Bringing buns to brush local tyrants

Boss Pei felt physically and mentally exhausted. He found that none of the friends around him were reliable. Why did everyone behave so calmly about men marrying men?Shouldn't he jump out and stop him loudly at such a time, and then educate everyone righteously and help him cancel this fucking game wedding?

He really wanted to run away from marriage!

Damn, he doesn't want to wear such a hot and long wedding dress and sit in a hot and ostentatious carriage, followed by a hot and golden local tyrant, and there are so many hot and hot rose petals all over the sky! !

The group of people following the carriage have a little morality, okay? ?

There are also those famous people, so don't follow along to snatch gifts, be careful to be killed!

It's so embarrassing for you to talk about a man with a talent and a woman's appearance. What the hell, I'm a man and a woman with a ball!

There are also those who break the world, who wish to have a baby early... Be careful that I will kill you at your house and beat you!If you have the ability, you can give me a look! !

Pei Yan was in a very depressed mood, but this did not stop the enthusiasm of the two good friends from grabbing gifts, and some guys in the Internet cafe shouted: "Damn it, boss, you have to upgrade your computer, I can't get the gift!!"

Deservingly not being able to grab it, a customer who does not rescue the boss from the fire is not a good customer!

Pei Yan slumped on the chair in a daze, listening to the wedding march and some people's howling.He didn't dare to ask how much the wedding cost, that figure must be beyond his heart's ability to bear.

The groom's silence today made people a little nervous. From the beginning of the ceremony in the church to now, he has traveled half the city, and he only said six words.

Three words are my willingness.

Three words are I love you.

Love you uncle ah ah ah ah you clearly know that I am a man, don't you feel uncomfortable when you say these three words! !

Also, are you trying to pretend to be cool or die by not talking all the way?I am very nervous and need comfort!

Pei Yan looked at the two gay friends on the left and the right with a full face. These two bastards are all focused on grabbing gifts. Using the superb computer configuration and super fast Internet speed here, they are very happy to grab gifts. I never thought of saying a few nice words to him, the client.

The parade was finally over, and the two newlyweds stood at the door of the church, accepting red envelopes from friends from all walks of life.

From the 222 copper coins given by passers-by to the 888 gold coins traded by local tyrants, as well as various gem materials and equipment, Pei Yan had the illusion of getting rich overnight.

Marriage is so fucking fast!

In a short time, the small money in my pocket reached five figures, and I couldn't be more excited!

The two-hour-long luxurious wedding was finally over. In addition to the huge red envelopes and a ring for each person given by the master of the system, a row of big red characters appeared on the top of the heads of the couples.

On the soldier's head is [Carol's husband]

On the head of the little archer is 【The Wife of King Lingyun】

It was the first time that Pei Yan had the urge to delete the account without being forced, but luckily this title will only be displayed for a week.However, the advantage of this title is that the tasks completed by the husband and wife during this week will receive double rewards.

Although double is very tempting, but when Pei Yan's eyes saw that title, he couldn't help but blush.

He was even a little guilty and didn't look at his "new husband", because he would think of Boss Zhou when he saw it.

This is a fucking chain reaction, Boss Pei wants to vomit blood!

When the crowd gradually dispersed, the effect of the wedding dress and suit on the couple's body also disappeared, and the appearance of the equipment they usually wore was restored.

The guild was noisy, and people kept yelling for the couple to talk about their wedding speeches.

Pei Yan quickly pretended to be dead, what is there to talk about?Do I have to say to myself, Emma, ​​that I'm happy that I'm finally married to a man?Fuck your uncle and be happy!He's so nervous, okay?My palms are sweating!

Wang Dong and Li Fei were looking at their achievements, and the two of them couldn't help laughing from ear to ear. From materials to medicines to money red envelopes, Li Fei even snatched a pet egg, a dark blue pet egg!Pet eggs that can hatch babies with middle and upper qualifications!Pet eggs that can be sold for a thousand gold coins!

Pei Yan was almost dying of jealousy!

Wang Dong boldly patted Pei Yan on the shoulder: "Hey, the bride has worked hard, tonight for supper, I will ask the kitchen to cook tomato and egg soup for you to nourish yourself!"

Pei Yan rolled his eyes viciously: "Are you trying to die?"

Li Fei looked at his package with a smile: "What a happy day, don't be angry, alas, I don't know what can be hatched from this egg, I want a battle baby."

Pei Yan sneered: "I wish you all the best."

The pet egg hatched successfully. It is a two-person riding black wolf with a speed of 120% and no attack skills. However, there is a 20% chance of being attacked while running, and it will automatically defend itself.

Li Fei laughed wildly: "Little best, little best! Riding with two people! Dongzi, come quickly, let's try!"

Pei Yan continued to sneer: "Three splits between man and beast, you guys can really do it..."

Li Fei: "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha look at you, my brother loves you so much!"

Then the two unscrupulous guys went to the three splits.

The guild channel suddenly fell silent, and everyone was silenced.

Pei Yan's heart skipped a beat for no reason, only the president can implement the function of silence, I don't know what kind of moth that guy is going to do.

Although the voice channel is blocked, the typing chat channel is still open.

A group of unscrupulous local tyrants began to swipe the screen frantically, just to let the boss talk about the good feelings of today, and let the wife who has always been low-key and shy make a sound.

There were several awkward coughs on the voice channel, Wang Wang Lingyun finally spoke: "Don't make trouble with him, he is shy."

So the text channel was screened by howling wolves.

Shy sister, do you know me, just say I'm shy! !

Pei Yan put both hands on the keyboard, but didn't know what to type.

So fucking embarrassing.

"He's shy..." Wang Dong covered his mouth and giggled, "Oh, shy."

"Get lost!" Pei Yan gritted his teeth.

"I'm very glad that everyone can come to my wedding. I didn't expect that all the members are here today. Our guild has been established for about four years, right? 320 eight members, this is the first time that all members are here." King Lingyun's voice was very He was low-key, but he could hear that he was a little excited.

"This is also the first time I've gotten married in a game. I didn't expect to meet someone I really like after playing the game for so long."

Hi, do you like it?Pei Yan seemed to be struck by lightning.

Isn't it just for marriage skills?When did you rise to the level of liking? ?

Brother, you are a man, you have never seen me, why do you like me, can I change it? !Don't be so scary! It's scary! !

"From the first time I saw him, I felt that he really caught my eye, as if I was shot by Cupid's arrow, and my heart beat very fast."

meeting for the first time?By the fountain?You can be shot by an arrow when you see a system elf number, what a dick you are, a local tyrant?Is the world of the rich really so difficult to understand? ?

The corners of Pei Yan's mouth twitched so much that he was about to have a stroke.

Li Fei smiled heartlessly at first, but the smile became more and more dignified, and finally he frowned.

"Swallow, this voice is too familiar."

Pei Yan pursed the corners of her lips: "I also feel..."

"After chasing for a long time, he finally agreed to marry me in the game. I was so happy that I didn't know what to do. Carol, I'm really glad you agreed, even though I used such a poor excuse..."

Pei Yan's face turned dark immediately.

His fingers flicked across the keyboard.

[Guild] Carroll: Zhou Jiancheng?

In an instant, the whole world was silent.

Pei Yan was trembling with anger: "Damn it!"

Wang Dong and Li Fei also saw those three words, and were taken aback: "It really is him?"

Boss Wang jumped up from his chair: "Fuck, I just said that he is interested in you, but how did he know you play this game?"

"Is there anything you don't know, your computer is here, and he can always see him coming in and out." Li Fei looked at Pei Yan's face, and said cautiously: "Actually, he is pretty good, um... This..." What to do, he couldn't find any good excuses to add a beautiful touch to this "fraudulent marriage".

Pei Yan felt that his fear and guilty conscience caused him to endocrine disorders these days, and his reaction was ridiculous. It turns out that the rich man in the game and the boss of the black society are the same f*cking person! ! !

[Guild] Carol: I don't accept any apology from you, Zhou Jiancheng, go to hell! !

He was so angry that he wanted to flip the table, and he didn't know why he was so angry.In the eyes of outsiders, it was just a joke or other trivial things that were not worth getting angry, but he just couldn't help but get angry all over.

Wang Dong and Li Fei looked at each other. Although they would usually say to Pei Yan, "Oh, does Boss Zhou like you?" emotion.

Li Fei silently lit a candle for Boss Zhou in his heart: "Boss, in fact, you... can't afford this kind of thing... He is serious..."

Pei Yan lit a cigarette for himself with a cold face, and a storm was brewing in his eyes: "Seriously? What do you usually pretend to be, but you put it on for me in the game? The paralyzed old man thought he was abnormal , it turned out that he was playing tricks!"

Whether you are normal or not has nothing to do with other people playing tricks on you, dear!

Li Fei wiped off the cold sweat that didn't exist on his forehead: "Boss, don't be so excited, this kind of thing...Although I have no position to say anything, but...Boss Zhou has helped us so much...Actually, maybe he really Like you or something..."

"Shit!" Pei Yan bit the filter in his mouth viciously: "Dongzi also likes you, but has he ever lied to you? Isn't it fun to play around online and offline?"

"He doesn't need to spend tens of thousands of dollars to play tricks, does he?" Li Fei tried hard to think of words: "Maybe he's just shy?"

Pei Yan snorted coldly, and glanced at the still quiet guild channel.

[Guild] Carol: I will pay you back how much you spent on the wedding.I will apply for divorce and delete my account, Boss Zhou, is it fun to play tricks?goodbye.

Then quickly got off the game.

He really found out that he might really not have the talent to play a game well, and he would encounter such bloody things every time, it was as if he had been buffed for life by the master of the system!

On the other side of the game, Boss Zhou was completely dumbfounded.

When he saw Pei Yan's last sentence, his head buzzed.

[Guild] King Lingyun: How dare you, I just married you, and you actually want me to be a widower! !You wait for me! !

Wang Dong suddenly covered his face: "Boss Zhou is going crazy..."