Our rivers and lakes [Jian San]

Xia Houdun is a good GAY gang who is diligent and thrifty and manages his family. After spending enough time at Mawei Station every day, he will fly to Chang'an, where the war broke out, to work in a teahouse.

The skills of the beggar gang are cool and domineering, pulling a group of monsters with light kungfu, and then the six dragons dance wildly while the world is full of wine and no dogs fall into the water to beat the dogs... While the monsters are admiring their tattoos and abs, which are so handsome that they have no friends, suddenly A shadow passed by.

Xia Houdun turned the angle of view, and it happened that the long-haired Hua brother in black was pushed to his feet, and he was slapping a Shang Yang finger with a pen in embarrassment.

Blue and white words?

Is he sparring?Xia Houdun finished the wild dogs under his feet, straightened up and looked at the opposite side. It was a cannon lady wearing a lover's pillow, holding a thousand receivers and arrogantly reading the blue-and-white words of Chasing Stars and Arrows.

Xia Houdun stood and watched for a while, and found that the behavior of these two people was a little strange. The equipment in the Qinghua Cihuajian was terrible. Facing a Jingyu Tangmen with a transformation energy of about 40%, he could hardly deal damage, while the opposite one with excellent equipment Sister Pao didn't seem to be in a hurry to kill Qinghua Ci, just like a cat playing with a mouse, she just stood up and read Star Chasing Arrow, using the repelling effect attached to the move to push Qinghua Ci like a ball.

He couldn't help but chatted secretly, "What's going on?"

"Just kidding."

"..."

Is there such a joke?Just thinking about what position to play around with, at this moment a pure yang in white clothes descended from the sky, facing the blue and white Ci, it was a bean-filled Liangyi transformation, and the bloody blue and white Ci suddenly turned into a corpse.

Xia Houdun was taken aback for a moment, and suddenly realized that the blue-and-white Ci had no help, so he subconsciously looked at Chunyang, who was fluttering in white.

——Yancheng Shang.

This idiot!Thinking of the gossip in the guild a few days ago, the mistress and the true orange heart, suddenly an unknown fire ignited in the bottom of my heart, you just refused to be the number one handsome beggar in Qingyan uniform because of such a scumbag Bound tits?

Totally unbearable!

Even if the beggar gang has no advantage in cheering, Xia Houdun didn't think about it at all. After washing the strange point and raising his hand, he joined the Yancheng vendetta, opened a distance of 30 feet, and started the state of drinking immortality. Yue Yuyuan rushed over, directly Long Xiao Jiutian blasted him to give birth to Tai Chi, and then the Shu dog barked at Ri Kang, Long Yougui beat the dog's head with a stick.

Yan Chengshang was stunned by his beating, seeing half of his blood go down, he fell to the ground and became invincible within 8 seconds, and then opened Zi Qi Dong Lai and Hide Your Power, biding his time, and slapped Xiahou Dun desperately.

Xia Houdun immediately escaped from Yan Yuxing, but still ate a Liangyi form. The Anshi Zhichao version of Qi Chun beats people quite painful. Xia Houdun opened the distance and waited for his purple qi to hide his light time. Chun Yang served as a circle The man inside spread the aura all over the floor, and Xia Houdun wandered wretchedly outside the aura, and when his control-free time was about to end, he immediately rushed up to blow up his aura and then 1234 did a set.

In this new version of each other, the two actually fought for more than a minute, until a sentence suddenly popped up on Xia Houdun's screen——

Huolian started a vendetta against you, should you include him in the list of enemies?

Xia Houdun clicked "OK" without hesitation, and then there was a blood dart on the opposite side, and then there was nothing else.

[Guild] Xia Houdun: I was shamelessly robbed of Fatci by Yan Chengshang in Chang'an during the war!

Yan Chengshang hadn't spoken yet, that cold-hearted girl stood on top of Xia Houdun's body, and scribbled out a blank sentence: idiot.

Ding—the secret chat sounded.

[Blue and White Ci] quietly said: Thank you.

You quietly said to [Blue and White Ci]: But I'm dead too, why don't you get up and give me a bite?Just lying on the ground and watching me being beaten to death QAQ [Qinghuaci] said quietly: Have you seen [Jie Yuan Dan], little beggar?Look at the DEBUFF on me.

Xia Houdun selected Brother Hua's body, and saw a negative status hanging under his name: Cut off the pulse-extend the time to wait for the resurrection in situ by 5 minutes.

... What a hatred this is.

You quietly said to [Blue Flower Ci]: I heard that Yan Chengshang was your love...

[Blue and White Ci] quietly said: Hey, little beggar, are you jealous?

You quietly said to [Blue and White Ci]: Help!Life!Don't!Noisy! ! !

After finishing speaking, the corpses on the ground disappeared. Xia Houdun saw that Yan Chengshang and Huo Lian had no intention of leaving, so he also clicked back to the camp to revive.

As soon as he came out of the camp, he received an application from Qinghuaci to form a team. After joining the team, he found that he had switched back to the Lijingxin method. With such a temperamental big milk flower standing beside him, Xia Houdun felt that it was really safe to fry chicken.

Especially this big milk flower told him very considerately: You have been offered a reward.

Xia Houdun raised his eyes and saw a huge reward flashing on the top of the blue and white Ci, and couldn't help being happy.

You quietly said to [Blue and White Ci]: Go, find a place to collect bounties from each other.

Before the two had time to discuss where to go to each other, the elegant figure of Yan Chengshang had already arrived, and the seven stars, four images and two appearances began after spreading the aura... Xia Houdun looked up to the sky and laughed, so what if he offered a reward?So what about exemption?What about an outbreak?

Grandpa Beggar teaches you how to be a man every minute!

Give me a milk, and I can live in the Tang Dynasty!

And now!This milk!Just stand behind my brother! ! !

At this moment, Xia Houdun is possessed by the King of Fighters, dun dun dun, dun dun dun, so cool that he has no friends, what is Jianghu?Jianghu is the resurrection point buried by brother, this idiot of Dun!Can't you offer a reward!Don't you have Tai Chi!Don't you know how to use Ziqi Liangyi?Isn't it bound to the blue and white words!

Didn't he get rolled all over the ground by Ge Dun!

Call you a scumbag!Tell you to find mistress!Tell you to type blue and white words!

It's you, idiot!Think you're the only one offering a reward?

When the Pao sister who used the star-chasing arrow to push the blue and white words came slowly, Xia Houdun had already offered a reward in seconds and then took the reward in seconds. By the way, he pressed Yan Chengshang on the resurrection point and beat him to death.

Yima Express, the gang of [Relentless] has launched a 1-hour gang war against the gang of [Beiming Xiaoyao].

In YY, Ye Zibing yelled, "Why are you mercilessly asking us to fight again? Oh, I'm so scared, are you mercilessly trying to break us up?"

Xia Houdun was helpless, "Sorry, I caused trouble for everyone."

"No trouble, no trouble," Ye Zibing yelled excitedly, "Xiahou, are you fighting in Chang'an? How many people are on the opposite side? Come, brothers, let Xiahou join the team."

"No need for now," Xia Houdun saw that Yan Chengshang didn't seem to want to shout, and felt that he probably just didn't want to be more murderous when he started a gang war, so he said to those friends in YY who were eager to try, "2V2, I also bring a Grandma, there is no disadvantage."

Before the words were finished, the friends turned their tables one after another, "(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻The beggar gang has milk, can this be tolerated?"

"It's still a very sharp temperament flower." Xia Houdun glanced at the blue and white Ci that was standing far away and added blood to himself, and couldn't help but tremble, "Very sharp!"

"This tone... has something to do with it!" Ye Zibing smirked, "I'm going to watch."

"Hey!"

In the next second, there was an extra hidden sword in the team, and the blue and white words put a question mark in the team chat.

[Team] Ye Zibing: Hello Blue and White Ci, how about Blue and White Ci~~~

[Team] Ye Zibing: Ye Zibing lightly licked Qinghuaci's small flat chest

"Damn, what are you licking!" Xia Houdun frowned.

Ye Zibing left a string of wow in the team chat, then left the team gracefully, and said righteously in YY, "Everyone, let's break up, let's break up, don't be a light bulb, Xia Hou is playing blue and white poetry."

"Fuck!!!!!!"

Xia Houdun burst into tears, Nima couldn't wash it off by jumping into the Nanping River.

Yan Chengshang was buried at the resurrection point by Xia Houdun and couldn't get up, so he began to lie on the ground and write white words: "Grass mud horse and dog man and man, a pair of jerks who licked the broken shoes that I don't want to paralyze!"

Xia Houdun suddenly became angry, thinking you idiot, what capital do you have to scold blue and white words?So he stood at the resurrection point and brushed white words with him: What did you eat to make your mouth smell like this?

Don't say that he and Qinghua Ci have nothing to do, even if they really have something, you don't want him anymore, why don't you allow me to?Watching you bully Qing Huaci, a nanny, I'm sorry, Grandpa Beggar, I can't do it!

Ignoring Yancheng Shang's white text all over the screen, Xia Houdun provoked: If you have the guts, get up, lying dead is a J8 man!

[Team] Blue and White Ci: Someone is here, maybe it’s for a bounty

Then the moray plug-in suddenly dinged, showing that four red names were moving this way.

[Team] Xia Houdun: Come one dun for one, come two dun for a pair!

[Team] Blue and white words: Come, take medicine.

No matter how indifferent you are to life and death, Xia Houdun will not do 2V6 things, not to mention that the two of them still have a bounty. Looking at this world, what could be more refreshing than flying away from the enemy with a bounty? ?

Seeing that the red name was getting closer, Xia Houdun chose the blue-and-white Ci and took two steps back. One second before the opponent's hidden sword was thrown at him by a crane, the two picked up the blue-and-white Ci and flew away.

The Beggars' Lightness Kungfu can be called one of the best in Quanjiansan. It is fast and high, and it can also fly people. It is like wearing a leg pendant with blue and white words. It flies to the teleportation point in the blink of an eye. The people tacitly teleported to the Zhanchao Fenghua Valley, and Xia Houdun then picked up the blue and white Ci and flew to a towering mountain peak.

At this time, the language is already cumbersome. The moment it landed, the blue and white words quickly cut through the flowers, retreated from the team, vendetta, and 54321 immediately started.

Seeing that the blood was about to be left, a red name suddenly appeared beside him out of thin air, and he killed Xia Houdun with a single knife, and immediately disarmed and disarmed. Didn't press it out and died.

In the next second, Hong Ming disappeared from his eyes and flew away gracefully.

You quietly said to [Blue and White Ci]: There are assassins, protect... drive...

[Blue and White Ci] Quietly say to you: 2B

You quietly said to [Blue and White Ci]: Mingjiao is simply insane.

[Blue and White Ci] Quietly say to you: He is just a bounty hunter, there is nothing wrong with stroking heads to get bounties.

You quietly said to [Blue and White Ci]: Huahua, you are in such a good mood, okay~~~

[Blue and White Ci] Quietly say to you: ... Where are you?

You quietly said to [Blue and White Ci]: QAQ Datang Prison

[Blue and White Ci] Quietly say to you: ... how much murderous intent?

You quietly said to [Blue and White Ci]: not much, only 220 (ノへ￣,) [crying]

[Blue and White Ci] quietly said to you: [Blue and White Ci] patted [Xiahoudun] on the head lightly.

Murderous aura is a godsend for PVP party members. You can only spend 20 points a day by doing tasks, but people like Xia Houdun can get dozens of murderous aura in just one day. Hurry up, I also killed Yan Chengshang and Huo Lian today, so easy 220 is not a dream at all.

Fortunately, it was already midnight, and he was the only villain being held in Datang Prison. Xia Houdun beat up the little boss Longma, killing everyone badly.

Ye Zibing was the first to find out that he was in prison, and she laughed strangely in YY, "Xiahou, you go to jail honestly, and reform with peace of mind, I will help you take good care of Qinghua Ci sister-in-law."

"Don't make trouble!" Xia Houdun went crazy, "Don't provoke Qinghua Ci, and besides, he is not your sister-in-law!"

Ye Zibing feared that the world would not be chaotic, "Short, isn't your sister-in-law still protecting your weaknesses? Who are you getting murderous about? Who are you provoking Yan Chengshang? Who are you offering a reward for? Who are you going to jail for?"

In the middle of the night, the few living people in YY jumped out every minute, and said in unison, "For! Qing! Flower! Ci!"

Xia Houdun shook his hand.

[Guild] Xia Houdun: I was shamelessly robbed of Fatci by Longma in Datang Prison!

The author has something to say: Zhenshanhe is invincible within 8 seconds. I wrote it as 4 seconds, but I remembered it wrong.