Please fall in love with a dangerous god

Yu Zhehong: "Zhuyu Zoo?"

When Shen Xunhua introduced him to the famous scenic spots in Baishu City, the zoo mentioned didn't seem to be called this.He recalled, "I remember... there is a Sanming Zoo in Baishu?"

That zoo seems to be very famous.

Uncle Tong coughed in embarrassment: "Well, this Zhuyu Zoo...is a zoo founded by our monsters. It's normal if you haven't heard of it! It's called the 'Second Zoo of Baishu City'!"

Yu Zhehong checked his phone, but only saw a link to Zhuyu's official website.I clicked it, but it still can’t be opened, a sign turns and turns, and the wording: the server sucks hairy~

Yu Zhehong: "..."

He had a vague premonition of being tricked.

It is called the second zoo, isn't it because there are only two zoos in Baishu City?

The voice of the ring spirit suddenly appeared: "Hehe, do you know that the Demon Association likes to send people to do coolies, but wherever it sends you, no one wants to go."

Yu Zhehong is now very skillful in ignoring and responding to this voice: "If you are so proficient, you must be very experienced. Have you been tricked before?"

The Spiritual Research Institute is a human race's spiritual power research institution, which has some official background and overlaps with the demon association's business.

Ring Spirit: "...Nonsense! I have never been tricked!"

Yu Zhehong sympathetically said: "Aren't you tired when you feel yin and yang all day long? Take a look at the scenery more, it will help the elderly to be healthy physically and mentally."

Jie Ling was so angry that he was half dead: "Old people??"

Yu Zhehong: "After all, I am still a good young man who respects the old and loves the young."

Ring Spirit: "..."

It's closed.

At this time, Driver Tong said: "Here, we are almost there, that Lingshan is!"

Yu Zhehong turned his head to the side, just in time to see the whole picture of Lingshan in the distance.

In the sun, it is a faint blue-green, and the clouds and mist make it as hazy as a mountain in an ink painting.There is also a brilliant golden yellow on the top of the mountain, which is the color of autumn leaves, like a golden top inlaid on jade.

Lingshan is the general name of the mountains that have awakened the spirit vein mine. It is full of aura and is suitable for spiritual life to live.The mountain of Zhuyu is obviously full of aura.

"What a beautiful mountain!" Yu Zhehong had just prepared for Zhuyu to be a small broken garden, when he suddenly saw Lingshan, he couldn't help but marvel.

Driver Tong proudly said, "Of course, the environment in Zhuyu is great!"

But it's so good, how can it not be famous?Yu Zhehong thought to herself.

He didn't know the reason until he got out of the car - because there was no driveway to the zoo at all!

The mountain looks close, but the so-called "Wangshan runs to death" is separated from their location by a ravine.Not only that, the trail was impossible to drive a car at all, it was as narrow as a sheep's intestine and overgrown with weeds.

"..." Yu Zhehong hasn't seen such a retro road for a long time, "Uncle Tong, why is there no flying machine here?"

Driver Tong: "No money... No, there's no need for that!"

He vowed, "The garden will send flying spirit beasts to pick you up! I'll wait with you."

Yu Zhehong: "..."

Your first sentence is exposed!

Flying spirit beasts can't be animals in the zoo, can they? ?

Bo Yin looked at him, implying that it is better to leave directly, Yu Zhehong said: "Wait a little longer."

He was a little curious about the "flying spirit beast".

The three got off the bus and waited by the side of the valley. Suddenly, there was a clear sound from the mountain.

"Wow—"

The song was clearer and more pleasant, startled many birds, slightly hoarse, very characteristic.Driver Tong let out an "ah" and said, "It's Bi Fang!"

Bi Fang?Yu Zhehong: "Is it the legendary bird Bifang?"

"Yes, this is the last Bi Fang left in the whole world, and the higher authorities approved it to be kept in our garden." Driver Tong scratched his head, showing a look of unlucky luck, "I'm afraid we won't be able to wait for the flying spirit beast for a while. When Bi Fang yelled, the other bird tribes dared not fly."

Yu Zhehong: "...Then shall we go over there?"

Driver Tong: "... If you really can't wait, that's the only way to go. I'll show you the way!"

Yu Zhehong: "."

Still can't, he can go directly to the space formation with Mr. Bo, or fly there by the king bird.

"Bi Fang...isn't very good recently. The birds in Zhuyu have been in fear for several months." Driver Tong said in a low voice, without specifying why it was not easy, and then said, "Actually, the birds don't come, There is also a flying spirit beast in our garden that is not affected, but—"

Just as Yu Zhehong was about to ask "but what", she saw a huge black shadow emerging from the clouds not far away.

A black shadow slowly emerged, and it turned out to be a...big tortoise.

Yu Zhehong: Wow!

This tortoise is as big as a truck, its carapace is like black jade, and there are even some fluffy moss growing on its legs and back.Its skin is white, its texture is a bit like that of an elephant, and its mung bean eyes are very docile.

The tortoise stopped in front of them, like a fairy mount in the legend. It raised its head and revealed the wooden sign on its neck. It was very simple, and it read...

Carrying 50 people, 20 yuan a trip, no change.There is also a QR code printed on the side.

Yu Zhehong: "..." suddenly fell into reality.

Bo Yin said: "Crane and turtle?"

This kind of spirit beast has a docile temperament, but this is the first time he has seen someone use them to carry passengers at fixed points.

"Brother is very knowledgeable!" Driver Tong rubbed his paws and said happily, "Crane Turtle is the most stable, but the pace is too slow. There is no other disadvantage except slowing down!"

He wanted to scan the QR code to pay, Yu Zhehong paid first, and said: "No need to send it, just the two of us can go."

Driver Tong also has other tasks, and he was very cheerful when he heard the words: "In a few days, the president and I will invite you to eat fresh fish!"

Yu Zhehong and Bo Yin boarded the crane tortoise, the crane tortoise soared into the wind, shuttled within the clouds, only the breeze was blowing slowly within the carapace, very stable.

It seemed that he was disturbed by approaching the huge spirit beast, and Boyin felt the black cat brought back by Chinnesri Yuzhehong was meowing.

He took the coal ball out of his sleeve and put it into Yu Zhehong's arms: "It's afraid of cranes and turtles."

Coal Ball used to be a stray cat, and was especially afraid of strangers like Shen Xunhua, so Yu Zhehong felt relieved to put it in Chinnes.Hearing this, he hurriedly took the cat: "Balls? Don't be afraid, they can't beat your second dad!"

Bo Yin: "..."

The coal ball was in Yu Zhehong's arms, and the nightmare was also there. The two little guys met each other for the first time, and they were a little wary of each other, but they didn't fight.

Yu Zhehong: "In a few days, seniors will invite us to eat fresh fish, hold on."

He comforted the briquettes, and suddenly thought of a weird question.

Known: Tong Xinran, the puppet cat, and Lu Zhezhe, the president, used to be domestic cats, so they must have a certificate of neutering.

Ask: They cultivated to become demon queens...?

Yu Zhehong: "..."

It shouldn't be still neutered...

He looked at the briquettes and fell into thought, looked at Bo Yin, and felt that it was too silly to ask God about this kind of question.

... When you see Uncle Tong next time, you must ask him!

More than ten minutes later, Yu Zhehong finally saw the Zhuyu brand, no longer afraid of coal balls, yawned, and voluntarily slipped back into Boyin's sleeve.

Yu Zhehong felt that the voyage was pleasant, so he tipped Hegui an extra 20 yuan.The crane and tortoise were very satisfied, smelling the smell of Yu Zhehong, as if thanking them, then turned around and flew away slowly.

Pedestrians at the gate of the park were depressed, and few people were queuing. They walked through the staff passage.

There are monsters in this world, so there is only one criterion for zoos to accept animals: whether they have opened their minds or not.Anything that is not there can be classified into the zoo.

The first thing you see when you enter the garden is the bamboo sea on both sides of the mountain, and the promenade at your feet is also made of bamboo. A glass wind chime with a panda head hangs down from the eaves of the corridor at a certain distance, which is very cute.

Bo Yin had never been to this kind of place. In the age of the gods, some gods liked to keep pets and even invited him to join them, but he was not interested.He never feeds anything, and mechanical life can survive without him after it is created.

But he could see that Yu Zhehong was very interested in this place.

Seeing Yu Zhehong looking around, he felt that this place seemed to have become a little more interesting.

Yu Zhehong said: "The wind here smells like bamboo."

The rabbit lady who led them the way smiled: "Of course, bamboo is the specialty of our Zhuyu. Zhuyu has the most nightmares in the world today, and all nightmares love to eat bamboo."

Yu Zhehong: It really is a panda.

The organization of this world zoo is not much different from that of Yu Zhehong's previous life. Miss Rabbit took them to get their uniforms and introduced them: "I saw the application letter written by the president. Monthly volunteers, rest every Sunday. Now I will take you to see the work schedule..."

In the middle of Miss Rabbit's speech, a Miss Lu rushed out of the corner of the corridor and interrupted her: "Xixi! Bi Fang is calling you..."

As if she just saw Yu Zhehong and Boyin, Ms. Lu paused and didn't continue talking, she only looked at the rabbit named Xixi with anxious eyes.

Xixi also realized that the matter seemed serious, so she made an apologetic expression to Yu Zhehong and said, "It's okay, this is our volunteer. What's wrong over there?"

"...not very good." Miss Lu shook her head, "You go over quickly, I will bring the volunteers."

Xixi hesitated for a moment, Yu Zhehong said: "We can follow Miss Lu."

So she hurried away.

Yu Zhehong also guessed that the matter of Bi Fang must be an important secret in the garden, so she held back her curiosity and didn't ask.He caught a glimpse of a little burn mark on Miss Lu's arm, and a hint of fire aura.

Bi Fang is a thousand-year-old spirit beast, which belongs to fire.

Yu Zhehong asked: "Sister, do you want me to help you heal your injuries? I am of the wood attribute."

"Eh? Ah, okay, thank you..." Ms. Lu was stunned, Yu Zhehong healed her, her expression relaxed a little, and she started to speak, "You should also know that Zhuyu's most precious spirit beast is Bi Fang, even our garden emblem is a Bi Fang bird."

Yu Zhehong knew this, at the time he was curious that Zhuyu's logo was not a panda.

Miss Lu continued, "But...our Bi Fang has not been doing well recently. It has been abnormal for a long time."

But specifically how bad it was, she shut up again.

Soon a few people arrived at the volunteer place. Ms. Lu took out the volunteer clothes and gestured to them: "Oh, this gentleman seems a bit tall. Our plus size was worn away by a group of bear demons yesterday."

Boyin has an adult figure, with a height of 192cm, and is not thin, but has a very well-proportioned and slender figure.

Yu Zhehong: "...Pfft."

Hahahahaha!Teacher Bo will actually be reduced to fighting for clothes with the bear demon one day!

He himself took the lead in putting on the uniform. The volunteer uniform is black and white, exactly the same color as the panda, and has ears on the hat.Yu Zhehong's sleeves are big, with only a little bit of fingertips exposed, really like the two furry paws of a panda.

This size Boyin is not impossible to wear, but it will look cramped after all.

Ms. Lu: "There is also a volunteer costume from a previous event, Mr. Bai, do you see it?"

As she spoke, she took out a... pink suit in the shape of a young Bi Fangniao.

It's big, but it's bound to look like a big pink chick.

Bo Yin: "..."

He's going to take back his words about wanting to go to the zoo.

Yu Zhehong laughed as if poisoned: "Hahahahahahaha!"

He glanced at the volunteer uniform, and then at Boyin's expressionless face, "I can't do it hahahahaha... Teacher Bo, do you want to wear it?"

Rejection was written in Boyin's eyes.

However, each of Zhuyu's volunteer uniforms has a spiritual power logo on it, and it's not just a matter of simply turning one out of thin air to fill up the number.

In the end, Boyin could only accept the pink volunteer uniform, and was carried back by Yu Zhehong.

Ms. Lu also suppressed her smile, and felt sympathy for such a handsome Bingshan guy who wanted to wear a pink chick suit, saying: "Actually, you don't have to wear it every moment, you only have to wear it when explaining to tourists how to lead a team."

That is, to wear in front of people.

Bo Yin's expression became even more indifferent.Fortunately, he thought, he was a changeling now.

"Teacher Bo, let's take a look at today's tasks first." Yu Zhehong smiled for a long time, and opened the form pretending to be serious, "Um...huh??"

He paused, then raised his head to look at Bo Yin.

Bo Yin had a bad feeling again.

Yu Zhehong: "Today's task is for bears...ah no, nightmare, shovel shit."

Bo Yin's face darkened: "..."

The author has something to say: #乡村民工青年运动城市被悠悠成火费工#

#Does the cat demon have balls?#

ps: When I was writing panda head wind chimes, an expression pack suddenly appeared in my mind...

Me: No, definitely not like that!It's a cute Q-version avatar!

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