This must not be written by me

In the past few days, when I have nothing to do, I tell Bai Ze the story of Zhong Panji. Although Xiao Maotuan always looks disdainful, he still listens carefully, and sometimes even shows excitement and thoughtfulness. look.

Lin Chenchu ​​was tired of speaking, so he hugged Bai Ze to study the formations left by Mi Hua, or delved into the ancient Xiao music from the library. Time passed quickly, and a month had passed in the blink of an eye. Lan Yuan also returned to Lin Chenchu's side long ago.

Those in power don't go out when bad things happen, and good things spread thousands of miles.It can be seen that Lin Chenchu's status has been successfully upgraded from the national emperor to the national male god because of the unprecedented seven-day leave given to the two guards. Anyway, he heard that there are many fairy clans crying and crying to give him children, so he volunteered There are more and more people who want to give their hearts to Dijun for nothing—these days are getting more and more flirtatious.

Ancient times were really a paradise for stallions and black-hearted bosses...

In the blink of an eye, it was the day of Beidi Xianjun's wedding.As early as six days ago, the Presbyterian Council began to frequently deliver gift lists to the Hall of the Spirit Void. No matter whether Bei Di was satisfied, Lin Chenchu ​​always looked at the long list of gifts, and always unconsciously doubted the long-term gift list for himself. The elders of the free laborers have a secret relationship with the dragon's pearl tires, planning to use this to take revenge and impoverish themselves.

Just one day before Beidi's wedding, Nanjun's team arrived at Beijun Emperor's Palace.

Different from the richness and beauty of South County, North County has a vast area and few trees. Most of them are mountains with strange rocks or vast desert grasslands.The number of immortals here is second only to Nanjun, and most of them are tough, almost reaching the point where all the people are soldiers. It can be seen that Beidi is a very brave person.

After landing, they will accept all kinds of complicated court etiquette in the lobby.It is said that there are fewer immortals in the world of immortals than rich second-generation virgins, but today the immortal who packed himself up and sent him to the door is like a child peeing endlessly, and there is a third prince of the dragon clan who has always been cheeky. Beside Elder Zihu, the fussy always asked if he had any younger sisters who hadn't left the cabinet or something.

After sitting for a while, Lin Chenchu ​​couldn't sit still anymore. While most of the elders were busy receiving gifts, a small number of elders were busy beating idiots, so they quietly slipped out the back door to fish with their little fur balls in their arms—since the sense of existence was extremely high. After Gao got the divine jade, Lin Chenchu's concealment skills became more and more perfect...

Not far from the door, Lin Chenchu ​​heard a commotion from the immortals in the hall. Just as he was trembling with fear, he heard an accompanying elder called Zheyang who seemed to be accustomed to shouting: "All the immortals, the emperor is taking care of everything every day, and he has already left to deal with tomorrow. If you want to express your feelings, you can leave a gift here."

Well done and promising!

I gave Zheyang 32 likes, and then a certain immortal emperor, who is said to be doing everything in his day, was ready to go back to his room to "handle business" with a hairy and mysterious white creature in his arms.But within two steps, he realized that the elders, who knew everything about him, would definitely go to the dormitory to look for him. If he went back now, then he would definitely be that stupid rabbit who hit a pole on a tree!

So Lin Chenchu ​​put Bai Ze on his shoulder temporarily, and started to wander around the palace where he lived.

It is said to be a residence outside the palace, but it looks not much different from the Immortal Monarch's Mansion in style, and the level of luxury is even worse. It is said that it is the residence outside the palace ordered by the Northern Emperor for the bride. Qin - he is not afraid that his father-in-law will beat him up, and he will live together before he is married.

Because it is more or less the bride's natal family, although it sounds a little wronged to live with others, but in fact there is no more luxurious and comfortable place to live than here, he can't go to live in Beidi's harem.The real bride's natal royal family lives in the slightly smaller main mansion next door. Since he came, the children's cries and laughter have been heard endlessly. It seems that the old Dragon King, who loves his daughter, has brought a bunch of his children to camp there. .

It is said that the old dragon king has always been Lin Chenchu's idol.His children and grandchildren are probably in this state——

We met on the street, A: Xiongtai looks so familiar.B: Well, I am the sixteenth prince of the Dragon King.A: Oh, what a coincidence, I am also the son of the Dragon King, ranked 36th...

Therefore, in the fairy clan with low overall fertility, he broke several impossible myths in a row and made an indelible contribution to the increase in the number of the entire fairy clan, so that Lin Chenchu ​​always felt that the aura of the protagonist's stallion was always It was over his head.

However, there are too many children who are parents, and there will always be a few favorite children unconsciously. For example, the princess Huazhou who is said to be the most beautiful woman in the fairy world-according to the statistics of good people, she received His love letters are comparable to the dossiers reviewed by the Immortal Emperor.Of course, Lin Chenchu ​​is qualified to scoff at her, no matter in terms of appearance or the number of reviewed files.

In a good mood, Lin Chenchu ​​walked along the meandering gravel path among the flowers and plants, and strolled towards the middle of the garden with the white hair ball in his arms. Passing through the last small door, he saw a couple hugging and loving each other. For the couple who were whispering, he immediately stopped in his footsteps.

"Bold, who is here?!"

The man spotted Lin Chenchu ​​almost as soon as he appeared, and vigilantly hid the woman behind him. His evil spirit enveloped Lin Chenchu ​​in an instant, but when he realized that he was also an immortal emperor, he retracted the evil spirit again.

"Are you... the Southern Emperor Immortal?"

In fact, Lin Chenchu ​​was no less shocked than the man, especially after he found out that the man had the same face as Ji Wangnan and the cultivation level of the Immortal Emperor.

Beidi's body is a mysterious tortoise of the orc race, born after the collapse of the Seventh Realm, and theoretically called Senior Lin Chenchusheng, but Ji Wangnan's shadow on him is so indelible that he realized that he seemed to have ruined his good deeds Lin Chenchu ​​was so embarrassed that he wanted to pretend that he didn't see anything, turned his head and left.

"I'm sorry, it's all children who came out for a walk. It was an unintentional mistake just now, an unintentional mistake..."

Bai Ze, who was pushed out by him as a shield, bit his hand in displeasure, and Lin Chen shivered from the pain.

The Northern Emperor laughed and said: "The Southern Emperor's words are serious, just now my wife was still telling me that the Southern Emperor is approachable and considerate to the guards around me a hundred times better than me. Now that I see him, he really lives up to his reputation. I have offended you so much, I hope you will forgive me."

Look, what am I talking about, the ancient times are really a paradise for stallions and black-hearted bosses...

It wasn't until this time that Lin Chenchu ​​saw the appearance of the woman behind Beidi, and he was immediately amazed.This girl was a Jinxian cultivator, wearing a red fairy dress, and when she looked at Lin Chenchu ​​curiously with her big black eyes, she looked behind Beidi.Hearing Beidi calling her out, she stood up with a smile on her face. Her petite body was surrounded by handsome men, and she couldn't push her away, so she simply snuggled into his arms, but those eyes still looked at Lin Chenchu ​​with curiosity. Playful and playful, like a cat that only saw a ball of yarn.

This girl is definitely Huazhou!Lin Chenchu ​​understood it, no wonder the princess Huazhou was hailed as the most beautiful woman in the fairy world, not to mention other things, just these talking eyes are enough to make every man dream, that is really quiet. Like a virgin, she moves like a rabbit, innocence and charm appear on the screen in this girl's eyes.It's no wonder that she is so fascinated by the Northern Emperor Xianjun and runs here every day, but such a woman is probably only willing to be fascinated by someone like the Northern Emperor Xianjun.

After a brief chat, Lin Chenchu ​​felt that the Northern Emperor was really not Ji Wangnan. Old Comrade Ji always carried this exquisite little white snake by his side. elegant old man.Northern Emperor Xianjun is much more bold and unrestrained, with the smell of iron and blood from head to toe, and everywhere reveals such a majestic and heroic horse with fresh clothes and a feather fan and scarf, and the quasi-empress Huazhou is not a stickler woman.

"Hahaha, Nandi is such a wonderful person. When I heard my father talk about you, I always felt like..."

"Looks like a gloomy old man who stays in the room all day." Lin Chenchu ​​accepted the words with a smile, and Bai Ze snorted.

Huazhou smiled and rolled his eyes: "However, if you want to come to Dijun who was able to aspire to the position of Immortal Emperor at a young age, he must have practiced diligently in the house, unlike us who only know how to play around all day long. People are much stronger than Ke."

Lin Chenchu ​​was ashamed. The Southern Emperor also practiced this virtue after reaching the rank of Immortal Emperor 800 years ago, and in his memory, the Southern Emperor had never practiced seriously.Bai Ze, who had been hanging out with him for the past few days, already knew what was going on, and hid his head in his stomach, shaking all over.

But since other girls have said that, he can only climb down the pole while wiping off his sweat: "Ha, haha, how come... Beidi Xianjun is much younger and more promising than me."

As soon as her husband was mentioned, Hua Zhoumei blushed brightly, and looked up at Beidi Xianjun beside her, who looked back, her eyes met with infinite warmth.Lin Chenchu, a single dog, was given a severe cold, what a good scene, really bloody...

Realizing that he was in the way of other people's good deeds, Lin Chenchu ​​said goodbye and left.Thinking that the group of people from the Presbyterian Church should have already left, Lin Chenchu ​​hugged the little white hair ball and walked back, but before he approached his bedroom, he felt three unusually familiar breaths coming towards him——

A certain red hair said: "Sure enough, the emperor can't escape from my palm hahahaha every day I leave a lot of troubles to the elders and run to catch fish by myself. When can we have a vacation!"

A certain baby face said: "When will you change from a male phoenix to a female phoenix..."

"Shut up, I don't want to be lectured by a baby-faced old man who is often misunderstood as a phoenix bird!"

"you wanna die!"

The peacemaker old prince of a certain dragon clan said: "Stop fighting and have something to say..."

Lin Chenchu ​​and Bai Ze looked at them with black lines all over their heads, and sighed at the same time—there is no way to live this day...

……

The next day was the wedding ceremony, and Lin Chenchu ​​shamefully stayed in bed again, and was dragged to the Beijun Imperial Palace by Lan Yuan and Xue Ling amidst the yelling of a group of Feng clan elders.They came by stepping on their feet, but as soon as they appeared, they were respectfully invited to the chairman's private seat.

Lin Chenchu ​​was not interested in watching other people become winners in life, and spent the entire wedding ceremony slumped on a chair trying to make his presence felt low. Bai Maotuan was very excited, and he showed great interest in the fairy fruit and elixir on the table.

"This little guy...is Bai Ze."

Just when he was bored and drowsy, a man's voice suddenly came from behind him. When he looked back, he suddenly woke up.

In front of him was a well-dressed man. The Taoist robe on his body gave him the feeling of wearing a suit. Compared with Lin Chenchu's laziness and leisure, he looked more majestic and rational, like a social elite.Strict attire, friendly smile, this man has an impeccable sense of perfection from top to bottom, but in his heart Lin Chenchu ​​still feels that he owes him a pair of ghostly glasses.

The difference between the two is huge, standing together is like the nobleman in the British drama and the hero in the president's novel, but they still attract the attention of most people in the hall, for no other reason than because they are both at the level of immortal emperors top powerhouse.

Lin Chenchu ​​hugged Bai Ze: "Emperor Dong has a good eye."

Mr. Glasses stared at Bai Ze with an unpredictable expression: "It is recorded in the case records of Dongjun: the emperor of the beast race, the Qilin Yae, and the Baize Qie. It is said that when the Seventh Heaven was destroyed, only a few of the Bai Ze family fled to the Sixth Heaven. Gu Ben thought that the Bai Ze clan had already died out in the fairy world, but he didn't expect to see one here."

Hearing the glasses man's words, and the "solitary" who insisted on his own identity, Lin Chenchu ​​suddenly felt angry: "It seems that the records in the case records of Dongjun are not all true."

The Northern Emperor Xianjun obviously also heard what the Glasses Lord said, and he gritted his teeth with hatred: "I thought that the human race who would use the 'head' to refer to the royal line of the beast race would be extinct in the fairy world, but I didn't expect to meet at my wedding to a 'only'."

Not only the Northern Emperor Xianjun, but most of the immortals present also changed their expressions when they heard the glasses. Except for Bai Ze who was at the center of the topic but remained calm, and Lin Chenchu, who was once a human race, almost everyone revealed a sense of tension. smell.

Mr. Glasses smiled calmly: "Bei Di misunderstood, Gu didn't mean anything malicious, but Bai Ze is a fairy who lives in the demon world, and as the Eastern Emperor, I have to be vigilant for the immortals in the fairy world.

Lin Chenchu ​​raised his head, and saw Huazhou commanding several immortal-level immortals, humming and humming outside, carrying the divine soldiers engraved with basalt patterns, and almost fell down in fright.It seems that if we let it develop today, we will definitely fight. If we start a war because of this, it will be "A Murder Case Caused by a White Hair Group"-absolutely stop them!

But no matter what, this couple is too tough, especially the bride...

Lin Chenchu ​​said: "East Emperor, today is the day of great joy for the Northern Emperor, and everyone present should not want to hear anything other than 'Hundred Years of Harmony and Early Childbirth'. Say yes, Dragon King."

The Dragon King, who was as angry as the Qilin King at the side, said with a dark face: "What the Southern Emperor said is true. Today, the Western Emperor is not here, but she also asked me to congratulate Hua'er. She also said that no matter what kind of day it will be Just do whatever you want, if you overturn black and white and yin and yang are not in harmony, then the gain outweighs the loss.”

"Haha, what the Western Emperor said is true." Mr. Glasses looked back at the Southern Emperor and the Northern Emperor who were sitting firmly on the chairs, and said: "In this case, Gu will make an appointment with the two emperors to discuss important matters in the future. Today Let me first wish you two grow old together. Xinyao," he turned his head and said to a capable woman behind him, "giving the ten-thousand-year Wenyu mandarin duck pillow to the bride as a congratulatory gift is also a lonely apology."

After giving the order, Mr. Glasses smiled meticulously: "I think I have caused trouble for everyone today, and we have no shame. The place to meet in the future will be decided by the Northern Emperor. I will leave first." He sideways He turned his head and looked at the serious Lin Chenchu ​​again, his eyes were meaningful: "I offended you so much just now, I hope the Southern Emperor will forgive me."

After Mr. Glasses left, the whole hall relaxed, and the old Dragon King found out that Hua Zhou had moved out the Nine Festivals Whip of the Northern Emperor at some point. The old rascal was so frightened that he took his daughter's hand and kept scolding her. Pak Tai.

Lin Chenchu ​​hugged Bai Ze, only then did he realize that the little beast's hands and feet were cold, and his eyes were not as calm and cold as usual, and his heart was bubbling all of a sudden.All the fairy clans are very happy to know that the Baize clan and descendants are very happy. Before Lin Chenchu ​​left, the Northern Emperor packed all the fairy fruits and grasses for Bai Ze to make snacks. Great, Xiao Maotuan seemed very excited about this, but in the end Lin Chenchu ​​rejected it: "Hey, don't eat dirty things of unknown origin, you will have diarrhea."

Old Dragon King: ...

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After the wedding ceremony, Huazhou only stayed with Beidi for a day, and then drove him out to discuss important matters with Lin Chenchu.For such a woman, Lin Chenchu ​​can envy Beidi's good fortune. Lin Chenchu ​​thought cheaply, next time, she will change the place where things are discussed to the place where "spring rolls are sold", and she wonders if she will be so magnanimous.

But no matter what, the young couple hadn’t passed their honeymoon yet, so they were brought out to interfere with these matters. Lin Chenchu ​​felt a little sorry, and always felt that he was partly responsible for this matter, but it seemed that the Northern Emperor Xianjun had Talking and laughing, Lin Chenchu ​​still couldn't help sighing—the heart is so big...

The two of them didn't know what kind of medicine was sold in the glasses gentleman's gourd, but they were not in a hurry.

Bei Di patted the table and said: "East Emperor was trying to provoke us yesterday, the purpose is to predict that we can't bear this moment of anger. But he is really right, I really can't bear this anger!"

Bai Ze and Lin Chenchu: "..."

The Northern Emperor continued: "But compared to this, I am more concerned about where to invite the Eastern Emperor to discuss the matter tomorrow. Since he has entrusted the decision-making power to me, I can't let him disturb my wedding for nothing."

Lin Chenchu ​​nodded and looked at the map board in his hand and said, "But in the sky and the earth, he can go wherever we can go, and where he finds it difficult for us, how can we make him suffer?"

At this time, Bai Ze, who had been lying obediently on Lin Chenchu's shoulder, suddenly jumped down, jumped onto the map board with a light leap, tore the map into pieces with his claws, and then stepped on the blank board twice, An Ran let out a sigh.

The two were stunned at the same time, and immediately understood what Bai Ze meant. The Northern Emperor exclaimed, "Wonderful, you, a little fellow, were allowed to come up with such a brilliant idea first. You really deserve to be Bai Ze of the Zhi Clan!"

Lin Chenchu ​​also laughed: "Where did your hairball pop out from the crevice of the rock? The idea you came up with is shady and ugly."

Bai Ze turned his head and glanced at him, a pair of talking eyes read two words from top to bottom, from inside to outside - "Guess."

Lin Chenchu ​​black line: "..." This child is really not cute.