This must not be written by me

... silence.

...a deathly silence.

Lin Chenchu ​​turned his head to look at Wang Zhujin at a speed of five degrees per second. The smile on the latter's face was stiff like a demon doll that was about to eat people in a horror movie. Lin Chenchu ​​saw his expression, turned his head back quickly, and counted silently. Three beeps, and then covered his ears calmly and calmly.Immediately afterwards, just hearing Wang Zhujin's furious roar like swallowing mountains and rivers, it immediately soared into the sky——

"Ahhh!!! Lin Chenchu, you would abandon such a cute child! You bastard!"

Lin Chenchu ​​looked at the cunning little round fat man, and said speechlessly, "...Bamboo is exhausted, listen to my explanation..."

"I don't listen, I don't listen, I don't listen...! You are a fucking bastard!"

"..."

Looking at the back of Wang Zhujin running away in tears, Lin Chenchu ​​looked down at the little fat man with a treacherous smile, and felt a little sad for no reason—why the people around me are always so black-bellied and out-of-the-way? God, help me!

Before he could look up at the sky at 45 degrees and give a monologue to his sorrow that flowed against the river, the ball-like creature first burst out a ball of flames, and then spoke:

"I'm an immortal from the upper realm. As long as you serve me as I said, I will definitely reward you with ten thousand taels of gold. You won't have to spend your whole life in this stupid study."

"..."

"Don't believe me! I'm really a fairy! Otherwise, how could a child as smart as me with extraordinary temperament appear in the world?"

"..."

"Hey! What kind of expression do you have! Hey! Don't ignore what I say! Hey! If you despise me again, I will punish you!"

Lin Chenchu ​​squinted his eyes, and suddenly burst out a pure spiritual power that was more majestic than that of the little fat man. He silently looked at the jjj-like expression of the little fat man, and said calmly: "I really despise you, come on!" Burn me to death?."

"..."

The dead child was finally quiet, and Lin Chenchu ​​didn't speak. The room was silent, and the heart-piercing cries of Wang Zhuzhen faintly echoed in the distance: "Qiaoqiu! You must be happy! Don't be willful, I can't be by your side to take care of you..."

"Qiaoqiu?" Lin Chenchu ​​made a breakthrough, and burst out laughing with a "puchi". Then, as if possessed by the emperor of truth, he complained under the little fat man's warning and resentful glare:

"—Actually, you must leave that weird one because of this dog-like name."

Little Fatty: "...Can you save some face for others!"

Lin Chenchu ​​sighed slightly, knelt down and picked up the child who was about as big as a meat ball, and couldn't help thinking embarrassingly in his mind——I don't know what the parents of this child fed him, so they forced such a small child to She has grown into a golden ratio figure of [-] cm in height and [-] cm in diameter—it really looks like a bun!

The child obviously noticed Lin Chenchu's disgusted expression, and immediately yelled in displeasure, "What's wrong with me! What's wrong with me!? Wait until you're bald and fat, and I'll see you laugh at... woo!"

Lin Chenchu ​​took out a piece of candy from nowhere, stuffed it directly into the child's mouth, and then asked calmly, "Son, are you so crazy, is your family man-made?"

"Well?"

"Secondary illness can be cured, don't give up the treatment!"

"Woo!" The little fat man was confused when he heard it, and the millet teeth clicked and swallowed the candy block: "What are you talking about? Why can't I understand? What is the second disease? I have never heard of it..."

Lin Chenchu ​​squinted his eyes and said listlessly: "...I won't tell you."

Fatty: "...you bitch!"

Lin Chenchu ​​frowned. This little fat man was only one or two years old, but he was able to think and speak so clearly, which was extremely weird. Judging by his unrestrained appearance, if he was a time traveler, he would definitely admit it directly, but he If he doesn't understand what he just complained about, it means that his ability is innate.But whose child would be so intelligent at this early age!This is simply a monster! !

Thinking of this, his eyes could not help but slowly drift to the child. This child is obviously not ten years old, but he can use spiritual power, which means that he is definitely not a human being. Send out the ghost of Qianli, the son of the demon king, right?So it means that the main body of this product is a fox?But where did such a fat fox come from... But forget it, even me, a cannon fodder villain, has become like this, it shouldn't matter if the fox is fat...

Thinking of this, he couldn't help showing an extremely vicious smile, and looked at the little fat man ferociously.

The child was originally angry because his name was made fun of, but suddenly he felt chills on the top of his head, and only felt a pair of malicious eyes staring at him. A word flashed past - a beast in clothes!

I saw that Lin Chenchu ​​still had the same appearance as Zhilan Yushu, slightly childish, but beautiful and aggressive, with a wretched smile in the shape of a slut, no matter how bad he looked, it made the little fat man shudder , His scalp tingled with fright.

It wasn't until this moment that he suddenly realized that this smile was a little familiar, it seemed to be the expression when his godfather plotted against others!Thinking of the torture methods used by his godfather, the little fat man wished he could escape from the control of this kind of person, he had better die as far as possible, and never run into such a scum again in his eternal life!From this point of view, Wang Zhuqian's torture of naming himself a dog is as painless as being crushed by a fart!

Lin Chenchu's spiritual sense was swept away, and those ladies were about to rush over just now. In order not to let this ball... the child, was brutally raped by women, and since then embarked on the road of no return for Guanxi or gay, he resolutely decided We decided to move to a place where there are no people.

So, he quickly turned around, clamped the child under his arms as neatly as a basketball, and then ran with the ball and jumped onto the Phoenix Jade Pendant. Before anyone came over, he slipped away Back to his own little bamboo house.

The guest room in the small bamboo house is empty. It is estimated that Tan Rongrong has not come back yet. While he feels sorry for his purse, he shoots the ball without any violation... throws the child on the chair, and then sees the child's eyes full of enthusiasm. , replacing the warm and jade-like smile with a sinister fake smile.

The little fat man turned pale with fright. When he first saw this man, he just thought that he had a gentle and clean appearance, and he must be an excellent bully. Maybe he could "show off his supernatural powers" Scared him, but he didn't expect to touch the iron plate this time!The other party is not only a very high-level demon cultivator, but also not a person to be fooled at all!It's over, he may already know his current identity, and now he can only hope that his godfather will come over to him soon, otherwise if he lets him out of his true identity, he might eat him right away!

"You... what are you going to do!?" He sniffled and asked in horror.

Lin Chenchu ​​raised his eyebrows, and the grin on his face deepened: "I just want to play a game with you."

I don't know why, when the little fat man heard Lin Chenchu ​​say that, he felt shuddering. He automatically replaced Lin Chenchu ​​with his cruel godfather in his mind, and couldn't help tearing down his face as he guessed about the rest of his little life— — bloody, bloody, bloody...

He shook the goose bumps on his body, and asked bravely, "What... what game?"

"I ask you to answer the game. You must not lie, or I will spank your ass~."

Lin Chenchu ​​pulled out the Xuan Xiao from his waist, and patted it on his hand, as if he wanted to use it as a sap.I saw the color of the long flute in his hand was black with a few traces of blood red, occasionally flashed a flash of blood, the spiritual power was extremely pure and deep, it was nothing but ordinary things at first glance, not to mention the sense of existence of this flute is extremely strong, This seemingly quaint Xuanxiao suppresses a strong aura, which can only be possessed by the ancient gods who have killed countless people and accumulated for thousands of years.

How dare you use this rare treasure to spank someone's ass!Who would believe it!

... But Lin Chenchu ​​really wanted to use this to spank his ass, and it seemed that this scumbag didn't realize how precious the treasure in his hands was.

The little fat man silently wiped the sweat dripping from his forehead, he really hated himself for knowing so much now.In fact, he has just come to this world not long ago, but he can already use fire spirit power. Since he was born, he has never seen his mother. He was so busy all day that he didn't have time to take care of himself, so he secretly ran out of the house out of fun, and showed his spiritual power in front of a cultivator.

Conscience of heaven and earth, he really didn't know that humans have to wait until they are ten years old to practice!

So that Daoxiu looked at him as if he saw some treasure, and the greed in his eyes only made him sick, and he didn't remember until then, that he mentioned in his "racial inheritance": there is a legend in this world The creatures in it are called demons.They don't need to be ten years old to practice, and there is a Yuan Dan in their bodies, which can achieve the effect of reshaping the spiritual root after the immortal cultivator eats it.But he is not a demon at all, even if he is ground into juice, it is impossible to find Yuan Dan!But the most terrible thing is that although I am not a monster, I am not a human either!From a certain point of view, he seems to be more powerful than a demon...

But now it's too late to regret running away, he can't beat that Daoxiu, and he can't wait for his godfather, so he can only follow the bait and come to Linfeng City with that Daoxiu, and then turn into a small tree through talent and instinct He escaped after tricking him.I didn't expect that I had just escaped from the tiger's mouth, and then I got into the wolf's den again. I am so unlucky, my lord!

Seeing the fear on the child's face, Lin Chenchu ​​thought he was intimidated by his domineering arrogance. He smiled treacherously and triumphantly, and said, "Don't be afraid. Let me tell you. I have always been frank and lenient while resisting strictness. If you tell the truth, I'll buy you delicious toys, if you lie... Hahahaha..."

The child didn't know what kind of punishment he was about to receive, but just looking at the Xuan Xiao that Lin Chenchu ​​used as a stick, he felt that it looked very powerful. He couldn't help swallowing, glanced at the Xuan Xiao, and begged weakly Said: "Big Brother... Please forgive me... I will say everything, so don't take it too seriously."

Lin Chenchu ​​laughed even more when he heard the words: "That's up to you, I'll ask you five questions, and you have to answer them truthfully, otherwise I'll...you should understand."

The child's heart "thumped"—it's over, he must have known some of his secrets, ahhh!I'm dead!He was terrified in his heart, thinking about how to escape in his heart, while using expedient measures, he nodded hurriedly: "Enen! I understand, I understand! Just ask, and I will answer truthfully!"

Lin Chenchu ​​looked at the little fat boy's soft and white face, and felt that he was so cute and stupid, so he asked the first question:

"—Why are you so fat!"

"Ah?!" The little fat man was taken aback, his brain couldn't keep up with this person's logic at all, so he replied stupidly: "...naturally."

Lin Chenchu ​​touched his purse thoughtfully. It seems that this stupid and cute child was not thrown out after eating up all the monsters in the Ten Thousand Monsters Cave. Then he should be able to support him. Well, treat him to a good meal later.So he took advantage of the situation and asked again: "Then how many meals do you eat a day?"

The little fat man immediately felt that he had enough brains. It turns out that this person is really not simple!He even directly asked about his eating habits through his body shape, and directly suspected his ethnicity!

It seems that he is more difficult than anyone I have met before. The answer I gave just now was completely thoughtless. Doesn't the meaning of that sentence mean that I am different from other children?Ahhh, he must have become suspicious, how could a normal person grow so fat?Sure enough, when talking to such a person who can't check much with his godfather, you must pay attention to the trap in every word he says!If he made a wrong sentence and made him suspicious, then he would face a situation beyond redemption!

He replied cautiously: "I eat three meals a day..."

"Well, what do you like to eat then?"

coming! !

The little fat man broke out in a cold sweat, and suddenly felt as if he was fished out of a bucket. Those in front of him were indeed traps, and the purpose was to ask himself the question that he needed to answer now!

He dodged his eyes and thought:

... If he answers that he likes to eat meat, especially braised ones, then he will definitely say: "Sure enough! You, a little monster who can release spiritual power, actually eat meat! You must be a bloodthirsty spirit, I want you to eat meat." On behalf of the human race, I ate you!"

Bloody, bloody, bloody...

So what if you answered that you like to be vegetarian? —— Lin Chenchu ​​sneered: "You are lying! I will punish you!"

It's still bloody, the flesh is still bloody, it's still bloody...

Lin Chenchu ​​looked at the child's silly white face, and found that his expression seemed to have completely strayed from the point, so he couldn't help but feel ashamed and waved his hand in front of his eyes.But he didn't want to raise his hand, the child shouted like a frightened bird: "Ah, ah, I'm very good, I'm not picky eaters, except for cakes and flies, I'll eat whatever you give me!"

...This child was thrown out because he had exhausted the Wan Yao Cave, my poor purse...

Lin Chenchu ​​stroked his forehead and asked with a headache, "Forget it, where do you want to live?"

The little fat man was sitting on pins and needles, sure enough he guessed right, sure enough this person doubted himself, sure enough he began to speculate on his own origin through his own living habits!It seems that my blood, flesh, and blood are really not far away!If this question is not answered well, the next question may be - do you like to be steamed or braised? Oh, a fat person like you should prefer to be grilled, right?

--No! !My godfather taught me to change the subject when encountering such a problem!

"I... can live anywhere, as long as you can feed me... Hey! Don't look at me like that, I actually eat very little! The reason I grow so fat is because I grow a lot of meat when I drink water .Hey, what kind of eyes do you have? Don't look at me with such unbelievable eyes! I really grow fat when I drink water! If you don't believe me, I will show you...uh." The little fat man's face turned completely pale in an instant .It's over, I'm really over!Why should I tell him that drinking water will make me fat? Isn't that the same as saying "I'm not human"?

It's over, it's over, I'm going back to my hometown this time, goodbye, my good mother who has never been masked; goodbye, my bad godfather who caused trouble; Braised Pork...

Lin Chenchu ​​looked at his expression in a daze, from surprise to fear, and then to fear, and silently lamented that he was really old and could no longer keep up with the thinking of children... What was this little ancestor thinking, I just want to know if it will cost a lot to raise a fat monster, hey!

Although countless mud horses roared past in his heart, Lin Chenchu ​​still had a calm expression:

"Oh, I'm going to ask one last question..."

He spoke speechlessly in the eyes of the little fat man who looked at death like home, and made the most resounding shot for his "Five Parts of Torture": "...what's your name?"

"Ah?" The little fat man was puzzled, shouldn't this person know his identity, and then eat himself alive?Why even ask your own name?Didn't he actually doubt his identity at all?Impossible, I have obviously been exposed!Ah, maybe he didn't want to find out his true identity at all!ah!After all, his own spiritual power is already extremely pure. I have only felt this kind of spiritual power purity from my godfather. Sure enough, did I think too much?

The little fat man's sadness instantly became a river with his own IQ, and any national curse has become a cloud for a while, and he only has strong and contemptuous condemnation of such an unprofessional person like Lin Chenchu ​​in his heart...Brother!You are a demon cultivator, dare you look like a demon cultivator!If you don't destroy the world, you must at least have the awareness to kill innocent people indiscriminately!Why would I be even more upset if I wasn't eaten!

Seeing the little fat man's expression change from fear to anger and finally to contempt, Lin Chenchu ​​can only describe his mood at this time as tired and unloved.

——You can change your face faster than the corrupt official Lei x Fulai, you win.

He squinted his eyes and asked, "...Your name is Qiuqiu, right?"

As soon as he heard the name Qiuqiu, Xiaopang immediately exploded: "How is it possible, I am not called such a silly name as Qiuqiu! My name is..."

"what's your name?"

At this moment, the little fat man who just wanted to die bit his lip and uttered two words with difficulty. Lin Chenchu ​​couldn't hear clearly for a while, so he leaned forward and asked again: "What's your name? I didn't hear clearly..."

Until then, the little fat man said in a voice as small as a mosquito and a fly: "My name is weak..."

"..."

"...you laugh, I know it must be hard for you to endure."

……

I like the nature of women when shopping, especially when all the expenses are paid by another man, that feeling is really comfortable from head to toe.Just when she returned to Lin Chenchu's small bamboo house in a good mood, she suddenly heard a burst of earth-shattering laughter. Listening to the movement, there was no doubt that it must be that bitch Lin Chenchu ​​again.She sighed silently, looked silently at the passers-by, and said seriously: "Don't get me wrong, I don't know the people inside, I'm just passing by."

A certain handsome young man in the room was rolling on the ground with a meat ball in his arms, laughing so hard that even his teeth were about to fall out——

I always thought that me and the unlucky Zhong Panji were the fighters who were struggling, but I didn't expect that I would run into an aircraft carrier today!Just hearing this name, Sajia's life is worth it!Uh ha ha ha...

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