flower and big devil
Chapter 26
Luo Xiu was silent for three seconds.
Then the black-haired young man picked up the pigeon's ears expressionlessly, and twisted its head aside. At the same time, his other hand rested on the pigeon's back. At the same time, he pushed it hard into the small door. When he did this, he didn't forget to say "goodbye" and "bon voyage" from his mouth, which didn't mean much nostalgia.
"What's the matter? - don't push me, I can walk by myself - I've condescended, what's your dissatisfaction?" Mr. Pigeon began to struggle, now his limbs are stuck On the door frame, no matter how Luo Xiu pushes it, it looks like it is unwilling to leave before speaking clearly, "Are you laughing at me? You were begging me to tell you how to leave just now, but now To behave in this way—it is abominable, Alice, you must be laughing at me!"
"I'm laughing at you." Luo Xiu mocked, "Why do you think I'll believe your ridiculous words?"
Hearing this, Mr. Pigeon's ears stood up from the top of his head—it put away its angry expression as if it had changed its face, and turned its head to show two big teeth and smiled at Luo Xiu: "You don't follow How do you know I lied to you?"
"Never heard of such a thing."
"Now you've heard that there is a first time for everything."
"Then thank you for letting me know more about it," the black-haired young man seemed unconcerned as he brushed his forehead hair drooping in front of his eyes, "I'll just stay here."
"Who was it just now who clamored to go to Buddha Luomen no matter what?"
"Ah, that's just my impatience." At this moment, as if to show his determination, Luo Xiu sat down in front of the small door that looked like it was about to lead to a very good place. Legs, slightly lowered his head to look at the pigeon in a tuxedo standing by the door, "Now I have changed my mind, I just want to stay here."
"There's nothing here," reminded Mr. Pigeon.
"It's just that there is nothing here, which is just what I want--now I'm starting to wonder why I have to go behind that door!" Luo Xiu said, he knew he sounded sincere, but this didn't hinder He knew what he really thought in his heart—he really wanted to go behind the door, just like people in their dreams are always a little unscrupulous—if he was a little wary at the beginning, he doesn't think so now, compared to As for pigeons that made him more sensitive, he didn't think a stupid pigeon could do anything to him...
Though thinking this way, the black-haired young man still said against his will: "I know this is just a dream—I just need to sit here obediently and count from 'one' to 'one thousand', and I will wake up , I can leave here at that time, it seems that everyone will always wake up from a dream—”
Luo Xiu hadn't finished speaking, but at this moment, the pigeon standing by the door spoke. It paced back and forth unhurriedly as if thinking about something, then it stopped suddenly, looked up at the The dark-haired young man who thought he was so tall said in a calm voice: "You can't leave here."
That voice was no longer loud, Luo Xiu was stunned for a moment, and for a moment, he even felt that Uzrok had appeared in front of him again in his dream...
"The end of a dream requires an opportunity, or dreaming that you fall from a tall building, maybe dreaming of a bridge collapse, or dreaming that you are being chased by a demon and will lose your life in the next second——Dream It's a magical thing. In a nightmare, the call for help can never be answered, the door that blocks monsters can never be closed, and the stairs to climb can never end...Alice, if you don't experience these 'opportunities', how can you leave you dream?"
Luo Xiu listened, but felt it was absurd and said: "People wake up when they sleep enough."
Mr. Pigeon looked disdainful: "It's like a joke like 'people die when they are killed'—but in dreams, the dead can also be resurrected."
"what do you want to say in the end?"
"If you decide to just sit in this room so stupidly, you'll find that you're going to stay here forever—and in the real world, because you don't wake up, your friends will cry You bury it in the soil." Mr. Pigeon said, "It's that simple."
"The current problem sounds a bit serious," Luo Xiu bent down, and made himself and the pigeon Bonnie's blood-red eyes meet, "Translate, exchange equivalents, a lot of things you said It's all about 'kiss me or die', right?"
"Incisive."
"I don't kiss a pigeon."
"I've said it ten thousand times, I'm not a pigeon." Mr. Pigeon said confidently, "Have you ever seen a pigeon in a tuxedo, have you ever seen a pigeon that can read a pocket watch—well, don't talk nonsense, time is precious, let's go !"
While talking, the damned pigeon raised its hand and tiptoed to pinch Luo Xiu's ear (it's the limit of its height), and lowered his head——
When he was caught by the pigeon's non-gloved paw, the furry feeling he imagined did not appear. Instead, it was a bit rough, and it really came from the touch of another male human's big hand... Luo Xiu felt that this It felt a little familiar, but for a moment he couldn't remember why he was familiar with it - because at this time, the pigeon had already put its beak together!
The sound of teeth colliding with each other stopped Luo Xiu's brain for a few seconds.
The soft, fluffy feathers on the pigeon's beak made Luo Xiu want to sneeze, and when he felt his lips touch those furs, the itchy touch made him subconsciously want to withdraw his head— —However, this wretched pigeon is really strong. When it stretched out its wings and pressed Luo Xiu's head fiercely, Luo Xiu found that he couldn't even move his neck——
This is so ridiculous, I was kissing a male pigeon and heard the tsk-tut sounded like both were indulging in it.
Luo Xiu thought absurdly, and then he felt that the pigeon was trying to stick its tongue into his mouth. Luo Xiu subconsciously clenched his teeth, and the other party seemed to feel his resistance. The sweeping wings on his ears slowed down a little, but they didn't take them away. Instead, they gently rubbed his earlobes in an uncomfortable way. The other party seemed to know where Luo Xiu's sensitive points were. As if there, it moved for a while, until the black-haired young man in his hand turned red and couldn't help shaking and let out a "hum" moan from his mouth, his tightly clenched teeth opened, and the opponent's The tongue slipped in like this——
When the pigeon's tongue was wrapped around Luo Xiu, the little tongue swept across his tip, making his skin crawl.
This pigeon doesn't have the stinky smell of ordinary pigeons, it smells like it's been smeared with perfume...
Luo Xiu was thinking dazedly, at this moment, the black-haired young man half-closed his eyes, and began to feel that his body was heating up - at first it was the burning sensation on the surface of the skin as if being slowly swept by fire, and then, He could feel the warm blood in the blood vessels under the skin start to become even hotter. When they gradually bubbled up like a boiled solution in a test tube, they began to run wildly in his body——
At this time, Luo Xiu didn't know if it was an illusion, but Luo Xiu suddenly felt that the pigeon that was holding him tightly seemed to grow a little bigger.
…Oh, to be precise, the door behind it actually seemed to be able to be tucked over his shoulder too.
As Luo Xiu thought about it, he rolled his eyes, and was surprised to find that the roof in this room seemed to be getting higher and higher——
After the blood boiled, there was a change in the bones. Luo Xiu heard the sound of "crack" and "crack", as if his bones were being folded or broken, but this did not mean that Luo Xiu felt When it came to pain, in fact at this moment the black-haired young man only felt heat. He moved his feet, and the skirt slid from a little above his knees to the base of his thighs. Now Luo Xiu had no doubts that the clothes surrounding him The pumpkin pants on the butt have exposed the edge——
But since he's a man, he doesn't care about that.
And everything he found now obviously has something that makes him more concerned——
He found that the pigeon no longer had to lift its wings when it grabbed his head. Now, its wings were resting on his shoulders, and the small brush-like feathers brushed softly over his neck. It came easily to his chin - the size was like a well-fitted screw and screw, it stuck two fingers firmly on the dark-haired young man's chin, holding his face in place, the extra Saliva began to trickle from between their alternate lips—
Luo Xiu was surprised to find that the pigeon had become as big as it!
And that door behind it!
"It's not that we got bigger." As if guessing what Luo Xiu was thinking, the pigeon pulled itself away from those soft thin lips with a little reluctance, and said in a low voice, "It's you who got smaller." —Look, Alice, as absurd as it seems to you, it turns out I wasn't lying to you."
But at this moment, after saying everything, seeing the black-haired young man in front of him widen his eyes slightly because of shock, the pigeon didn't seem to let him go, in fact, it continued to use His long front teeth rubbing the tip of Luo Xiu's tongue——
"Okay...that's enough—uh—"
Luo Xiu struggled, trying to push it away——
Because although the speed has slowed down, in fact he can feel that he is still getting smaller——
If this continues, I'm afraid I'll be so small that I'm not even as good as an ant, and I'll just turn into a speck of dust and disappear into the world!
As soon as Luo Xiu thought about it, he struggled harder... until the damned pigeon seemed to be as tall as him, Luo Xiu managed to push it away at once——precisely Said, as if it had finally had enough of playing, obediently letting go of the black-haired young man——
The pigeon took two steps back, let out a magnetic moan from its throat, and then stood still not far away, as if smiling, looking at the man in front of him who had become like him like a real gentleman. The same tall brunette young man.
It was as if its series of actions just now were really just to hand over the "shrinking potion" to him.
And just after getting out of this hot and humid kiss, the black-haired young man was a little out of breath. He wiped the saliva from the corner of his lips viciously with his sleeve, but accidentally touched some liquid that was probably mixed with the pigeon's saliva. When it reached his lips, Luo Xiu was stunned, and subconsciously stretched out his time to lick it. At this time, he only heard a "swoosh". It's half a head high!
Damn!
"Don't stare at me like that, I didn't tell you to drink that last shot." When Mr. Pigeon said this, his voice was obviously full of schadenfreude, "This height is just right, although I'm afraid I'll have to drink it when I look at you." Bow your head slightly."
"To shut up!"
"Oh, don't be angry, little Alice—it's all right now, and your rudeness has become lovely."
Luo Xiu rolled his eyes, he was too lazy to say another word to this wretched pigeon.He tidied up the skirts that he didn't know when they became a little messy—these skirts also became smaller with him. This discovery made Luo Xiu slightly relieved, although he felt that he was wearing a skirt. It looked ridiculous, but it was better than running naked.
When Luo Xiu was thinking this way, he looked back, and at a glance he saw the pair of boots that had fallen from the pigeon nest and were falling not far away from him—unfortunately, those boots were probably caused by lack of Because of wearing it on him, it looks as big as him now...Compared to wearing it, it looks more suitable as a sleeping bag.
"It's lovely to be barefoot, Alice, since you're so small."
"Why can't you just shut up?" the dark-haired young man asked meanly.
"Why can't you be more polite?" Mr. Pigeon asked in imitation of his voice.
Luo Xiu ruthlessly knocked the pigeon away with his shoulder, then rubbed its shoulder, and walked into the door——
When passing through that door, he could almost feel the slight warm wind blowing on his face, he could almost imagine in his mind the abandoned garden of Buddha Lomon that was about to appear in his eyes, he could feel it almost immediately , the person who is sleeping in real life is about to wake up——
With such an extremely excited mood, Luo Xiu walked carefully to the other side of the door.
For the first second, he felt the sun.
The next second, he heard the sound of that damned pigeon following up.
In the third second, he heard the door close behind him with a disturbing bang.
For the fourth second, nothing happened.
nothing happened-
This presumably happens to be the problem.
Luo Xiu found that he was standing barefoot on the land full of weeds, surrounded by wild mushrooms, every grass looked like a small tree, and every wild flower resembled his face. He raised his head and could almost see the fine and dense fluff on the roots of the plants... The soil was loosening, and then Luo Xiu saw an earthworm as thick as his thigh slowly wriggling his fat body out of the soil. , wet—the creepy disgusting body crawled out, it seemed to sense someone around it—it slightly raised the front half of its head, and then took a step back vigilantly before Luo Xiu, and When he felt that he seemed to bump into someone, the earthworm seemed to be completely uninterested in it, and slowly burrowed into the soil again.
And all of the above happened to seem unimportant.
The important thing is that Luo Xiu found that he did not wake up.
He has passed through something like an "opportunity" in the mouth of this short-lived pigeon, and then, at this moment, he is still sleeping soundly.
Raising his head and looking around, Luo Xiu immediately discovered his second mistake—although the surroundings looked similar, but he only needed to take a closer look, and he could easily find that this was not the abandoned garden of Buddha Luomen at all. He did come to a garden, but it was completely strange to him. Everything around him, except for the weeds and the blooming briars, was completely strange to him.
"—what a fine day, Alice!"
"..."
Turning his head with such strength that his own neck was almost broken, Luo Xiu stared at the pigeon standing behind him--at this moment, it turned out of nowhere and was leaning on a stick in its hand, looking at the pigeon standing behind him. The black-haired young man in front of him stared back at him, but it grinned, "What's the matter?"
"You lied to me! This is not Buddha Lomon!"
"I just said that I'm going to Buddha Luomen, but I didn't say that this is here."
As he spoke, he took out a small feather fan from his pocket—the feathers at the end of the fan were neatly arranged, and as the wind blew past the edges of the feathers, they trembled slightly. When the person's gaze became more fierce, it stepped forward and stuffed the feather fan head down into the bow tie behind Luo Xiu——
"Here, look, now you're pretty much like me - well, this feather fan really suits you, Alice, and the dove tail looks good on your ass."
At this moment, Luo Xiu felt that every cell in his body was screaming angrily. He raised his hand, trying to pull the feather fan stuck behind him, but before he had time to do so, Mr. Pigeon had already stepped forward. He grabbed his wrist to stop him from moving—this unlucky pigeon was originally very strong, but when Luo Xiu became about his size, there was almost no way to break free from him. I can silently stare at the pigeon in front of me and listen to it say——
"It's for your own good, Alice. People here are suffering from strange diseases. This feather fan is infused with demonic power. Fight with poison, my dear. It will protect you from the disease."
Luo Xiu sneered and scolded crazy, but under the insistence of the other party, he finally gave up taking the feather fan from behind him-forget it, he couldn't see it anyway, so he just pretended it was nothing.
But at this moment, Pigeon Bonnie saw that he had finally given up on taking the fan from behind his back, and seemed to be helplessly relieved. He leaned on the cane in his hand and pushed away the weeds in front of him. Walking in front—it didn't turn around to urge or make any other moves, but he just took a few steps outside, and immediately heard the rustling sound behind him...
It sounded like the dark-haired young man followed silently.
The pigeon raised its three-petal beak upwards—although it seemed a bit difficult, it still made a smiling movement.
"You said the people here are infected with a strange disease?"
"Yes, there is probably a problem with the water source at Angel Lake—what, are you interested?"
"No," said the dark-haired young man who followed the pigeon, "I don't want to get into trouble, I just want to get out of here and wake up right away."
"So persistent, Alice."
"of course."
Luo Xiu replied blankly, although at this time, he found that his heart was beating a little too fast - and everything changed. After he heard "Angel Lakeside" and "Strange Disease", he remembered Alicia's words , A series of weird things before made him unable to care about this - now, Luo Xiu began to feel that he had fallen into a weird trap of prelude to peace...
And he didn't know what was waiting for him.
Thinking of this, as if to comfort himself, he silently took the tooth out of his pocket - it didn't look like a watermelon knife, it was just cut by the dark-haired young man with a slightly sweaty hand. With his hands in his palms, Luo Xiu stomped on the dirt with one foot deep——
They passed by a pool of clear water. When Luo Xiu went in to look at it, many huge fish were bubbling beside the water. Of course they were still alive, but when Luo Xiu curiously stretched out his hand to catch them, he found those After struggling slightly, the fish was held in his hands. Looking at the dazed black-haired young man, the pigeon smiled and said, "They are too lazy to escape";
They passed a group of dodos, those birds looked wimpy and drooping their heads, when Luo Xiu walked past them, one of the dodos even asked him if he could feed them from the nearby fish pond. They brought a fish, and the strange thing is that they are not far from the pond, and they only need to stand up and walk two steps. Luo Xiu showed a confused expression, and the pigeons smiled and said, "They are too lazy to eat";
They passed a bird's nest. The strange thing is that the bird's nest was built on the ground. When Luo Xiu probed in, he found that there were more than a dozen bird eggs inside. black-haired young man, the pigeons laughed and said "they're too lazy to fly"—
At this moment, Luo Xiu raised his head, and sure enough, he saw a pigeon walking towards them lazily. The pigeon lazily glanced at its own kind in a strange tuxedo, but said nothing. Slowly crawled back into the nest, squatted on top of its eggs, looked at the black-haired young man lying next to his nest, and asked listlessly: "Snake? Why did you come here - don't eat my eggs Oh, snake, go away!"
Luo Xiu moved his lips, and was about to refute that he was not a snake, but just as he said the first word "I", he heard the pigeon say: "If my refusal means that I have to stand up and follow If you are fighting, then you’d better take it—but you don’t have many eggs to take away, at least you have to leave one for me, okay, do me a favor, Mr. Snake.”
Luo Xiu: "........."
They all said that I am not a snake!
Then the black-haired young man picked up the pigeon's ears expressionlessly, and twisted its head aside. At the same time, his other hand rested on the pigeon's back. At the same time, he pushed it hard into the small door. When he did this, he didn't forget to say "goodbye" and "bon voyage" from his mouth, which didn't mean much nostalgia.
"What's the matter? - don't push me, I can walk by myself - I've condescended, what's your dissatisfaction?" Mr. Pigeon began to struggle, now his limbs are stuck On the door frame, no matter how Luo Xiu pushes it, it looks like it is unwilling to leave before speaking clearly, "Are you laughing at me? You were begging me to tell you how to leave just now, but now To behave in this way—it is abominable, Alice, you must be laughing at me!"
"I'm laughing at you." Luo Xiu mocked, "Why do you think I'll believe your ridiculous words?"
Hearing this, Mr. Pigeon's ears stood up from the top of his head—it put away its angry expression as if it had changed its face, and turned its head to show two big teeth and smiled at Luo Xiu: "You don't follow How do you know I lied to you?"
"Never heard of such a thing."
"Now you've heard that there is a first time for everything."
"Then thank you for letting me know more about it," the black-haired young man seemed unconcerned as he brushed his forehead hair drooping in front of his eyes, "I'll just stay here."
"Who was it just now who clamored to go to Buddha Luomen no matter what?"
"Ah, that's just my impatience." At this moment, as if to show his determination, Luo Xiu sat down in front of the small door that looked like it was about to lead to a very good place. Legs, slightly lowered his head to look at the pigeon in a tuxedo standing by the door, "Now I have changed my mind, I just want to stay here."
"There's nothing here," reminded Mr. Pigeon.
"It's just that there is nothing here, which is just what I want--now I'm starting to wonder why I have to go behind that door!" Luo Xiu said, he knew he sounded sincere, but this didn't hinder He knew what he really thought in his heart—he really wanted to go behind the door, just like people in their dreams are always a little unscrupulous—if he was a little wary at the beginning, he doesn't think so now, compared to As for pigeons that made him more sensitive, he didn't think a stupid pigeon could do anything to him...
Though thinking this way, the black-haired young man still said against his will: "I know this is just a dream—I just need to sit here obediently and count from 'one' to 'one thousand', and I will wake up , I can leave here at that time, it seems that everyone will always wake up from a dream—”
Luo Xiu hadn't finished speaking, but at this moment, the pigeon standing by the door spoke. It paced back and forth unhurriedly as if thinking about something, then it stopped suddenly, looked up at the The dark-haired young man who thought he was so tall said in a calm voice: "You can't leave here."
That voice was no longer loud, Luo Xiu was stunned for a moment, and for a moment, he even felt that Uzrok had appeared in front of him again in his dream...
"The end of a dream requires an opportunity, or dreaming that you fall from a tall building, maybe dreaming of a bridge collapse, or dreaming that you are being chased by a demon and will lose your life in the next second——Dream It's a magical thing. In a nightmare, the call for help can never be answered, the door that blocks monsters can never be closed, and the stairs to climb can never end...Alice, if you don't experience these 'opportunities', how can you leave you dream?"
Luo Xiu listened, but felt it was absurd and said: "People wake up when they sleep enough."
Mr. Pigeon looked disdainful: "It's like a joke like 'people die when they are killed'—but in dreams, the dead can also be resurrected."
"what do you want to say in the end?"
"If you decide to just sit in this room so stupidly, you'll find that you're going to stay here forever—and in the real world, because you don't wake up, your friends will cry You bury it in the soil." Mr. Pigeon said, "It's that simple."
"The current problem sounds a bit serious," Luo Xiu bent down, and made himself and the pigeon Bonnie's blood-red eyes meet, "Translate, exchange equivalents, a lot of things you said It's all about 'kiss me or die', right?"
"Incisive."
"I don't kiss a pigeon."
"I've said it ten thousand times, I'm not a pigeon." Mr. Pigeon said confidently, "Have you ever seen a pigeon in a tuxedo, have you ever seen a pigeon that can read a pocket watch—well, don't talk nonsense, time is precious, let's go !"
While talking, the damned pigeon raised its hand and tiptoed to pinch Luo Xiu's ear (it's the limit of its height), and lowered his head——
When he was caught by the pigeon's non-gloved paw, the furry feeling he imagined did not appear. Instead, it was a bit rough, and it really came from the touch of another male human's big hand... Luo Xiu felt that this It felt a little familiar, but for a moment he couldn't remember why he was familiar with it - because at this time, the pigeon had already put its beak together!
The sound of teeth colliding with each other stopped Luo Xiu's brain for a few seconds.
The soft, fluffy feathers on the pigeon's beak made Luo Xiu want to sneeze, and when he felt his lips touch those furs, the itchy touch made him subconsciously want to withdraw his head— —However, this wretched pigeon is really strong. When it stretched out its wings and pressed Luo Xiu's head fiercely, Luo Xiu found that he couldn't even move his neck——
This is so ridiculous, I was kissing a male pigeon and heard the tsk-tut sounded like both were indulging in it.
Luo Xiu thought absurdly, and then he felt that the pigeon was trying to stick its tongue into his mouth. Luo Xiu subconsciously clenched his teeth, and the other party seemed to feel his resistance. The sweeping wings on his ears slowed down a little, but they didn't take them away. Instead, they gently rubbed his earlobes in an uncomfortable way. The other party seemed to know where Luo Xiu's sensitive points were. As if there, it moved for a while, until the black-haired young man in his hand turned red and couldn't help shaking and let out a "hum" moan from his mouth, his tightly clenched teeth opened, and the opponent's The tongue slipped in like this——
When the pigeon's tongue was wrapped around Luo Xiu, the little tongue swept across his tip, making his skin crawl.
This pigeon doesn't have the stinky smell of ordinary pigeons, it smells like it's been smeared with perfume...
Luo Xiu was thinking dazedly, at this moment, the black-haired young man half-closed his eyes, and began to feel that his body was heating up - at first it was the burning sensation on the surface of the skin as if being slowly swept by fire, and then, He could feel the warm blood in the blood vessels under the skin start to become even hotter. When they gradually bubbled up like a boiled solution in a test tube, they began to run wildly in his body——
At this time, Luo Xiu didn't know if it was an illusion, but Luo Xiu suddenly felt that the pigeon that was holding him tightly seemed to grow a little bigger.
…Oh, to be precise, the door behind it actually seemed to be able to be tucked over his shoulder too.
As Luo Xiu thought about it, he rolled his eyes, and was surprised to find that the roof in this room seemed to be getting higher and higher——
After the blood boiled, there was a change in the bones. Luo Xiu heard the sound of "crack" and "crack", as if his bones were being folded or broken, but this did not mean that Luo Xiu felt When it came to pain, in fact at this moment the black-haired young man only felt heat. He moved his feet, and the skirt slid from a little above his knees to the base of his thighs. Now Luo Xiu had no doubts that the clothes surrounding him The pumpkin pants on the butt have exposed the edge——
But since he's a man, he doesn't care about that.
And everything he found now obviously has something that makes him more concerned——
He found that the pigeon no longer had to lift its wings when it grabbed his head. Now, its wings were resting on his shoulders, and the small brush-like feathers brushed softly over his neck. It came easily to his chin - the size was like a well-fitted screw and screw, it stuck two fingers firmly on the dark-haired young man's chin, holding his face in place, the extra Saliva began to trickle from between their alternate lips—
Luo Xiu was surprised to find that the pigeon had become as big as it!
And that door behind it!
"It's not that we got bigger." As if guessing what Luo Xiu was thinking, the pigeon pulled itself away from those soft thin lips with a little reluctance, and said in a low voice, "It's you who got smaller." —Look, Alice, as absurd as it seems to you, it turns out I wasn't lying to you."
But at this moment, after saying everything, seeing the black-haired young man in front of him widen his eyes slightly because of shock, the pigeon didn't seem to let him go, in fact, it continued to use His long front teeth rubbing the tip of Luo Xiu's tongue——
"Okay...that's enough—uh—"
Luo Xiu struggled, trying to push it away——
Because although the speed has slowed down, in fact he can feel that he is still getting smaller——
If this continues, I'm afraid I'll be so small that I'm not even as good as an ant, and I'll just turn into a speck of dust and disappear into the world!
As soon as Luo Xiu thought about it, he struggled harder... until the damned pigeon seemed to be as tall as him, Luo Xiu managed to push it away at once——precisely Said, as if it had finally had enough of playing, obediently letting go of the black-haired young man——
The pigeon took two steps back, let out a magnetic moan from its throat, and then stood still not far away, as if smiling, looking at the man in front of him who had become like him like a real gentleman. The same tall brunette young man.
It was as if its series of actions just now were really just to hand over the "shrinking potion" to him.
And just after getting out of this hot and humid kiss, the black-haired young man was a little out of breath. He wiped the saliva from the corner of his lips viciously with his sleeve, but accidentally touched some liquid that was probably mixed with the pigeon's saliva. When it reached his lips, Luo Xiu was stunned, and subconsciously stretched out his time to lick it. At this time, he only heard a "swoosh". It's half a head high!
Damn!
"Don't stare at me like that, I didn't tell you to drink that last shot." When Mr. Pigeon said this, his voice was obviously full of schadenfreude, "This height is just right, although I'm afraid I'll have to drink it when I look at you." Bow your head slightly."
"To shut up!"
"Oh, don't be angry, little Alice—it's all right now, and your rudeness has become lovely."
Luo Xiu rolled his eyes, he was too lazy to say another word to this wretched pigeon.He tidied up the skirts that he didn't know when they became a little messy—these skirts also became smaller with him. This discovery made Luo Xiu slightly relieved, although he felt that he was wearing a skirt. It looked ridiculous, but it was better than running naked.
When Luo Xiu was thinking this way, he looked back, and at a glance he saw the pair of boots that had fallen from the pigeon nest and were falling not far away from him—unfortunately, those boots were probably caused by lack of Because of wearing it on him, it looks as big as him now...Compared to wearing it, it looks more suitable as a sleeping bag.
"It's lovely to be barefoot, Alice, since you're so small."
"Why can't you just shut up?" the dark-haired young man asked meanly.
"Why can't you be more polite?" Mr. Pigeon asked in imitation of his voice.
Luo Xiu ruthlessly knocked the pigeon away with his shoulder, then rubbed its shoulder, and walked into the door——
When passing through that door, he could almost feel the slight warm wind blowing on his face, he could almost imagine in his mind the abandoned garden of Buddha Lomon that was about to appear in his eyes, he could feel it almost immediately , the person who is sleeping in real life is about to wake up——
With such an extremely excited mood, Luo Xiu walked carefully to the other side of the door.
For the first second, he felt the sun.
The next second, he heard the sound of that damned pigeon following up.
In the third second, he heard the door close behind him with a disturbing bang.
For the fourth second, nothing happened.
nothing happened-
This presumably happens to be the problem.
Luo Xiu found that he was standing barefoot on the land full of weeds, surrounded by wild mushrooms, every grass looked like a small tree, and every wild flower resembled his face. He raised his head and could almost see the fine and dense fluff on the roots of the plants... The soil was loosening, and then Luo Xiu saw an earthworm as thick as his thigh slowly wriggling his fat body out of the soil. , wet—the creepy disgusting body crawled out, it seemed to sense someone around it—it slightly raised the front half of its head, and then took a step back vigilantly before Luo Xiu, and When he felt that he seemed to bump into someone, the earthworm seemed to be completely uninterested in it, and slowly burrowed into the soil again.
And all of the above happened to seem unimportant.
The important thing is that Luo Xiu found that he did not wake up.
He has passed through something like an "opportunity" in the mouth of this short-lived pigeon, and then, at this moment, he is still sleeping soundly.
Raising his head and looking around, Luo Xiu immediately discovered his second mistake—although the surroundings looked similar, but he only needed to take a closer look, and he could easily find that this was not the abandoned garden of Buddha Luomen at all. He did come to a garden, but it was completely strange to him. Everything around him, except for the weeds and the blooming briars, was completely strange to him.
"—what a fine day, Alice!"
"..."
Turning his head with such strength that his own neck was almost broken, Luo Xiu stared at the pigeon standing behind him--at this moment, it turned out of nowhere and was leaning on a stick in its hand, looking at the pigeon standing behind him. The black-haired young man in front of him stared back at him, but it grinned, "What's the matter?"
"You lied to me! This is not Buddha Lomon!"
"I just said that I'm going to Buddha Luomen, but I didn't say that this is here."
As he spoke, he took out a small feather fan from his pocket—the feathers at the end of the fan were neatly arranged, and as the wind blew past the edges of the feathers, they trembled slightly. When the person's gaze became more fierce, it stepped forward and stuffed the feather fan head down into the bow tie behind Luo Xiu——
"Here, look, now you're pretty much like me - well, this feather fan really suits you, Alice, and the dove tail looks good on your ass."
At this moment, Luo Xiu felt that every cell in his body was screaming angrily. He raised his hand, trying to pull the feather fan stuck behind him, but before he had time to do so, Mr. Pigeon had already stepped forward. He grabbed his wrist to stop him from moving—this unlucky pigeon was originally very strong, but when Luo Xiu became about his size, there was almost no way to break free from him. I can silently stare at the pigeon in front of me and listen to it say——
"It's for your own good, Alice. People here are suffering from strange diseases. This feather fan is infused with demonic power. Fight with poison, my dear. It will protect you from the disease."
Luo Xiu sneered and scolded crazy, but under the insistence of the other party, he finally gave up taking the feather fan from behind him-forget it, he couldn't see it anyway, so he just pretended it was nothing.
But at this moment, Pigeon Bonnie saw that he had finally given up on taking the fan from behind his back, and seemed to be helplessly relieved. He leaned on the cane in his hand and pushed away the weeds in front of him. Walking in front—it didn't turn around to urge or make any other moves, but he just took a few steps outside, and immediately heard the rustling sound behind him...
It sounded like the dark-haired young man followed silently.
The pigeon raised its three-petal beak upwards—although it seemed a bit difficult, it still made a smiling movement.
"You said the people here are infected with a strange disease?"
"Yes, there is probably a problem with the water source at Angel Lake—what, are you interested?"
"No," said the dark-haired young man who followed the pigeon, "I don't want to get into trouble, I just want to get out of here and wake up right away."
"So persistent, Alice."
"of course."
Luo Xiu replied blankly, although at this time, he found that his heart was beating a little too fast - and everything changed. After he heard "Angel Lakeside" and "Strange Disease", he remembered Alicia's words , A series of weird things before made him unable to care about this - now, Luo Xiu began to feel that he had fallen into a weird trap of prelude to peace...
And he didn't know what was waiting for him.
Thinking of this, as if to comfort himself, he silently took the tooth out of his pocket - it didn't look like a watermelon knife, it was just cut by the dark-haired young man with a slightly sweaty hand. With his hands in his palms, Luo Xiu stomped on the dirt with one foot deep——
They passed by a pool of clear water. When Luo Xiu went in to look at it, many huge fish were bubbling beside the water. Of course they were still alive, but when Luo Xiu curiously stretched out his hand to catch them, he found those After struggling slightly, the fish was held in his hands. Looking at the dazed black-haired young man, the pigeon smiled and said, "They are too lazy to escape";
They passed a group of dodos, those birds looked wimpy and drooping their heads, when Luo Xiu walked past them, one of the dodos even asked him if he could feed them from the nearby fish pond. They brought a fish, and the strange thing is that they are not far from the pond, and they only need to stand up and walk two steps. Luo Xiu showed a confused expression, and the pigeons smiled and said, "They are too lazy to eat";
They passed a bird's nest. The strange thing is that the bird's nest was built on the ground. When Luo Xiu probed in, he found that there were more than a dozen bird eggs inside. black-haired young man, the pigeons laughed and said "they're too lazy to fly"—
At this moment, Luo Xiu raised his head, and sure enough, he saw a pigeon walking towards them lazily. The pigeon lazily glanced at its own kind in a strange tuxedo, but said nothing. Slowly crawled back into the nest, squatted on top of its eggs, looked at the black-haired young man lying next to his nest, and asked listlessly: "Snake? Why did you come here - don't eat my eggs Oh, snake, go away!"
Luo Xiu moved his lips, and was about to refute that he was not a snake, but just as he said the first word "I", he heard the pigeon say: "If my refusal means that I have to stand up and follow If you are fighting, then you’d better take it—but you don’t have many eggs to take away, at least you have to leave one for me, okay, do me a favor, Mr. Snake.”
Luo Xiu: "........."
They all said that I am not a snake!
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