Please fall in love with a dangerous god

Yu Zhehong couldn't help laughing, let Teacher Bo be the shit shovel officer, what kind of crazy idea is this!

He took a sneak peek at Bo Yin.Well, the heart is still white, which proves that the person is in a good mood.

His face was still dark.Mouth and body integrity!

Miss Lu couldn't help laughing, and said, "Come with us."

She kindly explained, "Because I'm a newcomer, I can't directly contact the nightmares as soon as I come up. But if you behave well, you can feed the nightmares."

She led the two of them to the spirit beast dormitory of the nightmare.

The nightmares had already been taken out by the breeders, so what Yu Zhehong faced was just an empty dormitory for spirit beasts, with clusters of mosaics scattered on the ground.

In all fairness, the poop of nightmares doesn't smell bad.After all, they are spirit beasts, and their essence is still different from pandas. Their diet structure is even simpler than that of giant pandas, and the green poop even exudes the fragrance of bamboo.

——But no matter how fragrant it is, it’s still poop.

Miss Lu had other things to do and left the two of them here.Yu Zhehong put on his gloves and made a fist to cheer up Boyin: "It's okay, they are all picked up with tools, and you don't need to touch them personally."

This animal house is very large, and there are cages connected to it, so it takes a lot of effort to clean it.

Boyin remained expressionless: "...stop."

He looked at Yu Zhehong, sighed softly, and then raised his hand.

Ding--

The subtle sound of machinery spread in the air like water waves.Yu Zhehong raised his head, and saw a huge blue teleportation array appearing above the animal house, and silver-white mechanical tentacles protruded from the array.

Then, the ruler crawled out from the formation and fell to the ground.

One, two... a total of thirteen mechanical octopuses fell down neatly, surrounded by Bo Yin.

There was a clear sentence written on Boyin's face: It is impossible to clean up, and the only way to cheat is to use the ruler.

Yu Zhehong felt a sense of awe towards Teacher Bo: "Won't it be discovered?"

Now the cleaning robots blessed by the spirit array have been developed very well, but these are not installed in the spirit animal zoo, they are still artificial.Because the breath they emit may alarm some timid animals, and few manufacturers are willing to produce pure robots, it is better to do it manually.

Bo Yin: "No."

So next, Yu Zhehong began to watch the dominators who were majestic and majestic... Picking up poop for the nightmare.

Just like the tree planting in Chinnes last time, it was a rare and wonderful scene.

Their efficiency is really high, a mechanical octopus has ten tentacles that can work simultaneously, very agile.

As Bo Yin said, the appearance of these rulers did not disturb the animals.

Without any sense of existence, a group of tool octopuses with no emotion.

Thanks to the help of the rulers, all the animal houses were cleaned in less than an hour.The leading ruler offered the cleaned tools with two tentacles, like an angry little daughter-in-law.

"..." Yu Zhehong glanced at the schedule and said, "Well...the original schedule was to clean the animal house for four hours, but we finished it ahead of time. Then there is... throwing bamboo? "

The recipe of the nightmare is basically the same as that of the panda, and the staple food is bamboo.Fibers are easier to eat after the bamboo has been shattered, so this is a must.

According to the original arrangement, this work must not be done by the two of them alone, it must be done together when other volunteers come over from shift.

But now, Boyin said, "Do it."

The rulers listened to the order, waved their powerful tentacles and began to beat the bamboo. For a while, the sound of crackling echoed in the animal house, as if setting off firecrackers during the New Year.

The sound was so loud that even the birds were startled.

Yu Zhehong had nothing to say and started applauding.

It didn't take long for this work to be completed, after all, in a sense, beating belonged to the dominators' old profession.

Then Yu Zhehong heard Boyin say: "Invisibility."

The rulers cheered up, stood in a row, and hid themselves against the wall.The silver-white machinery on his body gradually merged with the wall, making it completely invisible.

Yu Zhehong: "..."

This is so skillful that the listener is sad and the hearer sheds tears.

When Ms. Lu came to check it, she was shocked, and she looked it over carefully: not only is it done well, it is almost impossible to find any faults, and it is so fast!

She raised her head and looked at Boyin with complicated eyes: "Little brother, do you often clean at home?"

Bo Yin: "..."

He said coldly, "No."

Yu Zhehong laughed to death: "Hahahahahaha! That's right, he is!"

No, Ms. Lu didn't ask how they did it. There are so many talented people in the world. What if this person is really good at cleaning?

Boyin didn't want to be seen as a god who was good at cleaning.

Ms. Lu glanced at her watch and said, "There are still about two hours left, you go with me to feed the nightmare?"

Originally, according to the rules, the volunteers were not allowed to touch the nightmare on the first day.But feeding this kind of thing does not require touching the animals in person, and a little accommodation can still be made.

The three of them entered the landscape animal house wearing protective clothing.

Miss Lu went in first, looking at Yu Zhehong and Boyin with encouraging eyes.

Yu Zhehong held up two clumps of small bamboos, and placed the bamboo tray in front of the big stone, while he continued to hold the small bamboos and observe secretly behind the stone.

About five or six minutes later, the nightmare appeared.

Yu Zhehong found that the general nightmare and the little guy who was in love with her had different personalities.

Adult nightmares are a bit larger than ordinary cats, about the size of a Norwegian forest cat.They are more withdrawn and less naive than giant pandas.

The nightmare tapir sniffed to confirm that there was no danger, then sat down and began to gnaw on the dream gem.Eat very carefully, just like someone is eating skewers, and the bamboo sticks after eating are scattered on the soft fur belly.

Yu Zhehong: This is pretty smart, knowing not to eat with bamboo sticks.

As soon as he thought this way, he saw the mengmooth eating the dream gem and began to pick up the bamboo stick on his belly to eat.Finally, I picked up the bamboo tray and started chewing.

Yu Zhehong: "."

It turned out to be saved until the end to eat!

Standing behind him, Boyin somehow felt that the spirit beast's eating attitude was somewhat similar to Yu Zhehong's.

This nightmare should be the boss of the group. After it finished eating, the others also came out of the bamboo forest.

A little nightmare crawled up in front of Boyin, tilted its head, then hugged Boyin's calf, stretched out its little paw and waved forward.

With a "slap", it landed on Boyin's calf.

Because Boyin was very relaxed now, and didn't do anything to defend himself, the little nightmare's claws cut a hole in his robe.

The god didn't seem to expect it, paused for a moment, and looked down.

...a very soft little animal.

Like Yu Zhehong.

Yu Zhehong stopped moving.

... Teacher Bo wouldn't feel offended and crush it to death, would he? ?

He wanted to open his mouth to smooth things over, but Bo Yin frowned and was not angry, as if he felt a little difficult.

Then...with a paralyzed face, he took a step back.

But Boyin took a step back, and the little nightmare fell forward with a "piaji".It made a buzzing sound, continued to move forward unremittingly, sat down on Boyin's shoes, and hugged his legs without letting go.

Yu Zhehong: "..."

Bo Yin: "..."

Yu Zhehong didn't expect that in his lifetime, he would be able to see the look of a dilemma in Teacher Bo's eyes.

Miss Lu laughed, stepped forward and hugged the little nightmare, and said to it: "This brother is not good, we don't want to play with him."

……

The two fed Miss Lu for a while, and then visited other animals. The zoo was about to close.

Yu Zhehong and Boyin's volunteer time is not limited to this day, and they will come to work as usual tomorrow.

In the evening, Tong Xinran called to ask if he wanted to pick it up. Yu Zhehong said, "No, we can go back by ourselves. It only takes a few minutes."

——For fear of scaring Driver Tong, what he didn't say was that Teacher Bo took him with him, and he was able to move to his home in a few seconds.

"Huh? So fast?" Tong Xinran was stunned for a moment, and said, "Okay. Then you all sleep well, and work harder tomorrow."

Going back in a few minutes, that can only be done with strong spiritual power.

He hung up the phone, and couldn't help but think, this must be some important person on board, right?

Chairman Lu only said that they were going to adopt the nightmare and heal the dead tree, but did not say the specific identities of the two.

Have they finally changed their fortunes?They Zhuyu Zoo waited for the legendary top investment? !

Tong Xinran unknowingly changed into his original form, and a big cat fell into a dream in the cat's nest.

……

When Yu Zhehong arrived home, Shen Xunhua was still working on the manuscript.

She raised her head, looked at Bo Yin, then at Yu Zhehong, and said in the voice of a single social animal in front of people with boyfriends: "Little Rainbow, the list will be over in three days, have you drawn your manuscript yet?"

She is also a manga author, why is she so sad.There is no boyfriend to accompany her to go out to play in the mountains and rivers, and to adopt small animals.

"..." Yu Zhehong said, "I haven't painted yet. I'll catch up right away!"

Shen Xunhua gloated: "Look at your phone, your editor must be rushing you."

As soon as Yu Zhehong went online, she received indiscriminate bombardment from Miss Xiaoming:

【renew!renew! ! 】

[Readers have been urging for 800 years, pity them! 】

[More, more, the author's lifeblood, or it will be cut off. 】

【knife/】

Maybe it was because Yu Zhehong didn't reply, Xiaoming finally gave up and gave Yu Zhehong an ultimatum a few hours after sending more than a dozen messages: [This time, you must not be blacklisted because you don't update it! 】

Yu Zhehong signed the contract only a few months ago, but he has already been blacklisted once.However, his paintings are really good, even if the updates are uncertain, there will always be a large number of readers.

Miss Xiaoming was quite desperate. How could there be no newcomer's diligence in signing a newcomer with such potential!

She didn't know that Yu Zhehong was not a newcomer, but a heartless old fritter who faced reminders.

Yu Zhehong replied [Subordinates obey orders], turned on the computer and started drawing.

Speaking of which, before, he learned how to control distraction from Boyin, and now he is gradually able to use distraction to draw in the paroxysm space.

For spiritual practitioners, the unimaginable thing of "one mind and two tasks" is no longer impossible after reaching a certain level.After he is proficient, he can arrange his daily life without delaying the progress of the comics.

In another world, this is the dream of many cartoonists and authors.

It can be said that metaphysics can change lives!

Yu Zhehong switched to writing, and started thinking about Bo Yin again.

Teacher Bo has a little nightmare, so I don't know if it will be better.Will I have another nightmare?

In his dream, is it still the same now?

This time, he is doing three things with one mind, while thinking about things, while distracting himself from painting and serializing, he is still catching fish in his own pen.

An hour later, dispersion and refraction: 【Come suck sesame dumplings~[picture]×8. [Long picture]]

The picture on this Weibo is a picture of a nightmare, which I found on the official website.

Yu Zhehong can't take pictures of the nightmares for the time being, but the breeders of Zhuyu have been raising them for a long time, and they are already familiar with them. The nightmares are willing to show their body shape to take pictures.

There is also a manga attached at the end, the content is a little nightmare's journey to another world, and the daily life of cute sand sculptures.

As soon as he appeared, the bottom was neatly filled with reminders, only a few comments said: [So cute, did you go to the zoo today?This is a panda? 】

Dispersion refraction: [No, this is a nightmare.I didn't go to the zoo, but I happened to see it when I checked the information. 】

Yu Zhehong didn't want to lose her horse in front of Miss Lu, so she blurred the news that she was going to the zoo.

——But Yu Zhehong didn't expect that this Weibo became popular.

At first, some pet bloggers who sucked cats and dogs on a daily basis discovered this new painter, because the style of painting was really cute and the content was fun, so they reposted it.

But then, someone discovered something: Huh?Where is this zoo? Why haven't I heard of it?

Knowledgeable people discovered another surprising point: Is this a nightmare?Even Encyclopedia doesn't have clear pictures of nightmares, yet there are so many on the zoo's official website! ?

More people sighed: With such a cute town treasure, this zoo is not popular?It's unreasonable!

The author has something to say: Dominator: I have endured too much...