This must not be written by me

Inside the bamboo hut, a clear and surprising cry startled countless birds.

"What!? You said this ball is the child you are looking for?"

The corners of Lin Chenchu's mouth twitched as he looked at Tan Rongrong, who had bright eyes and a dimpled smile, and turned his head to look at the child who was jumping his feet in disbelief because of the "ball" he said casually, and said speechlessly, "What kind of eyes are you looking at?" , this is not a child, you can just say that you want to find a ball that looks like a child..."

"Hey! Did you focus on the wrong thing..." Tan Rongrong withdrew his excited smile, and was beaten weakly by Lin Chenchu's complaints, holding his forehead with cold sweat on his face: "Although I don't know how you found him, but look He... With his unique appearance, he should be the kid I'm looking for.

Lin Chenchu ​​squinted his eyes and said, "Well, I'm going to criticize you. How can you be so rash and sure that he is the kid you're looking for? Maybe they just look alike."

Tan Rongrong rolled his eyes: "Lin Chenchu, don't talk to me. If you can find another child who is so fat and round, I will do whatever you want."

"...It seems that you really don't want to marry me...you actually use this as an excuse to make it clear that I will lose. You are so shameless." Lin Chenchu ​​was sad.

Someone was more sad than them: "Hey! Can you stop talking about hacking me? What's wrong with gaining weight!"

Both of them ignored him, but Tan Rongrong did change the subject:

"If that's the case, then give this child to me. My employer is already in a bit of a hurry."

You were thin and weak, and you were going to have a good fight with Lin Chenchu ​​who complained about him, but when you heard Tan Rongrong say the word "employer", you immediately froze.The little eyes turned to Lin Chenchu ​​lightly in an instant, the flesh on his face trembled because of fear, the pitiful little sample was completely different from the domineering meat dumpling at the beginning, Lin Chenchu ​​who looked straight at him laughed loudly , seemed to want to hug him and laugh and roll for a while longer.

Weak and speechless, he took two steps back silently, and warned him with his eyes - you should restrain yourself in front of women!

Lin Chenchu ​​seemed to understand his contemptuous eyes, the young boy's childish face stopped smiling, he played with the black flute in his hand, raised his eyes to look at Tan Rongrong, raised his eyebrows and smiled slightly: "What does he have to do with me in a hurry, No."

Tan Rongrong didn't care whether he was saving face for herself, she didn't regard herself as a woman who needed to be cared for at all.It's just that when she saw Lin Chenchu's beautiful smile suddenly, she couldn't help being startled, and then she was embarrassed, her ears turned red, and she spoke very quickly: "Why not? Didn't you promise to help me find him? Forget it , what you want, just tell me, I will try my best to satisfy you."

Lin Chenchu ​​sneered: "I have everything except a daughter-in-law..."

Tan Rongrong immediately realized that she was being molested, she pulled out a leather whip from her waist, her face turned from embarrassment, and she said with a cold grin: "I think you need to clean up..."

Lin Chenchu ​​covered his mouth and nose and coughed dryly, and changed his words: "I really don't have anything I want, but I did promise to help you find a child, but I didn't promise to give it to you. Besides, a creature like a child is still It would be best to return to his mother's arms..." He looked at the weakling who seemed to be a monster, and then said: "Of course, if his mother is not here, I will take care of him on behalf of our great benevolent Wang Juren Just a while."

Tan Rongrong was about to say something when he heard the words, but Lin Chenchu ​​continued: ...But if you tell me directly that this child is your illegitimate child, I will definitely return it on behalf of Wang Juren. "

When the two confronted each other, the thin and weak who had been standing beside him quietly lowered his head, hiding the fear and joy in his eyes.

Lin Chenchu's sentence just now: "If his mother is not here" is basically telling his current situation! How did he know that his mother was not there? Could it be that he had already guessed his identity? Thinking of this, his I couldn't help being cold all over. This person seemed to have no malice towards him, otherwise he would never have allowed himself to move freely under the premise of knowing his identity. That's why he didn't rush to escape, otherwise I'm afraid he would really suffer. loss.

In fact, long before Tan Rongrong came in, Weiwei was still secretly annoyed that she must have thought too much, but after hearing what he said just now, she suddenly realized that she was almost deceived by Lin Chenchu's great wisdom and Ruoyu!Although he looked like he was laughing and joking, it looked like he was saying a lot of nonsense, but every word was irrefutable, especially the last sentence, which was like the finishing touch, directly implying Tan Rongrong ——Unless you tell the reason why you want to leave him, you must never take him away.

——At least from the present point of view, if this Lin Chenchu ​​wanted to harm him, he would have done so long ago, and there was no need to procrastinate until now.

...Suddenly I feel that this person is not bad, at least he seems quite principled.

However, the two people who ignored the children and talked about cross talk with each other became more and more immoral: "... Lin Chenchu, are you looking for death? Believe it or not, I will reveal your whereabouts right now!?"

The smile on Lin Chenchu's face was still the same, but he kept saying the words of "Diao Jiecao": "Xinxinxin...but you will reveal, I won't run away?"

"Do you... dare to be more shameless!"

"……dare."

"How dare you admit it!"

"It's just what you wish for! Actually, Rong Rong, you've misunderstood me all this time. I'm not shameless, I'm just shameless. I really have to have some face."

"Dangdang!"

Tan Rongrong hadn't had time to react to Lin Chenchu's low-level words. Just then, he felt that Lin Chenchu ​​was a little unfathomably weak, but he took the lead in grabbing the ground with his head, and rolled aside dedicatedly, and then covered his head with ashes, Get up silently.Then I found an angle facing the sea and the flowers blooming in spring, feeling deeply depressed like a poet...

Lin Chenchu ​​gave a dry cough, and suddenly realized that what he had done might cause a psychological shadow to the minors, then he raised his eyebrows and said leisurely: "I don't need anything, except for virtue and a little peace of mind. I'm just curious who is looking for this child, but don't worry, I will be strict when my mouth should be strict, and I will never reveal anything that should not be said, but if your ultimate goal is to kill the ball , I have to think about it...Of course, my position is not firm, maybe if you seduce me a little, I will completely turn against you."

Tan Rongrong was furious: "Get the hell out of here! Never play this kind of joke with my old lady!"

Lin Chenchu ​​rubbed his nose, and muttered embarrassingly: "Why do everyone think I'm telling the truth when I'm joking, and everyone thinks I'm joking when I'm telling the truth...Do you want to be so foolish. "

In fact, I can't blame Tan Rongrong for going berserk.She is a marginal person who travels all over the world with two whips and has never been controlled by anyone, even Mao Chen is just a name.Such a person would usually ask the employer about the details of the task when receiving a task, in order to better complete the task, but never reveal half of it, because this is a question about integrity, and it is also related to her own safety. ——After all, people who hire people on the edge of freedom do some shameful things. These people often use all means to fail to achieve their goals, and naturally they are not stingy about killing one more person.

But Lin Chenchu ​​is different from Tan Rongrong. Because of Mi Hua, he has everything from swordsmanship to magic, spirit stones and weapons, but only a wife to keep him warm.Of course, he is not a perverted person, and he really has a good impression of Tan Rongrong, but it is only on the basis of his good impression of her appearance, but he is not ashamed but proud, anyway, no one I can't bear to spend my whole life with a woman who looks like a gorilla, even if she has inner beauty!

Tan Rongrong was speechless, she silently glanced at Lin Chenchu, then at the little fat man who had been secretly glancing here, and said, "I didn't want to tell you, but since you must know, I also Let me tell you——Actually, I don’t know the identity of this child, but the person who is looking for him is a well-known Daoist from the Seven Lotus Sect, so there shouldn’t be any problem. It should be because he has taken a fancy to his talent and wants to Take him as a disciple."

Lin Chenchu ​​sneered, only a fool like you would think that I would believe it was true.Will the apprentices be asked by marginalized people to look for them secretly?It was obvious that there were other twists and turns, maybe that Daoxiu also noticed that this stupid dumpling was actually not a human race, and wanted to poach his Yuandan.Before Lin Chenchu ​​could say anything, he suddenly felt that someone was holding the hem of his clothes.

He looked back, only to see a child like a dumpling blinking his big eyes, teary-eyed, softly flaunting his cuteness to Tan Rongrong: "Please don't send me away? I want to be with Daddy..."

Lin Chenchu ​​suddenly didn't know what to say, son, what about your domineering spirit when you were with me just now?What kind of trouble is this kind of bastard who wants people to ravage you!Who else is your father!What about your morals?Where is your lower limit?Obviously you were still despising me with your behavior just now!

Regardless of how weak Lin Chenchu ​​is for being cute, Tan Rongrong, who has always been a female man, is very good at this trick. The tough attitude just now eased a little bit, probably because of a woman's motherhood.Lin Chenchu ​​was overjoyed, and struck while the iron was hot: "Rong Rong, is it really okay to hand over such a helpless child to a perverted uncle? What's more, don't even think about it. It's okay if that Taoist cultivator really came to accept apprentices, but if What else..." Lin Chenchu ​​paused for a moment, and continued: "When an emperor builds a mausoleum, all the skilled craftsmen who participated in the design of the tomb are often buried together, so countless stunts become legends... I don't want your superb double whip , has also become a myth that is 'admired'."

Tan Rongrong's demeanor changed, and then he said forcefully: "Nonsense! Why are you talking so much about everything? How can I give myself a reputation of being untrustworthy just because of your words?"

Lin Chenchu ​​continued to play with the flute in his hand, pulled down the little fat man who was still wiping his snot with the corner of his clothes, and smiled indifferently: "Is it ugly? It's okay. Since you don't want to be dishonest, I'll try it for you." How about trying to see if others keep their word?"

Tan Rongrong didn't believe it: "How do you want to try it? Go up to the front and ask directly—are you looking for this fat boy with a strange bone to be an apprentice, or to make meatballs? Oh, he is too fat, are you going to use it?" Come to be a scorpion... Let's see if he doesn't beat you to death."

"Haha..." Lin Chenchu ​​laughed loudly: "It's okay, it's okay, I'll just get used to it."

Slightly shouted: "Hey! Is there any habit to this kind of thing? You want to watch me die, and then you can get used to it!"

Lin Chenchu ​​smiled wickedly and pinched his slender and fleshy cheeks. The latter covered his cheeks in pain and rolled away, looking at him with accusing eyes.Lin Chenchu ​​said leisurely, "Sir, don't interrupt children." Then he looked at Tan Rongrong, who looked distrustful, and smiled confidently: "The mountain people have their own tricks, just do as I tell you, girl."

……

Recently, a major event happened in the Seven Lotus Sect. Yunying's unmarried celestial daughter, Wen Zhi'er, announced in a high-profile manner that she had adopted a child!As the most famous fairy and heavenly being in Shangbei on the mainland, Wen Zhi'er is simply a beauty who is loved by thousands of people.The family is noble, not to mention the goddesses of the Hua Kingdom and the princesses of the Han Kingdom, and they are peerless in appearance and fascinating, especially with a delicate heart, who knows astronomy from the top and geography from the bottom. Symptoms of infertility can be said to be the gospel of the vast number of homeschoolers...

But recently, this proud girl of heaven went to Tianmen Sect on behalf of Qilianzong to "rescue" the young master of Tianmen, and "by the way" attacked the Demon Sect.As a result, a certain girl somehow adopted a doll and lost the doll.

And the daoist who abducted the weak one was none other than a low-level disciple of the Nascent Soul of the Seven Lotus Sect.This time almost all of the Golden Lotus Sect came out of the mountain. Except for a few third-generation disciples of the Zhen Sect, almost all the fourth-generation disciples and the disciples above the Golden Core Stage among the fifth-generation disciples went to the Tianmen Sect to participate in the encirclement and suppression of the Demon Sect.In the end, because there were so many people participating, no one noticed that such a bitter-faced person was lost in the middle.

But today, this Daoist named Tang Zhihe has changed from the bitter face that others owed him money in the past, and has a complacent look on his face. He is holding a folding fan on a windy day, and the small fan that he claims to be romantic is shaking lightly. Even his balsam pear face is less green.

Recently, he finally felt that his luck was about to change. A few days ago, he found a child who didn't seem to be human, and it was very likely a monster with Yuandan. Sent it back.

When he thought that after swallowing the Yuan Dan, his cultivation base would soar, and then he would be able to ascend the Dao, marry the goddess Wen Zhi'er in his dream, and then become rich and rich, he was so happy that he couldn't even close his mouth.

Thinking of this, he couldn't help laughing out loud, causing several people around him to look at him like a lunatic, and even Xiao Jiabiyu, who thought he had a good temperament and wanted to hook up, turned their heads away in disgust.But Tang Zhihe didn't care about these things, but ran directly to the Jiuxian Tower that Tan Rongrong had agreed with him—whether his future will be brilliant or not depends entirely on today's fortune.

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