Bringing buns to brush local tyrants

Boss Pei felt that his integrity needed to be recharged.

With just one click of the mouse, he opened the door to a new world. He broke out in cold sweat watching the two men roll the sheets, and when he looked at the one above, his penis hurt, and when he looked at the one below, his ass hurt. The whole film actually looked like a ghost upper body from the beginning to the end, and then played another part like a ghost upper body...

Pei Yan comforted himself, if you look more, it won't be so scary anymore, if you look more, you will know that having sex with a man is nothing more than that... No, I really think there is something wrong, he doesn't want to have sex with a man!And as soon as I come up, I will see why the European and American version of the big guy is!Who exactly did you substitute for that black man? Could it be Boss Zhou?

No, no!

Boss Pei covered his thumping darling with one hand, and his bouncing little Ding Ding with the other, his eyes turned black.

Unwillingly, he went to download two more porn movies, and after disliking the male lead in them for a long time, he completely knelt down.

Maybe, something is really broken? Boss Pei, you have to face yourself!

The next Saturday, the sun was shining brightly in winter, and even the wind was not so biting.

Pei Yan huddled under the blanket, pretending to be dead and not wanting to get up. He felt that the life he had insisted on for 27 years had been overturned. He kept hinting that his girlfriend was Teacher Cang, but it was a pity that he found out that he couldn't even remember what Teacher Cang looked like. clear.

He had a nightmare all night. When he woke up, his hands and feet were trembling and his body was cold. Little Ding Ding was sticky all over his body, and he curled himself into a ball with his head down, lifeless like his master.

In the dream, Boss Zhou was wearing sunglasses for a while, and Boss Zhou was not wearing sunglasses for a while. It was like watching Hong Kong manga for a while, and Japanese girl manga for a while. It was exhausting.What is even more distressing is that the two Zhou bosses did this to him all night. No matter how hard he struggled or begged to refuse, Zhou boss never let him go.

"Bahahahaha, although the little mouth above you said no, but the little mouth below you bites me tightly..." Yes, this is the line that Boss Zhou said the most in his dream, his own What about the lines?Butterfly Ya or Yiku or Taimoji?

The sky is falling!

Boss Pei learned from the painful experience and decided to stay away from Boss Zhou from today on!

The game can be played, after all, they are all virtual characters, and they will never jump out and make themselves like this or that, but the real ones are too scary!Pei Yan bit her nails, thinking how to refuse to let Boss Zhou send the dog eggs to her home without annoying him...

It's so hard!

On a rare day, Pei Yan didn't open the game of Holy Demon, but finished Lianliankan and poker all day, his eyes became dizzy and his whole body was not right after playing.

From the moment Pei Yan came down from upstairs with vacant footsteps and straight eyes, Wang Dong noticed a subtle change in his aura.

In the past, Wang Dong really regarded Pei Yan as a buddy, but at this moment, he felt that Pei Yan should become an insider just like himself.

Should I say congratulations or express regret or should I angrily reprimand and cry bitterly?Wang Dong pondered for a while and decided to pretend he didn't see it.

Boss Wang's enchanting Crystal Heart and Li Fei's Flying God Bull have worked hard to increase their friendship in the game. Although this thing can be increased by buying props, it is too unromantic for Boss Wang to chew on it. Doing tasks to upgrade your friendship is the strongest friendship!

But when the two of them upgrade here, the local tyrants over there will be lively.

why?

Mrs. Sister-in-law, who is online every day, didn't come up today! !

Mrs. Nima is getting married tomorrow. Are you shy for not coming up today?

Sister-in-law, did you hear the call of the crowd? Hurry up and play~

Hey, today they have killed a lot of celebrities! Sister-in-law, you love to watch it!

Wang Dong watched these local tyrants yelling on the guild channel, and laughed so hard.He especially wanted to say that your sister-in-law's wife is playing spider solitaire next to me, and she hasn't won a single game after playing for two hours, which is considered weird.

Everyone couldn't find Mrs. Sister-in-law, so they had to find Mrs. Sister-in-law's good friend to inquire about the situation.

[Guild] Jack Jack Su: Enchanting, do you know what Mrs. Sister-in-law is doing now? Why doesn't he come up?

[Guild] Enchanting Crystal Heart: Probably shy.

[Guild] Jack Jacksu: ... won't run away from marriage, right?Otherwise, the boss will cry, really cry!

[Guild] Enchanting Crystal Heart: Probably... no...

Wang Dong carefully looked at Pei Yan's face: "Hey, you don't intend to run away from marriage, do you?"

Pei Yan just discarded the cards and started playing minesweeper. Hearing this sentence, the mouse trembled and clicked on the mines.

"I got married in a game, so why did I run away from marriage?" Boss Pei was angry: "You know how to play games, be careful that you will be so fat that you can't walk! The weather is so good today and you wake up so early. Are you annoying? My son doesn't wake up like you Good morning! Dun Duner also knows how to use the computer to watch American dramas to learn English, you just know how to play! Did they say anything about me?"

Wang Dong looked at him blankly, "Damn, this person is so cheap and uncomfortable, Rory, you just want to ask the last question, right?"Can I use that old man as a cushion?

"They said they wanted to see the bridal chamber of the boss and his wife." Wang Dong added fuel to the fire.

"Does the game have this function? It's not good for them to think too much, Sao Nian. Is there nowhere to spend the money? Return the bridal chamber! I'll poke their eyes!" Pei Yan scolded with a serious face: "Playing games is not enough!" Does their mother know that they have played tricks?"

Wang Dong calmed down, and quickly entered a sentence in the game guild dialog box.

[Guild] Enchanting Crystal Heart: Mrs. sister-in-law has a little endocrine disorder, I'll go take a look, I'll be back in a while!

Then no matter how the people inside called him, he just turned off the mic, pulled off the earphone and threw it aside: "Pei Yan, did you take the wrong medicine?"

"You took the wrong medicine!" Pei Yan stared, and he looked at the time: "It's already three o'clock and you still haven't made dinner!"

Wang Dong squinted his eyes and looked Boss Pei up and down until he got scared: "You... last night..."

"I didn't do anything!" Pei Yan gathered the clothes on his body: "I know you must have had a good time playing with Da Fei last night." After speaking, he swept Wang Dong's buttocks: "It doesn't hurt to sit still. Is it?"

Wang Dong was overjoyed, he scratched his hair helplessly: "Do you want me to analyze your current state for you?"

"I won't listen." Boss Pei was arrogant.He broke down and opened a new plate of minesweeper, poked it twice, and it exploded again.

Pei Yan: "..."

"Tell me, what do you want to analyze?" He shook off the mouse and squinted at his good friend beside him: "Be careful if you say something ugly, I will beat you."

"Are you a premarital phobia?" Wang Dong used an affirmative sentence of doubt.

"I'll beat you!" Pei Yan pounced on him, but was kicked back: "Did you read the website I gave you yesterday?"

Pei Yan blushed instantly: "What website? Oh, the one you mentioned? Where did I look, I didn't look!"

"I don't believe it!" Wang Dong stood up and made a gesture to go upstairs: "I'll go to your computer to check, there are definitely traces of downloading!"

Pei Yan was in a hurry: "Look at my computer, can you control what I download?"

"Isn't that enough? You read it and downloaded it. It shouldn't be a movie. Have a dream at night?" Wang Dong complacently said, "I can still guess who you dreamed about."

Pei Yan was a little restless: "Who else can I dream of? Naturally, my son. Who else can I dream of..."

"Boss Zhou." Wang Dong took a cigarette and hung it on his mouth: "The person who has influenced you the most recently is Boss Zhou. As the saying goes, you think about him every day and dream at night. Dream about him."

"Who said I was thinking about him during the day!" Pei Yan was furious: "What do I think about him!"

"Why do you think he didn't send the child here? What else could he be thinking?" Wang Dong blinked innocently: "I asked you to help pick up the child all the time, but suddenly no one came, any normal person would think about it, right? Otherwise what do you think?"

Pei Yan choked and fell back: "Don't you miss him?"

"I don't want to. I'm busy with restaurants and games during the day. I kiss and touch Dafei at night. What do I want him to do?" Wang Dong rolled his eyes, lit the cigarette with a click of a lighter, and then exhaled a puff of white mist: "I Analytical, right?"

"To you, uncle!" Pei Yan waved his hand angrily, to disperse the smoke in front of his eyes: "Besides, I don't think he has anything to do with me not being able to play the game."

Boss Wang pretended to be profound, sighed and shook his head: "You, it's not good to be so naughty all the time."

Pei Yan was almost spit out by Lei: "Can you still speak human language?"

Boss Wang was not in a hurry, and pointed to the game interface: "I'll see you at [-] o'clock tomorrow night, you promised it yourself. It's a pity, while marrying a local tyrant in the game, I was thinking about it outside the game." Other men, you little goblin are getting more and more presumptuous."

Pei Yan finally understood that this guy was actually making fun of him, and he gave the incomparably arrogant Boss Wang a cold look: "Do you believe that I will go to Da Fei to speak ill of you?"

Wang Dong crossed his legs and shook his head: "He doesn't believe it, he loves me so much, he's dying~~~"

Pei Yan opened Penguin, found Li Fei's number and clicked on it: Boss Wang just complained to me about your poor skills, so he asked you to exercise more to maintain your endurance.

After a while, there was movement from Li Fei.

Fat Bird Who Can't Fly High: Got it, I will try my best.

The son is the best: it doesn't matter if he doesn't come for a day now and then, the restaurant can't go down without him, at worst, you can buy goods for him.

Fat bird who can't fly high: Hehe, I see.

The son is the best: He also complained that you were too gentle and had too few tricks, which made it over as soon as he got interested.

The fat bird who can't fly high: ... Boss, how are you preparing for tomorrow's wedding?Why don't you play games today?

Son is the best: deduct your salary!

Fat Bird Who Can't Fly High: Hehe...