Our rivers and lakes [Jian San]

When Xia Houdun found the blue and white Ci, he was squatting in front of Yu Banxian, and next to him was a Mingjiao girl in red, willow and green novice attire.

[Yinyue Baisha]: [Kan's hexagram is water] I am this hexagram, okay?

[Blue and White Words]: Water is the source of all things, the highest goodness is like water, and water is good for all things without fighting. I suggest you learn to put your mind right, and your future game life will be as pure and happy as a gurgling stream.

[Yinyue Baisha]: (o°ω°O) It's so good!It's the top sign!

[Blue and White Ci]: [Blue and White Ci] lightly touched the head of [Yinyue Baisha]

Xia Houdun squatted aside and watched for a long time, and couldn't help but ask, "Is the water hexagram a good hexagram?" How did he remember that the three hexagrams of Tiandize were the upper sign, and the Kan hexagram was Shuiyue, which is equal to deleting the number?

The old god of blue and white Ci is there, "feudal superstition must be broken."

"How can you lie to someone else's trumpet?" Xia Houdun said angrily, "She is so happy, when she finds out the truth, you say she will be very sad!"

"Have you always been such a virgin?"

"I..." Xia Houdun was corrected loudly by Lei Fei's words, "Please be gentle and considerate, the word Holy Mother has become derogatory, okay?"

Qing Huaci smiled, "I didn't say it was a compliment."

"..." Xia Houdun looked at Brother Hua with an innocent face in front of him, and thought angrily: I will kill you when I leave Daoxiang Village!

[Team] Yinyue Baisha: Master...

"You still accept her as your apprentice?" Xia Houdun was surprised, "Nimma, everyone is your apprentice now, and you still lie to her!"

"Is the hexagram image important?" Qinghua Ci sneered, "It's just a random distribution, where is there any up and down hexagram? I am also a water hexagram!"

The look Xia Houdun looked at him changed from contempt to pity in an instant - it was not easy for this person to play with the curse of Shui Gua for so long.

"It is said on the Internet that the water hexagram is not good. If you don't have anything you want, you can't get it if you touch it. A lifetime of love will be bumpy," Qing Huaci murmured in a low voice, "but so what? If the hexagram image is real and effective, then this It also shows that Xiaobai and I have this destiny, but man is determined to conquer nature, the last thing I want to do in this life is to accept fate..."

San Maomai paired with Su Sui Nian, it was a brutal torture. Xia Houdun turned up the sound of the speaker, "Huh? What are you talking about?"

Qinghua Ci ignored him, but molested the little apprentice on the team channel.

[Team] Blue and white words: Apprentice brother, hurry up and find the coachman to send Yangzhou, Wethu will take you to upgrade.

[Yinyue Baisha] said quietly: Master, is this beggar gang in the team your friend?

You quietly said to [Yinyue Baisha]: What do you think?

[Silver Moon White Sand] quietly said:! ! !Master, are you female?

You quietly said to [Yinyue Baisha]: How could such a handsome brother Hua be a woman as a teacher?

[Yinyue Baisha] Quietly said: There are a lot of female flower brothers. It is said in the post bar that there are ten flower brothers and nine demons.

You quietly said to [Yinyue Baisha]: Is there another one?

[Yinyue Baisha] quietly said: (??.ω′?) is gay! ! !

[Blue and White Ci] gently patted [Yinyue Baisha] on the head.

[Yinyue Baisha] quietly said: I know! ! !

[Team] Yinyue Baisha: Hello, Master!The apprentice has seen the master!

[Team] Xia Houdun: Σ(°△°|||) what horse? ? ?

"My God, what did you tell her?" Xia Houdun was taken aback, "Why did she call me Master? Master is a ghost? Hey, hey, Brother Hua, Qing Huaci! Don't pretend to be absent for me , I know you're listening!"

"Cough, cough." Ten seconds later, Qing Huaci's voice of suppressed laughter came, "Xiaobai is young and ignorant, you, a mature and stable man, still care about her?"

The mature and stable man said that although the name Shi Dae sounds a bit cool, it is intended to mislead the children, so don't call it indiscriminately!

[Team] Yinyue Baisha: Hey, brother, it’s just a title, don’t mind me, I’m going to level up, you and Master take your time.

Seeing the Mingjiao girl running out of sight, Xia Houdun took her into the guild smoothly, and said to Qinghua in YY, "Actually, this girl is quite cute, but of course the premise is that you don't call me master."

"Hey, girl," Qing Huaci meditated in front of Yu Banxian, whispering softly, "It must be a boy who is so cute."

Xia Houdun laughed loudly, "How about a bet? If you lose, just obediently be your brother's bondage, and don't mess with those moths."

Qinghuaci stood up, changed direction and faced the beggar beside him, Xia Houdun suddenly felt guilty, looked at Qinghuaci who was close in front of him, and felt as if he was staring into his own eyes.

Only to hear Qinghua Ci slowly say, "If you lose..."

Xia Houdun's eyelids twitched, and he shouted, "I can't do anything about feelings!"

"Ha ha."

"!!!" Xia Houdun almost wanted to growl, you huh me?You huh me?Are beggars killers of nanny?Ha ha, I be careful, I will put you in the sky!

From the speaker came the voice of blue and white words mixed with electric sounds, "Why are you not talking? Huh? Oh~~ I see, you must be slandering me and wanting to taunt me?"

o((⊙﹏⊙))o. How does he know? ? ?Xia Houdun's full confidence vanished in an instant.

"I'm calling Xiaobai to YY, if it's really a man..." Qing Huaci smiled softly, "Give me a real orange heart."

Huh?It's that simple?Xia Houdun was a little unbelievable, and while surprised, he secretly thought in his heart that Qinghua Ci looks cunning and evil, but he is actually very innocent in his bones. Like little girls, he likes those fancy fireworks.

He opened his backpack and took a look, um, very good, there are 2189 gold, a real orange heart in the trading house sells for 1, and he only needs to ask Ye Zibing to borrow 5, so easy.

No, no... I have to borrow 1, and I have to leave another 4 gold to repair the equipment.

After 2 minutes, Qing Huaci muttered softly, "...Are you really a novice? I haven't even played YY...I'll teach him to download YY first."

The two tossed and tossed for a long time, and suddenly heard a beep in the small channel, and then a young boy's voice sounded shy, "Master, Master...I am Yinyue Baisha..."

"I'll go! He's really a man!!!" Xia Houdun felt bad all over.

"Ah? Are you... Master, Master? Ah, no, bro," Bai Sha was so nervous that his tongue got a little knotted, "I... I am a man, and I have been a man for 18 years!"

"Xiaobai," Qing Huaci's voice was filled with a spring-like smile, "don't pay attention to him, you dun dun is just a funny guy."

"Can you stop calling me Brother Dun Dun?!"

Baisha's clear and clear boyish voice has his own emoji, "~(≧▽≦)/~Brother Hou!"

"Hey," Xia Houdun sighed, "Bajie, you're only level 10, so why do you want to hate you so much?"

You quietly said to [Blue and White Ci]: When this kid reaches the full level, I will definitely kill him! ! !

[Blue and White Ci] said quietly: Wukong, don't make trouble.

You quietly said to [Blue and White Ci]: Nima, this game is too difficult to play, female number, and likes to use kaomoji, how do you look like a cute little girl.

[Blue and White Ci] Quietly said: ... Are you cute?

You quietly said to [Blue and White Ci]: Σ(`д′*ノ)ノ How can I be so cute! ! !

There is nothing to do in the middle of the night, the arena is closed, and the battlefield is also closing time. The Qingyan server has only been opened for two months and it is already a ghost. There is no one in Mawei Station to snatch the bullock cart. The two of them wandered around the world and failed to find Passionate, so I went back to take my little apprentice.

The little apprentice held his swords and flattened his mouth, "I want to upgrade the task."

The blue-and-white words are earnest and seductive, "What is there to do with the task, hurry up and fall into Shishuhu's arms, and let Shihuhu take you to pretend to be and fly you."

"That's it," Xia Houdun chimed in, "You're so wet, you'll be able to ascend to 90, gain unlimited rewards, double experience, single-handedly fight bosses, furious equipment, dragon-slaying knives, just click to get them, classic equipment, and top-quality attributes!"

"..." The little apprentice said weakly, "But... I want to upgrade while looking at the scenery. The NPCs in this game are so beautiful, especially our Mingjiao ones, which are amazing!"

Xia Houdun had a clear expression on his face, "I know Mingjiao's NPCs are all beautiful, you want to lick the male god while doing the task, right? Before there was Yedi Snoopy, and later there was the male god Ding Jun, but Snoopy has I won’t fall in love with you because of the fledgling complex. Ding Nanshen has practiced the Jade Heart Sutra until his whole body is cold and he can no longer OOXX, and he likes the saint Lu Yan’er. Can you compete with Lu Yan'er for the male god by wearing a sexy martial art outfit?"

The little apprentice burst into tears, "~~o(>_<)o~~ Master, can I kick this person out of the team!"

But the rivers and lakes are dangerous. In this cruel rivers and lakes, any cuteness is useless. Qinghuaci doesn't believe in tears. After negotiating for 3 minutes, the cute little apprentice was dragged into the dungeon by the hood.

Xia Houdun mechanically swept away the mobs all the way, and talked in YY, "I said Xiaobai, why are you playing Mingjiao? Although Mingjiao was against the sky for a while last season, it has been cut into dogs this season. , and always go stealthily disarm and steal people's heads in the wild, it's very disgusting, and when you grow up, you won't find love."

Bai Sha bouncingly followed Xia Houdun to pick up money, "I like assassins. I spend most of the time in stealth. The moment I show up is a perfect forceful kill. After slapping people's heads and then leaving quietly, this kind of killing one person in ten steps, The feeling of flicking clothes off after something happened, super burning!"

Xia Houdun couldn't help but think of the Mingjiao who snatched two bounties from himself and Qinghua Ci at the top of Fenghua Valley a few days ago.

It's a pity that he no longer remembers that person's name, but only remembers a pair of swords or something. Alas, these people from the Western Regions in strange clothes, even though they don't understand Chinese, they still choose such a complicated name.

"Besides," Bai Sha continued, "why should I look for Qingyuan? I heard that boys are looking for Qingyuan to buy looks and package points for girls. I'm not rich, so I can't afford Qingyuan. It's good to play together."

Qing Huaci smirked, "You can find a love interest to buy you an appearance package point card. Master wants to live a two-person world with you, Brother Dun."

"Don't make trouble!" Xia Houdun was speechless, "Xiaobai, don't listen to your master. If you really meet someone who wants to buy you an appearance package point card in the future, then you must be more vigilant. We Xiaobai are spicy. How cute, he must have good intentions!"

Xiaobai was dumbfounded, "...huh?"

Xiahou Dunyu educated him earnestly, "The world is very complicated now, especially in this game. There are a large group of weird aunts who are specially hooked up with silly white sweets like you. They not only favor money but also cheat sex. In order to prevent you from being cheated, Dun I want you to remember one sentence—when you meet such a person, please introduce them to me~(≧▽≦)/~”

System: Xia Houdun was kicked out of the team.

"I wipe!"