Dazai's character set collapsed again today

How will it be killed?

Pour cement, sink ponds, or shoot?

Gangji's mind was full of the scene of how he died, and he was so frightened that he was shivering, and really wanted to find a box to hide in.

Zhong Yuanzhong also noticed the strangeness of Gang Ji, he yelled a few times, seeing that Gang Ji didn't respond, he stretched out his hand and pressed Gang Ji's shoulder.

"Hey! Calm down!"

Tsunayoshi's eyes focused on Nakahara Nakaya, and the buzzing in his ears gradually disappeared.

"I know you're scared, and I know you don't want to expose yourself as a mackerel's second personality, but don't worry, we won't hurt you." Nakahara said, "Although you are a second personality, you always It is Osamu Dazai, and this cannot be changed. So, even if you are the second personality, you are our leader. Understand? We will not hurt our leader."

"Huh?" Tsuna was stunned, his head short-circuited due to too many input elements.

What are Mr. Chu and Mr. Zhongya talking about?

Why can't I understand?

The second personality is........?

[Zhong also thinks you are my second personality. 】

How could it be so sudden?

【Did you forget the book I asked you to buy yesterday? 】

What does that have to do with this.

Osamu Dazai seemed to sigh.

[Those books all involve multiple personalities, which are used to induce Zhongye to guess that you are my second personality. 】

Huh--?Why do you want to do this?

[Gangji-kun is confident that he can play me well? 】

Tsuna Yoshi: "......"

【After Chuya and the others think you are my second personality, it doesn't matter if you keep to yourself, no one will doubt you anymore. 】

After Osamu Dazai said this, Chuya Nakahara said:

"So you don't need to continue to play mackerel in the future, just be yourself."

Nakahara looked at Tsunayoshi kindly, and rubbed Tsunayoshi's hair again, "Isn't it tiring to play mackerel? You won't have to work so hard in the future."

Tsuna Yoshi: "......"

【poof~】

Dazai laughed happily.

[Zhong also probably thinks that you are a newly born consciousness and treats you like a baby. 】

Tsuna Yoshi: "......"

Tsuna looked at Chuya Nakahara, feeling complicated.

Although he was very happy for Chuya Nakahara's understanding, he was really not happy.

He is not a baby!

"Thank you, Mr. Chuya."

Even though he was thinking that way, Gang Ji thanked him, and scratched his head in embarrassment, "Actually, playing too much."

[Call me the main character. 】

"It's not that hard to play the main character."

Zhong Yuanzhong also had a weird face when he heard it: "You don't think you played well, do you?"

Gangji blinked, the words "Isn't it" written on his face.

Even Mr. Dazai himself said that he acted very well.

Nakahara Chuya: "......"

Zhongyuan Zhong also hesitated to speak, he didn't know what words to use so as not to hurt the newborn baby.

"In short, in the future, you don't have to work so hard to play mackerel, just be yourself." Nakahara Nakaya said, "At present, only sister Hongye and I know about this matter."

Zhongyuan Zhong also paused, "You know Miss Hongye, right?"

Gangji nodded again and again: "I know! That super elegant and beautiful sister."

Sister, sister? !

Zhongyuan Zhong also looked at Gangji in shock, not because he didn't agree with Gangji's words, but to say such words in the skin of a mackerel, it's too weird.

"Is there any problem?" Gang Ji was very relaxed.

Knowing that he would not have to be so trembling in the future, he felt as if he had let go of some burden, and his whole body was extremely relaxed.

"No." Zhongyuan Zhong also suppressed the weirdness, and said seriously, "Although you can be yourself, but you are the second personality of mackerel, before you have the ability to protect yourself, don't let too much people know."

"Self-protection ability?" Gang Ji faintly felt a little bad.

"Starting tomorrow, I will teach you physical skills and how to use firearms, and then sister Hongye will teach you sword skills."

When Gangji heard this, he hurriedly refused without even thinking: "No, me."

[Promise to come down. 】

Dazai-san, I'm a good-for-nothing who can't do anything. I can't do it.

[If you can't do it, you have to do it. 】

[Gun Ji-jun, don’t forget, I am the leader of the mafia, and there are more people who want to kill me than you can imagine. 】

[Now you are sure that you can protect yourself and survive the assassination? 】

I.......

[Even if there is protection, he can't be there all the time. 】

[Escape cannot solve the problem. 】

Tsunayoshi's pupils shrank slightly. When he heard these words, he subconsciously wanted to escape, but he didn't expect to be clearly pointed out by Osamu Dazai.

Tsunakichi himself knew that escaping would not solve the problem, as long as he was still Dazai Osamu, he would face those problems sooner or later.

But he was just terrified, so terrified that he just wanted to run away.

Gang Ji really couldn't figure out why such a fate would befall him, a good-for-nothing.

Obviously he never made a wish to change his useless life.

[Don't be afraid of Tsunaji-kun, you are not alone, I am always here. 】

Mr. Dazai......

Tsuna cheered up in his heart, and looked up at Nakahara Chuya: "I see! I will trouble you, Mr. Nakaya! But......"

The courage lasted for less than three seconds before Gangji broke down again, and he burst into tears, "I'm super useless, woo woo woo..."

【Fool!Don't use my body to cry in front of slugs! 】

But, didn't Mr. Dazai say that I can be myself in the future?

I really want to cry.

【You can't cry in front of other people either! 】

[This is my body, I have the final say. 】

But now I'm in charge.

Gangji muttered softly.

【What did you say? 】

Dazai's tone became dangerous.

no, nothing...

[That's good. 】

Osamu Dazai was silent for a while, as if thinking of something interesting, his tone lightened up.

[If Tsunayoshi-kun cries in front of other people, I will use your body to run naked. 】

Tsunayoshi: "!!!!!!"

devil!Mr. Dazai is definitely a devil!

Woohoo....I see.

Gang Ji wiped away tears, extremely wronged.

Nakahara Nakahara, who was watching the series of "Dazai Osamu" face changes, couldn't explain it. Even if he knew it was a new personality, the mackerel face was still very awkward.

"Cough." Zhong Yuan Zhong also coughed, "That's all I want to tell you, let's have breakfast first."

Gangji nodded, smiled at Zhongyuan Zhongye, walked to the desk with cheerful steps, and opened the breakfast box impatiently.

Zhongyuan, who stayed in the same place, was still reminiscing about Gangji's smile. He shook his head and said to himself: They are obviously the same face, so why are the smiles of the two personalities so different?

Look at the smile of the new personality, how innocent and warm?Think about that black mud spirit again, huh, huh.

Naturally, Tsuna Kichi didn't know what Zhongyuanzhong was thinking, he said in his heart while eating breakfast:

Thank you, Mr. Dazai.

Although Tsunayoshi still doesn't understand this series of things, he knows that Osamu Dazai did all this for him.

【I'm just for myself. 】

【Your acting skills are so poor, you might be killed by someone who sees it through today or tomorrow. 】

[It was my body that died, and I was also in trouble. 】

Tsuna Yoshi: "......"

Didn't Mr. Dazai say that I acted well?

[You also believe this? 】

Tsuna: "......"

The food in my mouth suddenly tasted bad.

Gang Ji chewed a few mouthfuls of food with the same taste, as if trying to understand something, his mood brightened.

No matter what purpose Dazai-san has, the fact that you helped me cannot be changed.

Gangji smiled.

Thank you, Mr. Dazai.

Osamu Dazai curled his bandaged fingers slightly, and said in a low voice, "Ah, what an idiot."

"Tsuna-kun, what do you want to eat tonight?" Nana Sawada's voice came from downstairs.

"Crabmeat."

"No. Eating crab meat all the time is not good for your health, and Mr. Gang hasn't eaten vegetables recently, so you can't be a picky eater."

Sawada Nana became happy again as she spoke.

"Yoxi! I have already decided what to eat tonight. Gang-jun, please look forward to it~ Heh heh heh~~~~ Heh heh heh~~~"

Nana Sawada, who was in a good mood, hummed a song.

"If you don't hurry up, Mr. Gang, you will be late for school."

"understood."

Osamu Dazai wrapped up the last bandage, put on his school uniform, took his schoolbag and went downstairs.

Osamu Dazai came to the door, paused for a few seconds after changing his shoes, then lowered his head: "I'm going out."

"Be careful on the road."

Osamu Dazai looked back at Nana Sawada who was watching him with a smile, closed the door, and the corners of his mouth curved a little.

"There's more than one idiot here."

"If you don't understand something, you can ask me."

Seeing that Gangji was processing the documents, Zhong Yuanzhong also reminded him.

"Thank you, Mr. Nakaya, I'm fine." Tsunayoshi smiled, and then stared at the document guiltily.

He could understand all the words on the document when they were taken apart, but he couldn't understand when they were put together.

[Just let Zhong Ye deal with it all. 】

【If you speak, he will agree. 】

[After all, you are a newborn baby in his eyes. 】

No!

Do your own work!

Don't push your work to others.

Dazai-san just wants to be lazy.

[Do your own work, so do you want to finish Tsunaji-kun's homework by yourself? 】

It's as if Dazai-san just did his homework.

You haven't done your homework at all.

Tsuna could no longer imagine the problems she would face after returning to her own body.

He is a good-for-nothing and has a bad record, so he has become a thorny student. This life is too bad!

But having said that, can important things like documents be shown to others casually?

【sure. 】

[Zhong is also the next leader. He is now processing documents, which also belongs to adapting to the leader's work in advance. 】

"what--?!"

"What's wrong?" Nakahara Chuya looked at Tsunayoshi.

Gang Ji hurriedly shook his head: "No, no, it's nothing!"

Mr. Nakaya is the next leader? ?

what happened?

Mr. Dazai has already decided to be the next leader at such a young age?

[The world of the mafia is always full of surprises. 】

[I might die tomorrow. 】

Is Mr. Dazai setting a reverse flag?As expected of you.

[Ah, is that so? 】

【Well... If I can survive tomorrow, let's get married. 】

[How about this flag? 】

Tsuna Yoshi: "......"

Please forgive me Mr. Dazai!

Your current body is mine, if the flag is really effective, it will be my body that will die.

Don't, I don't want to - woo woo...

In the end, those documents were not handed over to Chuya Nakahara, but were written by Tsunayoshi, and Osamu Dazai dictated them.

Then someone knocked on the door.

Zhong Yuan's expression froze, and Gang Ji quickly sat up straight.

"Please come in."

The one who opened the door was Ozaki Momiji in a kimono.

Seeing Ozaki Momiji in Nakahara, the cold aura also faded.

"Boss, good afternoon." Ozaki Koye chuckled, and picked up the things in his hand, "It's lunch time."

"Ah, good afternoon." Gang Ji stood up, blushing.

It was the first time he spoke to such a beautiful and elegant strange woman.

Although I have heard about Koyo Ozaki from Dazai Osamu, this is the first time I have talked with her.

Koyo Ozaki put the luxurious bento box on the desk, and Tsunayoshi's gaze also fell on the bento box.

After working on documents all morning, I don't know how many brain cells he killed. He was already hungry.

Looking at the bento box now, even if he hasn't smelled the aroma of the food, his stomach has already started to growl.

Hearing the cooing sound in his ear, Gangji's face turned red immediately.

He looked at Nakahara Chuya and Ozaki Koyo rather embarrassedly, seeing that the two of them were distracted and didn't seem to hear, Tsunayoshi breathed a sigh of relief.

Koyo Ozaki unhurriedly opened the lunch box layer by layer, and the refreshing fragrance immediately permeated the entire office.

Tsunakichi stared at the dishes that seemed to be shining in the bento box, and swallowed subconsciously.

"Gurrrrrrr~"

"what!?"

Gang Ji covered his stomach, and then realized something was wrong.

not him.

The sound seems to be...

Gangji turned to look behind him.

Zhongyuan Zhongye's neck was red, and when he saw Gangji looking over, he said viciously: "What are you looking at! Do you want to die?"

"what----"

Gangji shrank her neck.

Seeing this, Nakahara immediately regretted it. He was just a subconscious reaction when he saw Osamu Dazai's face.

"sorry."

"No, no, it's nothing, it's okay." Gangji waved his hand, and then said a little embarrassedly, "How about we eat together? Sister Hongye has eaten?"

elder sister! ?

Koye Ozaki was also shocked by the title "Osamu Dazai". After realizing it, she covered her mouth and smiled, "Not really. Is it really okay if we eat together?"

"It doesn't matter." Gangji smiled, "Anyway, there are so many meals, and the amount is enough for three people. And the meal is delicious only if everyone eats together."

Koyo Ozaki and Nakahara Naka were also taken aback, feeling warm in their hearts.

"That concubine is disrespectful."

Zhong Yuanzhong also nodded.

So Tsuna and the three of them finished their lunch standing up.

There is no way, there is only one chair in the office, and everyone is standing, so Gang Ji is naturally embarrassed to sit.

"Today's lunch is super delicious!" Tsunayoshi narrowed his eyes happily, and according to Ozaki Koyo, there are afternoon tea desserts.

"Today's lunch was prepared by a chef who graduated from Totsuki Academy, so the taste is naturally not comparable to other chefs." Koyo Ozaki said while packing the lunch box, "If the little boss likes it, you can also find a chef who graduated from Totsuki Academy The chef is in charge of the food going forward.”

"Totsuki Academy?"

"It's a famous culinary school in Tokyo."

"There is such an academy, it's amazing!" Tsuna praised sincerely.

"But won't that be too much trouble?"

"will not."

"Then I will trouble you, sister Hongye!"

Tsunayoshi looked at Koyo Ozaki with sparkling eyes, thinking that being Mr. Dazai is not all bad.

"En." Ozaki Momiji clenched her fingers a little, her eyes sparkling slightly.

Not good.

The fluffy Dazai-kun is too cute!

think rua.

Gangji inexplicably felt a chill, he looked left and right but found nothing, thinking to himself that it must be an illusion.

night.

Osamu Dazai sat at the dining table and watched the hamburger meat poured with sauce in the bowl, and then looked up at Nana Sawada who looked at him expectantly.

"Hamburger meat?"

"Yeah." Nana Sawada nodded, "Hurry up and eat, Tsuna-kun."

Osamu Dazai looked at the hamburger meat again, picked up a knife and fork, cut a piece and stuffed it into his mouth.

"delicious."

"What else?" Sawada Nana's smile deepened a lot.

"Added vegetables."

"Yes!" Sawada Nana smiled, "Tsuna-kun doesn't eat much vegetables, and the nutrition is very unbalanced, so I deliberately chopped vegetables and added them to the meat. Could it be that you can't taste the vegetables at all?"

"Yeah." Osamu Dazai nodded.

He didn't taste the vegetables, but he could easily guess what Nana Sawada said in the morning.

"That's great~"

Nana Sawada breathed a sigh of relief, and began to eat herself.

"If Tsunade-kun is not enough, there are more. Next time, you must eat vegetables properly. I will try my best to make vegetables more delicious."

"It's delicious enough."

"Huh?" Sawada Nana looked at Dazai Osamu suspiciously, Dazai Osamu's voice was a little soft, and Sawada Nana couldn't hear it clearly.

Osamu Dazai's ears were a little red, and his voice was raised: "Mom, your cooking is delicious enough, I will eat it all next time."

"Ah~" Sawada Nana blinked, then smiled happily, full of energy, "Yoshi! You have to work harder!"

Osamu Dazai opened his mouth, but he didn't know what to say, so he continued to eat the hamburger meat.

It’s enough, no, it’s delicious!

It doesn't matter if you don't keep trying...

and also,

Don't treat me like a child, I'm not a child.

After eating, Osamu Dazai got into the bathroom and soaked in the bathtub.

He reached out and touched Sawada Tsunayoshi's body, shaking his head.

"This guy's body is really thin, and his physical fitness is also very poor. Yesterday, when he chased Kyouya Hibari, he completely dragged me down."

"Ah~~~~ I don't want to train at all. It would be great if I could switch back with Tsuna Ji-kun and let him train."

Osamu Dazai said as he took the book put aside and read it.

【Mr. Dazai, are you taking a bath? 】

"Yes~"

Osamu Dazai replied and felt it to Tsunayoshi. This guy is already lying on the bed. What time is it?

"You don't go to bed without taking a shower, do you? I don't want my body to become dirty and smelly."

[No!I took a shower. 】

"Eh—is it? I don't believe it."

"Gun Ji-jun took off his clothes and let me see if they really need to be washed."

【Huh----! ! ! ! 】

The corner of Dazai Osamu's mouth curled up. Even if he couldn't see the expression on his own face, he could still imagine Tsuna Kichi's appearance at the moment. Of course, the face corresponded to Tsuna Kichi's own face.

Tsunayoshi-kun is indeed a delightful toy~

"Don't you want to? Sure enough, it's fake?"

"Tsuna Yoshi-kun has also learned to lie. Could it be some bad habit that he has acquired after staying with slugs for a long time?"

"Slugs are proficient in smoking, drinking, and fighting. Will Tsunaji-kun use my body to do these things?"

"Wow wow~ so scary~ so scary~"

[I'm not, I didn't, don't talk nonsense! 】

【QAQ】

[I'll wash it again, okay? 】

"Hey~~~ Tsunayoshi-kun saw me taking a bath, so you want to take a bath with me across the world?"

"Tsunayoshi-kun is such a terrible little adult~"

【.........】

【Master Dazai, how can you let me go?woo woo woo......]

"Tsunayoshi-kun must be saying in his heart now: Devil! Mr. Dazai is a devil! It doesn't matter who comes, as long as this devil is punished."

[I didn't think about the second half of the sentence! 】

【Huh!】

"So Tsuna Ji-kun thought about the first half of the sentence."

【what! 】

"Since Tsunayoshi-kun thinks I'm a devil, should I do something devilish?"

Osamu Dazai turned over a page, and his eyes never left the book from the beginning to the end.

"Congratulations to the player Osamu Dazai for harvesting a shivering Tsunayoshi dumpling (ps: Tsunayoshi dumpling wearing Dazai Osamu's skin)!"

Osamu Dazai looked away from the book and looked towards the window above, and he saw a full moon through the glass.

"The moonlight is so beautiful, it is a good day to commit suicide."

【Huh--! ! ! 】

【Mr. Dazai, don't say terrible things! 】

[The beauty of the moonlight has nothing to do with suicide!No! 】

"Gunji-kun doesn't understand now."

【I don't want to understand QAQ】

"Ok."

"Snapped!"

Osamu Dazai closed the book.

【Huh?What is Mr. Dazai looking at? 】

"Ah, this book."

In order for Tsunayoshi to see clearly, Osamu Dazai exposed the writing.

【Human disqualification? 】

[Huh?Isn't this the same name as Mr. Dazai's ability? 】

"Look at the author's name below."

[Author name?Author name...]

【Huh----! ! ! ! ! 】

[Dazai Osamu? ! 】

[When did Mr. Dazai write a book?Amazing! 】

Osamu Dazai flicked his bangs on his forehead, put the book aside, and got out of the bathtub.

"I've only exchanged with you for three days. Gangji-kun thinks I can write a book and publish it in just three days?"

[Then, this is? 】

"Probably my peer in this world."

【? ? ? 】

Dazai Osamu sighed.

"Look, you won't understand even if I tell you. That's it, I'm going to continue reading."

【OK. 】

【Good night, Mr. Dazai. 】

Osamu Dazai hooked the corner of his mouth: "Good night."

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