This must not be written by me

Mihua's Fengming residence is deserted all year round, and many disciples don't even know that in this verdant and verdant bamboo forest lives the most senior elder of Tianmen sect.At this moment, the center of this bamboo forest - Fengming Residence seems to be extremely lively.

"Xiaochen, how did I get out?" The curious baby Zhong Panji left Mihua alone, and grabbed Lin Chenchu's eyes.

"I also want to know." Mi Hua didn't care that he was left out, he rubbed his chin curiously: "It stands to reason that although this formation is not an extremely difficult formation, it is not a formation like yours that is even half-baked." The little devil who is not considered to be able to crack it, but you just came out, how did you do it?"

Lin Chenchu ​​was ashamed, I said Mi Hua, are you sure you are praising me and not hurting me?He looked back at the bamboo forest, pointed to the bamboo shadow on the ground and said, "Look there."

Mihua looked in the direction of his finger, and his eyes lit up immediately: "My boy, I really let you get into a loophole. If you don't tell me, I still forgot! No, I'm going to modify the formation again." Said Then, he hurriedly picked up a small withered bamboo branch, and began to write and draw on the ground.

Zhong Panji didn't even look at Mi Hua who was squatting on the ground drawing circles, and directly dragged Lin Chenchu ​​to Mi Hua's original sun lounger, and the two sat side by side.Zhong Panji tugged on Lin Chenchu's sleeve, and looked at him with bright eyes:

"Xiaochen, I still don't understand, tell me quickly."

Lin Chenchu's black thread knew, he knew, if Zhong Panji's curiosity wasn't satisfied, he probably wouldn't be able to stop for a whole day.

He cleared his throat and said: "It's actually very simple. Although I can't arrange the psychedelic array of Elder Mi Hua, I know it's just a huge cover-up. In fact, we seem to be moving forward, but in fact Unknowingly, we are circling along this circle of bamboo forest. This is the sleepy formation, using some visual illusions to make you think that you are walking forward, but in fact, you have already been circling. "

Zhong Panji tilted his head and thought for a while: "What if we turn around and walk sideways?"

Lin Chenchu ​​pointed to Mi Hua who was squatting on the ground muttering words: "As long as there is a controller in the position of controlling the bamboo, it is impossible for us to come out."

Looking at Zhong Panji's surprised expression, he explained: "Because when you turn in a circle, the whole bamboo forest is controlled to rotate with you, but you won't feel it. The surrounding scenery changes with people's vision. , and change a certain direction, in this case, it will give people an illusion: I have changed a direction. But in fact, people still unknowingly turn back to the original position, and then continue to walk the old road just now. And the 'straight road' they see in their eyes is actually a curved road."

Nodding with half understanding, Zhong Panji asked again: "Then how did you get out?"

"Everything is inseparable. All formations need to be reconciled with yin and yang. When there is the strongest, there will be the weakest moment. As the saying goes, things are always reversed. I think that in fact, the weakest time of all formations is not the time of harmony. The hour when its attributes are incompatible is the quarter of an hour after it passes through the two most powerful hours. This is called the end of the crossbow, and breaking the formation at this time will definitely get twice the result with half the effort."

"Hahaha, it's such a good sentence that things must be reversed!" Mi Hua still studied his formation without raising his head, but praised him very much.

"But how do you know when it is the strongest?" Zhong Panji continued to ask.

Lin Chenchu ​​pointed to the bamboo shadow on the ground: "Look at the bamboo shadow on the ground."

Zhong Panji looked in the direction he pointed, and was surprised to find that the bamboo shadows all over the ground were irregular. "This..." He looked at Mi Hua in bewilderment, "This shadow is not in the same direction."

Mi Hua sneered: "If you are in the formation, what you see is a unified direction. What Lin Chenchu ​​let you see is not the direction of the shadow, but the length."

"Time!" Zhong Panji exclaimed in surprise: "Xiaochen, you mean that this bamboo forest maze is of the wood attribute, and it was Maoshi just now, and Maoshi belongs to wood, and the formation of wood attributes can play the greatest role. It is also the time when the maze is the strongest, so you are not in a hurry to break the formation, but eat and recuperate with me, right?"

Lin Chenchu ​​nodded, and he was really smart: "That's right, but it's not just because of this reason. The biggest purpose of the trap is not to trap people, but to trap the heart. At this time, people staying in the formation will be extremely anxious. I want to go out quickly, so my emotions will become more and more unstable, and my body will become more and more tired. In this way, the goal of being trapped will be achieved."

"Well said." Mi Hua mumbled another word of appreciation.

Lin Chenchu ​​continued: "Although the direction of the shadows in the formation is uneven, it is also caused by the distorted direction. The position of the sun has not changed, so the time can be inferred based on the length of the bamboo shadows. But , I think you have already guessed my intention, otherwise you wouldn't deliberately provoke Mi Hua."

"Hmm?... Hmm." Zhong Panji was stunned for a moment, lowered his head to cover the flash of shock in his eyes, he really didn't expect Lin Chenchu ​​to be able to see it.He pushed the boat smoothly: "I just guessed that you had an idea. As for provoking Mi Hua, I just wanted to find out his direction, but after hearing what you said, I just knew that even if I was hit a hundred times, the hair on my head The ones that were knocked out seem to be as little as rice flowers, so I guess we still have to go around in the woods."

As soon as Mihua heard that he was being tricked by the two little cubs, he couldn't help complaining: "That's why you provoked me! In fact, your real purpose is to embarrass me, right! Hey, don't just look at me. Your little daughter-in-law, are you listening to me? Hey! Grandpa will always be eighteen! Eighteen!"

When Lin Chenchu ​​heard about the little daughter-in-law, Lin Chenchu's face changed a bit, he was so embarrassed that he didn't know how to take the blame, it seemed that his thick skin had been peeled off at this moment.Zhong Panji immediately realized that he was uncomfortable at this moment, and put his shoulders with a playful smile: "I just like to see what's wrong with Xiaochen? If Xiaochen is a girl, I will definitely marry him. Daughter-in-law, we just want to get close when we come here. I'm mad at that old man who is over 500 years old and still alone."

"Hey! Who are you talking about, old man! Zhong Panji, let me tell you, grandpa, I will always be eighteen!"

Regardless of the furious Mi Hua, Lin Chenchu ​​felt his face turn red in an instant—damn it, it was obviously a good conversation, how could it become like this?Sure enough, I still blame Zhong Panji for his natural blackness.Even though I was complaining so much in my heart, I felt better. It was just a casual joke, don't take it too seriously...

After Mihua complained, he returned to the original state. He continued to turn around to study his formation, provoking casually: "Zhong Panji, you don't know, your little daughter-in-law is using you. Just now he asked you to walk forward with your head covered. It must be very uncomfortable.”

It's over!Lin Chenchu ​​quickly glanced at Zhong Panji, and the drums in his heart kept beating: Zhong Panji is very vengeful, and he hasn't explained this matter just now. He bears a grudge, even if he doesn't bear a grudge against himself, I'm afraid there will be lumps in his heart.When Mihua said this, it seemed that he was trying to sow discord, but in fact it was more like giving himself a chance to explain.He quickly corrected his attitude, and the acting skills honed and cos TV actors in the 21st century quickly took effect, pretending to be relaxed and showing a teasing smile:

"I said Zhong Panji, did you see that? Mi Hua is trying to drive a wedge between us."

Zhong Panji laughed loudly: "Yes, daughter-in-law, how could you use me? You must have a reason."

"Of course." Lin Chenchu ​​resumed his usual gentle smile: "Normal people need to rely on their eyes to distinguish directions when walking, so they don't know: In fact, if people walk with their eyes closed, they will walk out of a big circle without knowing it."

"Big circle?" Zhong Panji was puzzled.

Lin Chenchu ​​showed his right hand: "Because we usually use our right hand, our body tends to the right side unconsciously. So usually the right leg is stronger than the left leg. The steps are bigger, so when it’s all dark, what comes out is a circle.” Explain to Zhong Panji that of course you can’t tell him about the balance of the left and right brains, so that’s all I can tell him.

Fortunately, Zhong Panji is not stupid, and he quickly thought of the root cause: "So, because of my martial arts practice, both the left and right sides of my body need special exercise, so there will be no right leg that is stronger than the left leg. The phenomenon. Let me find the direction, it must be the fastest and the straightest!"

"Well, there's another reason." Lin Chenchu ​​smiled happily: "Is there anything easier than a person with a golden spirit body to break into a psychedelic formation with wood attributes?"

"Hehehe...Xiaochen, you are so smart." Zhong Panji smiled smirkingly, but his heart was like a mirror: I have called his wife so many times, according to his personality, he would have rushed forward to "die together" with me " Fight to the death", how can you bother to explain to me?It seems that he still cares more about what my friend thinks, haha... After thinking about it, Zhong Panji became inexplicably happy again. He naturally put his hand into Lin Chenchu's arms, and then took out the nameless book Music score: "Xiaochen, you forgot to ask this."

Lin Chenchu ​​blushed again: Please, can you stop doing things like reaching into other people's clothes so naturally, I'm under a lot of pressure...

Without turning his head, Mi Hua said, "Are you talking about that music score? Oh, I wrote it up, just to let Lin boy come over quickly and let me... er, come over quickly to study."

Just now you were going to say that I was abused by you!right!Lin Chenchu ​​wiped off the sweat that didn't exist, and gave Zhong Panji a look: buddy, you're right!This old man is just out of tune, teaching... His eyes were exchanged for a few muffled laughs from a very low-spirited star.

Mihua suddenly said again, "However——I really found out that you have a relationship with the rhythm last time when I watched the stars at night, so it doesn't matter if you have time to take a look." It's really big... Lin Chenchu ​​felt ashamed that he was about to become dehydrated ...

The three of them joked around for a long time, Mihua suddenly laughed and threw away the pen in his hand, and quickly tapped a few fingerings. In an instant, the bamboo in the bamboo forest made a rustling sound, and then returned to calm.At this time, Pan Ji looked at the ground again, and found that the bamboo shadow on the ground hadn't changed since just now, and it was still the same length as Mao Shi—"Amazing." He murmured, "Xiaochen, can you do it?"

Lin Chenchu ​​was also dumbfounded: "Don't ask me to modify a big formation in such a short time, even if I was given a year to set up a formation, I probably wouldn't be able to do this. I still have a lot to learn ah……"

As if he was unwilling to just admit that Mihua was really good, he said with a smile: "Then you can break the formation, and you are also very good." After he said this, Lin Chenchu ​​blushed shamelessly again...

It seemed that Mi Hua, who had finished repairing the bamboo psychedelic array, was extremely happy. He got up from the ground easily, and didn't care about Zhong Panji's provocation, and asked Lin Chenchu, "Boy Lin, do you know the book "Guiguzi"?"

"I know." Lin Chenchu ​​nodded. He knew Wang Xu, and naturally he knew "Gui Gu Zi".This book is Guiguzi's only work in his life, and it is also one of the few masterpieces of military art in ancient times. However, this book is not entirely about military art, and it even contains the essence of political and horizontal theories.There are many non-soldiers in history who discuss warfare, but there are absolutely few who can see it as thoroughly as Guiguzi.But at this moment, why is Mi Hua mentioning this?

"Do you know how many books are handed down in the world?" Mi Hua walked slowly between Zhong Panji and Lin Chenchu, squeezed between them, and lay down on the chair generously.

Zhong Panji, who was pushed to the ground, was extremely indignant about his shameless behavior, and when he was about to discuss with Mihua the question of "why Mihua's butt is so big", Mihua spoke:

"Lin Chenchu's formation test is over. Zhong Panji, I'll give you three hours to hunt five prey on the mountain and come back."

Zhong Panji groaned: "Ah? Mihua, you are not mistaken, right? Hunting is strictly prohibited on this mountain. If the mountain patrolling disciples find someone using spiritual power to attack animals, I will probably be taken away immediately and put in confinement!"

Mi Hua waved his hands: "Don't play dumb with me here, if you are captured, then go to Luoxue Peak and be locked up for a few days, and I will find someone to bring you food."

Zhong Panji stuck out his tongue at Mihua, knowing that he was going to tell Lin Chenchu ​​something about the formation, and it was inconvenient for him to listen, so he gave Lin Chenchu ​​a self-seeking look, and then he stepped hard and moved flexibly Leaving Fengming Residence.

Seeing Zhong Panji leave, Mihua turned around and continued to talk to Lin Chenchu: "Do you know how many pieces of "Guiguzi" are there in the world?"

"I don't know about this." Lin Chenchu ​​thought for a while and shook his head.

Picking up the pot of tea that Zhong Panji drank in one gulp, Mi Hua reached out and tapped a little on the empty teapot, and the teapot was overflowing immediately.He cheerfully put the teapot on Lin Chenchu's hand: "Boy, make tea!" That playful smile was definitely carved out of the same mold as Zhong Panji.

Lin Chenchu: ...

Mi Hua rubbed his gray hair, took a sip of hot tea, and said in his unique slow tone: "I really liked nerds back then, no, it was Da Yin who lived in the wild...but there is Thinking about the experience I have accumulated, there are so many conclusions, if there is no inheritance, wouldn't it be sad?"

Then you go out of the mountain... make so much nonsense.Lin Chenchu ​​rolled his eyes in his heart: "So you just wrote down that "Guiguzi"?"

"It's not the 'book', but the 'set'." Mi Hua took another sip of hot tea: "There are fifteen articles in total, but I only published twelve, and I hid the other three and kept them for later." Gave it to someone who is destined."

"I remembered!" Lin Chenchu ​​suddenly remembered that there were indeed rumors that the book "Guiguzi" was not complete, but...

"But those are written about vertical and horizontal techniques." Lin Chenchu, who had seen his thoughts, coughed dryly, waiting for his next words.

Mi Hua looked at Lin Chenchu ​​with a smile, and couldn't help but poke his fair and tender face—Little Zhengtai's face is really soft, Zhong Panji, that dead boy, is not as fun as the obedient Lin boy..." Spread The one that came out was indeed the vertical and horizontal technique, but the one that was hidden by me was not."

Lin Chenchu, who had been molested and numb, quickly asked: "Then what are the last three articles you wrote?"

Mi Hua withdrew his hand in boredom, as expected, he didn't have the skill of Zhong Panji, and could easily make Lin Chenchu ​​furious.He said listlessly, ""Spells Conquering Demons", "The King of Medicine Helps the World", and... this." He took out a book from his pocket and threw it to Lin Chenchu.

Lin Chenchu ​​took it over and took a look: "Wan, Xiang, Array, Picture, Jipian? Why Jipian?"

"The formation map mainly depends on this," Mi Hua pointed to his head: "You must rely on your imagination, and don't be controlled by a fixed framework. The experience of the predecessors is certainly valuable, so I have some in this book. There are many formation records, but you read the last page..."

Lin Chenchu ​​turned to the last page in response, only to find that the last chapter was empty: "You want me to innovate?"

"Heh," Mi Hua put the teapot that was about to cool down in Lin Chenchu's hand again, "Today I wanted to tease you and Zhong Panji, but I found out that you actually broke through the original framework, what to look for? This 'dry gate' 'kun gate' idea is useful and more comfortable."

He paused, and suddenly asked: "Do you know what Zhong Panji's 'Tao' is?"

Lin Chenchu ​​nodded: "Revenge."

Mi Hua nodded, "That's right, this is his 'Tao'. Although it is not the right way, it can make him more radical. What about your 'Tao'?"

"My 'Tao'?" Lin Chenchu ​​was stunned for a moment, then he suddenly smiled: "I am a person who has died once, and I just want to live. Maybe my 'Tao' is about changing and dying together with Zhong Panji Let's end."

"Then do you think Zhong Panji will still treat you like in the novel?" Mi Hua asked.

Lin Chenchu ​​remained silent, and Mihua looked up at the clear sky: "The center of 'Tao' is a character 'Shou', 'Shou' means the brain, your thoughts. Only you know what you think, but if you I don’t even know what I’m thinking—” He smiled and looked at Lin Chenchu’s amber eyes, which were the same as Zhong Panji’s, looking at him, “Then just look down at the path you’re walking, and the ‘Tao’ will It is the way you walk, and what you do is your way."

"What about your way? Wang Xu." Lin Chenchu ​​looked at the old man and called out his original name.

Mihua smiled kindly: "I used to think that my 'Tao' is the common people in the world, but later I realized: Tao is freedom. How to live comfortably depends on your own choice."

Lin Chenchu ​​looked at the two books in his arms, and smiled: "Mihua, thank you. But your way is really cheating—from now on, nerds should stop worshiping Teacher Cang, and just worship you."

"Hahaha……"

"By the way, didn't you say you hid your book? Why are you here?"

"Hey! Who said that I must hide in caves or pools? I hid those two books in that world, so I can bring this one here in my arms. Okay, let's make some tea, I'm still waiting drinking..."

This wayward old man... is really cute.Lin Chenchu ​​shook his head with a good-tempered wry smile, and started another day of being exploited by the Mihua landlord...

☆、49 Either I am crazy or the world is crazy