Your Majesty, come back

Everyone in the palace knows that the emperor has a new favorite recently.

The matter started a month ago. On that day, Chu Xiao was critiquing the papers in the study. It was the season of autumn, and the autumn atmosphere outside the window was exhausting. Chu Xiao's eyes began to yawn heavily, and his eyeballs were so jerky. , casually picked up the approved booklets and threw them onto the folded pile——

He practiced martial arts since he was a child, and when he became an emperor, he couldn't spare all his kung fu. He always took advantage of the gaps to find opportunities to practice his hands, and directly flew the zhezi into a hidden weapon. The child flew crookedly, and without a stick of incense, the bookcases were spread all over the desk in a messy mess. Chu Xiao was actually the most impatient to do this. When he was a child, he couldn't sit on the desk steadily. There is reincarnation, and the old man really confirmed it. I didn't like reading back then, but now I know I regret it!

But he had to breathe slowly when he hanged himself. Chu Xiao felt that what he did as the emperor was really tiring. He not only had to be diligent, but also worked hard. Lying reclined on the chair, he didn't know how long he squinted, and suddenly heard a small voice on the desk, and after responding to the voice, he suddenly saw a pair of round and Big, big lazy cat eyes.

I don't know when this cat jumped onto the table, crawling under a pile of folds, but unfortunately the obvious fat body can't be completely covered by the folds, the long and round tail is half hanging outside, and the cat's courage seems to be incompatible with it. Its body size is in direct proportion, and it is not afraid of being discovered by others. The cat's eyes are facing human eyes, and the big eyes are facing small eyes.

Chu Xiao was also stunned for a moment, what made him stunned was not that a cat appeared on his dragon case, but that it was the first time he realized that there were such fat and ugly cats in this world, yes, this cat The whole body is earthy yellow, the hair is short and bright, and there are black stripes around it. The ears are pointed and erect. I don’t know if it’s born or it’s crowded with fat. Yangyang, even his mouth was so world-weary that he collapsed into a little bit, and even the beards on the left and right were extremely listless. It was such a face without festive meaning, which should have been so ugly that everyone complained, but Chu Xiao only took a few glances, then I can't move my eyes away.

This cat is ugly or fat, and even its expression is world-weary. It seems that it doesn't want to talk to anything, and it doesn't care about the slightest thing about it. It is so fat and lazy , Chu Xiao bent down and put the leftover snacks on the side plate, the cat turned a blind eye to it, its bell-sized eyes narrowed together, it was obvious that it didn't even bother to give alms.

Chu Xiao thought in his heart, people die for money, and birds die for food, but this cat, although so fat, has such backbone, and it is miraculous, the more he looks at it, the more he seems to be driven by that laziness. It's hard to tell, but it's really indescribably cute.

One person, one cat, just like this, you sleep with you, and I see mine. After the manager, Awu, opened the door with sugar water, he saw such a strange scene. Awu didn’t know why such an ugly cat came into the study. , he hurriedly ordered the guards outside the door to come in and take the cat away. Don't startle the Holy Majesty, but Chu Xiao gave an order out loud.

"Wait, let the imperial dining room make some fresh fish."

Soon, a fish with the bone removed and fried so tender that anyone's index finger could move it was brought over on a celadon plate. Chu Xiao took it with great interest, and couldn't wait to push aside the messy folders on the desk that blocked the way. , put the fish in the past.

The cat smelled the aroma, moved its nose slightly, and then moved its head at an extremely, extremely slow speed. Chu Xiao saw that it was not in a hurry, the food was in front of it, and the cat was still able to hold its breath. First, he pawed a few times slowly with his paws, eating with a natural arrogance, not at all embarrassing to accept the cheap food, as if I ate some fish you gave me, just to let you take advantage, Chu Xiao took advantage of the cat In the movement of eating fish, a few fingers tentatively stretched out, landed on the top of the cat's head lightly, and combed back along the cat's back a few times.

The cat didn't even look at him, and was justified by being stroked by the emperor. Chu Xiao suddenly softened for a long time when he heard the rock-solid heart in his heart.

Chu Xiao couldn't figure out why. At the first glance, he also felt that the general was fat and ugly, but after the second and third glance, he felt that the general was so pitiful and cute, especially It suits his eyes, by the way, the general is the name Chu Xiao gave this cat, because Chu Xiao always said that his cat's lazy behavior showed a bit of arrogance that looked down on the world and looked down upon the crowd.

Awu is very pleasing and said: "The emperor's body is a real dragon, and his eyes are naturally extraordinary. He can see things that ordinary people cannot see. Naturally, only the emperor can see the general's extraordinary. How can ordinary people see it?" peeping."

Chu Xiao thought about it, and felt that this made sense. Otherwise, he hadn't liked any pets for more than [-] years, so how could he suddenly take a fancy to this cat.

General, this is a name bestowed by the emperor. Except for the crown prince, this cat is the only one who gets this honor. Not only that, Chu Xiao really has a heart for this cat, and he lures this cat with all kinds of fish every day. It took a long time to coax this guy to move his legs and arch them on the emperor's abdomen. Chu Xiao held his breath, for fear that a single movement would scare him away, and the fat cat would only move a little more when he was looking for a sleeping position. Stepping forward, the cat's paw pressed a few times, and then it curled up its tail, revealing that world-weary and self-respecting face.

Chu Xiao was so happy that he even took the cat with him when he had lunch the next day. The lunch was arranged in the gazebo by the lake in the palace. He left Chu Yue and the left minister Zheng Yixiu to eat together. After the people poured the wine, they retreated one by one. Chu Xiao stuck his hands under the general's ribs, propped up the cat's face as big as a silver plate, and was in a happy mood like today's cloudless sky.

"How, my general is very different, right?"

It was different, it was so ugly that it found another way, Chu Yue and Zuo Xiang looked at each other in dismay, and at the same time, they saw a look of compassion in each other's eyes.

Zheng Yixiu coughed lightly, suppressed his uncontrollable smile with his drinking posture, and continued: "I remember that Your Majesty didn't like cats very much before, it seems that this... this cat must have something unique , to be so loved by His Majesty."

Chu Xiao never thought that one day he would also raise cats. He is very good at raising fierce beasts. He has always liked fierce and intimidating animals. When he was marching and fighting, he raised many falcons and hounds. He was hunting in his prime. I also caught a piebald tiger, and my impression of the cat is still the Persian cat that came as a tribute from a foreign tribe. Its white hair is fragrant, like a sachet that can go away, lying on the finger of the concubine painted ten fingers red. Come on, you're too coquettish.

"But my general is different, different from those cats that rely on human breath to survive." Chu Xiao gently wiped the general's narrowed eyes, and said to the left: "If you don't believe me, try it. If you bring fish over here, the general will just dismiss it, he is a hero among cats, with a strong character!"

The emperor is signaling with his eyes, as the emperor's first confidant, Zuo Xiang, who is the most perceptive, will naturally cooperate with the emperor, making a look of great interest, feeding fish with chopsticks to the cat's mouth, that posture, that expression, if Zuo Mrs. Xiang was present, and she would definitely find that Master Zuo's movements were exactly the same as when he was feeding his own son. At the same time, Chu Xiao cooperated with shaking the general's extremely fat body, and said softly: " General, eat fish."

From the beginning to the end, always like a spring breeze, Yue Wang with a smile on the corner of his mouth was watching coldly, not saying a word, sitting upright, not even touching the wine glass in front of him, the left minister's chopsticks were about to touch the cat's mouth, big The general really regarded the flesh as nothing, because someone squinted his eyes in comfort, and his smooth and shiny short hair was folded and shining in the sun, which made Yue Wang feel more and more evil in his heart.

Yes, anyone who turns over at night and finds such a fat, ugly cat lying on his sweetheart's belly, next to the pillow, or in the mattress will not feel happy. Last night, he just wanted to cut this guy open, but he was grabbed by a claw instead, and there were several dripping bloodstains on his neck.

In the middle of the night, Yue Wang covered his mouth in pain and groaned several times, while the fat cat opened a pair of big eyes that were rarely opened on weekdays, squatting fiercely on the emperor's side with pride, like a ferocious monster, Megatron was carried out arrogantly with the teeth.

The most disappointing thing for King Yue was the second day. When he talked about it, he even chose a robe with a lower collar so that he could see the wound on his neck. Touching the cat's head, the tone of voice actually still has a sense of relief that my family has a child who has just grown up.

"Is it the general who guards me at night? He is really loyal. You are worthy of my loving you so much."

Thinking of this scene, King Yue hated this guy who was being held in his arms by the emperor's brother. Except for being ugly, he was ugly in every way, and he was pretentious and refused to eat meat. He seemed to know that someone hated him, and the general was lazy. He moved his head and looked at King Yue in the air. Chu Yue really couldn't understand why this guy was favored, so he said in an evil voice.

"My brother thinks that this fat cat has no character, it's just that he is too lazy to move his mouth!"