Our rivers and lakes [Jian San]

The two pulled Xiaobai up to level 50 in one night, and the next day Xia Houdun slept until noon as usual, got up to take care of his appearance, and appeared in the store in a well-dressed manner.

"Boss, what do you want to eat?" The cashier girl looked up at him, then lowered her head and continued watching the TV series.

Xia Houdun poured himself a glass of ice water and kicked the little girl, "Ask the kitchen to get me some pasta, hurry up, I'm starving to death."

"So you woke up hungry again today?" The little girl gave him a white look, and ordered food for him on the computer.

Xia Houdun languished on the high stool with ice water in his arms, "I didn't go to bed until almost three o'clock last night."

"I didn't mean you," the little girl accused loudly with her hands on her hips. "You're already in your third year and you're addicted to games all day long. Is there a wife in the game? Do you know that some customers suspect that you are gay!"

"Hey?" Xia Houdun was surprised, "Who, why do you suspect my sexual orientation? I'm gay and he won't come to eat?"

The little girl said sadly, "Maybe he wants to pursue you?"

Xia Houdun: "..."

"Look at you, you are so old, you have no success in your career, you are addicted to games, and your spirit is listless." The little girl hated iron and steel, "If you continue like this, you will not be able to marry a wife!"

The pasta was delivered, and Xia Houdun just lay on the front desk and ate the noodles, saying indifferently, "I don't want to marry a wife. When I get married, I must find someone I like, but the person I like doesn't like me. If I Finding someone else to marry is another kind of fraudulent marriage. It is too cruel to waste other people's youth and feelings. No one is born lowly. Why should I marry someone who doesn't care about her? .”

The little girl thought for a while, and had to admit, "...you are right, but there are three things that are unfilial and have no descendants..."

"Come on, what a mess," Xia Houdun waved his hand, "Don't add pressure to those who are infertile."

After eating the noodles, Xia Houdun dug a ball of ice cream from the refrigerator, while eating, looked out the window, suddenly his eyes lit up, and the young girl's rippling voice sounded in his ears, "Ah~~~ I'm a god~~~ I'm a god I want to give you a monkey~~~"

Xia Houdun also wanted to be rippling, but there was a person beside him who was rippling to the point of turning into water, so he decided to show his maturity and stability.

Frowning, "What are you barking about? Who's your male god?"

The little girl Tao Xin pointed at a group of people passing by outside the window, trembling, "The most handsome one, the one who is looking forward to the brilliance, the one who is swaying, the one who is all over the country... errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Still so handsome..."

"Who???"

"My words! My statement! The founder of the Dragon Knight team! The manager of the first domestic e-sports team!" The little girl leaned softly on Xia Houdun's shoulder, "My word is a weak attitude, and I just tried my best to turn the tide and stand proudly in the country. The top of e-sports, Pengshan, Zhanqi, WAR3, StarCraft 2, LOL...Among all e-sports, the Wuli Dragonrider team is the richest among the richest..."

Xia Houdun was struck by lightning, and only one line of bloody characters flashed in his mind: Nima!That's my man too! ! !

The waiter boy passed by and seriously considered whether he should resign. Whether a job has a future is definitely related to the boss's IQ!

Watching the back of the speech disappear out of the window, the little girl came back to life on the spot, glanced at Xia Houdun who was still in a stunned state, and put her hands on her hips, "Boss, what state are you in!"

Xia Houdun woke up with a start, blinked his eyes, recovered, stroked his chin thoughtfully, "I think back then, your brother and I were also members of the Dragon Knight team, hey, little girl, what do you think of me going after Chen Ci? "

"No! Yes! Yes!!!" The little sister Tuzki rubbed her face frantically, "My word is the flower that blooms high on the cliff. If you dare to insult my male god, I will hang myself in your house late at night door!"

"Fuck!" Xia Houdun slapped the little girl on the head and shouted, "Work honestly! I'll deduct your wages again!" After finishing speaking, he left full of shock and anger.

Walking out of the store, looking up at the sky, among the tall buildings, the post-match interview of the Dragon Knight team was played on the huge electronic screen in the entertainment city, and Chen Ci talked eloquently to the camera.

——The same eyebrows, the same appearance, but he is different from 15 years ago.

No one will stay in the same year forever, even the appearance will change with the years, only a feeling that you can't ask for, but it will last forever with the passage of time.

At the end of the interview, the camera switched to the commentary on the game. Strange players flashed across the screen. Xia Houdun gave a wry smile, turned and walked away.

When I got home and turned on the computer, Blue and White Ci was not online. It was Saturday, and the gang of warmongers in the guild were fighting a big attack and defense. The remaining two or three kittens were also hanging up. Xiahou Dun waved around and found nothing interesting Yes, so I turned around to find my little apprentice.

While the little apprentice was upgrading in Longmen alone, Xia Houdun directly clicked to form a team, "Let's go, Brother Dun will take you to brush the dungeon."

The little apprentice had tears in his eyes: "I want to do the task."

"What's the use of doing tasks? Ah, what's the use of doing tasks?" Xia Houdun pulled the little apprentice to the YY small room below, and began to criticize the education, "Can doing tasks double experience? Can you fly up to 90? Can you send Tu Is it the Dragon Sword?"

"However, you can't brush a copy."

"..." Xiahou Dun was angry, "Have you lost your courage? Dare to talk back to Brother Dun? Do you know that Brother Dun is the number one handsome beggar in Qingyan suit? He will take you to heaven every minute?"

The little apprentice was shocked, "Doesn't GAY mean gay? Brother Dun, you..."

"Did you really learn Chinese?"

"Σ(｀д′*ノ)ノ Did you really learn English???"

Although 100 million people are unwilling, but power decides everything, the little apprentice finally holds two swords and is thrown into the dungeon by Xia Houdun with a hood.

In the Tianzifeng dungeon of Nanping Mountain, the No. [-] boss can spawn mobs infinitely, and the beggar gang’s group attack skills are quite cool to fight monsters. Xia Houdun is infinite in the mob pile. Count experience at the feet of NPCs.

"Yo~~ Bold lunatic, dare to hook up with Master's man?" A frivolous laughter suddenly sounded in YY.

Xia Houdun shook his hands and killed the No. [-] boss. There were no infinite mobs left to spawn. He stopped and sighed, "I'm startled by you!"

Qing Huaci snorted coldly, "What are you afraid of if you are not guilty?"

"Don't make trouble!" Xia Houdun fainted, "I'm taking Xiao Bai Zifeng, what are you doing?"

"I was scrolling through the post, and everyone said that there will be a Qixi Festival event next week," the mouse clicked on the other side of Qinghuaci, muttering in a harsh electric sound, "The ring given is not bad, better than the one I use now. "

"Huh?" Xia Houdun ordered the little apprentice to follow, and enslaved the little apprentice to run to the No. [-] boss, "What attribute, please send it to me."

"I posted it on the public screen."

Xiahou Dunqie went out to have a look, "The treatment is a PVE ring, you don't even fight in battles, is it useful?"

"Nonsense, it's useless, why should I look at it?" Qinghua Ci said, "Xiaobai is about to reach full level, and then I have to take him to upgrade his equipment. Mingjiao's career that bursts out of you will not die or die will still need to be matched. Some PVE equipment."

Xia Houdun was stunned. He didn't expect this guy to be a competent master. He shook his head and switched back to the game interface to fight monsters. Suddenly, he found himself surrounded by a group of mobs, and the belly-exposed sister Miao was gone.

"Hey, Xiaobai, where are you?"

"Brother Dun..." A pitiful text bubble floated out of the strange pile.

Xia Houdun aggressively killed the group of monsters in seconds without a dog in the world, and then saw the little apprentice's body lying on the ground, his throat was choked, and he suppressed tears, "Little apprentice, you died so badly..."

The little apprentice cried loudly, "Brother Dun, you must avenge me!!!"

Xia Houdun put his arms around the young apprentice's body and cried out in grief, "Why did you die without saying a word? Are you not invisible again? Why don't you turn on invisibility? Why don't you turn on invisibility? Is it difficult to press invisibility? Tell me I, is it hard to press invisibility???" ①Qing Hua Ci almost twitched with laughter, "Nimma... you two are funny! Puff hahaha... funny, don't say you know me when you go out..."

There is no need to fight the next BOSS, let Xiaobai go directly back to the camp to revive and make a dungeon, Xia Houdun takes off his equipment, commits suicide by jumping off the mountain, and returns to the camp to make a dungeon.

As soon as he returned to Nanping Mountain from the dungeon, suddenly the moray plug-in made a ding. Xia Houdun looked up and saw a red name appearing in his sight.

Goose!city!Shame!

Before the brain could react, the hands had already reacted. I saw the streaking beggar go up with a brave cloud + Long Yue Yuyuan.

On the opposite side, Yan Chengshang was dressed in a Taoist robe of pure yang, and the immortal style gave him a nine-level return to one.

Then there was no more, the streaking beggar turned into a corpse and was pushed off the suspension bridge.

Xiaobai cried miserably, "Brother Dun!!!"

"Huh?" Qing Huaci was surprised, "What's wrong with Doubi?"

Xiaobai lay on the suspension bridge at the entrance of the dungeon, stretched out his hand towards the deep bridge, and sobbed, "Brother Dun was pushed off the bridge by a monster, err, master, brother Dun fell into dog meat pie, do you still want him?" ?”

Qinghua Ci laughed loudly, "Why did you get pushed down by the monster, are you an idiot hahaha..."

"Brother Dun is the bravest person I've ever seen!" Xiaobai clenched his fists, "I didn't wear any equipment, so I ran to the monster!"

"Pfft hahaha..."

The master and the apprentice complained about him one sentence at a time in YY, Xia Houdun was lying dead in the weeds under the cliff, looking at the distant sky, Nanping Mountain was a beautiful map, lying among the green mountains and green waters, It will make people think of a lot, such as the sins of the Red Clothes Sect, such as the seven-star war and ten evils, such as wishing to die in a mighty body, such as what the hell is wrong with my brain, and I went to fight Yancheng without wearing equipment Shang fight?

It seems that once he touched Yancheng Shang, he couldn't control his hands. After playing the game for such a long time, no one has made him so annoying.

There was a murmur of chatter at Qinghuaci, and then he sighed in a soft voice, "I said Xiaobai, the one who pushed you Dunge down just now was not a monster, but a player, as a teacher, I really do it for you." His eyes are worried."

Xia Houdun came to his senses quickly, and said in a vicious voice, "That idiot still wants to complain to you?"

"Yeah," Qinghua Ci smiled like a cat stealing fish, "That idiot, I told you that there was an idiot who ran naked at him in Longyue Yuyuan, and was instantly killed by a nine-turn, and his body was still in the air 360° Freely turn and fall down the cliff in the style of flat sand and falling geese..."

"Stop talking!" Xia Houdun interrupted him tragically, "I was stupid enough to cry."

Qinghua Ci smiled meaningfully, "You said how much this idiot likes me, he has such a great hatred for my former relationship."

"You think too much!!!"

The little apprentice was curious, "Master, was that person just now your former love?"

"Come on, Xiaobai, let me tell you about the love and hatred between us and that person." Qing Huaci was quite energetic when he wentssip, "The person just now was your former master, but it's a pity that the work was separated in the end." , he followed Xiaosan to Haoqi, and became a half-way husband and wife with your Brother Dun as a teacher..."

Xia Houdun protested, "Who the hell married you halfway!"

Qinghua Ci corrected it kindly, "Well, it should be called Lushui Qingyuan."

Xia Houdun was powerless, "You are enough!"

"Although my teacher fell in love with you Brother Dun at first sight, but you Brother Dun always misses his dream lover," Qing Hua said sadly, "He is the leader of our Beiming Guild——Bei Mingfeng..."

"Fuck!!! Hou Dun, you little slut!" Ye Zibing, the deputy gang leader, passed by them YY, just when he heard the last sentence, he immediately frowned, slapped the table and cursed, "Only you dare to Xiao Xiangfeng Brother! You don’t take a piss to look after yourself, you toad want to eat swan meat..."

The other three people in YY were shocked.

After a long while, Ye Zibing finally got tired of cursing, stopped to drink some water and slowed down his throat, Xia Houdun turned on the microphone tremblingly, and wailed, "Qing Hua Ci...you are a fucking little bitch, brother will be beaten to death by you sooner or later... ..."

Blue and white words whimpered, "Wow~~"

The author has something to say: Explanation of terms:

① Here is a famous COS roaring emperor, "Why don't you open Yunsong! Why don't you open Furun? Is Yunsong hard to press? Tell me, why did you die without saying a word? Why don't you open Yunsong! !!"

It is recommended that everyone Baidu "Why don't you open Yunsong" by yourself, it is very funny.

② Nine turns to one: Chunyang pushing people skills, can push people 12 feet.

③Red Clothes Sect: A cult in Jianwang No. [-] Middle School, only accepting women and men with penises Evil is the all-out competition between the bosses of both sides.

⑤I wish I could fight to death with a heroic body: Mu Tianlei, the father of the famous disturbing NPC Mu Xuanying, died in Nanping Mountain to save Xie Yuan, a leader of the Haoqi League. His last words were these words, and he hated himself for not being a member of the Haoqi League. One member, Mu Xuanying was later accepted by Xie Yuan as an apprentice, became a famous rich second generation, sitting in Luoyan City's huge industry, but the disadvantage was that he was forced to separate from his brother Xiaoyu, and occasionally sneaked out for a date. Being beaten by Xie Yuan, it can be seen that the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law has always been difficult to get along.

Yes, the general attack is the drizzle party ヾ(o???)?

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