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Chapter 73
[Extra] Thirty Questions about Cohabitation Question 17: Celebrating a Certain Anniversary
The origin of this meme is a popular Weibo, to the effect that when faced with the life insurance question "what means of transportation does Mr. usually use", you can answer the "wheelchair" to choke him to death, and then a girl circled me and said that she thought of Bai Qi, so I thought The hole is wide open to fish for an article www
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The phone on the table rang.
Bai Qi lifted it up and looked, it was an unfamiliar number.
Usually he would not answer such unknown calls, but Xu Chenchuan said before that he would call.Thinking that perhaps Xu Chenchuan's phone was out of battery and borrowed someone else's, Bai Qi still picked it up.
"Hey?"
"Hi sir, this is China Life Insurance, sorry to take up your time."
"..."
"May I ask what kind of transportation you usually use when you go out?"
"wheelchair."
"...uh...sorry..."
Bai Qi hung up the phone expressionlessly.
A mother and daughter at the nearby table glanced over at the same time.
The waiter stepped forward and asked, "Can I order, sir?"
"Wait a second, thank you."
"Okay." The waiter refilled another cup of tea for him.
Bai Qi continued to sit silently, checking Weibo with his mobile phone.
He hasn't posted on Weibo for three days, and under the notification of the new drama three days ago, comments are rapidly increasing at the moment.
"Paper Crane, I want to give birth to you!!!"
"Happy Birthday Da Da! Thank you Da Da for your contribution all the time, I wish you all the best!"
"I don't know how to celebrate Da Da's birthday, did you go out to play with Xiao Ke Ke?"
"Guan Shan Ju Ju, I want to give birth to you too!!!"
……
Bai Qi clicked on the last comment, and replied: "Here."
[Shuying-Shanglu]: "I hate it~ By the way, why do you still have the time to browse Weibo? Xiao Keke went in to take a bath?"
Bai Qi took a sip of tea.
Xu Chenchuan was called to the company early in the morning to deal with some emergencies, and before leaving, he made an appointment to meet him at this restaurant at noon.Bai Qi drove over by himself, and waited for a long time but no one came.
The phone rang again, and Bai Qi picked it up: "Hello?"
"Hey, guess who I am?" A strange middle-aged male voice said vaguely on the other end.
The tea in Bai Qi's hand froze.
He said, "Son, why don't you come back and see me?"
The mother and daughter next to her glanced over again, and a vegetable picked up by the girl fell onto the table.
The male voice on the other end of the phone choked for a long time before regaining his strength: "Uh, Dad, I've been busy lately... Actually, money is a little tight lately..."
Bai Qi has already stopped.
Resting his chin in one hand, he refreshed the Weibo page, and the comment area was already overwhelmed by shouts calling Shanglu's integrity home.
Bai Qi started sending text messages to Xu Chenchuan.
A text message has not been finished, and there is a new call.
"Hello sir, our records show that you haven't paid your internet bill for this month—"
"Yeah, I'm broke, just bought a bottle of sleeping pills and thinking about life."
……
Call ended.
Bai Qi looked up at the entrance of the restaurant.
He is a little unhappy.
The unhappy Bai Qi's face became even more gloomy, his dark eyes and pale face looked like the work of a world-weary painter.
The girl at the next table peeked at him for a long time, and finally plucked up the courage to say, "Well... did you really buy sleeping pills?"
"..."
Her mother knocked her: "Don't talk nonsense!"
The girl pursed her lips, and suddenly said loudly: "Don't give up! Life is beautiful! You will definitely meet someone who makes you happy! Before that, don't give up easily!"
"…………"
Now everyone around the restaurant glanced over.The girl was reprimanded by her mother in a low voice, be honest.
The waiter came from behind: "Is this the table?"
"Yes, that's him, thank you."
When Bai Qi turned his head, Xu Chenchuan had just been led over by the waiter, with a paper bag in his hand, his forehead was covered with sweat.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, my phone is out of battery. I thought I'd arrive soon so I didn't borrow the phone to call you. I didn't expect traffic jams on the road." Xu Chenchuan apologized before he could catch his breath, "How long have you waited? right?"
"...It's okay, I just arrived too."
Xu Chenchuan sat down opposite him, opened the paper bag and said, "The cake I ordered a few days ago, I just stopped by to pick it up, but unfortunately, the brakes on the road slammed and it broke a bit. Do you want to have a look?"
Bai Qi's heart tightened, and he blurted out: "Drive slowly."
Xu Chenchuan was stunned for a moment, then smiled and said: "Well, don't worry."
Bai Qi looked down at the small round cake in the translucent box, and there were two small people holding hands drawn on it.The bottom row of small characters in small round type: "Happy Birthday Bai Qi-Chris."
"Do you like it? It seems a little naive, I blame me for not making it clear." Xu Chenchuan was a little nervous on the other side.
Bai Qi took his hand that was on the table, raised it to his lips and kissed it.
Xu Chenchuan's old face flushed suddenly, and he glanced around: "Hey, I was seen..."
Bai Qi followed his gaze, and the girl at the next table was staring at him with wide eyes.
The girl met the eyes of the two and realized that she had been peeping all the time, so she quickly withdrew her head and ate.Her heart beat as she thought about the scene she saw just now, and after a few seconds, she couldn't help but glance again.
The young man who laughed before saying anything was already looking down at the menu, while the man in the wheelchair was still looking at her.The girl was startled, but saw him nodding to herself.
The girl went in without knowing it, but the other party turned his head and ignored her.
She struggled to recall for a while, and felt that the arc of the man's thin lips just now could be regarded as a smile.
The origin of this meme is a popular Weibo, to the effect that when faced with the life insurance question "what means of transportation does Mr. usually use", you can answer the "wheelchair" to choke him to death, and then a girl circled me and said that she thought of Bai Qi, so I thought The hole is wide open to fish for an article www
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The phone on the table rang.
Bai Qi lifted it up and looked, it was an unfamiliar number.
Usually he would not answer such unknown calls, but Xu Chenchuan said before that he would call.Thinking that perhaps Xu Chenchuan's phone was out of battery and borrowed someone else's, Bai Qi still picked it up.
"Hey?"
"Hi sir, this is China Life Insurance, sorry to take up your time."
"..."
"May I ask what kind of transportation you usually use when you go out?"
"wheelchair."
"...uh...sorry..."
Bai Qi hung up the phone expressionlessly.
A mother and daughter at the nearby table glanced over at the same time.
The waiter stepped forward and asked, "Can I order, sir?"
"Wait a second, thank you."
"Okay." The waiter refilled another cup of tea for him.
Bai Qi continued to sit silently, checking Weibo with his mobile phone.
He hasn't posted on Weibo for three days, and under the notification of the new drama three days ago, comments are rapidly increasing at the moment.
"Paper Crane, I want to give birth to you!!!"
"Happy Birthday Da Da! Thank you Da Da for your contribution all the time, I wish you all the best!"
"I don't know how to celebrate Da Da's birthday, did you go out to play with Xiao Ke Ke?"
"Guan Shan Ju Ju, I want to give birth to you too!!!"
……
Bai Qi clicked on the last comment, and replied: "Here."
[Shuying-Shanglu]: "I hate it~ By the way, why do you still have the time to browse Weibo? Xiao Keke went in to take a bath?"
Bai Qi took a sip of tea.
Xu Chenchuan was called to the company early in the morning to deal with some emergencies, and before leaving, he made an appointment to meet him at this restaurant at noon.Bai Qi drove over by himself, and waited for a long time but no one came.
The phone rang again, and Bai Qi picked it up: "Hello?"
"Hey, guess who I am?" A strange middle-aged male voice said vaguely on the other end.
The tea in Bai Qi's hand froze.
He said, "Son, why don't you come back and see me?"
The mother and daughter next to her glanced over again, and a vegetable picked up by the girl fell onto the table.
The male voice on the other end of the phone choked for a long time before regaining his strength: "Uh, Dad, I've been busy lately... Actually, money is a little tight lately..."
Bai Qi has already stopped.
Resting his chin in one hand, he refreshed the Weibo page, and the comment area was already overwhelmed by shouts calling Shanglu's integrity home.
Bai Qi started sending text messages to Xu Chenchuan.
A text message has not been finished, and there is a new call.
"Hello sir, our records show that you haven't paid your internet bill for this month—"
"Yeah, I'm broke, just bought a bottle of sleeping pills and thinking about life."
……
Call ended.
Bai Qi looked up at the entrance of the restaurant.
He is a little unhappy.
The unhappy Bai Qi's face became even more gloomy, his dark eyes and pale face looked like the work of a world-weary painter.
The girl at the next table peeked at him for a long time, and finally plucked up the courage to say, "Well... did you really buy sleeping pills?"
"..."
Her mother knocked her: "Don't talk nonsense!"
The girl pursed her lips, and suddenly said loudly: "Don't give up! Life is beautiful! You will definitely meet someone who makes you happy! Before that, don't give up easily!"
"…………"
Now everyone around the restaurant glanced over.The girl was reprimanded by her mother in a low voice, be honest.
The waiter came from behind: "Is this the table?"
"Yes, that's him, thank you."
When Bai Qi turned his head, Xu Chenchuan had just been led over by the waiter, with a paper bag in his hand, his forehead was covered with sweat.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, my phone is out of battery. I thought I'd arrive soon so I didn't borrow the phone to call you. I didn't expect traffic jams on the road." Xu Chenchuan apologized before he could catch his breath, "How long have you waited? right?"
"...It's okay, I just arrived too."
Xu Chenchuan sat down opposite him, opened the paper bag and said, "The cake I ordered a few days ago, I just stopped by to pick it up, but unfortunately, the brakes on the road slammed and it broke a bit. Do you want to have a look?"
Bai Qi's heart tightened, and he blurted out: "Drive slowly."
Xu Chenchuan was stunned for a moment, then smiled and said: "Well, don't worry."
Bai Qi looked down at the small round cake in the translucent box, and there were two small people holding hands drawn on it.The bottom row of small characters in small round type: "Happy Birthday Bai Qi-Chris."
"Do you like it? It seems a little naive, I blame me for not making it clear." Xu Chenchuan was a little nervous on the other side.
Bai Qi took his hand that was on the table, raised it to his lips and kissed it.
Xu Chenchuan's old face flushed suddenly, and he glanced around: "Hey, I was seen..."
Bai Qi followed his gaze, and the girl at the next table was staring at him with wide eyes.
The girl met the eyes of the two and realized that she had been peeping all the time, so she quickly withdrew her head and ate.Her heart beat as she thought about the scene she saw just now, and after a few seconds, she couldn't help but glance again.
The young man who laughed before saying anything was already looking down at the menu, while the man in the wheelchair was still looking at her.The girl was startled, but saw him nodding to herself.
The girl went in without knowing it, but the other party turned his head and ignored her.
She struggled to recall for a while, and felt that the arc of the man's thin lips just now could be regarded as a smile.
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