You can't afford to be a cat man!

Li Yan heard the continuous crying on the other side, his heart ached, and he couldn't speak, so he meowed a few times, probably he couldn't understand it either.

Fortunately, the little boy calmed down somewhat when he heard his voice, holding the wet phone, blowing his nose along the toilet paper stuffed by his mother, sobbing: "Hungry meow... Meow..."

Seeing that he could listen, the hostess coaxed: "Hey, we'll come back after going out for a day or two, and then we'll see the condoms. You go and be obedient, behave well, and come back with the results. Also give the condom a long face."

The little guy's sense of struggle is simply innate. If you tell him to do XX, he may not talk to you at all. If you tell him to win XX, he will probably rush forward.

So the hostess is also very helpless about this, she can only choose topics that can interest the little one, and sure enough, the little one sniffs at the phone after listening to it: "Hungry meow, will you be happy that I passed the exam?"

"Meow~" Li Yan tried his best to add more anticipation and joy to his voice. In fact, he really didn't care about the results of the intelligence test.

Xiao BuDian nodded while holding the phone, and continued to blow his nose: "Hungry meow, I will definitely bring you back the number one!" He actually didn't know why he went abroad all the way, but he heard his parents say it was an exam , since it is an exam, there is a difference between No.1 and No.2, he must get the best ranking.

He hugged his mobile phone and babbled about his determination for a long time. When he got off the car at the airport, he still held on tightly and refused to let go.

This phone call lasted more than an hour, and the little boy didn't know what to say after that, and every now and then he called him, and Li Yan had to meow back.

When the plane was about to board, the hostess successfully took back the phone, wiped it with a handkerchief for a long time, and said helplessly, "It looks like it was soaked in water. I really convinced you."

The little boy wiped his snot with the back of his hand, and gave him a listless look with his mouth pursed.

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Li Yan concluded through a phone call that the little one must still be making trouble, and their trip abroad was in vain. Sure enough, two days later, the hostess came back with his son in his arms, and took Li Yan back with a sad face.

The hostess didn't come back, and it was said that she wanted to stay there for a stroll, so she couldn't pay the airfare for nothing, and it would be too bad to stay in the hotel for two days.The male host was responsible for getting the little one back, and his company also had some matters to deal with, so he came back early.

When Li Yan first saw the two of them, he was startled. Not to mention the dark circles under the male master's eyes, the little boy's face was swollen twice, and his eyes could hardly be opened. When he saw him, he let out a loud sob. I was about to cry again.

Li Yan stretched out his paws to hug him on his belly and rubbed the hair on his head, coaxing him: "Meow meow~"

"Hungry meow, I miss you so much!" Xiaobudian pulled his tail to wipe his tears, and wiped his own nose while Li Yan was not paying attention, "It's not fun outside at all, I will never go out again!"

Nonsense, in order to let you adapt to the environment, your parents went there a day earlier, because the test was about to take place the next day, so they didn’t go out, honestly stayed in the hotel for a day, and hurried back after the test the next day , I just tossed back and forth, it would be strange if I could play well.

Li Yan looked at the male master, stretched out his paw silently, the male master was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly took out a stack of documents from the briefcase.

Li Yan browsed through it roughly, and there are very detailed analysis reports on it. The little boy's logical thinking development level is equivalent to that of an eight-year-old child. The math, logic, and perspective tests are all very good, but the graphics test is a mess.

The intelligence test result given by the experts is 132, which is a comprehensive score given in consideration of his poor acceptance of external information in many aspects and no special reaction to pictures, sounds, etc.

There are also many small items listed below, and the polarization of the grades is particularly serious. Li Yan scanned the information and handed it back to the male host. He kissed the little one on the forehead and praised him for doing a good job.

The male host said regretfully: "He cried badly the night before, basically didn't sleep much, his energy was low, and he dozed off in the second half of the test, otherwise the result would definitely be better than this."

This is a typical example of getting cheap and selling well. According to Mensa regulations, membership qualifications are calculated based on the standard deviation of grades and age. At a young age, you can enter IIS (threshold 140) or even 4G (threshold 160) It's all possible.

Li Yan let out a long sigh of relief. He felt that in his previous life, Mensa China determined that he had been rewarded for his grievances that lasted until the second stage of middle school. He heard the host continue to say: "Unfortunately, the club in California couldn't help him register as a member. They said they would talk to Mensa China. Let’s get in touch and see if we can make an exception.”

Several experts who were in charge of preparing the test this time chatted with him and the hostess for a while. Although they didn't go out to play, the hostess felt it was worth it. At least they had some understanding of the special situation of the child.

The other party told him clearly that children like Xiaobudian should try not to go to ordinary schools, otherwise they will easily feel anxious and irritable among a group of peers.

This point is completely consistent with the situation when the little one went to kindergarten. I think my son went to school for a year, and the whole person is depressed. He was obviously a cheerful child before, but now he looks like a child to his parents. Bitterness and hatred are deep in the face.

The male protagonist regretted it at the beginning, but he didn't want to isolate him like this, which was too bad for his growth. The child was not good at interacting with people, so he would be stupid if he kept his family at home.

He discussed these things with the hostess, but there was no result. Even if he asked the opinions of experts, they said that the decision-making power was still in the hands of the parents, and their opinions might not necessarily be the best way for the children.

The male host did not blindly believe the opinions of these education experts. He thought it was necessary to observe the actual situation of the child, so on the way back from the airport, he bought a DV, thinking about taking pictures of the little one at school and at home. , and then carefully consider the follow-up measures.

No matter how worried his parents were, the little boy finally calmed down when he saw Li Yan when he returned home. He stared at Li Yan with his big face in his hands and squinted his eyes, and said with a smirk, "Hungry meow is my favorite!"

I love you too, idiot.Li Yan rubbed him with a smile. Seeing his swollen eyes, he felt a little blind again. He went to the kitchen and took a towel and turned on the faucet. After soaking it, he took it back and covered the little boy's face.

Li Yan's claws are not easy to use, especially for pinching thin objects that are not thick enough, so he flicked his head smartly, threw the towel on the little one's face, and blurted his eyes with a bang.

Thinking that the execution of eunuchs in ancient palaces was done layer by layer with wet paper, so Li Yan made a special check to see that the nostrils of the little one were not covered.

He couldn't wring out the water with his paws, so the towel was dripping, and a lot of water ran down the little boy's face. Li Yan casually pulled a corner of the tablecloth to wipe it for him from time to time.

The little boy's eyes and forehead were covered, but his mouth was still free. Although he felt uncomfortable with a wet towel on his face, he didn't resist, and asked curiously: "Hungry meow, what is this for?" ah?"

Li Yan couldn't explain it to him, but fortunately, Xiao Budian didn't chase after him all day long like those very curious little kids asking a hundred thousand why, but it was really inconvenient to only meow.

After covering it like this for a while, Li Yan moved the towel away. I don't know if it was a psychological effect, but he always felt that the little one's eyelids were not as swollen as before.

It's a pity that Xiao Budian didn't seem to feel it, wiped the water off his face casually, shook his head, and muttered uncomfortably: "It's wet."

Although it's summer, the water covering his face doesn't feel very good. He also nonchalantly grabbed the tablecloth from Li Yan's paws to wipe his face, and said with a bit of excitement: "Hungry, I did it yesterday. There are so many interesting questions, I originally wanted to bring them back to show you, but I am not sure if I can do so many questions!"

After a pause, he said with unconcealed pride: "They didn't allow the test questions to be brought out, but I memorized all the questions that I felt unsure about. I'll read it later!"

As the male host said, he had a lot of trouble flying by plane, and even cried most of the night the night before, so he couldn't cheer up during the exam.

But Xiaobudian is finishing all the questions that he is good at and interested in. He still has enough time to memorize a few difficult questions before falling asleep. did not look.

In this way, he not only recited the questions, but also made up for it. Even if he took time to do the questions that he didn’t do, he would not get much more points. There was a knock on the door, and Dasha's yelling.

He happily jumped off the sofa, ran to open the door, and called, "Dazhi, Dazhi, come and listen to my brother telling you stories!"

As soon as he opened the door, he found Zhang Le following Dasha with a dry smile at him, Xiao Budian twitched the corner of his mouth and asked, "What are you doing here?"

"It's Dazhi who is looking for Little Gloves." Zhang Le carefully pointed at Dasha and the big leather ball that Dasha was holding on his head, "They want to play a game of pushing the ball, and I'm here to deliver broilers to your family."

As he spoke, he shook the big bag of fried chicken in his hand, mainly because Zhang Le had been clamoring for a chicken for a long time, and his parents thought that the child had disturbed him for so long, and it seemed unreasonable to give gifts specially. Think about it With a small body, he must also be greedy, so I bought an extra copy and delivered it.