This must not be written by me

He knew that he was provoking Lin Chenchu's anger. Seeing that he was about to get angry, Zhong Panji slipped into Lin Chenchu's bed in a prepared manner, and quickly hugged Lin Chenchu's waist, acting coquettishly: "Xiaochen~ It's hard to sleep on a lonely pillow~ The night is cold and the dew is deep~ Your bed is so big~ Maybe you will be scared~ Let the little one warm you up...

Lin Chenchu ​​realized for the first time that it was Zhong Panji, not some horrible supernatural event, and immediately wanted to jump up and die with him in grief and indignation, but he couldn't bear to really kick the only friend who could talk But it was this hesitation that Zhong Panji took advantage of, and hugged his waist cleverly, babbling a lot of nonsense, which made Lin Chenchu ​​dumbfounded.

"Okay Zhong Panji, let go quickly, don't think I don't know what your intentions are." Lin Chenchu ​​rubbed his temple helplessly.Of course, Zhong Panji, the kid in the world, is thinking of something. He is just interested in his real appearance, but if he sees his own appearance, he probably won't only be Lin, Xiao, and Niao. No, sister Lin, beauty Lin, girl, chick... Just thinking about it makes him shudder—he must not be allowed to succeed!Thinking about it, Lin Chenchu's eyes became more determined.

Seeing his eyes like a martyr going to death, Zhong Panji let go of his hands with a smirk, and climbed up from under the quilt: "Hey, hey..." with a smirk.

Lin Chenchu ​​breathed a sigh of relief, and was about to speak, but Zhong Panji suddenly changed his eyes, and immediately realized that something was wrong!Zhong Panji rushed forward, pressed Lin Chenchu ​​hard into the soft quilt, grabbed his face fiercely, and kept searching for a place where he could remove the mask.

Lin Chenchu ​​was taken aback by his sudden attack. It wasn't until Zhong Panji knelt on his arms with two legs and rummaged through his face that he realized that Zhong Panji was making another surprise attack.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Get off me!!" Lin Chenchu ​​tried hard to push Zhong Panji down from his body.

How could it be so easy for Zhong Panji to let him succeed? Kneeling firmly, his whole body pressed against Lin Chenchu's chest, and said with a cheap smile, "Xiao Chenchen~ just follow me... Huh, don't Move, I can't see..."

Lin Chenchu ​​made his sentence "Xiao Chenchen" disgusting, and it happened that Zhong Panji spread the weight of his body a little on his chest, and the pressure on his arms was relieved a lot. The arm was pulled out from under Zhong Panji's leg, and then both hands were put together, covering Zhong Panji's face fiercely, and pushing him up desperately.

Zhong Panji is such a person who is so easy to admit defeat. He relies on his black bracelet to strengthen his spiritual awareness, regardless of whether he can see it or not, and quickly mobilizes his spiritual awareness to see clearly the form below.Under the sudden spiritual consciousness, Lin Chenchu's whole body was fiery red, and there was a beautiful Suzaku bird on his chest, flying in and out from time to time according to certain rules.It seems that this is the cycle of Lin Chenchu's spiritual power... Zhong Panji thought to himself, and then carefully looked at Lin Chenchu ​​to see if there was anything strange about him.I saw that the Suzaku bird flew to Lin Chenchu's neck and stopped flying. Instead, it drew part of its spiritual power to travel around, then retracted its spiritual power and continued the cycle.

——Could the secret be near Lin Chenchu's collarbone?When Zhong Panji said he would do it, he did it right away, accurately finding the belt of Lin Chenchu's obscene clothes, and quickly untied it.

Lin Chenchu ​​was trying hard to push Zhong Panji away, but Zhong Panji also moved the target away from his face. While he was breathing a sigh of relief, he suddenly untied his clothes, but Zhong Panji was covered With an excited smile on his face, Lin Chenchu ​​suddenly yelled out something that made him want to bite his tongue and kill himself:

"Ahh! Molestation! Rape, rape!!"

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As soon as Zhong Panji heard this scream, he immediately lost his temper, and laughed softly on Lin Chenchu's body: "Hahaha...Xiaochen, you...hahaha..."

Seeing Zhong Panji stopped at the beginning, Lin Chen also removed his hands from his face, kicked Zhong Panji away from his body with hands and feet, rolled into the bed in shame and anger, curled up into a ball and put on his clothes, leaving only Zhong Panji hugged his stomach and laughed, trembling all over.

After a long while, Zhong Panji finally regained his strength, struggled to get up, and saw Lin Chenchu ​​was in a mess from head to toe, and fell down again—why Lin Chenchu ​​can be so funny...

He got up and rushed over, ignoring Lin Chenchu's struggle, and insisted on taking off his clothes: "Hahaha, Lin Xiaoniu, just follow me..."

"Damn it! Zhong Panji, don't make trouble! Who taught you to say that! Who is a chick! Please figure it out for me, please!"

"Hey, wasn't it you who taught me? You picked my chin today, so I forgot it so soon..." Hearing this, Lin Chenchu, who hated him, tried his best to grab his clothes to resist the evil hands of the foreign invaders. Then he scolded himself fiercely: I call you a cheapie...

"You're not a chick~ You're Lin, Xiao, Niao..." Zhong Panji said with difficulty.

Lin Chenchu ​​growled: "Hey! How many times have I said that! Don't call me Lin Xiaoniao!"

Zhong Panji suddenly changed his offensive, stopped pulling Lin Chenchu's clothes, instead, he put his hand into Lin Chenchu's underwear, and quickly touched the edge of the underwear along his smooth and small body.

After a lot of fuss, Lin Chenchu's obscene trousers had already loosened, and Zhong Panji stretched his hand in with just a little effort: "You said you are not Lin Xiaoniao... well, then let me see the real Lin Xiaoniao." How small is the bird?"

"Ah!" Lin Chenchu ​​didn't react for a while, Zhong Panji's cold hands had already reached into his pants, and he was trying to reach down on his waist.He shrank his body reflexively, and Zhong Panji behind him couldn't hold back for a moment, rolled over along Lin Chenchu's body hugged into a ball, and fell on his back on the soft bed.

His hands were still in Lin Chenchu's crotch, and all of a sudden, Lin Chenchu's soft clothes caused him to tear a huge hole, and Zhong Panji's hand fell out.

Huh, luckily I didn't touch it.Lin Chenchu ​​heaved a sigh of relief. If Zhong Panji, a little bastard, could touch this, tomorrow Mi Hua, an old man who has nothing to do and only looks for jokes from the younger generation, will surely laugh to death.

He hurriedly lifted up his trousers and tightened his belt. Seeing that Zhong Panji was about to raise his head, he pulled out his hand and pressed the quilt that had become a lump due to the two people's quarrel to his head. Zhong Panji was pressed, and again He made a false "ah" sound, and then remained motionless.Lin Chenchu ​​rolled his eyes at the cat who deliberately pretended to be dead, and rubbed his feet against the mattress, keeping away from the dangerous person Zhong Panji.

When he was able to put on his clothes, Zhong Panji also came back from the dead under the complicated quilt, struggling to expose his head.Climbing out of the quilt, Zhong Panji saw the pitiful little daughter-in-law Lin Chenchu ​​hiding at the foot of the bed at a glance. He got up funny and shook the quilt away, spread out the rolled mattress, and lay down by himself. He lifted the quilt and put Lin Chenchu, who was rolled into a ball, into the quilt.

Holding Lin Chenchu, who was still in a ball, warm and soft, Zhong Panji sighed comfortably, and soon fell asleep under the soft blanket...

The night is deep, the insects are singing under the moon, and the birds are returning to their nests. The disciples who have worked hard all day are gradually falling asleep to the sound of insects like a lullaby, but there are still a few who cannot fall asleep. They are all thinking about such and such things. For example this:

"I! Fuck! Is this my bed or your bed! Why do you sleep more comfortably than my master! Hey! Get up and explain to me! I am the young master!"

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The morning sun is always so comfortable, the people who shine on it are lazy, and the bed is also very comfortable... I really don't want to get up... Let's sleep for a while...

Lin Chenchu ​​sank comfortably into the quilt, sleeping comfortably on a pillow that was neither soft nor hard, but suddenly felt a gust of evil wind blowing directly on his face, making his eyes itchy.He closed his eyes and rubbed them, unwilling to open them anyway, and continued to pretend to be dead.

At this time, a cool little hand poked in from his neckline, and kept groping his collarbone. Lin Chenchu ​​was so itchy that he snorted, and pushed the hand away irritably.The small wind that had just stopped began to blow again, and it was still blowing very unsteadily. After a few strong winds, it stopped, and the slightly cool little hand reached into his obscene clothes again.

Lin Chenchu ​​frowned, his head was still a mess, but he could faintly sense something was wrong... Don't bother to worry about it, just keep sleeping!He reached out and pulled the messy hand out of his collar, threw it forward, and continued to sleep, but he didn't expect that hand to come back after a while.After Lin Chenchu ​​repeatedly threw it several times to no avail, he finally got angry, grabbed the hand, and put it in his mouth—hmph, bite you, I will call (sleep) if you disturb me.

Zhong Panji couldn't help laughing again.Just woke up this morning, and found that Lin Chenchu ​​was still in a deep sleep, hugged himself into a ball, and slept very wronged.He looked funny, so he lifted Lin Chenchu ​​up from under the quilt, but he didn't expect Lin Chenchu ​​to hug him directly, and comfortably pillowed him on his arm.

Seeing Lin Chenchu ​​sleeping soundly, Zhong Panji became playful and started blowing into his eyes, but he didn't expect Lin Chenchu's skill in pretending to be dead was not shallow.Seeing that he was unwilling to open his eyes, Zhong Panji rolled his eyes and put his hand into Lin Chenchu's clothes, trying to find the opening of the mask.After touching it for a long time, except that Lin Chenchu's skin is really good, there is basically nothing special.

He was depressed. Could it be that such a mask is the kind of artifact that no one else can find out except for the owner?He immediately dismissed his idea, how could there be an artifact in the hands of the young master of the second-rate sect.

Lin Chenchu ​​seemed to be tickled by his small movements, and impatiently grabbed his hand and threw it out. Zhong Panji saw his wrinkled face like a big white bun, couldn't help laughing again, Evil grows on the edge of courage, and the game of molesting the young master begins early in the morning...

Lin Chenchu ​​vaguely heard the sound of "噗嗤" in his ears, and at the same time the whole bed was shaking.He finally reacted slowly, closed his eyes and straightened his train of thought, and immediately thought that someone was holding back a smirk, and instantly flipped the table: Ma Dan, let this kid Zhong Panji mess up again...

Getting up from the bed with great difficulty, Lin Chenchu ​​rubbed his messy hair like a bird's nest, and said vaguely: "Zhong Panji, if I let you go to bed again today, I will..."

"Pfft..." Zhong Panji was taken aback for a moment, then suddenly couldn't help laughing, and fell down again.Lin Chenchu ​​didn't figure out what the cat picked up again for a while. After about three seconds, he suddenly felt a little cold down there...I saw a white and tender bird poking its head out of its torn pants to look at the outside world—— — That hole was accidentally torn open by Zhong Panji last night.

Seeing the twitching, laughing star who was so low-spirited that he couldn't breathe, Lin Chenchu ​​uttered the first clear long cry in the morning:

"what--"

The disciples of Huangzimen who came and went silently shook their heads and sighed: I really don't know whose spiritual power is so pure...

The sun was shining brightly, Zhong Panji and Lin Chenchu, one in front and the other behind, were walking together on the way up the mountain to Elder Mi Hua's Fengming Residence, and a few disciples saluted and greeted Lin Chenchu ​​from time to time on the way.Compared with people, the monkeys on the tree don't have so many worldly concepts. Many monkeys still have grudges. When they saw the two of them, they kept baring their teeth and provoking them, and some even took out their penis. In front of Lin Chenchu ​​and Zhong Panji...

Lin Chenchu: "..." It's horrible...

Zhong Panji was delighted when he saw it: "Xiaochen, does your little bird grow as big as it does?"

Lin Chenchu ​​felt that the gentleness on his face had completely turned into ferocity, and the veins on his head were protruding, and he was about to explode: Why is Zhong Panji, a 12-year-old child, always staring at my "little bird"!Thoughts are so impure, what about the future of the motherland...

He only cares about the title of "little bird", but completely ignores that it is because he is always so sensitive to "little bird" that Zhong Panji always stares at the word "little bird" - so the real thinking is not true. It's purely Lin who is right.

The two of them came to Mihua's door seemingly calmly under the "farewell" of monkeys all over the mountain.

Mihua's Fengming residence is very different from other people's residences, in front of his door is not a flat grass field, but an intricate bamboo forest.

If an ordinary person walks into the bamboo forest, without Mihua's permission, he just needs to use his spiritual power to gently move a few bamboos and stones, and this person will definitely not be able to go in.However, if Mi Hua had no intention of obstructing it, those who approached would find that this bamboo forest, which looks very dense from the outside, is actually only a shallow layer from the inside.

Zhong Panji, Lin Chenchu ​​and the two had already entered this bamboo forest many times. After entering the bamboo forest, the two walked straight forward, talking and laughing along the way. Zhong Panji still teased Lin Chenchu, but they found out after walking for a long time. The small forest that should have been passed through a long time ago, has not come to an end after walking for so long today.

Lin Chenchu ​​smiled and kicked away the stones at his feet, and poked Zhong Panji's waist: "Zhong Panji, it seems that Mihua doesn't welcome us, let's go back. By the way, get back to sleep..."

Zhong Panji was ashamed, this person can really be lazy... "I'm afraid I won't be able to get out," Zhong Panji glanced back, pointing to the bamboo forest behind which is also invisible: "If I guessed correctly, I'm afraid we There is no going back now.”

"It doesn't look good...then let's take a stroll." Lin Chenchu ​​relaxed Zhong Panji's shoulder and smiled happily.

Zhong Panji didn't know why he was so happy, and asked curiously, "Go shopping? Are you not in a hurry?"

Lin Chenchu ​​shook his head and sighed: Sure enough, simple children in ancient times would not understand how painful exams are...

"Of course, it's not that I'm not in a hurry to go out, but it's not now." Lin Chenchu ​​sat on the ground, took out a spiritual fruit that he had secretly hidden in the morning, put it in his mouth, and threw another one to Zhong Panji: "Sit down , eat something."

Zhong Panji couldn't figure out what he was doing, but he didn't refute. After all, Lin Chenchu ​​was better than himself in terms of formations. Listening to him at this moment is definitely better than running around with his head buried in his head.He took the fruit, sat next to him, and praised: "As expected of the monkey king on the mountain, there is really not a single monkey in the territory... Oops!" Zhong Panji suddenly called out, and a black man Something rolled down from his head, Lin Chenchu ​​took a closer look and found that it was a black chess piece.

"Heh, Mi Hua is watching us secretly." Zhong Panji lowered his head and whispered to Lin Chenchu.

"Let him go in a hurry and eat ours." Lin Chenchu's smile became more gentle, he looked up at the sky, then looked down at the bamboo shadow on the ground, and continued: "Zhong Panji, I will take your Blindfolded, you can walk forward by feeling, remember not to use spiritual sense. Do you know which direction to go?"

"Of course." Zhong Panji smiled: "I said Xiaochen, why do you have to eat every morning? Usually, I don't see other disciples eating in the morning."

A gentle smile flashed in Lin Chenchu's eyes: "If you don't eat breakfast, you'll be brainless..."

Not long after, the two of them rested enough. Lin Chenchu ​​glanced at the bamboo shadow on the ground and said, "It's time, we can go."

Zhong Panji found out a ribbon in response, covered his eyes, turned his head and walked forward, Lin Chenchu ​​watched him make nine turns and eighteen turns, and didn't say a word to adjust, but followed closely without saying a word.Unknowingly, Zhong Panji walked a big circle, the surrounding scenery remained unchanged, the same tree had been repeated for the second time, but Lin Chenchu ​​showed a smile, just in his eyes When Zhong Panji was about to complete the second circle, the bamboo forest suddenly became sparse, and his eyes suddenly opened up.

A burst of hearty laughter came, "Hahahaha... Good boy Lin, I really have you! I really made you come out." Mi Hua still looked like a sloppy old man three years ago, lying on his back On a bamboo recliner, lazily basking in the morning sun.

Zhong Panji, who was walking in front, heard Mihua's voice, immediately took off his hood in surprise, ran to Mihua's eyes, picked up Mihua's teapot, and drank the good tea in it: "I Speaking of Mihua, I was so hurt when you hit me."

Mihua bounced up from the recliner all at once, hopping on his feet in distress: "You son of a bitch! I served good wine and tea! You ruined it all! If it weren't for me, you wouldn't know where you were. Woolen cloth?"

Zhong Panji grabbed Mi Hua's sleeves and wiped his mouth, and exhaled happily: "Cut, if I don't say you are the monkey king, you can't help but beat me? The old man who must repay you..." This last sentence It was he who said it in a muffled mouth, but it was also heard by Mihua, and his expression was a little bright for a moment... You are the one who will really take revenge!Damn boy!Isn't it just that every time I train... No, is it because I was a little bit tricky when teaching you?The teaching is not strict, the teacher's mistake, can you find out all my painful feet and weather me?Sooner or later, it will make you mad... Sure enough, it's Lin who looks so cute.

Lin Chenchu ​​looked at the two angry people, and couldn't help but laugh: These two people, with a difference of hundreds of years, can still be together...

Zhong Panji was too lazy to talk to this climacteric old bachelor, he looked at Lin Chenchu ​​with bright eyes: "Xiaochen, how did you get out just now?"

☆、48 Everyone's 'Tao'