flower and big devil

"Ahhhhhhhhh-"

Luo Xiu only felt his feet slipping, and then, like a dead frog, he stretched his teeth and danced his claws, belly up, and was kicked into the wide pigeon nest by the damn pigeon—and at this time At this moment, what is even more surprising is that Luo Xiu found that he did not touch the hard straw or other things to build the bird's nest. In fact, he found that the pigeon's nest was like an opening in a different dimension world. Bottomless pit!

He grasped feebly in mid-air, but regrettably found that he hadn't caught the bullshit - he turned his back down, and could only see the pigeon's nest infinitely far away from him, this different dimension with the pigeon's nest as the entrance The entrance is not only very wide, but also very deep. At this moment, Luo Xiu felt that he had been falling for a while, but he still hadn't reached the bottom. He kept falling—as if he was about to fall directly into hell from this pigeonhole Same here.

Just when the black-haired young man was about to feel hopeless, a black shadow blocked the light from the entrance of the cave, and then, a black shadow also fell down quickly, and as it approached faster and faster When Luo Xiu was talking, Luo Xiu widened his eyes slightly, and then watched the thing that fell behind and sat on his stomach mercilessly!

Luo Xiu: "Poof—"

"Ah, impolite Alice, your saliva sprayed on the fur on my face! Dry cleaning my fur is very expensive!" Sitting on the belly of the black-haired young man, the slender dog The pigeon turned its head, flapped its wings and wiped its furry face indiscriminately, then it yelled and looked at Luo Xiu reproachfully.

"Get off me, you bloody pigeon!"

"What dove, have you ever seen a dove in a tuxedo? I said I'm Bonnie, and you can call me Haney too—hey, this line sounds familiar, haven't I said it already? What about yours? My memory is really bad, Alice!" The pigeon's eyes widened, and it approached Luo Xiu—because they were falling infinitely at the moment, so the pigeon's ears were sticking to its head obediently, which made Luo Xiu It looks like a bald man, which is very funny.

But Luo Xiu couldn't laugh.

They've been down for too long.

According to the distance they fell, it was simply impossible to grab something next to them and climb back.

How long did their fall last?That was enough time for the black-haired young man to take the time to look at the surrounding environment for such a long time——Luo Xiu tried to turn over to see when they would end, but when he turned his head with difficulty, I found a piece of black hole below, I couldn't see anything clearly——

And at this time, the pigeon sitting on his belly had already stretched out its hand, pinched the black-haired young man's slender chin, twisted his head back and ordered domineeringly: "Don't look around when you're talking to me! We are seriously discussing the dry cleaning fee for my fur!"

"You unscrew your head, and I'll wash it for you with my own hands."

Luo Xiu said coolly, and slapped Mr. Pigeon's little paw away—at this time, the black-haired young man found that they seemed to have come to a place with light, although they were still falling, But the surrounding walls are no longer pure earth pits. The walls are actually covered with various cabinets, and each cabinet is hung with a kerosene lamp for lighting——

As if someone had once lived in this strange place.

When passing by a cabinet full of bottles and jars, Luo Xiu couldn't hold back and reached out to take a jar down. The jar was filled with what looked like cooking powder. Luo Xiu wanted to open it to see what was inside. What, at this moment, the little bottle that he held in his hand was snatched back by the damned pigeon sitting on his stomach: "You are falling! Then fall with peace of mind! Don't be fussy!" , really annoying!"

As the pigeon said, it shoved the bottle into another cabinet that just passed by them—it moved so hard that Luo Xiu clearly heard the sound of a piece of glass shattering from the cabinet.

He didn't know how the thing in front of him got so much strength as a pigeon.

Simply a monster.

The black-haired young man cursed in his heart.

"I heard it!" The pigeon sat cross-legged on the belly of the black-haired young man, and groaned with its arms folded.

"What did you hear?" Luo Xiu asked inexplicably.

"You call me a monster in your heart." Mr. Pigeon snorted again.

"I didn't scold you."

"Oh, what you're thinking about now is—'You're the one who scolded you, monster pigeon'—what's the matter, why are you staring at me, don't you have the guts to scold people in your heart and let others know? I'm not ordinary, stupid Have you ever seen a pigeon in a tuxedo?" The "pigeon in a tuxedo" chattered endlessly, but didn't seem to realize that the subject of a series of adjectives was still "pigeon", it just educated Luo Xiu proudly. .

"When I come to a new place, I'm used to getting familiar with the environment first." Luo Xiu raised his hand and wiped the pigeon's furry head carelessly, "Why do you stop me?"

"What do you know about the environment?"

"Prevent accidents."

"But you already have a weapon, don't you?"

While talking, the pigeon turned around - sitting on Luo Xiu's belly now, it could move freely. He turned around, turned his back to Luo Xiu and pouted his buttocks, Luo Xiu lowered slightly Looking at his head, he could only see a fluffy, brush-like pigeon tail shaking back and forth in front of him.

The black-haired young man rolled his eyes, and felt the damn pigeon poke its claws into the bottom of his skirt, and the tips of its white and neat wings brushed against the bare skin at the base of the black-haired young man's thighs. When the rough and somewhat rough touch touched the most immature inner thigh skin, the black-haired young man only felt the veins on his forehead twitch violently, and after he gave a rude "hey" as a warning, the pigeon The tip of the quill-like wing finally moved away from his inner thigh, and even more frustrating, Luo Xiu felt that the pigeon with its buttocks facing him shook its tail violently, and let out a cry. With a humming sound, it poked his Chi Chi fiercely with the sharp part of the front end of its wings through the pumpkin pants.

Violently, poked, his, chirp.

Luo Xiu: “……………………………………”

With his back to the dark-haired young man, the pigeon opened its mouth and showed a happy smile. After a few seconds, it quickly restrained the smile, and then turned his head, staring a pair of red eyes, as if it asked him to call When it was "Haney", it asked the black-haired young man very innocently and innocently: "Alice, what is this?"

As the pigeon asked, it poked it with its wings——

"Well, soft."

"Soft ass - let go!"

The black-haired young man gritted his molars and spoke viciously. He could only feel the veins on his forehead throbbing, and he waved his hand in the air. Finally, he stretched out his hand unbearably, and grabbed the pigeon sticking to it. Pigeon tail on his chest - he was holding the pigeon, picked it up, and after watching the pigeon struggle twice in its hands, he was about to throw it straight to the side and let it roll While falling by itself--

But when he turned the pigeon over, he felt a silver light flash before his eyes.

"Gujiji!!"

The black-haired young man's heart beat suddenly, his eyes widened slightly, his pupils constricted, and he stared at the pigeon in front of him that was holding a meat dumpling with its wings. Hugging the whole body, it was flattened into a strange persimmon shape!

"——What is this, Alice?" For some reason, Luo Xiu felt that this crazy pigeon looked a little gloomy under the dim light of the surrounding kerosene lamps.

The meat dumpling in the pigeon's arms is almost as big as it is. At this moment, it is holding the meat dumpling with difficulty with its two wings trembling - because the meat dumpling is too tense, the sharp thorns in its body have already penetrated. out.

And at this moment, Luo Xiuxiu was holding its head.

The current situation is that if Luo Xiu let go—or the pigeon let go—this sharp spike that once cut off a person's head would mercilessly poke a hole in Luo Xiu's face. Probably not much smaller than the black hole of the universe!

The point is, the pigeon looked like it was ready to let go.

"What is this, Alice?" Pigeon stared.

"Duanzi, don't you know?" Luo Xiu said angrily, and when he roared out, he saw that the damned pigeon actually showed him a frightened look - it's nothing to be frightened , the point is, when it is frightened, its hand will shake according to the occasion, which means that the knife——

It was a little closer to Luo Xiu's face.

Ever since he realized the dream he stepped into, Luo Xiu was never going to use this meat ball to chop off anyone's head—note, anyone—of course including Luo Xiu himself... Thinking that the scars that appeared in the dream will also appear in reality, at this moment, the black-haired young man can almost hear his heart beating in his chest——

At the same time, he felt his blood spurting, boiling and clamoring because of the reappearance of the meat dumpling... The black-haired young man vaguely felt that the meat dumpling in front of him really belonged to His things—probably something linked him to Routuanzi...

The black-haired young man stretched out his other hand, and before the damned pigeon had time to resist, he pulled the meatball out of its hand—the meatball let out an uncomfortable grunt, and the black-haired The young man held the struggling meat ball with one hand, but the moment his mind moved, the black-haired young man realized that the weight similar to "holding a ball of meat in his hand" was disappearing. Immediately afterwards, Luo Xiu He felt that the soft, round meat ball was deforming, until finally, there was only a hard, angular stone-like thing left in his palm.

The meat dumpling turned back into that flea egg.

Luo Xiu breathed a sigh of relief, and at the same time, the hand holding the pigeon's head also relaxed——

The pigeon that lost its restraint immediately landed on the pale face of the black-haired young man, and when Luo Xiu felt that his face was touched by something furry, his whole body was itchy. However, this reckless pigeon hugged his face like an inch, and rubbed its furry head against the impatient black-haired young man. At the same time, it was still cheering. up -

"This is wonderful, Alice!"

"You can do magic tricks, Alice!"

"Look what a treasure I found, Alice, Alice!"

When the pigeons were briskly yelling these noisy words, Luo Xiu made a hard roll of his eyes——

Simply insane!

I escaped from an auditorium full of psychos, only to be followed by a mad pigeon who was probably more powerful than all those people combined!

I'm such an idiot!

idiot!

idiot!

……

So, when Luo Xiu scolded himself "idiot" in his heart for the seventh time, he suddenly "plopped" onto a pile of soft objects similar to haystacks. It took only a second to realize suddenly—he had finally fallen to the bottom.

Luo Xiu rubbed his butt that hurt from the fall, then raised his hand to lift the pigeon that was on his face and threw it on the ground. Amidst the other party's "ouch" and a series of complaints, the black-haired young man Patted his buttocks and stood up on his own——

He first looked up, and then found that he could only see the dim light of a kerosene lamp above his head, and he could not see anything else; and he was in a strange room, in which he was standing alone. There are small black and white mosaic tile floors everywhere; there are many doors around, and those doors are tightly closed, and you can tell at a glance that they must have been locked by someone.

Luo Xiu thought so, although he was not hopeful, he subconsciously stretched out his hand and twisted the doorknob on the door closest to him. The sound of clicking and clicking showed that Luo Xiu's guess was correct—the black-haired young man The man muttered an obscenity, because it was expected, so he let go of the doorknob not too disappointed. He walked around this strange room, and finally, when he came to a long The black-haired young man saw a small door under his feet when he picked it up in front of the large curtain.

The door was only about as high as his knees.

this height...

The black-haired young man was waiting for it to be dazed, but at this moment, he saw a familiar figure coming to the door, and then, as if he was familiar with the road, he stretched out his hand and twisted the doorknob, accompanied by a beam of light and a faint Joyo's pigeons were calling from behind the door, and Mr. Pigeon was about to walk into the door with his head held high and his chest held high——

But at this moment, it was grabbed by the ears from behind.

Pigeon: "Hey! Hey! Hey! - Watch out!"

"Where are you going?" Luo Xiu asked.

"Where am I going? That's a good question!" Mr. Pigeon turned his head and looked at the black-haired young man contemptuously and said, "Of course I went to Buddha Lomon, Lord Uzrok is still waiting for me to tell you He's making afternoon tea—let me go, let me go—it's late enough today! If it's too late, even the good-tempered Lord Uzrock will be angry!"

Luo Xiu was stunned: "Lord Uzrock?"

As if offended, the pigeon waved its fist and shouted, "Of course, he's a good man! A trustworthy good man!"

Luo Xiu's emphasis on the pigeon seemed a bit inexplicable: "...I didn't say he wasn't."

"..."

The pigeon seemed to be a little embarrassed and closed its mouth. At the same time, it saw the black-haired young man also lying on the ground. He stretched out his hand and opened the small door——

Luo Xiu put his face close to the door, and through that door, he could see a scene of singing birds and fragrant flowers, and overgrown grass; sniffing his nose, he could smell the fresh smell of soil, wildflowers and roses, as well as his ability to breathe. When I feel the wind blowing, the breath of wild roses mixed in it——

That was indeed the smell that should have been in the place where he had been taking a nap before.

He actually dreamed of Buddha Luomen in a dream like this?

Does this mean that when he returns to Buddha Lomon in the dream, he can get rid of this dream?Strange pigeons, strange pigeonholes, strange rooms...

Luo Xiu was moved.

"Mr. Bonnie," Luo Xiu heard himself ask in a gentle voice that was a bit disgusting, "how can I get to this door?"

"..."

When the black-haired young man finished speaking, with his back turned to the direction of the black-haired young man, Pigeon Bonnie opened his mouth again—he showed a smile that could be described as joking and evil... However, when When it turned around and faced Luo Xiu, its face once again returned to the previous crazy and strange appearance. It even widened its eyes and said in surprise, "You are going to the Buddha. Roman?"

"Huh?" Luo Xiu looked surprised why the pigeon asked that, but he still nodded, "Yes, I'm going."

"That's not where everyone wants to go."

"But I want to go there."

"You are too big to pass through this door." The pigeon put on a disgusted tone again.

"Help me, or I'll wring your head off and send it to 'dry cleaning'." Luo Xiu sat on his knees on the ground, lowering his eyes and looking condescendingly at the needy and nagging pigeon.

The latter looked threatened, it grunted reluctantly, then raised its gloved hand, nodded its furry three-lobe mouth, and said with a sound of displeasure: " The pigeon's saliva is a very good shrinking potion, safe, painless, and without side effects-seeing how eager you are, Mr. Bonnie, who is helpful, just sacrifice once, come on-close your eyes, and then come and kiss I."