Dazai's character set collapsed again today

I, Tsunayoshi Sawada, are known as Tsunade Tsuna.

Three days ago, I exchanged souls with a mafia boss named Osamu Dazai.

After two days of playing Mr. Dazai with trepidation, thanks to Mr. Dazai’s help, I finally finished it. I don’t need to play Mr. Dazai, just be myself.

However, such days only lasted for one day.

because.

I, Tsunayoshi Sawada, are known as Tsunade Tsuna.

I'm in a panic now.

What's more disconcerting than waking up to find yourself engaging in behavior that's going to teach your kids bad?

Gang Ji looked at his hands, his hands were holding the thick rope, the thick rope was tied to a thick branch with a dead knot, and a noose that was just big enough to cover his head was hanging down in front of his head .

There are crumbling stones under his feet, which may collapse at any time.

If his head was in the noose and the rocks collapsed, he might asphyxiate.

"Wow—what the hell is this!?"

After regaining his senses, Gangji was so frightened that he let go of the thick rope, and the already crumbling rock collapsed, and Gangji also fell backwards.

Fortunately, the ground was soft grass, which prevented the murder scene from unfolding.

【Ah~~~】

[What a disappointment. 】

[It's rare to perform a sacred ceremony in such a beautiful moonlight, but it's actually returned. 】

"Where is this sacred ceremony?!"

Gang Ji lightly touched the back of his head, the pain made him tear up.

Osamu Dazai is devout:

[Go to the sacred ceremony of hell. 】

Tsuna Yoshi: "......"

"Uuuuuu...the one who will go to hell in the end is me."

"Please, Mr. Dazai, don't use my body to do dangerous things."

"I don't want to die yet. Woohoo..."

"Eh? No!"

Gangji suddenly reacted.

"I am back!"

Gangji endured the pain in the back of his head and looked down at his body, tears of excitement wet his eyes.

"Great! I'm back! You don't have to worry about your body suddenly dying one day!"

[Gunji-kun is too happy to be happy. 】

"How come? It's obviously changed back."

Gang Ji got up from the ground, identified where he was, found the direction to go home, and walked towards the direction of home.

[It is indeed changed back now, but can Tsunaji-kun guarantee that it will be changed forever? 】

[If it's changed forever, why can I still contact you?Can you still feel the situation on your side? 】

[Gunji-kun can also try it, to see if he can perceive the situation on my side. 】

Tsunayoshi did what Dazai Osamu said, and indeed sensed the situation on Dazai Osamu's side, and immediately fell to his knees in shock.

"Woooo...why is this happening?"

"This kind of life is really too bad, too bad!"

[Okay, stop crying. 】

[It's not a big deal. 】

This is a big deal, Mr. Dazai!

[Leave this matter aside, is it okay for Tsunaji-kun to continue kneeling there? 】

[If you don't go home so late, be careful. 】

Osamu Dazai deliberately lowered his voice, and said grimly:

【Ghost haunts~】

"what--!!"

Gang Ji let out a cry of surprise and seemed to feel the cool wind blowing by his side, so frightened that he quickly got up from the ground and ran away.

"Whose fault is it that I'm still outside so late!!!"

Gangji was devastated.

【Have you heard of it? 】

Dazai Osamu's voice was still so gloomy.

Gangji covered his ears and shook his head.

"I haven't heard of it, I haven't heard of anything!"

[The high school next door has recently spread rumors about the seven wonders on campus. It is said that several people have encountered the seven wonders. Is Tsunaji-kun interested in taking a look? 】

"No no no no! Woo-wah-"

Gangji continued to run wildly.

On the other side, Osamu Dazai was in a very happy mood shaking the wine glass, the light yellow liquid exuding a mellow wine swayed with it, and the spherical ice cubes in the wine glass jingled.

"Tsunayoshi-kun's training method has been decided."

Little did he know that he was being targeted by Osamu Dazai again, and Tsunakichi ran all the way home, only calmed down after being reminded by Osamu Dazai, and quietly entered the house, so as not to wake up Nana Sawada who was already asleep.

After running all the way, Gangji was already covered in sweat.

Osamu Dazai took a bath before, and it was all for nothing.

Even though she really didn't want that, Tsuna had to go into the bathroom to take a shower alone.

"Mr. Dazai, don't cut off contact, absolutely not!"

【calm down. 】

"Will Mr. Dazai tell me a story?"

Tsunayoshi is still worried, because Osamu Dazai's urinating nature may really cut off contact suddenly, leaving him alone in the bathroom so scared that he turns on the vibration mode.

【Can. 】

When Gangji heard this, his heart was half relieved.

"Thank you Mr. Dazai."

As Tsuna spoke, he also turned on the bathroom heater and began to rinse.

[Ms. Hanako, who lives in the third cubicle of the women's toilet on the third floor of the old school building, is known as the Seven Mysteries of the Seagull High School next door, who can fulfill any wish. 】

Osamu Dazai's voice was eerie and strange.

【"Boom!" "Boom!" "Boom!"】

[After knocking on the door three times, he said. 】

[Miss Hanako. 】

[Miss Hanako. 】

【are you there? 】

【'Yes~'】

[Miss Hanako replied. 】

[Are you listening?Tsuna Yoshi-kun? 】

Gang Ji-jun said that I have petrified and fainted, don't bother.

Gangji had a dream.

In the dream, he came to a strange school building. There was no one in the school building, and it was quiet everywhere, as if there was no one in it.

"Da, da, da, da."

The sound of his footsteps echoed throughout the old school building, which was extremely eerie.

Gang Ji was frightened and didn't dare to move forward at all, but his legs stepped up the stairs step by step uncontrollably.

One floor, two floors, three floors, and when the third floor is reached, it will no longer continue upward.

But he walked in the corridor on the third floor.

"Da, da, da, da."

His footsteps were still so clear and penetrating.

After walking for a few minutes, Gangji stopped.

He looked up at the door plate, which said the words Ladies Toilet.

Tsuna Yoshi: "......"

Suddenly, he thought of the story Osamu Dazai told before he fell asleep.

Eh?Before falling asleep?

Gang Ji had no time to think about these things, his legs moved without authorization again, he pushed open the door of the women's toilet and walked in.

Not good not good not good very bad!

Tsuna yelled in his heart not to go in, but he couldn't control his body at all.

Tsuna's legs led him to the third compartment, and he knocked on the door three times.

"Miss Hanako."

He opened his mouth to speak.

"Miss Hanako."

"are you there?"

"In-of-yo~"

The moment the sound sounded, fear swept through Tsuna's body. He stared at the third compartment, and there was a ghost in the toilet next to him.

Tsuna, who understood this fact, just wanted to faint immediately.

But he didn't faint.

The door also slowly opened with a creaking sound.

With the door fully open, Tsuna's fear reached its peak.

"What do you wish for?"

The boy in the old student uniform bent his eyes and looked at Tsunaki with a smile. The boy had a red letter on a white background and a black student cap on his face. He looked about the same age as him.

Eh------! ! !

This is not Miss Hanako but Mr. Hanako! ! !

Tsuna doesn't know why he still has the energy to complain at this time, but he can't control his spirit of complaining just like he can't control his body.

"My wish is,"

Gang Ji found himself speaking out, obviously he didn't want to speak at all.

"Wants."

"Ringling~Ringling~"

The sound of the drum made Gang Ji feel suddenly sober, and he also took control of his body at the moment of waking up.

When Tsunayoshi looked at other places from himself, he realized that he was now in the darkness. The school building, the Miss Hanako who fulfilled people's wishes, ah no, it was Hanako-kun were all gone.

"Where is this place?"

"Child who lost his way in the dream, go back."

Tsuna looked at the person who was speaking, it was a girl who appeared beside him at some point and looked as cute as a butterfly.

"you are?"

The girl smiled slightly, clapped the drum on her hand, and the drum bell rang rhythmically.

Gangji felt his eyes go blank, and subconsciously opened his eyes.

What catches the eye is the familiar ceiling, the back is the cold floor, and the hot water washing over the body.

"this is my house?"

Gangji blinked, still a little confused.

[Gunji-kun finally woke up? 】

[I thought you were going to sleep in the bathroom all night. 】

"Mr. Dazai..."

Dazai Osamu's voice made Tsuna Kichi want to cry, what happened just now made him too terrified, now hearing the voice of an acquaintance, for Tsuna Kichi, it was the sound of nature.

eh?

Gangji tilted his head.

What happened just now?

Gang Ji scratched his head and suddenly remembered.

He passed out because of the horror story Mr. Dazai told! ! !

[Hello——Tsuna Yoshikun——are you okay——? 】

"Woooo..."

Gangji covered his face.

"It's all Dazai-san's fault!"

"Woooooo...I'm super scared! It's so scary...QAQ"

Although Tsunayoshi didn't remember what he was afraid of, it was Dazai Osamu's fault.

【……】

At the same time, in the women's toilet on the third floor of the old school building of Seagull Academy, Hanako-kun blinked suspiciously.

"Allah? Where are people?"

He touched his chin.

"It's strange."

"Well, let Ningning and Guang check it out tomorrow."

He jumped to sit on the window sill, looked at the moon in the sky, smiled and said: "It's very interesting, isn't it?"

Tsuna is dreaming again.

Why say it again?

Gangji was puzzled, but couldn't remember anything.

"Oh~"

"I didn't expect to meet other people when I went out for a walk."

Gang Ji looked at the speaker, his eyes slightly opened: "The pineapple has become a spirit!?!"

"kufufufu......."

"Want to travel to hell?"

"what?!"

Gang Ji suddenly found that the green grass had collapsed, and the blue sky and white clouds were also stained with blood.

He fell into hell.

"Woo-wow-"

Gang Ji jumped out of the bed with a bounce, stepped on his right foot with his left foot, and fell to the ground with a "bang".

"Woooooo...my face hurts..."

"But, compared to the face, the back of the head hurts more... The back of the head was seriously injured last night."

"No, no, why am I so unlucky when I get up early in the morning?"

[Probably meet the god of death. 】

Tsuna Yoshi: "......"

After all, it's not all your fault, Dazai-san!

Huh?

and many more!

Did I seem to be dreaming last night?

What dream did you have?

Gangji pinched his chin and pondered.

【good.It was my fault, let me tell you another story. 】

[I told a story about Ms. Hanako last night, so I will tell you about it today. 】

"It's not Miss Hanako, it's Hanako-kun!"

Tsunayoshi subconsciously interrupted Dazai Osamu, even Tsunayoshi himself was stunned after the interruption.

How did he know it belonged to Hanako-kun?

In an instant, everything experienced in the dream last night came to life in Tsuna's mind.

Tsuna Kichi was stunned on the spot, until Dazai Osamu's questioning sound woke him up.

Gangji shoved into the bed, wrapped herself tightly and shivered.

"Mr. Dazai, listen to me! Last night..."

Tsunayoshi told Osamu Dazai in detail about what happened in the dream, and after he finished speaking, his fear was lessened, and he stopped trembling all the time.

"That's right, Dazai-san."

"Tell me, what's going on?"

【Um----】

【Gunji-kun saw the male Hanako-kun in his dream, and was rescued by a cute girl, and then dreamed of pineapple essence, and was taken on a day trip to hell by him? 】

"Yeah, that's right, that's it."

Osamu Dazai fell silent.

"Mr. Dazai?"

Tsunade called out tentatively.

【Tsunayoshi-kun has reached this age too. 】

"what?"

【Dreaming about the age of a cute girl. 】

After understanding what Osamu Dazai meant, Tsunayoshi's face turned red. The lack of oxygen caused by shrinking under the blanket made his face hot, but now his face is even hotter.

"It's not like that!"

"Mr. Dazai is a devil, a devil... woohoo..."

[If you want to be sure, go to Seagull High School. 】

Tsuna Yoshi: "......"

Dazai-san, you jump the topic too fast!

【As long as you see that Hanako-kun, you can prove that your dream is true. 】

[You can also fulfill the wishes you didn't make last night. 】

"No!" Tsuna Ji Guangspeed refused, "I don't have any wishes to fulfill."

"Mr. Gang, breakfast is ready!"

Nana Sawada's voice came from downstairs, Tsunayoshi got out of bed and said, "Just treat it as a normal dream."

He doesn't want to go to dangerous and weird places, absolutely not!

Gang Ji quickly changed his clothes, washed himself and went downstairs.

"Good morning, Mom."

Gang Ji said hello and pulled the stool to sit down.

"Gun-jun, good morning."

Nana Sawada turned her head to look at Tsunayoshi, "Huh?"

"What's wrong? Mom?" Tsunayoshi looked at Nana Sawada in confusion.

Sawada Nana blinked, smiled and shook her head: "No, it's nothing. This is today's breakfast."

Sawada Nana put the burger in front of Tsunayoshi.

A gleam of surprise flashed in Tsunade's eyes.

"It's a hamburger! Thanks mom!"

"I still had leftover ingredients for making hamburgers last night, so I made hamburgers this morning." Nana Sawada said, "Tsuna-kun likes hamburgers, right?"

"Yeah, I really like it!"

As Tsuna spoke, he took a big bite of the hamburger, and a look of happiness appeared on his face.

Seeing this, Sawada Nana also showed a warm smile.

After eating such a big mouthful of hamburger, Gang Ji was a little choked, he took the milk on the side and drank it, his eyes glanced at the living room inadvertently.

"what?"

Gang Ji stared at the corner of the living room near the French windows in the courtyard, rubbed his eyes, and said strangely: "Mom, when did we have coal balls in our house?"

"Ball? We don't have that kind of thing at home." Nana Sawada wondered, "Do you want Tsuna-kun?"

"No. Here," Tsuna pointed to the corner, "is there one there?"

Mom doesn't know, could it be that Mr. Dazai brought it back?

Nana Sawada looked towards Tsunayoshi and scanned the area.

"where?"

"It's right there, it's an obvious lump, about one size smaller than my fist." Gangji compared his fist.

"I didn't see it, Gang-jun."

"Eh?"

Gang Ji faintly noticed something was wrong, and he looked at the briquette again.

The briquettes are moving!

Tsuna: "!!!!!!"

The briquette swung left and right, and then a pair of eyes appeared on the briquette's round and fluffy body, and then stretched out a pair of hands and feet.

Tsuna who witnessed everything: "!!!!!!"

At the same time, an idea popped up in Tsuna's mind.

My ordinary daily life is over.

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