You can't afford to be a cat man!

Relying on the braised pork as a stepping stone, Zhang Le finally got the permission to wait for the Lu family—although he himself was not willing to come, but his parents were obviously very satisfied with it.

Another person who was not very happy was Xiao BuDian, who was full of indescribable hostility and guard against Zhang Le. Fortunately, this hard time for both parties did not last for a long time, and the host and hostess soon became busy. Long before the holiday, the male owner was applying for a passport, contacting personnel, and preparing to take the little one to Stanford for an intelligence test.

Let's not get involved with Li Yan. The pet entry and exit procedures are very troublesome, and it takes a lot of time for application approval. Maybe he will have to be taken for a brutal physical examination.

Just thinking about it makes people shudder. It's not that Li Yan has never been to the United States in his previous life. He can't do anything while wearing a cat's shell. He can only feel at ease as a burden, and simply don't go.

Li Yan shook his head resolutely at the hostess who came to ask him, expressing that he was not interested at all.It took him a lot of effort to calm down the fussy little one, and when they left, they were sent to the next door.

He waved enthusiastically at the passing car through the window, and he could still hear the cries of the little one "hungry meow" from such a distance.According to the original plan, the family will have to spend more than two weeks in the United States, which means that they will not be able to return until school starts soon.

It was the first time we had been separated for such a long time, especially the little one who looked so pitiful crying, which made Li Yan feel a little bit sad. After the car disappeared around the corner, he held his chin and sighed melancholy. tone.

Dasha has been squatting next to him since just now, following him with a blank face and poking his head out of the window. Unfortunately, he couldn't understand what happened, but he could feel that Li Yan's emotions were not high, so he put his head against it. A big leather ball rolled over and touched Li Yan's hind leg: "Wow!" Second brother, let's come to play, it's been a long time since I played with you!

Li Yan cheered up, looked back at him, raised his leg and kicked the ball away.Dasha was very excited and turned around to chase, and pushed the ball back again.

Isn't that what playing with dogs is all about? Li Yan happens to be too lazy to move, and every time he kicks the ball far away, watching Dasha running after him, it's like finding something for himself to do.

Zhang Le opened the door on tiptoe, shouted "Auntie, I want to eat broiler chicken", and rushed in sullenly. The first thing he saw was a big red ball rolling towards him.Dasha's ball is half a meter high, and Zhang Le is more than half the height. Suddenly, when his mind is full of delicious fried chicken, he raises his eyes and sees this thing rushing towards him. In an instant, how many scenes of the car accident scene flashed in his mind However, Zhang Le yelled in horror, and subconsciously turned his head back, thinking about using his butt to resist the impact.

His father never slapped people in the face. At least his ass has withstood his father's harsh test. It's okay to smash his butt, but it's a bad thing to smash his head.Zhang Le lay on the ground with his butt pouted, his small arms covering his face, and trembling for a long time, but he didn't feel any pain. When he turned his head, he found that the big black dog named Dazhi had already run back to the cat with the ball on his head.

"..." This time, Li Yan can be sure that this person is very good at brainstorming, how powerful he can kick a ball lazily with a cat, he's so frightened, I'm a coward.

He twitched the corners of his lips in contempt, and deliberately kicked the ball towards Zhang Le again, but was snatched away by Dasha in the middle, and Pidianpidian pushed it back for him.

Zhang Leli got up, walked over with his mouth wide open, and said in surprise, "Why didn't he bite you? This big dog is so vicious!"

In fact, when he was taken to Lu's house by his parents for the first time, Li Yan had already performed the stunt of riding a dog, but at that time Zhang Le was completely immersed in the fear of the little one, so he didn't notice it.

Li Yan raised his paw and touched Dasha's forehead, and the latter squatted down on the spot, buried his head on the ground, and wagged his tail vigorously: "Wow!"

Li Yan's front paws drew an arc in the air, and Dasha followed his movement and rolled on the ground. Li Yan showed some of their training content, and Dasha followed suit one by one.

Zhang Le was stunned. He had caught a cold for the past few days and his nose was stuffy. He was so surprised that he forgot to breathe. A snot bubble blew out from the tip of his nose and burst with a "poof".

In the next second, he scrambled forward and offered his knee to Li Yan: "Master, master, accept me as an apprentice and teach me 72 methods of taming animals!"

This is because I was fascinated by reading "Journey to the West". For children of this age, novels with a touch of gods and demons and various monsters are much more attractive than the other three classics.

Li Yan felt that if he tapped his palm three times like the Patriarch Bodhi at this time, at three o'clock in the middle of the night, the silly child would get up from the bed just like the passage in the book and want to learn from a teacher. Let him dove, just to help the little one out.

But on the one hand, this is really a bit unkind, and on the other hand, he thought that Zhang Le might not have the IQ to understand what he meant. Li Yan shrugged his shoulders, and shook his head at Zhang Le with regret: "Meow." The law of the beast has no fate.

Zhang Le grabbed his two front paws and burst into tears in the blink of an eye: "Master, Master, you can't treat your disciples like this! Master!"

His aunt heard the voice, stopped talking on the phone, poked her head out from the next room in bewilderment, and said with a smile: "If only you could have this kind of energy in studying! Your father should know that you look at the villain all the time." book, be careful and get beaten again."

It can be seen that Zhang Le has a very good relationship with his uncle and aunt, otherwise the hostess next door would not talk so casually, Zhang Le didn't mind at all, and said with a smile: "Auntie is the best, she will definitely not hit the little girl report."

He stood up while talking, and took out a palm-sized pocket book from under the sofa cushion, squatted down to talk to Li Yan, and said temptingly, "You teach me how to train a dog, and I'll read you a story, okay?"

This sentence made Li Yan a little surprised. It seems that Zhang Le is not a simple idiot, but rather clever.Just as he was thinking, the Dasha next to him was very dissatisfied with Zhang Le getting too close, he grinned threateningly, showing his sharp fangs.

Zhang Le was so frightened that he took several strides back in a row, poked his head in this direction but didn't dare to come again, but he was unwilling to end the conversation like this, and whispered: "Really, I won't lie to you, monkey Brother is so handsome and cool!"

Li Yan agrees with this very much, Brother Hou is simply the male god of the little kids who grew up in that era.However, this does not mean that he is interested in watching the simplified children's version of Journey to the West. Li Yan continued to shake his head regretfully and kicked the ball away.

Dasha flipped over from the floor and jumped up neatly, rushing towards the ball.Taking advantage of this gap, Zhang Le rushed over again: "Master, are you going to abandon the disciple?"

Li Yan silently tore the comic book from his hand, flipped through a few pages, and sure enough, this sentence was what Sun Wukong said when he was sent away by Bodhi after he finished his studies.

Looking at his silent appearance, Zhang Le really couldn't see the meaning of being moved by his proposal. Seeing Dasha pushing the ball and running back, he didn't have time to say anything, and even rolled and crawled to the sofa.

Seeing Dasha brought the ball back, he didn't care about his action of getting too close just now, Zhang Le breathed a sigh of relief, but felt that something was wrong, looked down at his empty hand, stayed for a while before reacting, and said anxiously: "You...you give me the book!"

The master was not found, the spells were not learned, and he even lost his treasure book. Zhang Le was very anxious. He wanted to go and get it back, but he was afraid of being foolish. He poked his head timidly: "Give it back to me!"

At this time, Li Yan had quickly flipped through the comic book, threw it back to him without interest, and lay down on the floor without moving.

To be honest, although Xiaobudian is younger than Zhang Le, he is much more mature than him. Li Yan thinks that he seems to have limited Xiaobudian's reading range from the beginning. Compared with math problems, it should be this kind of comic book More children like it?

He began to think about telling the little boy this way of leisure when he came back. He couldn't keep studying with a big kid every day. He had to have some fun, so that he wouldn't be depressed and want to take revenge on society all day long.

Li Yan thought that it would be impossible for someone to walk for half a month, and he started planning the next teaching plan on the first day, so he had to find a way to entertain himself.

His first thought was that it would be hard to live like this, mainly because this family has no entertainment, Zhang Le is stupid, Dasha is even more stupid, and the gap in intelligence limits his ability to have fun with them, but Li Yan can't be a fool Xixi ran to poke the host and hostess of this house and said, "My IQ is cute, let's play."

He killed the idea of ​​finding a playmate in his mind, and jumped onto the sofa to watch TV.

At this time, the hostess next door walked over quickly, said "hmm" to the phone end, and put the receiver on his face: "Condom, come and talk to my brother, your brother is crying mad in the car gone."

Indeed, the sound of crying, howling and choking could be heard clearly, Li Yan hurriedly said "meow" to the other side, and stretched out his paw to touch the receiver, which was like touching the little head, and said solemnly: "Meow meow meow!"

Silly boy, what's the point of crying? You're going on a family trip. I'm at home with a group of funny people. I'm not crying yet. Why are you crying? You should be happy when you go out to play.

"Hungry... hiccup... hiccup..." Xiao Budian couldn't speak, opened his mouth wide and wailed non-stop, typed out a series of hiccups with the word "meow" in his mouth, buried his face in the fucking phone, tears rolling And down.