Our rivers and lakes [Jian San]

At [-] o'clock on Sunday night, just after the big offensive and defense ended, Xia Houdun, who had been drowsy and paddling, was instantly revived with full blood and blue. After returning to the camp after dying, he immediately clicked on a thousand miles of magic - Cangshan Erhai.

[System]: A group of horse thieves sneaked into Cangshan Erhai...

Xia Houdun practiced his super lightness skills and flew happily in the sky, gliding over the Butterfly Spring, and landed on a horse grooming spot accurately. Just as he sat down to meditate, a horse thief brought a pony to refresh in front of him.

ha!ha!ha!No one around!The pony is mine! ! !

Xia Houdun exploded and quickly clicked on the horse thief dialogue, the dragon fights in the wild, the dragon has regrets, beats the dog's head with a stick, pulls the dog to the sky, and hits the double spear... A set of crazy overlord punches, the horse thief fell to the ground spurting blood I'm sorry, Xia Houdun happily rushed to harness the horse.

[System]: Jianghu Kuaima Flying News, the knight Xia Houdun captured the 12-level rare horse "Lightning" colt in Cangshan Erhai Lake, given time, this colt will grow into a BMW horse that roams the rivers and lakes!

Open the backpack and look at the black pony. Xia Houdun is very satisfied. Qingyan clothing is a new service that has just reached the full moon. The lightning pony is 2 gold. After selling this pony, he has 2.1 gold in his bag. , soon you will be able to save 80 yuan, become a sharp player, serve as a camp commander, reach the pinnacle of life, marry Guo Weiwei, the wonderful future is really exciting just thinking about it~~~

At this moment, a string of "..." suddenly floated beside him, interrupting his life thinking.

Xia Houdun turned his angle of view unhappily, and found Wan Hua, who was lying on the ground next to him in a gorgeous dress and wide sleeves, his eyes fell on his name, and he couldn't help being startled, Blue and white words?

The familiar name made his breathing quicken suddenly, and he typed in the dialog with his little finger trembling slightly.

Xia Houdun: Young man, what is your real name?

Blue and white words: Young man, do you think I will tell you?

In the sky, a girl from Qixiu floated by holding an umbrella, and when she landed and meditated back to her strength, a line of words floated above her head: guarding the corpse and asking her real name, the GAY gang really shameless!

I go!Xia Houdun didn't bleed out, and was about to type to refute, Xiuxiu stood up in minutes, galloped out with a butterfly foot, and flew away with a big light effort, and a sentence floated in the empty sky: Brother GAY, shameless!Brother Hua~~~

"Wow~~" Qinghua Ci got up cutely, sat on the ground and returned to blue and blood.

Xia Houdun felt that it was necessary to justify his name, so he typed very seriously, "I didn't guard your corpse at all!"

"Well, you're just asking someone's real name, damn."

"!!!" Xia Houdun felt bad all over, "Sister, don't make trouble, you were killed by a horse thief."

"I was beaten to death by Haoqi," Qinghua Ci said stiffly, "I was a horse thief as soon as I died."

Xia Houdun: ...

Blue and white words: Then you flew here.

Xia Houdun: ...

Blue and white words: Then you drive the horse thief away.

Xia Houdun: ...

Blue and White Ci: Then you caught lightning!Also, I am a man, thank you.

Looking at the long-haired Hua brother in front of him, Xia Houdun silently wanted to play with the boys. Girls probably like to call themselves men. Ten Hua brothers and nine monsters, especially this one, I emphasized it a bit, and it is basically You can be sure that the girl is correct.

As a beggar gang that everyone hates, seeing girls from the three professions of Qixiu, Wanhua, and Wudu could hardly express his excitement on his knees. Put the foal on it.

Blue and white words to cancel the transaction, "What does this mean?"

"Please bind milk~~" Xia Houdun thought for a while, and still put on a pleasant wavy line. After speaking, he felt that he was not sincere enough, so he clicked on the emoji language, and half a second later, the recent chat channel swiped out a sentence——

Xia Houdun gently licked Qinghuaci's face.

Blue and white words: ...

"Tie grandma~~" Xia Houdun clicked on the transaction again, secretly thinking that this Wanhua has the title of villain's 7th rank of battle, but is wearing a tattered Huajian mission outfit. Presumably all the prestige is spent on the milk outfit. It's been just over a month since the server was launched, and you can reach level 7, Emma, ​​this is a sharp big boob!

If you can become your own bound milk, then... the bo needle of love!Love the spring mud!Love the stitches!Everything is no longer a problem!

Xia Houdun's saliva was drooling, and he thought that he would soon be a gang of beggars with bound milk, and from now on, one Dun three!Singled out the Haoqi League!Thanks to the lord!Laughing and drunk, get out of the skill bar! ! !

Really proud.

︿(￣0￣)︿ Even if he gave his most beloved big bird to Hua Ge to ride on his crotch, it would be no problem.

I saw Qinghua Ci put 2 gold into the transaction box, and clicked the transaction.

Xia Houdun wagged his tail: I don’t want money, I’ll give it to you, I just ask for grandma’s pity~~~~

The blue and white words gave out a smiling expression: This flower already has an owner, so don't beggars to flirt with you.

Phew... The ambitious Xia Houdun seemed to have his valve plug pulled out in an instant.

Qinghua Ci added him as a friend: Confirm the transaction, sell this horse to me.

Xia Houdun gave him something sincerely, and refused, "I'd better give it to you. If you haven't been mauled to death by Haoqi, this pony must be yours. It's fate that we can get to know each other once. We will see it in the wild in the future. Don't worry." Just forget about the milk and I’ll just take a sip.”

Blue and White Ci didn't say too much, and accepted the pony cub without hesitation, clicked on his equipment to look at it, and put a few enchantments in the trading box, "Thank you very much."

"By the way, who is your bound DPS?" Xia Houdun gossiped.

"It's my love." Qinghua Ci stood up and calmed him down, and began to read a thousand miles, "He doesn't like to catch horses, so I'm leaving to help him fight."

"Hey, there will be a period later," Xia Houdun turned his camera and watched Brother Hua's elegant figure disappear into the sky, thinking that this girl's love affair is not interesting enough. If it were me, my wife likes to catch horses, so I have a big deal I have to put it down to accompany her, otherwise, with her tattered floral attire, I am afraid that she is not here to catch the horse, but to give away the head.

Just thinking about it, suddenly there was a beep in YY, and he was dragged to the guild hall, and the slightly irritable voice of the vice-guild leader Ye Zibing came from the speakers, "Xiahou, come to Kunlun to fight."

Before the voice fell, a system prompt suddenly appeared: Yima Express, the [Relentless] gang has launched a one-hour gang war with the [Beiming Xiaoyao] gang. Members of the two gangs will compete in the competition area. Who is more skilled? Let's wait and see!

Xia Houdun clicked his tongue, "Why are you fighting with mercy?"

They, Beiming Xiaoyao, started late due to various reasons, and are currently ranked sixth in the PVP gang in the Valley of the Wicked, and Lianqing is one of the best PVP gangs. If they are beaten in the wild, Beiming will be beaten into cakes.

Ye Zibing cursed in YY, "Be merciful to that Yan Chengshang who was picking up ice souls in Kunlun, but he couldn't grab me and Brother Feng, and he went on a vendetta. I offered a bounty to kill him once and started a gang war. Mahler Gobi's hand is not only handicapped, but also an idiot. Xiahou, hurry up and join the group, we will play 1 in the league."

Yancheng Shang?Xia Houdun thought about it for a while, and vaguely remembered that it was a merciful management. He thought that picking up task items, such as simple Internet speed things, would make him start a gang war, and his behavior was a bit weird.

So I clicked on Ye Zibing to join the group, and was directly pulled to Kunlun Xiaocang Forest by a big gang banner. There was a lot of fame in front of my eyes, and the warmonger's blood boiled instantly, and my hands seemed to be out of control. A red name rushed over happily.

Long Yue Yuyuan, Linglong turned the river, Shuanglong took water, Longyou heaven ... Duntun slammed ... It was like eating Hyun Mai, and he couldn't stop at all!

As a new sect launched after level 90, the beggar gang has a quite different style from the other nine sects. He introduced the combo style of the ACT game, which has a strong sense of attack and stiffness. Once caught by the beggar gang, It's just a frenzied slap, slap, and beat the opponent's nose and face swollen and rolling around, without dignity.

It's really a rather annoying sect—by all the nannies who pay more attention to beauty than life.

No matter what other people think, Xia Houdun is quite happy anyway, giving full play to the characteristics of the beggar gang-specializing in beating nurses, and starting unlimited combos when he clicks on a beautiful treatment.

Rolling all over the floor—Dun Dun Dun—Blood all over the screen—Dun Dun Dun—Hit to the sky—Dun Dun Dun—Look at my beautiful roundhouse kick—OK, who will hit next?

Suddenly, the name on the screen was grayed out, and he was so excited that he died suddenly. This feeling was as sad as premature ejaculation. Xia Houdun wailed, "Why is there no one to milk me?"

"You are running around in the celebrity circle like a mad dog, who can milk you?" A nanny in YY said helplessly, "I have to let you go."

Xia Houdun was depressed. Seeing that there were still 5 seconds left before the resurrection, he subconsciously clicked on the battle record to see who took his head, and then the mouse dropped, and the battle record read: Shang Yangzhi of Blue and White Ci (Knowing Heart) ) deal 407 damage to you.

Blue and White Ci's Burning Stones deal 639 damage to you.

You are badly wounded.

Xia Houdun felt the malice in the world, and the blue and white words he hooked up with just now belonged to a hostile gang? ? ?

Wait... This amount of damage is the method of leaving the heart?Was his head robbed by a milk flower?

He lay on the ground and turned his angle of view, and finally found the gorgeously dressed and wide-sleeved brother Hua behind the crowd, stared at him silently for 2 minutes, and found that this guy was a little wretched, he had been hiding behind the crowd to give blood to the merciless, read the article During the time, he switched targets very quickly. Once he found that Beiming's people had residual blood, he immediately pointed at Shang Yang and burned them all to grab their heads, and then continued to add blood to the merciful people as if he had done nothing.

"Tsk, this milk flower is a bit tricky," a person in YY said suddenly.

Xia Houdun moved his ears and turned on the microphone quickly, "Which one?"

"Blue and white Ci," the man admired, "this girl's little Qinggong is so sharp, she can't control it at all."

"Fucking girl!" The deputy gang leader Ye Zibing sneered, "He is a man. I have sparred with him, and I was slipped away for more than ten minutes. The Tibetan sword with the same equipment level can't kill him at all. I still use PVE weapons."

"Damn it!" the man howled, "Is he a man who has a relationship with Yan Chengshang? Damn, you're gay!"

With his howl, YY suddenly boiled over. The Beiming Xiaoyao gang has attracted many girls because of the leader's outstanding personal charm, but there are very few girls who are serious and romantic, because they all call themselves Father!

Speaking of these girls, we have to talk about the game JX[-] first. When many games such as X Spirit, X Beauty World, X Miao Journey, etc. use sexy and exposed female characters to attract male players, JX[-] The three go against the path, Tiance pure man?Take off!Monk abstinence?Take off!Beggar gang tyrant?Take off!What about deep V, beautiful legs, mermaid lines... A game of consuming male sex, how can innocent girls control it?The screen has already licked the zebra crossing.

Of course, there are also many men silently licking the screen, and there are quite a few of them.

The gang battle is not over yet, Bei Ming’s YY has already gone off topic, many girls gossip about this blue and white word, hey, I fought the battlefield with him, hey, I planted the flag with him, hey, I was milked by him when I did the task After one sip, the man's milk is really sweet~~

"Cough," Xia Houdun was a little delicate in his heart, and cleared his throat, "I said, don't gossip like this, love is not equal to boyfriend and girlfriend, it's just playmates with a better relationship. Not necessarily gay."

"Scumbag!"

"Three views are not correct!"

"See you in the wild!"

Immediately, there was a lot of condemnation on YY, and the girls opened mics to condemn Xia Houdun's three views, "It doesn't mean that boyfriend and girlfriend need love? It's better to be relatives and friends! Love is boyfriend and girlfriend!"

Xia Houdun was speechless with one condemnation after another, "I, I, I... I just said that someone has this view, and it's not me..."

"It's you, scumbag!"

"Misjudged you, the three views are not correct!"

"I won't milk you anymore, see you in the wild!"

"I'll go!" Xia Houdun wanted to cry but had no tears, thinking that I was just saying something for Qing Huaci, who did I provoke?He silently shut his mouth and concentrated on killing people, thinking in his heart that the girls are too scary, it's better to have a red name, infinitely dun dun dun... Huh?

I saw that after I hit the dog's head with a stick, the opponent decisively released a star building, read two game needles on the spot during the 4-second control-free time, and then the Taiyin finger teleported around the back, took the time to give the teammate a spring mud flower protection, and turned back to the cloud , Changing the direction is another Taiyin finger, a set of skills flows smoothly without gaps, and the person is already 30 feet away in an instant.

This shocked Xia Houdun, who was used to beating milk, on the spot. The profession of the Beggar Gang is known as an expert in breastfeeding. Wanhua of Tiaogu?

Xia Houdun opened the equipment interface, looked at the hot enchantment on the equipment, and sighed in a very sad mood, "This blue and white word is really sharp."

Ye Zibing laughed loudly, "Why do I feel a little sorry to hear your voice?"

"It must be a pity," Xia Houdun said angrily. The person who only accepted his love cub half an hour ago would stand behind his enemy and desperately increase blood. Can this be tolerated?

After hearing his experience, Ye Zibing almost twitched with a smile, and shouted maliciously, "There is no corner that cannot be dug, only the mistress who doesn't work hard, my dear, Kuaiai went to San Yancheng Shang!"

Xia Houdun was speechless, "I just want a bondage tit, not a romantic relationship with him!"

Ye Zibing's voice was innocent and innocent, "I just want you to break their bond, and I didn't say to break their relationship, you little girl, my dear, what shameful things have you imagined."

"Please! Don't! Make trouble!"

"But to be honest," a person in YY suddenly said, "That idiot Yan Chengshang is really no match for our Xiahou, does he dare to go out in the wild without milk? Vegetable comparison!"

Ye Zibing said, "He didn't bring any milk today, and he brought a Tang Sect, a high-cold cannon sister with him."

That's because his bound milk was catching horses with his brother in Cangshan and Erhai, Xia Houdun felt a little proud.

Shit, no, what do I want this sense of superiority for?

"Is that Pao sister called Huolian?" A girl called out, "Let me tell you, blue and white Ci is going to be green. I was asking Poe with my love in the middle of the night, and saw that Huolian gave Yancheng Shang releases the heart of true orange."

Xia Houdun's heart skipped a beat, the real orange heart, a virtual firework in the game, 9999 gold each, has always been a must-have weapon for dating girls.

Blue and white words want to be green?

Although it was just a chance encounter, Xia Houdun really didn't want to see any of his friends being let down, and he was a little self-deceiving, "Maybe he's just a joke between relatives and friends."

"Then why don't you play one for me?"

"..."

"Hmph!" The girl was angrily, "You will know when the blue and white words are three, men are scum!"

"...Ah hello," Xia Houdun was in a bad mood.

He has always thought that playing games is the real thing, killing people and messing with people. Qingyuan, Xiaosan, and 818 are all leftovers from playing in the real world, which is meaningless.

It wasn't until he learned that Yan Chengshang had cheated and was caught and dumped Qing Hua Ci that he realized how could someone play such a good game in such a mess?

The author has something to say: ——Some of the characters in this article come from the e-sports novel "Youth Tour" Glossary:

①大攻防：剑网三中每周六、周日中午13:00-15:00和19:00-21：00时段内进行的大规模合法械斗，其精髓就是浩气盟和恶人谷各出400人围观双方指挥为时两小时的搅基。

②Cangshan Erhai Lake, Butterfly Spring, Kunlun, Xiaocanglin: the map of Jian Wang No. 1 Middle School, one word—beautiful, two words—very beautiful, three words—fried chicken beauty ④Battle rank: similar camp points, Settlement every Monday, from tier 14 to [-], the higher the battle tier, the more equipment you can buy.

⑤ Enchanting: It can be attached to the equipment to increase some attributes.

⑥PVP: People beat people

PVE: People fight monsters

⑦ Bo Needle: Thousand Flowers skill, increase external defense by 150 points, recover 5% HP after receiving 20 attacks Spring Mud: Thousand Flowers skill, reduce damage by 60%

Stitching Needle: Myriad Flowers Magic Skill, when the qi and blood drop to 1%, restore 50% of the blood volume

Laughing Drunken Maniac: Beggar Clan's magical skill, punching drunken fists on the spot, reducing damage by 70% during the process, and full of blood and mana after the fight.

⑧Guo Weiwei: The main producer of Jian Wang San game, he looks so beautiful, if you don’t believe me, look here↓