Your Majesty, come back

"My brother thinks that this fat cat has no character, it's just that he is too lazy to move his mouth!"

King Yue's words were uttered in a firm and firm manner, with the demeanor of a clear-cut admonishing official, Prime Minister Zuo couldn't help but feel a little sweat for Chu Yue. Unpredictable, even if the emperor is holding a pig in his arms today, they, as courtiers, can only say that this pig is extraordinary, it is the rebirth of Marshal Tianpeng!

Sure enough, the emperor's original smiling face paused, and Chu Xiao glanced at the young man. It was a look that disapproved of King Yue's aesthetics. Look at Yue Wang——

His younger brother is good at everything, but on the issue of aesthetics, he is completely inconsistent with his steps!

"I am a great general, I don't kiss anyone, but he is extremely spiritual. Now he is clinging to me, and he will cling to me when I approve the papers; when I practice martial arts, he will climb on my arm; where am I going?" He's going to rub against him, there's really nothing we can do about him!"

——Yeah, it's really amazing that you have to lie between them even when you sleep, and you can also draw territory on the bed.

King Yue couldn't bear to put down the wine glass he had already picked up, and the sound of putting the glass was a little louder, which attracted the two people and the cat to look at him together, Chu Yue thought, that fat cat with a sloppy face and a blank expression really grew up A Zhong Kui face, but gave birth to Concubine Yang Guifei, with this kind of virtue, he was so favored by the emperor's brother, but if he was born cute, it would be fine, but this fat guy, from head to toe, from paw pads to beard tip , put together, it is a big two words.

Stupid and lazy.

"This cat can fall asleep wherever it goes, and it's too lazy. Everything has its own department, and its director is also different. Cats can catch mice. Since this cat is named General, I don't know how many mice it caught under its claws. ?” Yue Wang asked seriously.

Zuo Xiang smiled awkwardly at the side, and gave Yue Wang a sneaky glance at the corners of his eyes, and Chu Xiao's face sank now: "There are no rats in the palace, and the general is useless as a strong general. What is he going to do?"

A good meal broke up badly, Chu Yue stayed in the palace for the past few nights and was honorably injured, either his face was clawed or the back of his hand was scratched at night - forget it.

The most important thing is, who can bear to get close to the sweetheart, squatting next to a guy, the fat cat's eye contours collapsed, and collapsed into an aura of a fairy standing high in the sky, despising mortals and ants, and being followed by this kind of gaze, let alone take any further actions , Even kissing, Yue Wang was very nervous.

He doesn't like this cat, and the general despises him completely. Thinking about it, it's right. Chu Xiao spent half a month of delicious food in exchange for this cat. Brother Shanghuang's attitude is clearly tolerant and conniving for no reason, it is extremely hateful!

Chu Xiao couldn't detect King Yue's thoughts at all. He just felt that Chu Yue didn't have a pair of eyes to discover beauty, but he wasn't worried either. beauty.

On the day of the accident, Chu Xiao was playing with the general in his spare time. Holding a cat teaser in his hand, he quickly swung it from left to right in front of the general, and then from right to left. With his head down, he turned cold eyes to the emperor's passionate teasing, kept his eyes closed, and only when Chu Xiao scratched his chin, the tips of his ears trembled a few times.

Chu Xiao hugged a ball of lazy meat, and felt that his hands were extremely comfortable to the touch, and the fur was warm and pleasant. Chu Xiao sniffed the vaguely scented sandalwood in the room, and lay half down on the step comfortably, the general was well-behaved. He wrapped his solid body around his abdomen, feeling a little heavy and suffocating, but Chu Xiao didn't care, squinted his eyes, and touched it one after another. I don't know how long it took. While he was lying on his belly, the general who was lying on his belly suddenly slipped from him with a thud and fell onto the couch, and then a sharp meowing sound woke him up completely——

Normally, he would only meow a few times in a low voice, and he was very calm. The naturally calm general seemed to have seen a ghost at this time. Of course, the term "seeing a ghost" can only be used on humans. Animals also encounter ferocious predators. He would show a frightened expression, but what Chu Xiao couldn't understand was that the general rolled over on the bed several times, his eyes widened in horror, and the eyeballs seemed to burst out.

"Baby, what are you doing, don't be afraid, don't be afraid, I'm here."

He made a gesture to hug the cat, but the general became more and more panic-stricken. The movements he made at this moment were more than the sum of all the general's movements in the past few months. The general looked like he was frightened by himself , It straightened up, desperately trying to stand up, and walked towards Chu Xiao with two feet, but the general has such a fat body, it is very difficult to walk on weekdays, let alone propping up the whole body with two cat claws , Sure enough, before it was halfway upright, the cat fell back with a snap, and fell on the step again.

Chu Xiao thought that the general's throat was stuck by something thorny, and was about to call the guards at the door to call the imperial doctor over to take a look, when the door opened from the outside, Chu Xiao looked up, and saw A Wu anxiously coming from the outside Hurrying in, he knelt on the ground in three steps at a time, and said in a hurried voice, "Your Majesty! When His Royal Highness Yue Wang just entered the palace, for some reason, he suddenly passed out!"

Chu Xiao stood up with a whoosh: "Why did you faint? Has the imperial doctor passed by?"

Awu said again: "It's... It's passed, King Yue has woken up, but, it's just..."

How can these people be on the job, half of the words are spoken, and only the scary half is said. When Chu Xiao heard that the person woke up, his heart suddenly became lighter, and he frowned.

"Just say what you have to say."

Awu's mind was also in chaos at this time, and he hesitated to speak to the emperor.

"It's just that after King Yue woke up, he lay on the ground... No matter how much the servants persuaded him, His Highness refused to get up..."

No one noticed that when the big cat with a painted face heard this sentence, it sat slumped on one side, with its legs spread apart, its tail lifeless, and an extremely incredible expression appeared on its fat and criss-crossed face, so that the cat's mouth couldn't help but frown. Opened, the whole mass of flesh solidified into a hard stone.

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Hahahahaha, happy to hear and see...

Who told you to dislike cats!Damn it!