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Thirty Things You Didn't Know About the Protoss of the Hongmeng Realm

1. Mr. Suzaku's singing is seriously out of tune. The purpose of making a phoenix flute was to cover up his earth-shattering singing voice.

2. The mental activity of Suzaku-kun lighting up the sun for the first time is:. . . .

3. When the ten golden crows inspired the light of the gods to be born, Mr. Suzaku thought: "Oops, I hatched..."

4. Suzaku-kun's first impression of Baihu is: "Who is this guy, he has such a big face..."

5. Suzaku once fantasized about marrying a beautiful girl and having a nest of birds that sing out of tune.But later, Nuwa stopped him with righteous words: "Your thoughts are too terrible. If all women are killed, the way of heaven should be destroyed."

6. Mr. Suzaku learned to swear when he was 600 million years old, and he swears in his stomach... He thinks someone should give him a spiritual civilization award.

7. Suzaku will cry when he looks in the mirror... But he actually likes Xing Tian's masculine appearance and handsome muscles.But he found that even after exercising his muscles, he was still a little boy.

8. There was a time when Suzaku tried to grow a beard.But every time he grows a beard full of stubble, someone will come to shave him with a smirk...

9. Suzaku prefers black clothes, which are easy to wash.The reason why he often wears white clothes is that Bai Hu always resizes his own clothes and gives them to him.

10. The reason Suzaku likes to play with Qinglong is that Qinglong is almost exactly the same as him except that he is a little sharper.

11. In fact, Suzaku doesn’t care much about his hair. Sometimes he is pranked by the white tiger, and he doesn’t bother to wash it. When he goes out to fly, someone from below often shouts: “Look! The colorful bird! That’s Suzaku God!”

12. Everyone knows that Suzaku is very fast, but he has never escaped the white tiger, never.

13. Suzaku actually likes the white tiger very much, even though he bites it, pats him, rolls him around like a ball...forget it, don't like it anymore.

14. He killed the first guy who said that the white tiger had a big face.

15. The second is the same as above.

16. Someone once fell in love with a white tiger cub and wanted to dedicate it to the leader as a pet.Then the poor guy...

17. Mr. Baihu was very friendly for a while, until he met the person who said he had a big face.

18. Mr. Baihu likes round balls very much, but he never looks in the mirror because he is afraid of falling in love with himself...

19. When Baihu was young, he didn't have black stripes on his body, and he often mingled with Baize's cubs to cheat for food and drink.

20. When Mr. Baihu used to dig out the bird's nest, he thought he would lay eggs when he grew up...

21. When Mr. Baihu saw Mr. Suzaku for the first time, there were only three words in his mind: "...it's so ugly."

22. Pushing down the fragile little Suzaku, watching him roll round twice, and then looking around in a daze—this is Baihu's happiest entertainment.Although the grown-up Suzaku is not so easy to overthrow.

23. The white tiger doesn't hate the human race, and even admires them a little bit, but this can't change that they are a group of stupid human beings.

24. The main reason why Baihu hates Xuanwu is that Xuanwu once pursued Suzaku as a girl.

25. It was Baihu who threw Xuanwu to the earth, which directly caused Xuanwu to run away when he saw him.

26. The white tiger made a wish to ask Heaven to give him a daughter-in-law as beautiful as Nuwa, and then Suzaku transformed...

27. The East Emperor sent a group of people to Shichongtian before, in an attempt to launch a full-scale war. Ziwei, who stayed in Shichongtian and played bridge with Gonggong Qinglong, was annoyed, so he sent these people to the underworld with one move. up.

28. Qinglong was not fat in the first place. First, he could eat, second, he could sleep, and third, his body was easy to get fat. He gradually grew into a big fat man.

29. Nuwa and Fuxi fought with two evil snakes in the human world when they were young, and then jumped into the snake's belly to scrape off its bile, and then crawled out of the snake's mouth—later they were said to have the appearance of a snake with a human body and a tail .

30. Lin Chenchu ​​found the Wu Clan—they are still living in the forest, and they are still the old bad-tempered ones, but they were ordered by the high-nosed humans to be called elves...

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