Dazai's character set collapsed again today

Mr. Dazai!Mr. Dazai!

Tsunayoshi's urgent call made Osamu Dazai look this way immediately.

【What's wrong? 】

look over there!Can you see that briquette?

Osamu Dazai "looked" in the direction Tsunayoshi pointed, and also saw the briquettes that seemed to be looking for an exit to leave. A trace of surprise flashed in his eyes.

【monster? 】

Dazai-san thinks it's a monster too, right?

Seeing that Osamu Dazai also thought it was a monster, Tsunakichi became more and more frightened.

After dreaming of the ghost Hanako-kun last night, and now seeing a monster again, Tsunayoshi felt a pain in his heart.

What are these things?Why did he have to encounter such a thing?

[Gangji-kun grabs it and has a look to see if it is a monster. 】

Tsuna Yoshi: "......"

Mr. Dazai, are you serious?

【seriously. 】

Seriously, neither do I!

Tsunakichi quickly finished his breakfast, took his schoolbag and wanted to leave, but he couldn't rest assured that Nana Sawada was still at home, so he had to fold it back again.

"Did Gang-jun forget something?"

Gangji glanced wildly: "Ah, yes."

Seeing this, Sawada Nana continued to clean up the dishes.

Seeing that Nana Sawada had no doubts, Tsunayoshi couldn't help but heaved a sigh of relief. He looked at the briquette, which was struggling to push the French window, as if it wanted to go out.

Looking at it like this, Gangji suddenly felt that there was nothing scary about this monster.

"what?"

Tsuna looked at the ground where the briquettes were, and there were red dots on them.

He was watching, and there were a little more red spots on the ground.

Tsuna looked at the briquette monster again, wondering if it was injured?

The briquette didn't realize that it was seen by a human being, it was still pushing the French window hard, trying to open a crack and get out from there.

Gang Ji remained silent for a few seconds, then quickly ran upstairs and entered his room.

Then he picked up the bandage that Osamu Dazai had put in the drawer, cut a length and then cut it into a thin strip.

Gang Ji took the cut bandages and went downstairs. After a few minutes of mental preparation in the living room, he walked to the French window and squatted down in front of the briquettes.

At first, the briquette didn't pay attention to it, but when it met Gangji's eyes, it realized that Gangji could see it.

For a moment, the briquettes were trembling with fright.

When Gangji saw this, the fear in his heart disappeared without a trace.

Gang Ji looked at the briquettes and smiled: "Don't worry, I won't hurt you. I see that you are injured and want to help you bandage it."

Gangji shook the bandage in his hand.

"Can I bandage it for you?"

The briquette stopped trembling when he heard the words. It stared at Gang Ji's gentle smile for a while, and after distinguishing that Gang Ji had no malice towards it, stretched out its left leg.

There was a deep wound on the coal ball's left leg, and the wound was bleeding out. It must have been caused by the wound being burst open when it pushed the French window hard just now.

"It may hurt a little, bear with it."

Gang Ji found the wound medicine to stop the bleeding from the first aid kit, and carefully applied it to the briquette's leg.

[Are you a nice person? 】

【Aren't you afraid that this monster is a ferocious bad monster? 】

But I don't think it's a bad monster.

[It is better to be vigilant about everything. 】

[There are many examples of human face and animal heart. 】

Hmm...I see, Dazai-san, I'll pay attention next time.

Gang Ji responded and looked at the briquettes again.

Xu Shi felt the pain, and Dou Da's tears fell from the eyes of the briquettes.

Seeing that it was in pain, it didn't make a sound and just cried silently. Gang Ji also felt a little distressed, and couldn't help comforting him: "It will be fine soon."

Talking about what Gang Ji thought of, he took out a candy from his pocket, unpacked it and handed it to the coal ball: "Do you want candy? It's very sweet."

The coal ball blinked but did not move. Just when Gangji thought that the coal ball didn't like candy or had no mouth, the coal ball opened its mouth as wide as the body and bit down on the candy.

Gang Ji's fingertips trembled, he almost thought his finger was about to be bitten off.

"Whoo~"

Gangji took a long breath, calmed his beating heart, and looked at the briquettes again.

Briquette squinted his eyes, enjoying it.

Gang Ji bent the corner of his mouth, and took out the bandage he had cut before to cover the wound for the briquettes.

Tsunaki tied an ugly bow and said, "Okay."

Briquette looked at the bandaged left leg and then at Gangji.

Gang Ji packed the first aid kit, and opened the floor-to-ceiling windows after packing. He smiled at the coal monster: "Next time, be careful not to get hurt again, and don't be locked up in someone else's house again."

After Gang Ji finished speaking, he took the first aid kit and left. He put the first aid kit away and looked up at the time, his eyes popped out.

"Oops! We're going to be late!"

Gang Ji didn't have time to see if the briquettes had left, so he picked up his schoolbag and started running.

10 minute later.

"Oh!"

With the sound of closing the door, Gang Ji jumped up to the second floor like an afterimage, returned to her room, closed the door forcefully, got into the bed and shook into a sieve.

After about 3 minutes, Gang Ji got out of the quilt tremblingly, his eyes and face were full of horror.

"Did you see Mr. Dazai?"

"It's a ghost! A ghost! There are other monsters!"

"Wow, what the hell is going on?"

"Why are there so many ghosts and monsters suddenly appearing?"

"Is the end coming? Are monsters and ghosts gathering?"

"........."

Gang Ji kept thinking, his fear did not dissipate with time but intensified.

[Give you ten seconds to calm down. 】

[One, two, three, ten. 】

"Where is this ten seconds! Can't Mr. Dazai be a human again?" Tsunayoshi complained.

[I am a devil. 】

[Don’t Tsunayoshi-kun think so? 】

Tsuna Yoshi: "......"

Thinking of what he said just now, Gangji's heart trembled, and cold sweat rolled down his forehead.

For the sake of his own life, Gang Ji can bend and stretch.

"Master Dazai, please forgive me!"

"I know that you are magnanimous, and you will never take a small person like me to heart."

[Magnificence?Poof~]

【Is Tsunayoshi-kun joking? 】

[I am a mafia. 】

Tsuna Yoshi: "......"

"Uuuuuuuuuuu Mr. Dazai, how can you forgive me?" Tsunakichi burst into tears.

He was scared to death by ghosts and monsters, but now he has to accept threats from Osamu Dazai, isn't it too miserable?

[It's not impossible to forgive you. 】

When Tsuna heard that, he immediately nodded with anticipation in his eyes: "As long as Mr. Dazai can forgive me, I can do anything."

【Can do anything? 】

"Yes."

【Well——Let's do it. 】

"Uh-huh."

【From today onwards, Gangji-kun will go for morning jogs and night jogs every day. 】

"Uh-huh."

Tsunayoshi nodded halfway, thinking about something wrong, but after realizing it, he said incredulously, "Running in the morning and running at night, Mr. Dazai is not joking?"

While it's hard to get up that early, it's doable with a little effort.

But, is this the hot Dazai's request?

[No kidding. 】

[Gun Ji-jun runs around the whole city five times in the morning and five times in the evening every day from today. 】

Gangji's head froze for a few seconds, and he laughed with a pale face.

"Mr. Dazai's joke is really funny."

[Gunji-kun, I'm serious. 】

"I can't do it! I really can't do it!" Gang Ji retracted into the quilt again, shaking his head frantically, "Run around and Sheng five times, I will definitely die!"

【That's it.How many laps do Tsunaji-kun think is appropriate? 】

Hearing that there was still room for negotiation, Tsuna was happy but at the same time a little uneasy.

Mr. Dazai would be so kind?

But what if Mr. Dazai suddenly found out his conscience?

Thinking like this, Gang Ji got out of the bed and said tremblingly: "1, 1 circle?"

【Hey~~~ a circle...】

Gang Ji's throat tightened, and he said again:

"No! Two, two laps?"

【Two laps...】

Gang Ji grabbed the quilt tightly, closed his eyes, and gritted his teeth:

"Three laps!"

[Tsuna Yoshi-kun is so energetic. 】

[Originally, I thought that one lap would be enough. After all, I have already figured out Tsuna Ji-kun's body, and the limit of running around Bingsheng is one lap. 】

【But Tsuna Ji-kun thinks he can run three laps, so I won't discourage you. 】

【You are awesome, Tsunayoshi-kun~】

【Clap and applause for you~】

Tsuna Yoshi: "......"

Gang Jisheng fell on the bed helplessly, crying two lines.

"Woooooooo..."

[Okay, one and a half laps will do. 】

"what?"

【do not do it?That's three laps. 】

"I want it! I want it!"

Tsuna Kichi felt that he had hope of life again, and he was moved: "Thank you Mr. Dazai."

【You're welcome. 】

In the dark chief's office, the corner of Dazai Osamu's mouth curled up, and he spit out a few words: "What a fool."

At this time Zhongyuan Zhong also opened the door and came in.

Osamu Dazai looked at Chuya Nakahara, fanned the wind, and said, "I said, where does the smell of slugs come from, so it's Chuya."

"Huh~~~" Osamu Dazai glanced at the bento that Nakahara was carrying with disgust, "Isn't my breakfast also contaminated with the smell of slugs? Oh, it's so disgusting, I want to vomit~"

Osamu Dazai waved his hand: "Slug hurry up and ask others to buy another breakfast."

"Oh!"

The bento in Nakahara Chuya's hand was crushed to pieces by gravity.

Nakahara Chuya's forehead bulged with veins, he glared at Osamu Dazai viciously, his teeth creaked and said, "Dead mackerel!"

"What? Chuya, what are you talking about? Are you insulting the leader? I didn't hear you clearly, why don't you say it again?"

Zhong Yuanzhong also took a deep breath, left the word "bastard" before turning around and leaving the office.

When he left, he was still wondering why there was such a big gap between personalities, even though they were the same person?

Dazai Osamu was in a very happy mood, and he turned his attention to Tsunayoshi again.

Tsunaki was still worrying about why so many monsters and ghosts suddenly appeared at the Bingshenghui, and whether something bad happened.

【Have you ever thought about it, Tsunayoshi-kun, it’s not that there were no monsters and ghosts before Bingsheng, but that there were monsters and ghosts, but you couldn’t see them before? 】

Osamu Dazai's words made Tsunayoshi stop thinking about it.

[Can Tsunayoshi-kun see it now for some reason? 】

Tsuna wanted to refute, but really couldn't find a reason to refute.

He hadn't seen ghosts before because he couldn't see them.

Now he sees ghosts because he can see them.

But.....

"Why did this happen all of a sudden?"

"Since you couldn't see it before, shouldn't you never see it?"

Now I can suddenly see it, and there are only troubles.

As Tsuna thought about it, a picture appeared in his mind.

One day he went shopping, and saw a ghost, but he didn't recognize it as a ghost, and something happened, and he started talking to the ghost.

The people around saw him and kept away from him one after another, thinking him as crazy.Because only he can see the ghost, and no one else can.

Thinking that such a scene is likely to happen in the future, Tsuna wants to die on the spot.

[Could it be related to your dream last night? 】

"Well, it's very possible." Gangji recalled, if he had encountered any weird things recently, things...

Tsuna Kichi lifts the table (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

I've encountered all kinds of weird things recently!

But the most suspicious thing is the dream last night, and Hanako-kun.

【Want to see it? 】

"Look at what?"

[Hanako-kun from Seagull High School. 】

Tsuna Yoshi: "......"

[If Tsunaji-kun doesn't want to find the source or solve this matter, you can pretend that I didn't say anything. 】

【Seeing ghosts, monsters, it doesn’t affect me~】

Tsuna: "..."

Gangji: "Whoa, I'll go!"

Although Tsuna decided to go to Seagull High School to find out, he didn't plan to go to school anymore.

He didn't know how many monsters and ghosts he would meet along the way, as soon as he thought of that scene, he was too scared to go out.

So Osamu Dazai suggested that Tsuna would simply ask for leave and not go to school.

Tsunayoshi naturally agreed and asked Sawada Nana to ask for leave from school.

Nana Sawada, as always, had no doubts about Tsunayoshi's request, which also made Tsunayoshi rack his brains to think of excuses that were useless.

Seeing Tsunayoshi standing there with a strange expression, Sawada Nana asked suspiciously, "Is there something else, Tsuna-kun?"

Gang Ji hurriedly shook his head: "No more!"

After talking, Gangji ran back to the bedroom.

This time, Gangji was completely calm.

With this calmness, Gang Ji realized that there were some more things in his room, the most conspicuous one being the desk.

The desk is full of books, which seem to be newly bought.

Tsuna walked over to take a look, and there was a book called "No Longer Human" that he saw Dazai Osamu was reading last night.

In addition to this book, there are many books such as "The Setting Sun", "Seamless Clothes", "The Good Couple", "On the Fall" and so on.

""Song of the Goat", Nakahara Chuya? "Golden Yasha", Ozaki Momiji?"

"what--!"

"Why are there the names of Mr. Chuya and sister Hongye?!"

[In this world, they are the literary giants in history. 】

"What do you mean?"

[Do you know the parallel world? 】

"Uh-huh."

[They are equivalent to us in the parallel world, and us in another world. 】

Tsunayoshi nodded half-understanding, and his eyes fell on "No Longer in the World": "So the author who wrote this book is Mr. Dazai of this world?"

【Um. 】

Tsunakichi felt a little surprised. He quickly scanned the books, and when he saw the words Fukuzawa Yukichi, he said excitedly: "Where is Mr. Fukuzawa Yukichi? Does he exist in that world?"

[You don’t know so many great writers, but you do know Mr. Fukuzawa. 】

Gang Ji blushed: "After all, he is the person printed on the [-] yuan bill..."

【Yep. 】

Tsunayoshi's eyes lit up, and when he thought that he must meet the real person if he had the opportunity, he heard Osamu Dazai say:

[Mr. Fukuzawa is the president of the Armed Detective Agency in my side of the world, an existence that is hostile to the port mafia. 】

Tsuna Yoshi: "..."

Dreams shattered.

Is there still time for Congliang?

【That's too late. 】

qaq

It didn't take long for Gangji to calm down after being sad.

Probably because he knew that Mr. Osamu Dazai, the historical literary giant, is the Mr. Dazai of this world, Tsunayoshi also had the urge to know him, so he looked up some things about Osamu Dazai.

After reading Osamu Dazai's biography, Tsunayoshi said curiously: "Mr. Dazai, the information says that Mr. Dazai, Mr. Tan Kazuo, Mr. Sakaguchi Ango, and Mr. Oda Sakunosuke are good friends. The world over there Are there Mr. Sakaguchi Yasugo and Mr. Oda Sakunosuke too? Are they also friends with you?"

Osamu Dazai didn't reply, and there was an eerie silence.

Seeing that Osamu Dazai did not respond, Tsunayoshi felt it towards Osamu Dazai, and Osamu Dazai was not busy but sat there quietly.

Tsunayoshi couldn't see Dazai's face, so he didn't know what Dazai's expression was like at the moment, let alone why Dazai was silent.

But such a long silence made Gang Ji a little uneasy, and his heart was also agitated. He suddenly felt that he seemed to have done something wrong.

"I'm sorry." Gang Ji lowered his head.

【Why did Tsunayoshi-kun apologize? 】

"do not know."

Dazai smiled.

[There is no Kazuo Tan in this world, but Ango Sakaguchi and Sakunosuke Oda exist, but we are not friends. 】

[Ango Sakaguchi is a member of the Supernatural Secret Service Division and an enemy of the port mafia. 】

[Oda Sakunosuke just joined the Armed Detective Agency, and is also an enemy. 】

"Ah, there are so many enemies." Gang Ji's voice was a little choked up.

[There are quite a lot. 】

[There will be more in the future. 】

"That's really bad."

【Yes. 】

"........."

【……】

【why cry? 】

"Because I want to cry."

【….】

[What a little fool. 】

"certainly not."

Gangji wiped away her tears with the toilet paper, feeling less uncomfortable.

Although he couldn't see Dazai Osamu's face, Tsunakichi knew that Dazai Osamu must be smiling.

But that doesn't mean Osamu Dazai is happy now, the smile is just a disguise.

Because Tsuna Yoshi could only hear from Osamu Dazai's tone that he was sad and wanted to cry.

But Osamu Dazai won't cry.

So, let him cry instead of Mr. Dazai.

There was no shame in crying for him.

[Kunji-kun. 】

"Ok?"

【Have you practiced your handwriting today? 】

"what?"

[It just so happens that you don't go to school today, so let's extend the one-hour daily calligraphy practice time by one hour. 】

Tsuna Yoshi: "......"

That's right, after he was criticized by Osamu Dazai for his ugly handwriting, Osamu Dazai asked him to practice calligraphy for an hour a day.

The name is that as a leader, the handwriting can be ugly, it must be written beautifully and neatly.

[Two hours seems not enough?Three hours is good~]

Tsuna Yoshi: "..."

Woohoo, give me back the tears I just had!

devil!demon!

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