My readers can't all be basic

Stallion fans: May I ask Lone Wolf, this is already 30 words, when do you plan to let the heroine appear?

Breasts flicked all over the world: One look upstairs and you can tell that it's not a lone wolf fan!Can the hostess eat anything?

Witty little cucumber: That's right, is there a heroine in Lone Wolf's story?hehe!Brother Stallion’s pictures are broken in Tucson. I want to read Stallion’s essays, but I came to the wrong place. Lone Wolf’s essays are all very philosophical.

The fierce tiger sniffs the little daisy lightly: yoooooo here are all philosophy lovers, brother stallion, be careful if you stray into the new world by mistake, the door to the new world will be opened.

Confession will only say that I like you, good soil and good time travel: What are you talking about upstairs, Lone Wolf writes honest ancient broken texts!You all stop flirting.If you want to read danmei novels, go green dick, don't make trouble under Mr. Lone Wolf.By the way, can Lord Lone Wolf do the second watch today?Begging for the second watch!I will bomb you with mines, grenades and deep water torpedoes, please receive my deep love >////

Witty Gherkin: The idiot upstairs!

The tiger sniffs the little daisy lightly: idiot +1

Chest flicking tits all over the world: idiot +2

Handsome and unrestrained Jin Xiaobao: idiot +3

……

Stallion lovers: Although I don’t quite understand what you are talking about, but I have already felt the deep love that Mr. Time has for the lone wolf, so, idiot +10086

Jiang Lingyao, male, 25 years old, used the pseudonym "Mobei Lone Wolf" to write online articles on Lingdian Chinese website four years ago.

As one of the 10,000+ authors, he became famous with an unfinished supernatural novel "Monster Catch" that is neither stallion nor pornographic.

Half a year later, the article "Catching Monsters" was completed, and Jiang Lingyao had become a god-level figure. This incident can be said to be the first of the three incredible events in the Internet circle.

In the twinkling of an eye, four years have passed, and Jiang Lingyao's status as a great god in the Internet literature circle is flourishing, and he will not fall down.

Most of his essays are based on drama, covering various elements such as solving crimes, supernatural, fantasy, and cultivating immortals.There has never been a heroine in the novel, and there are usually two male protagonists. If there is a female character, most of them are a relatively important role in the team, but if she is the protagonist, it is absolutely impossible.

Therefore, while Jiang Lingyao's articles attracted many male readers, they also attracted many female readers.

You must know that on Zero Chinese.com, where male readers are the main audience, female readers can be regarded as precious at the level of giant pandas.And the ratio of male to female readers in Jiangling Yao is six to four, which is simply a miracle on Zero Chinese Online!

Even though most of these female readers regard his novels as ambiguous Tanmei novels, it cannot conceal the fact that Jiang Lingyao has a wide coverage and a large number of readers.

Of course, Jiang Lingyao didn't know about these extremely detailed facts. He didn't listen to the worldly affairs and only coded his words.

After finishing today's update, Jiang Lingyao wanted to drink water, and reached out to hold the water glass on the table, only to find that it was already empty.

Changing [-] a day or something is fatal. Now Jiang Lingyao is dizzy, his hands are sore, his throat is dry, and his whole body is listless, looking sluggish.

Carrying the cup to the kitchen, Locklock's cup was filled with 600cc of boiled water, Jiang Lingyao drank the whole cup of water in one go, and burped when he was done.Hiccupping, he filled the glass again, then returned to the computer and pressed the refresh button.

While waiting, Jiang Lingyao stretched himself on the chair.

In a second, the background data was successfully updated. Looking at the collections, clicks, and comments that were soaring, Jiang Lingyao happily opened the income section.

Hey, I haven't withdrawn cash for a week, and this place is also very popular.

Jiang Lingyao was very relieved, and was about to withdraw some cash, but who knew that with a shake of his hand, he actually clicked on the comment I received, and then he saw the conversation at the beginning of the article.

As an author, Jiang Lingyao believes that his focus should be on code words, rather than reading readers' comments.

In the past, Jiang Lingyao also had the experience of reading readers' comments, but with so many people reading his articles, one or two of them would be able to guess the foreshadowing he had laid in advance.

It would be fine if this kind of thing happened to other people, but Jiang Lingyao is a weirdo. If someone guessed what he was going to write, he would be very awkward and wanted to get rid of it desperately.And stubbornly want to replace the previous reasonable explanation with another reasonable explanation.

This was a very painful thing. After a few times, Jiang Lingyao refused to read the comments anymore.He couldn't understand those comments that were increasing day by day.

Out of sight, out of sight, Jiang Lingyao thought, with all this time, it would be better to code a few more words.

Ever since, Jiang Lingyao seemed to understand the meaning of this passage, especially the several proper nouns in it.

Don't know what to do?

ask chant!

Jiang Lingyao immediately logged into the Qiuqiu account, and found his editor in charge, Ling Shanghuai, from the editing group.There are only two people in this group, one is Chimney, the editor-in-chief of Zero Chinese.com, and the other is Ling Shanghuai.

Jiang Lingyao: What does philosophy mean?

Ling Shanghuai took the author under him, and most of them updated in the middle of the night, which made him turn upside down day and night. After ten o'clock in the evening, he was like a cat, with his eyes shining.But before ten o'clock, he was that overexposed flower, with his head half down, looking like he was dying.

Jiang Lingyao poked him at this point, exactly at 09:30, which was the most difficult stage for Ling Shanghuai.So the tone of the speech is naturally not much better: it's philosophy, you didn't go to high school?

Jiang Lingyao: Ah bah, I graduated in 985. If I didn’t have a patriotic heart in my chest, I would have studied abroad a long time ago. With my level of knowledge, do you think I have been to high school?

Ling Shanghuai yawned, and tapped softly on the keyboard: Then you ask me what philosophy is?Do you want to consult materialism or dialectics?

After Ling Shanghuai sent this sentence, he realized what Jiang Lingyao wanted to ask.As his editor, as one of his fans, in addition to discussing the plot direction with him and helping him proofread typos every day, there is another extremely important thing to do, which is to help him read readers' comments!

Jiang Lingyao is fine, he suddenly came to ask him about this matter, most likely because he read the comments of the readers, or he clicked on some terrible webpage by mistake.

Xiaoyou, when he thought that Jiang Lingyao might discover some male and female literature, he was inexplicably a little excited.The excitement turned into strength, passing through the meridians of the whole body, reaching to the index finger, Ling Shanghuai came and tapped on the keyboard vigorously.

Ling Shanghuai: What you want to ask is philosophy, right?

Jiang Lingyao looked at the symbol between philosophies, he recognized that it meant male.only……

Jiang Lingyao: Is there a difference?

Ling Shanghuai, a gay man, gets excited when he mentions these things: Is there a big difference? Philosophy is philosophy, and philosophy is a cover point.

Jiang Lingyao: Isn’t the symbol gibberish after a long time?

Ling Shanghuai really wanted to complain, "Master, has your IQ been eaten by dogs?", this line was typed out, Ling Shanghuai thought about it, but he didn't dare to send it out, and deleted each word one by one.

Jiang Lingyao looked at the word Zhexue, but still didn't understand: What does Zhexue mean?

Ling Shanghuai raised his forehead, chatting with straight men is really tiring, he doesn't understand anything!

Ling Shanghuai: The acupoint is the chrysanthemum, I don’t need to say the rest, hehe.

The last two words are too graphic. Through the computer screen, Jiang Lingyao seemed to see Ling Shanghuai facing him, baring his teeth and showing a mouthful of white teeth. He raised his eyebrows and said, "You understand."

Jiang Lingyao couldn't hold back, and let out a "lean" to the computer.As a straight man, the articles he writes until he can no longer be straight, will be regarded as homosexual literature by YY, which is a great shame to him.

He didn't bother to ask Ling Shanghuai about Green Chicken Literature City, or Tanmei novels, so he searched directly by himself.

The search results were similar to what he thought. Danmei novels were about love stories between two men, and Green Chicken was the famous website for Danmei novels.

Such a search is like eating Xuanmai chewing gum, you can't stop at all!

It turns out that there is still such a big unknown area for him in the Internet literature circle.

Jiang Lingyao sat motionless in front of the computer, staring at the screen with blazing eyes, holding the mouse in his right hand, sliding it non-stop, his eyeballs rolled around, and quickly browsing various popular science posts.

When he has a general understanding of this circle, he understands all those offenses, shou, years of age, BL, tsundere, bastard, cute, counterattack, and rotten girls.

Jiang Lingyao suddenly felt like the door to a new world had been opened.

How could anyone like to read this kind of article!

Even joined V!

Calculating through favorites, clicks and comments, the income of the top few rankings should be comparable to his.

God, how the world has changed in these four years.

Ah, no, it should be that in a corner that he didn't pay attention to, there are strange things like Danmei novels.

But some people say that my novels are Danmei novels!What I wrote was a normal drama, no emotional drama at all, okay?It's just pure brotherhood, okay?

In order to find out the difference, Jiang Lingyao clicked on the No. 1 novel "The True Colors of a Man" on the ranking list, based on the principle of practicing true knowledge, the author braised chicken legs in soy sauce.

After roughly looking at a few photos, Jiang Lingyao was stunned. He was completely horrified by the two men's tired emotional scenes and pornographic jokes and dialogues.

What the hell!

Husband, you are so big!

What the hell!

No more, people can't stand it.

What the hell!

Hmph, you say no, but your body is very honest.

What the hell!

hmm~ it hurts~

Jiang Lingyao looked at one sentence, and what the hell, he was shocked by the thunder.

This stuff is Danmei Wen, mine is absolutely impossible, what I wrote is completely different from this.

Jiang Lingyao quickly scanned the text with a horrified face. After reading a few free chapters, the rest will be charged.

I don't know much about it from the front, so I don't know if I can see some clues from the back.Adhering to the spirit of inquiring deeply to find out, Jiang Lingyao quickly registered an account on Lvjiji, and recharged to see the part about entering V later.

At 03:30 in the morning, Jiang Lingyao stared at the two huge black eyes, and finally scanned the full text, and saw a sentence in the author's words in the last chapter than two men stripped naked on the bed, in the bathroom, on the balcony, on the table , and so on, all the places you can't imagine doing piston movement and scary words.

——Recently, I have become obsessed with the novels written by Lone Wolf of Mobei, especially the interaction between the two male protagonists in "Jiangzhou Strange Detective".Although it's not over yet, it doesn't affect my imagination haha.So Xinkeng decided to write a fanart, this is the first fanart of Chicken Legs, I hope you will like it>3<The link is here, come to some slaves←.

Jiangling Yaosheng gave a big shock, followed the connection point in the author's words, opened it, and unexpectedly saw the fanfiction of the novel "Jiangzhou Strange Detective" that he is serializing. Since it is a new pit, the updated word count is not enough Many, only less than [-] words.

Jiang Lingyao spent nearly an hour digging out each word, which is really weak compared to the previous one-eye-ten-line.But after reading the Danmei fanfiction of his own novel, Jiang Lingyao only had one feeling—like a stick in his throat.

This feeling is not because the three vulgar and numbness written by braised chicken legs are disgusting, but because the main line of her plot is still the main line written by Jiang Lingyao, the name of the protagonist has not changed, and even her personality is seven or eight points. .

The author named Braised Chicken Drumsticks just brought up some places that he had mentioned in one stroke, made them the key points, zoomed in, and wrote them in detail according to his own imagination. The whole taste of the article has really changed dramatically.

If he hadn't seen it with his own eyes, Jiang Lingyao would have felt that this might be his first draft, and he had actually witnessed his two male protagonists talking about the braised chicken legs!love!like!

Damn it, I've never been in love, but the characters in my works have, it's not fair!

No...wrong focus.

Jiang Lingyao, who was already in a mess in the wind, covered his eyes and shook his head back and forth, trying to shake the mess out of his head.

Mom, the rotten girls are so scary. What I wrote is obviously a normal novel. Why did it become a novel about two men seriously dating in their hands?

Jiang Lingyao squeezed a piece of paper and curled up on the chair, weeping and closing the webpage silently, Tanmei novels are the most annoying!Anyone who dares to say that I wrote Tanmei novels, I will fight with him!

Straight man Jiang Lingyao blew his nose and fainted from crying on his big soft bed.

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