way the favor is repaid.

In fact, if the brat ignored him, he wouldn't be very annoying. With the braised pork in front of him, Xiao BuDian felt that Zhang Le wasn't so odious anymore.

The hostess smiled helplessly, went to the next door, and soon brought a large pot full of fragrant braised pork, and said with a smile: "Your godmother loves you so much. When I heard that you want to eat, I'm so happy that you've given me so much."

The little godmother couldn't even count how many there were. He blinked his eyes, watching with great anticipation that the hostess brought the small bowl, and then reached out to grab the chopsticks.

"No, have you forgotten that you are controlling your weight?" The hostess pulled his chopsticks away and put three pieces in his small bowl, "Eat slowly, after eating these three pieces, eat some more Egg fried rice can continue to eat."

It's too much, three pieces of meat is enough for him to play with that white lotus for a day, the little one twitched his lips, but he didn't dare to say anything, after all, the hostess still has a big pot, so if he is obedient, he can get another one or two yuan .

He first picked up a piece, tore it into thin strips with his hands, and handed it to Li Yan's mouth: "Hungry meow, eat!"

Good boy, I did not raise you for three years in vain.Li Yan swallowed the meat strips in two or three mouthfuls, Xiao Budian licked the sauce on his fingers, smacked his mouth, and exclaimed: "It's delicious!"

He tore another piece of meat and gave it to Li Yan. After eating half of it, Li Yan felt embarrassed to continue eating. He shook his head and pushed the meat towards the little one with his paw.

The little one grinned and said: "Hungry meow, I ate it all." If he ate it now, he and Li Yan would eat three yuan in total, but if he gave it to Li Yan, his mother would definitely reward him with at least three yuan. That is a total of six, of course, the latter is more cost-effective.

This is all done by doing logic problems. Xiaobudian didn't feel that his intelligence level has improved, but his way of thinking has been expanded and improved. He would never have thought of this before changing it.

To put it simply, this kid has learned a lot. Li Yan saw him winking at him secretly, and he understood it in a flash, so he ate all three pieces of meat with peace of mind.

As expected, the hostess was touched, happy for the brotherly love of the two sons, poured five yuan into the little boy's bowl, stroked his head, and went to the kitchen with a piece of meat to feed the host.

The little one "Ah Woo" picked up the biggest piece in one bite, tore two pieces of meat neatly with both hands and stuffed them to Li Yan, and said proudly, "I made it!"

He was holding the meat in his mouth and tried to speak every word clearly. His mouth was too wide, and the saliva fell from the corner of his mouth, so he quickly wiped it off.

Li Yan was somewhat helpless, and insisted on refusing to eat any more, but the little guy stuck a piece into his mouth, unable to spit it out, so he chewed and swallowed it.

The little guy wanted to stuff it again, but seeing that he was covering his cheek with his paw, he couldn't open his mouth, so he stuffed it into his own mouth.