This must not be written by me

October [-]th is the Flower Appreciation Festival in Xia Kingdom, and it is also a grand event in Linfeng City to hold the Fu Conference.

At that time, talented men and beautiful women will gather among the flowers, enjoy the lingering waves of butterflies, appreciate the enchanting flowers, laugh and talk about poems and songs between cups and cups, and draw pens and paint pictures while reciting poems and enjoying flowers.Mr. Lin said: Appreciating flowers, butterflies, and beauties; tasting wine, poetry, and refreshments is a joy and a joy.

However, this year's flower viewing festival seems to be overshadowed by another big event, so that the old and young men walking birds and fighting crickets in the city, and the girls and daughters-in-law who silently lean on the railing and throw wooden sticks at their husbands all ran to find their children.Because, a few days ago, Mr. Lin, the beauty who kept the humble fast, actually said: "I want to take in a clever closed-door student on the eve of the Flower Appreciation Festival, and I will try it out for a month without any fee."

…Whether it is charged or not is a trivial matter, the point is that Mrs. Lin will have contact with that child alone for a month!one month!What does this represent?This shows that the relatives of this child can meet with Mr. Lin alone without conditions and reasons! !Meet alone!

It's really exciting...Emperor Xia probably didn't have this kind of treatment.

As a result, the entire Linfeng City exploded, and at one time, even a small beggar could not be seen on the street. Because of Lin Chenchu's deliberate actions, Linfeng City really achieved "not only kissing his own relatives" from a certain point of view. , the prosperous age of Great Harmony that is not the only son but the son'--the young have something to support and there is wood!Well done Mr. Lin!

Therefore, the young girl in Huaichun in the city, the father who is waiting to marry his daughter, the elder brother who is in charge of the younger sister, and the young daughter-in-law who hates to marry all all swear by coincidence: such a good thing must not be preempted by others. And the lower body is ours!

Lin Chenchu: "Hehe."

Such a situation was within Lin Chenchu's expectation.In fact, this kind of thing seemed to him in the past, and in the eyes of him who used to play tricks, he didn't even dare to think about it.However, after staying with the black guy Zhong Panji for so long, even Xiaobai has to be more careful, otherwise he won't be able to keep up with that person's thinking at all.

Therefore, Lin Chenchu, a man who has been showing off his integrity and lower limit, finally used tricks of deceit, temptation, and sex to seduce those crazy men and women who have a crush on him, have a crush on him, have a crush on him, and all the children except the dwarf. They were all caught.Next, he just needs to wait for the group of people to send the children to him, and then let him filter them one by one, and finally pick out the child that Tan Rongrong wants.

Lin Chenchu's shameless behavior was deeply disgusted by Tan Rongrong, so the girl resolutely decided to go out for two days and pay Lin Chenchu ​​for everything.Before leaving, I also gave Lin Chenchu ​​a classic line of meeting pig teammates:

——"Bitch, don't tell others that I know you!"

Thinking back to Tan Rongrong's eyes full of contempt, Lin Chenchu ​​touched his shriveled pocket, and curled his lips in disbelief.Xian Shi held the book in her arms in front of her eyes again, took a sip of the warm tea, and then her face couldn't help but flush a little.That lazy and extravagant appearance immediately fascinated a group of ladies who were studying in the name of studying, but actually wanted to embark on the forbidden road and never return, but betting on Zhong Panji for a cucumber, they would never have imagined that, in fact, the man in their hearts What Shen Lin Chenchu ​​picked up was not poetry at all, this Tm is a pornographic novel of this standard!

Just when Lin Chenchu ​​saw the key, a man's furious roar suddenly came from the door:

"Lin Chenchu! Get out of your grandfather!"

The one who spoke was none other than Wang Zhujin and Wang Juren, who are both Mr. Lin Chenchu ​​and his study.

If it is said that this Wang Zhujing is quite unlucky, as a Juren, he should not be teaching here, but because he is Master Zheng's closed disciple, he has to teach here.In fact, he really likes teaching and educating people rather than becoming an official in the court, but after Lin Chenchu ​​came, everything changed.

Originally, at the very beginning, he taught students together with another Mr. Song He, with twenty students in his hands, and his life was quite comfortable.It's just that after Lin Chenchu ​​came, Song He voluntarily resigned from his job as a teacher and went to Beijing to rush for the exam, and the students in his hands were logically brought under Lin Chenchu's care.

Well, it looks pretty good too... What a fart!

For Wang Zhujin, the ideal is a backbone beauty Zhao Feiyan, but the reality is an overly plump Yang Yuhuan.Who is Lin Chenchu, an idol of the people, a person who looks like a fairy in the eyes of dignitaries and nobles, such a person is almost occupied by those noble daughters who want to prostitute him but have never prostituted him, they don't care what you have Twenty children, or twenty emperors—those who prevent my old lady from getting close to the male god, die!

So the good old man Wang Zhuzhen, who is a good teacher, felt sorry for the children who were studying and had no one to teach him, so he took the initiative to take care of them... From then on, his little life changed from a peaceful life to one of chicken and egg beating dogs...

Lin Chenchu ​​gave a dry cough, and used the Qiankun ring to quickly replace the eclectic story book in his hand with a biblical "Book of Songs", then straightened his clothes, put on a friendly smile, and walked towards Wang Juren: "That...bamboo Jin, what happened, why are you so angry?"

Seeing Lin Chenchu's smile as bright as the sun, Wang Zhuqian was immediately stunned, and felt like a spring breeze all over his body, and felt indescribably comfortable——this man really has a good-looking appearance, and this kind of appearance may be hard to come by in a hundred years, right? .

In fact, in all fairness, Wang Zhujin is an out-and-out handsome man. He is tall and has an extraordinary temperament. His hair is close to his waist and his idol-like face is placed in modern times. It will definitely make goddesses scream and girls faint fall.But this is only compared with ordinary people. Standing in front of Lin Chenchu ​​now, he still looks rough. After all, Lin Chenchu's appearance is impeccable, "beautiful", "super beautiful", "beautiful" at all It's impossible to describe his appearance, because even the dumb hair of this guy is so enchanting that it seems to be shining.

In the end, it was the footsteps of those "progressive young women" who woke up Wang Zhujin. He turned his face away uncomfortably, and dragged out a student from behind angrily.It was a thin, tall naughty boy with a mischievous appearance, but he looked very clever, and the appearance of his teeth being grinned by Wang Zhujin's ear was really unstoppable.

Lin Chenchu ​​felt a little familiar when he saw it, but it took him a long time to realize guiltily that this child was actually his student named Wang Wen.

"Lin Chenchu, look at your good student, he is simply disgraceful! I can't teach him anymore, you can take him back."

"Hey, hey, don't!" Lin Chenchu ​​said hastily, but his voice met Wang Wen's begging for mercy unexpectedly. The completely consistent voice and tone directly made Wang Zhujin's forehead burst into blue veins, and the force of his hand provoked Wang Wen for a while. A heart-piercing howl.

I only heard Wang Wen shout: "Sir, I was wrong, I will never write poetry again, please forgive me..."

Wang Zhujin stared, "Putting it..." He suddenly thought that he shouldn't swear, so he changed the pronoun stiffly: "... Qi! You don't care about the serious things, but the light ones, what kind of poem is this? Dirty words!"

"Oh?" Lin Chenchu ​​looked at the skinny Wang Wen in surprise, raised his brows slightly, and said with great interest, "Okay, kid, you're promising, you dare to write a poem like this before your hair grows all over." gone?"

"You're not weak yet, okay? Is there really no problem with that?"

Wang Zhujin snorted coldly, took out a piece of paper from his pocket, and threw it to Lin Chenchu.Lin Chenchu ​​took it with a calm expression, and immediately sprayed it. I saw the handwriting on the paper, and Wang Wen's pen was very good, but the content...

"Pfft... The flower leaves once broke the stamens, and the willows swayed the willow branches again. The golden guns fought three thousand times, and the silver candles came to seven or eight delicate people. Dude, you are really embarrassing to me! A man has fought for thousands of miles, how can a mere three thousand Can it reflect the spirit? How can my students just 'come to Qibajiao'! You have to puff up your chest and shout 'I want to hit ten!'”

The eavesdropping women behind were originally blushing, but when they heard Lin Chenchu's complaints behind them, they couldn't help bursting out laughing, which made Wang Zhujin tremble with anger: "Lin Chenchu...you..."

Seeing that this person was about to lose his temper, Lin Chenchu ​​couldn't help coughing dryly, and turned his head to Wang Wen, who was also lowering his head and giggling, and said, "This... Wang Wen, you have to review yourself carefully, and if I catch you writing this again in the future Poetry, don’t blame me for swollen you. Go, go, don’t stay here to bother me.”

Even Wang Wen, a fool, could understand Lin Chenchu's subtext—he just said "Don't get caught", instead of "Don't continue writing", this person is really wonderful!Hahaha... He immediately bowed and saluted, and quickly slipped away while holding his calligraphy and rubbing oil on the soles of his feet.

Wang Zhuqian watched helplessly as the stinky Lin Chenchu ​​fooled the trouble he had found. He felt that this indifferent Mr. Lin was full of bad things, and he shouted angrily, "You... Lin Chenchu, you really Ashamed to be a teacher!"

Lin Chenchu's expression was light, his tone was light, and he said something extremely remarkable in a tone that seemed to be discussing eating Chinese cabbage today: "Actually, we can't just see the superficial phenomena of this poem, we must dare to deeply analyze the events. The most fundamental and humane. In your opinion, what this student wrote is just an obscene poem... Ahem, skeuomorphism. But in my opinion, his poem uses other things to express it properly Even many grown-ups can't do this kind of way of expressing one's will. But you see! Every line of this poem is a dual! Dual! It's a genius, a genius..."

As soon as these words came out, many women behind him burst out laughing, Wang Zhuqian wished he could kick this bastard to death immediately.

Just when he finally resisted the urge to demolish the house, a certain scumbag made another knife at the right time, hitting the nail on the head: "Actually, I am very lucky that he was able to write such a poem. At least he didn't Write out words and sentences such as 'light, slow, twist, wipe and pick', otherwise what we worry about today is not the problem that the child may be greedy for women in the future, but his current sexual orientation. After all, liking women is better than liking □ Much better than Grinding Mirror (gL). Don't you think?"

"Wizard fart! What a fart you are!" Wang Zhujin almost passed away with anger. Lin Chenchu ​​silently mourned for his lungs. I am afraid that he will not be able to hold back his lungs when he sees him again for a long time in the future. pain.Lin Chenchu ​​rubbed his chin, and looked back at the many inhuman women who were laughing, feeling a strange sense of pride.

To be honest, in fact, he really admired people like Wang Zhujin. They earn money from selling cabbage, want to sell white powder, and live their lives as idiots, but they are all out-and-out good people.Lin Chenchu ​​had no intention of teasing Wang Zhujin, but Wang Zhujin's slightly clumsy trick made Lin Chenchu ​​feel a little uncomfortable, so based on the principle that sluts do more mischief, he played a bit of it. It is easier to fry hair than porcupines on weekdays, and eruption is easier than volcanoes. The terrifying Wang Juren.

Sure enough, as Lin Chenchu ​​expected, Wang Zhujin took a few deep breaths, and finally revealed his real purpose of finding fault today: "No matter how you explain, your student still made mistakes, but because I am not his teacher, I also You have no right to drive him out. In this case, you must agree to my request."

...Are you trying to coerce students into using Mr. Ling?But is there any necessary link between agreeing to your request and my student making a mistake?Brother, your logic is as good as checkers...

Lin Chenchu ​​slandered the other party's leaping thinking, and then complained with a more leaping thinking than the other party.But at least he knows what is enough and enough is enough, if he continues to be so provocative, today's Shouzhuan will have to be dismantled by Wang Zhujin.Although it is said that the brainless fan will live forever, but he has no friends in this place. Wang Zhujin doesn't want to see him, but he won't stab him in the back. If he really has something to take care of him, although he also understands that the other party actually doesn't like it. on him.

He smiled slightly, and the dimples at the corners of his mouth saw a bit of sweetness for a moment. Seeing his suddenly heavenly face, Wang Zhujin couldn't help being a little dazed, and couldn't help but sigh inwardly, even if this person put on a flattering face, he couldn't It's so good-looking that it's dying.

Therefore, Wang Zhujin said in Lin Chenchu's smile, "I picked up a child, and I really have no place to raise it, so I will leave it to you to raise this butterfly. If it is you who raises it, you must take it Treat that child well. Remember, don’t teach him to write something like 'gentle rubbing, slow twisting, rubbing and picking, from now on the king will not go to court early', or I will bite you to death..."

Lin Chenchu: ...there are too many slots, let me sort them out first. 'From now on, the king will not go to court early' and 'gentle kneading, slow twisting, wiping and picking'

What a perfect match!Wizards, wizards!

……

I heard that Wang Zhujin was going to talk about marriage in the next few days, so in the days when Lin Chenchu ​​didn't marry for a day, and the young and old in Linfeng City were single all day, he gave the woman a perfect impression, and he had to reluctantly pick up a few of them that he brought back. The waifs are given to be raised by others.

The big ones are already self-reliant, and the small ones are also cute and well-behaved. They have been picked up by other people long ago, but the youngest one is left and he is reluctant to give it away.There was no other way, so he set his sights on Lin Chenchu, who was both his colleague and the chief culprit of his marriage difficulties.

Although Wang Zhuzhen, the Holy Mother of the Volcano, said that the child was very cute, but when Lin Chenchu ​​actually saw the child whom Wang Zhuzhen praised, he still couldn't help being amazed.But he was amazed not only by the child's appearance, but also by Wang Zhujin's taste.

I saw a festively dressed chubby sitting on a chair, with fat arms, fat legs, fat belly, round eyes, round face, round figure... When he rushed towards Wang Zhujin and Lin Chenchu, Lin Chenchu's mind only flashed A verb, that is - "roll"...

In my conscience, this child really looks very pleasing. Except for the eyes, the other features of the fair and ruddy face are squeezed very small by the fleshy face. Visually, the height and waist circumference are proportional to one to one, round like a The fruit is soft and cottony like a steamed bun.Five short stature, bright eyes, naive, no neck, so cute that he has no friends.

Just now, the child's eyes turned to Wang Zhujin and Lin Chenchu ​​at the door, and it immediately lit up, a look of surprise appeared on Bai Ruanmeng's face, he slowly climbed down from the chair, and then stretched his short legs and couldn't wait to fart. Bumpy ran over.

Looking at Wang Zhujin's expression, it is estimated that his cuteness will be destroyed, and a smirk appeared on his face involuntarily, as if seeing his own son running over.The corners of Lin Chenchu's mouth twitched uncontrollably. He was really worried that the kid would accidentally turn his head and gurgle towards him like a ball.

Wang Zhuqian looked at the well-behaved, sensible, smart and lovely "son", and then at Lin Chenchu, who seemed unreliable at all. As a seven-foot man, he couldn't help but twitched his nose, and looked at the chubby sadly.Thinking that he would not have his company in the days to come, he couldn't help opening his arms sadly, preparing to say goodbye to this chubby one last time.

When Lin Chenchu ​​saw the battle, he was immediately amused, viciously guessing whether Wang Zhujin would cry, and regretting that there are no cameras in this world.

I saw that little chubby rolling... getting closer and closer, a bit of surprise gradually appeared on his chubby face, and finally it turned into tears of joy, and the three-step walk actually made the little short legs vacate. Thirty steps, which is almost a blink of an eye, also allowed the child to perform a micro movie.Lin Chenchu ​​silently wiped off his cold sweat, and then the little chubby threw himself into Lin Chenchu's arms under the sparkling expressions of the two of them!

Wang Zhujin's expression froze immediately, and Lin Chenchu ​​was completely dazed, he even prepared the Maza melon seeds, just like watching a good farewell show, but felt a huge impact so that he almost didn't Fold over.He only felt like he was being bowled by a concentrated bowling ball, and he almost spit out blood and went back to the underworld to remodel, but there was still something that he couldn't accept——

Hearing the child's joyful opening, smiling broadly, he shouted crisply: "Daddy!"

☆, 133 Fatty's Sorrow