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Bai Qi has a very serious waking up qi.

When the alarm clock rang for the third time, Xu Chenchuan reached out to turn it off, took a deep breath, sat up and began to get dressed.

The last alarm clock was placed on Bai Qi's bedside table, and it proved the wrongness of that decision with its life.When Xu Chenchuan collected the corpse for it, he was shocked by the tragic scene: "How can you do it?"

Bai Qi looked out of the window and settled down.

"I've only seen this kind of thing in TV dramas..." Xu Chenchuan was still thinking about it.

Bai Qi remained silent for a while, and finally said: "I don't remember."

"what?"

"I have no memory of what I did when I just woke up." Bai Qi quietly added, "Don't wake me up."

Xu Chenchuan looked at the wreckage of the alarm clock in his hand, and felt a chill on his neck: "I remember it."

When Xu Chenchuan put on his clothes and got up, Bai Qi just opened his eyes, his dark pupils were looking at a certain place in the void, with an unfathomable expression.Xu Chenchuan turned around and left.

For the sake of personal physical and mental health, Xu Chenchuan will not talk to Bai Qi within 10 minutes after he wakes up.

There was the sound of rushing water and the movement of brushing teeth in the bathroom, Bai Qi's eyes finally focused, he yawned, and turned his head to look at the time.

He stood up and put his legs down on the edge of the bed, the soles of his feet fell to the ground, he stood up staggeringly, took two steps slowly, moved himself to the wheelchair and sat down.When I first woke up, my Qi and blood were not smooth, and I was a little dizzy.

While Xu Chenchuan was still washing his face, Bai Qi steered the wheelchair into the bathroom, reached for the toothbrush, squeezed toothpaste and stuffed it into his mouth.Xu Chenchuan looked at him from the mirror, his hair was messed up, curled up in a fluffy way, and he brushed his teeth expressionlessly, looking a little aggrieved.

Xu Chenchuan couldn't hold back, he burst out laughing, and then frowned again: "Why did you come out in pajamas, it's such a cold day..."

Bai Qi rinsed his mouth and said, "It doesn't matter."

"What should I do if I catch a cold again? Go and put on your coat, or I'll get it for you..."

"Are you the housekeeper?" Bai Qi blurted out.

Xu Chenchuan was bored, so he hung up the towel silently and went to make breakfast.

It is said to be breakfast, but in fact it is toast a few slices of bread and pour a glass of orange juice—the way fake foreign devils eat.On weekends, the two of them leisurely squeezed soybean milk and stewed porridge.

When Xu Chenchuan was spreading jam on the bread, Bai Qi came in. He had already tidied up his appearance, so he didn't go to get the bread, and looked at Xu Chenchuan without saying a word.

Xu Chenchuan was so stared at by him that he felt hairy: "What's wrong?"

"……Feel sorry."

Xu Chenchuan was stunned for a moment before he came to his senses, suppressed a smile and pretended to think seriously for a while, and said, "You wash the dishes this week."

Bai Qi also thought seriously for a while: "Okay."

Xu Chenchuan couldn't hold back anymore, he laughed, walked up to him and bent down: "Actually, I don't even remember what happened when I just got up..."

The rest of the words were blocked by Bai Qi unceremoniously.

*Please don't take the plot in Silly White Sweet Little Theater as part of the text