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Chapter 240 The End of Seventh Chapter & Postscript

Guided by Niutou, Lin Chenchu ​​found Elder Misty Hawk who had turned to become a ghost immortal in the underworld.At the beginning, Qianli didn't find him, because Piaoyun received Fuxi's favor, got a purple light fixed soul bead, cultivated a flesh body and became a ghost emperor.The status is the same as that of Hades, so it's not something that people like Qianli and the others who come to the underworld for sightseeing can see.

Misty pheasant is still very handsome, but because of Dingpozhu, her white hair has turned purple, and her white clothes and purple hair are extraordinarily cool.However, he has been more distressed recently, because every time he goes out recently, a group of girls who have just gone to the underworld and waited for the official approval to reincarnate surround him, screaming from a long distance, and keep shouting: "White Feng Baifeng!! Male God, please accept our knees!"

He is very depressed, although he is Bai Feng, but he has no hobby of collecting kneecaps...

The old Dragon King and the Qilin King are also in the underworld. They are different from the priests of the Mu clan. Before they died, they all practiced to the level of immortal emperors with their own strength, so naturally they don't need to suffer from reincarnation.The old Dragon King still lives a chic and contented life sitting in the arms of a beauty every day.King Qilin found the old patriarch of the Feng clan and the former emperor Qilin King who committed suicide that year, and formed the "Underworld Girls-Wife Protection Association" with the three, determined to fight the evil forces to the end.

Because of Lin Chenchu ​​and Zhong Panji, the Zhong family escaped death. Zhong Panji's father and mother who died early lived a life of a fairy couple in the world. Zhong Ling'er and Zhong Ling'er have gained 4000 years of longevity. May they spend their lives in peace.

The judge sighed: "As expected of a god, if you change your life, you will change your life, if you say you can change your life, you will change your life. If it were someone else, it would take 500 years to review the documents that have returned the sun, and the bones are rotten. Change your mind. It took too long to approve the immortality document of a monkey named Sun Wukong. We were wronged, and we were beaten and scolded three times by that monkey with a stick..."

Lin Chenchu ​​said quietly: "The system and the wishes of the superiors limit the individual's ability, and the physique is complicated. The layman guiding the insider is a big problem that should be reformed in ancient and modern times."

The judge was startled, and quickly jumped up: "Xiao Xian is impolite, I have seen the Suzaku God!"

Lin Chenchu ​​smiled and waved his hands: "It's okay, it's okay, I should be reincarnated, and please ask the judge to send me to the six realms of reincarnation, just keep a low profile."

The judge respectfully said: "Shenjun, can you send someone to the nineteenth floor of hell to inform the White Tiger Shenjun?"

Lin Chenchu ​​shook his head: "No, let's go."

The judge didn't dare to ask more questions, and hurriedly led the way.The two got into a small boat. The boatman was an old man with a smile on his face. The judge gave the old man three copper coins.

Beside the river bank, there will always be the scenery of the setting sun. The red sunset glow echoes with the endless blood-colored Bianhua flowers on the ground, which is so beautiful that it is suffocating.Behind them there is a huge river like a waterfall. The clear water flows slowly. This river hangs down from the sky, and countless souls flow down the river. It is crowded and crowded. This river is Huangquan.And the river they are ferrying at the moment is also very famous, in the east it is called Santu River and Wangchuan River, in the west it is called Styx River.

It is said that there is an unwritten rule among the ferrymen of the Styx River. Everyone who crosses the river must give the ferryman three copper coins.But it is absolutely impossible to take over the oar from the ferryman. Once he holds the oar, he will become the next ferryman.

Lin Chenchu ​​patted the shoulder of the boatman on the Styx river, his eyes kindly said: "Old comrade, thank you for your hard work, the underworld hasn't given you paid vacation for thousands of years."

While rowing the boat, the boatman laughed and said, "It's okay to be in the way, you should work for the underworld!"

The judge who was dozing off at the side suddenly said sharply: "Speak human words!"

The boatman immediately cried bitterly: "The wages given by the underworld can't even afford a house. I live and board on the boat. In fact, the three copper coins are not tips but tour guide fees. Although I have been a black tour guide for thousands of years , but the little money I saved was not enough for the leader to drink a bottle of wine, and my mother-in-law didn’t see the house I bought until she died. It’s really helpless to do this! Please organize me and don’t ban me!”

Lin Chenchu's black line: "Don't worry, it won't..."

After crossing the Wangchuan River and stepping onto the Naihe Bridge, Granny Meng is a wise old woman, surrounded by a few girls who help her scoop out a bowl of fragrant soup from the pot, and then stand on the Naihe Bridge, far away. Looking at the hustle and bustle of ghosts, waiting for their lover.Granny Meng handed the soup to an old woman in front of her, then she turned to the girls and said, "Qinggu, Yingtai, Lanzhi, don't wait any longer, your beloved has already drank the soup from Granny Meng and went to reincarnate. The long wait is like fetching water from a bamboo basket. I’ve seen too much, and I can’t bear to see you heartbroken, come, have a bowl of soup.”

The man named Yingtai shook his head and said: "Grandma, we don't drink. Even if I can't wait for his present life, I still want to look forward to his next life. When I was born, I was drunk and dreamed. Why should I be sober when I die. Even if the person who waits is not Calling Shanbo, even if my soul is broken and my body is like a rock, I will not regret it!"

The old woman sighed and said: "Love is like ivy, entangled for decades, but the longer you go, the thinner the thread of love becomes, and the joy goes to bitterness. Love is also that one forgets the pain and reborn in bliss, and the other lives in pain with bliss in mind. , There are thousands of kinds of love in this world, but only women really know what love is. Idiot, idiot..." She drank Mengpo soup in one gulp, and was born and reincarnated.

Granny Meng took out another bowl of soup and handed it to a ghost in front of her eyes: "Don't look at it, drink this bowl of soup and be reborn in bliss."

The ghostly young man looked around, and he looked around, and said to Po Meng in a low voice: "Xiangu Meng, can you not drink this soup. When I am reincarnated and become Supreme, I will promise you the whole underworld!"

"From the earth?" Granny Meng raised her old eyes, and said calmly with a nonchalant attitude: "Hurry up and drink it, this may be the only food that doesn't contain waste oil in your life."

The young man raised his head and drank without saying a word.

Granny Meng continued to pass the soup to ghosts one after another, when suddenly a pair of hands as white as porcelain took over her soup bowl, she looked up, and saw a very beautiful young man holding a soup bowl and putting it into her mouth .She cried out in shock: "The Suzaku God!"

With this voice, those who were desperately pushing forward in the ghost, those who stopped, and those who thought they didn't drink soup were all quiet, and even the three women who were waiting for their husband looked over.Lin Chenchu ​​didn't speak, drank Po Meng's soup, smiled at Po Meng, and stepped into the cycle of six realms.

For Lin Chenchu, the medicinal effect of Meng Po Decoction was only temporary, and it would lose its effect once he returned to the underworld.The judge propped up the three paths of goodness among the six realms of reincarnation for him, and Lin Chenchu ​​chose one at random and jumped into it.Suddenly the surrounding scenery changed instantly, and a woman's silver bell-like voice came from behind: "Little Suzaku!"

Lin Chenchu ​​hurriedly turned his head and said in surprise, "Sister Nuwa!"

Nuwa lost her body and was also in the cycle of reincarnation. Tens of thousands of years have passed, she is as beautiful as before, like a lotus flower that is not stained with mortal dust... Lin Chenchu ​​was stunned, and was immediately caught under the armpit by Nuwa, and he slammed her hard. More than a dozen brains collapsed, and Lin Chenchu ​​was almost turned into a Buddha's head: "You son of a bitch, don't tell me when you reunite with the godhead, do you want to die!"

So women can't just look at the appearance...

"Nuwa, don't blame Suzaku. He came back to reincarnation not long after he condensed his godhead. How could I have notified you?" A handsome man came out from the other side, wearing a gorgeous Taoist robe. It is Fuxi who looks like a scholar and whose smile seems to melt everything warmly.

Lin Chenchu ​​was relatively relaxed when he was standing with Nuwa, but when he saw Fuxi coming, he immediately became nervous—this guy has a warm male face, but he is a full-fledged old hooligan, and whoever provokes him like Baihu will immediately take revenge. It's not the same as the master, he is a serious "tomorrow" party.

Nuwa jumped in front of Fuxi and kicked him on the knee: "Dare to talk back!"

"...don't dare."

Of course, this attribute of "the future is long" is not easy to use on Nuwa who has come out of the matrilineal society.

After chatting with the two of them, Gong Gong and Zhu Rong also came after a while.Lin Chenchu ​​asked Qinglong again, knowing that he and Xihua originally wanted to send Lin Chenchu ​​off together, but the maintenance of the entire Hongmeng Realm still needed their strength, so they had no choice but to stay with Hongjun in the Hongmeng Realm and couldn't escape. leave.

Originally Zeus also wanted to come, but remembering that Baihu was watching him when he wanted to pursue Lin Chenchu ​​at the beginning—it is better to send him the most sincere blessing, Suzaku God Lord will definitely receive his sincerity...

After a while, when it was finally time to say goodbye, Lin Chenchu ​​sighed, and walked slowly to the reincarnation place, while the other four stood quietly behind him, sending him off silently.

Just when Lin Chenchu ​​was about to jump off, Nuwa suddenly couldn't help asking, "Why didn't Baihu come? Didn't he come with you..."

Lin Chenchu ​​retracted his foot, looked at the long human path, and stood there silent for a moment.Then he turned around and showed a heartwarming smile to everyone:

"There is no need to say goodbye between us."

<End of the play>

Post:

Jinghang Town was as prosperous as ever. Zhang Sheng ran to the blacksmith's house excitedly with a piece of gold and three taels of money. Today was the day he was on the list, and Liu Ya, who had been pursuing him, agreed to marry him. Wear a set of gold bracelets, gold earrings, and gold necklaces to tie her by your side.

Blacksmith Zhang's shop has been in Jinghang Town for decades, and the old man has always been fair, so don't worry that he will lose his gold.

He opened the door and shouted: "Li Tiejiang, Li Tiejiang!"

A strong middle-aged man with gray hair ran out from the back room. He had a big scar on his face and looked very scary.This is Li Tiejiang, a well-known good man in Jinghang Town. The big scar on his face was cut by a bandit when he was a child. Later, he bought a set of sharp weapons for the officers and soldiers for free to help them suppress the bandits. revenge.Although this blacksmith Li is not good in appearance, he has good morals. When he was young, some girls said: "It is better to be a blacksmith for a day than to sleep with a husband for a hundred years."

But Zhang Tiejiang lost his fiancée when he was young, and he thought he was a wife, and he never married again.

Blacksmith Li said cheerfully, "It's Zhang Sheng. Finally, I got the word that Granny Liu married the girl to you?"

Zhang Sheng laughed foolishly, and suddenly remembered something, quickly took out the piece of gold wrapped in layers from his arms, and handed it to Blacksmith Li: "Please Blacksmith Li to help me make a set of jewelry, change the name and invite you to drink." Wedding wine!"

Blacksmith Li laughed loudly: "Okay! I'll send you a big red envelope later."

He took the gold and slowly opened it.The bright light of gold flashed on his face, suddenly his eyes changed, and he murmured: "3 years, finally 3 years..."

Zhang Sheng didn't hear clearly, and asked, "Tiejiang Li, what did you say?"

Blacksmith Li didn't say anything, just took the gold out, locked it in a box, and gave it to Zhang Sheng: "I have been in Jinghang Town for decades, thank you for your help from the villagers, you put the things in this box It’s a little bit of care to distribute it to the poor.”

Zhang Sheng wondered: "This...the box is my dowry for Liu Ya, how could..." But before he finished speaking, the strong old man in front of him disappeared in the blink of an eye.He stared at the empty room in a daze, and opened the box involuntarily—only gold, silver, green, and white in the box, besides his exquisite set of gold jewelry, there was actually a whole set full of them. Boxes of gold and silver jewelry!

"Immortal! Immortal!" Without any greed, Zhang Sheng knelt down holding the box and kowtowed three times to the place where Li Tiejiang disappeared.

……

Lin Chenchu ​​returned to the underworld. In the 3-year cycle of reincarnation, he was a blacksmith who helped others, a loyal minister who was forced to have breakfast, a beggar, a wild beast, and a domestic animal... The sinking prosperity of the world, every time he breaks free will bring him great pain. With the harvest, his godhead gradually stabilized, his spirit became more cohesive, and his understanding of the way of heaven became more profound.

Of course, what these reincarnations of him have in common is - no daughter-in-law...

He didn't hesitate for a moment, and rushed towards the Naihe Bridge.

Naihe Bridge is still crowded with people from 3 years ago. Po Meng is still smiling and serving Meng Po soup to every ghost. The girls standing on the bridge have changed their faces. The original three don’t know they are giving up. Yes, I still found my lover.

The difference from ten thousand years ago is that there is a white kitten on the bridge of Naihe, with round eyes squinted and a face like a stinky fart, and it is ghostly in love with the cute females standing beside him. Ignore it.

When Lin Chenchu ​​walked over, the kitten raised its eyes to look at him, then closed them again and continued to doze off.Those ghosts saw the radiance on this beautiful man in red, and they knew they couldn't offend them, so they left immediately, but they still couldn't help being curious, they huddled together from a long distance, and kept looking this way.

He picked up the fluffy kitten, rubbed the tip of his nose against his forehead, and said with a smile, "...From then on, there is another Wangfushi on the Naihe Bridge."

The kitten jumped out of his arms immediately, and instantly transformed into a handsome and handsome young man.Zhong Panji pulled Lin Chenchu ​​away, and kissed him hard on the lips, until his lips were as red as a drop of blood, until the ghosts watching around were suffocated, and that was all.

"Go, go to Earth to fetch Ziwei and Qinglong back!"

The two were walking on the passage to the earth. Lin Chenchu's eyes were pale, and his smile was like the rising sun. Zhong Panji was distracted while watching.The longing man stood beside him, a red dress made his complexion like snow, his black hair was like satin, his lips were still red from being bitten by him just now.

They haven't seen each other for 3 years, and there are a few strangers between the two, but he is becoming more and more charming. Zhong Panji can't control the tyrannical thoughts in his head - tearing up all the silk fabrics on the person next to him, pulling him The hair forced him to kiss herself, then separated his two legs, and sent herself into his body fiercely, beating him hard.Biting the two blushes on his chest, watching his long cold hair flow down his body, listening to him whimpering and crying miserably, and then forcing him to say some shameful words, which made him release tremblingly, and then Continue to bully him day and night, until he passed out screaming in the tsunami-like pleasure...

"Cough cough," Lin Chenchu ​​slapped him hard with squinted eyes: "Restraint, do things that are not suitable for children until the place. This passage was opened by Nuwa."

Zhong Panji looked at him sadly, as if he wanted to eat him up.

As a sturdy woman who was keen on watching live erotic palaces in ancient times, Nuwa made both of them feel that Alexander, the most suitable thing to hide in his mind or in the enchantment.

Zhong Panji fantasized happily in all kinds of helplessness. Fortunately, the passage was not long, and his suffering of pain and happiness ended here.

As soon as the two came out of the passage, they stood in a square metal space, which could accommodate about [-] people. On the left was the advertisement "Come to xx if you are a traffic flow", and on the right was the advertisement "Building Harmony" City, build the capital of civilization" slogan, behind is a dirty mirror with big snot in it, in front of it is a retractable door that is whistling with wind and a row of small buttons with paint peeling off.

"What is this place, why is this room still moving?" Zhong Panji looked at the door curiously: "It's moving so slowly, I'll break it open!"

"Hey, don't, don't!" Lin Chenchu ​​hastily stopped, "This is an elevator, don't smash it!"

At this moment, the door suddenly opened, and a sleepy-eyed young man in a loose Taoist robe stood in front of them. He scratched his messy hair and said slowly, "Ah... welcome, welcome, warmly welcome the two guides... "

Lin Chenchu ​​was pleasantly surprised: "Mihua! You are the one that Xuanwu said about becoming a god!"

The young man showed a mouthful of white teeth: "When I pointed out to you at the beginning, I paid off the karma I accumulated for thousands of years, and I got a godhead naturally." He stepped forward and wanted to put Lin Chenchu's shoulders: "Speaking of Xiaochen, After all, you were taken away by Zhong Damiao..."

Zhong Panji snorted, Wang Xu's hand was immediately flicked away, and he said coldly, "Keep a distance!"

The two changed from Guiguzi to a modern set and left, and walked to the bustling street. Zhong Panji looked at the cars all over the street, smelled the smog in the sky, looked at the men and women in rough clothes walking on the street, and pointed at a A speeding BMW exclaimed in surprise: "Spirits and monsters!"

Lin Chenchu ​​smiled and said, "That car is a dead thing. The ghost is the one sitting in it."

When they were walking on the street, a pair of handsome and handsome guys had a high rate of turning heads, especially the intimate atmosphere between the two of them was even more eye-catching. Many people "slapped" a few photos with Present a sentence of inscrutable words: "Hmph, dead man."

Lin Chenchu ​​took Zhong Panji along the bustling street, and introduced Zhong Panji like telling a story to a child. They passed by the home of the biggest local tycoon in the Chinese——Zhou Dafu. Lin Chenchu ​​suddenly said: "Wait a minute!"

Zhong Panji froze in place, watching Lin Chenchu ​​excitedly ran in, and then ran out excitedly, holding a pair of beautiful red boxes in his hand, he opened the box, and picked out a men's ring from inside , brought it to Zhong Panji's ring finger in full view, and said with a proud smile: "It seems that I haven't given you a title yet, in front of everyone on the street, now I ask you, are you willing to marry me?" Me?"

Zhong Pan was dumbfounded.

A girl next to her excitedly said, "Ah, it's so romantic! Where's yours? Where's your ring!"

It was only then that Lin Chenchu ​​remembered that he hadn't put on the ring yet, so he quickly opened another box and was stunned: "That's not right! I obviously wanted two men's wedding rings, why did you put a women's ring on me! "

He immediately ran back angrily, and Zhong Panji suddenly stepped over, hugged him in his arms, lowered his head and whispered three words into his ear:

"kill you……"

The author has something to say:

Some girls should have seen the new article in my column. That's right, that article is a thousand-year-old pit. I don't plan to fill it in for the time being. I'll talk about it when I have time.As a spoiler, the new article is about the story of Qinglong and Ziwei, Guiguzi Wannian male supporting role, Lin Chenchu ​​and Zhong Panji may have a soy sauce in the later stage-Wow ha ha ha, I finally got the magic palm Reaching out to the city's abilities!

This essay on comprehension is set too big. As a reader of Wannian male channel, Shushu never thought that the first article he wrote would be cast on female channel. Of course, the audience is different, so it is very difficult to write. The upgrade of the length has been shortened, and the emotional scene has been increased.

The male protagonist is not the kind of delicate guy in other novels. He is like a friend around us. He is big, witty, rough-headed, but also very sensitive. It is difficult to grasp the heart of such a character, so I wrote it as a fine point.Lin Chenchu's setting originated from my life. At the beginning, I wanted to write about the happy journey of a tragic little person. Although the little person has become a big person now, I hope it can still bring you joy.

After all, I have not let you down. There have been countless people who have said with certainty that I will be unfinished and will abandon the article, but I persisted for a year and a half, and finally finished writing this long article of more than 110 million, although the writing is jerky I am immature, but I still keep updating with everyone's encouragement, and finally finished, although there are still many typos...

Well, let me say so much first, and by the way, there are currently several versions on the Internet (the result of several revisions by the author). If readers who read pirated articles see this, please allow me to say sorry, the first part of this article is very messy , I still have to revise it again, so although the stories that are currently circulating are unchanged, they may not be as exciting as the revised ones.

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