My readers can't all be basic

Staying up late to read the text and being stimulated in the mind, it was already past one o'clock in the afternoon when Jiang Lingyao woke up.

Jiang Lingyao was so hungry that he didn't even brush his teeth, so he lay on the bed first, picked up the mobile phone on the bedside table, flipped through the address book, and dialed.

"Hey, I want a rice bowl with fish-flavored shredded pork."

"There is no fish-flavored shredded pork."

"Then I'd like a rice bowl with braised beef tenderloin."

"There is no beef in wood."

"What about the ground three delicacies rice bowl?"

"There are no potatoes."

Why is this conversation so similar to McDull, Jiang Lingyao asked with doubts in his heart, "Then what do you guys have?"

"There is no use for any dishes, and there is no rice."

"Damn! That's too late." Jiang Lingyao's yelling was accompanied by a busy beep on the phone.

Out of helplessness, Jiang Lingyao called three or four other food delivery companies respectively. The most in his mobile phone was the number of food delivery, but it turned out that each of them could not come to deliver for various reasons.

Is the business doing so well now?

How about I don't write articles, go into business and open a food stall?In this way, you don't have to worry about three meals in the future.

Jiangling Yaoyue thought more and more, and there were at least [-] words for the future in his mind!

but--

Are you kidding me, I don't know how to cook.

Jiang Lingyao waved his hand. After thinking that there was no code for a single word today, he obediently got up from the bed, turned on the computer, and went to Pizza Hut to place an order.After washing up, he sat in front of the computer, opened the word document, rested his chin with one hand, and sorted out his thoughts on the screen.

Jiangling Yaozheng's "Jiangzhou Strange Detective" is an ancient cracked text.The two protagonists in it, one is Pei Xiuyuan, the leader of the think tank, and the other is Ye Lufeng, the subordinate who can fight. The two cooperate with each other to solve a series of strange cases.

Yesterday's update had written that Pei Xiuyuan probably knew who the murderer was, but he was not sure, so he was going to test it out.But the job of probing is very dangerous, Yelufeng thinks he should not take this risk, maybe there is a better way to test Pei Xiuyuan's conjecture.

The content of today's update mainly revolves around the method of testing. After the two male protagonists talked about it, they felt that the original method was the best, but the danger that came with it was inevitable.Therefore, Yelufeng offered to be the bait for Pei Xiuyuan to lead out the real culprit behind the scenes.

These are all normal development processes, but in the process of thinking, Jiang Lingyao unconsciously remembered all kinds of content about danmei that he searched on the Internet last night, as well as the "The True Colors of Men" written by braised chicken legs that he had read. " and "Jiangzhou Strange Detective" fanart.

In an instant, he couldn't look directly at his text.

A little man in his head jumped out with a halo on his head and said, "Isn't it a little ambiguous for Yelufeng to save Pei Xiuyuan?"

Another villain, holding a fork in his hand, jumped out right after him: "How is that possible! Wake up, this is brotherhood, not love." Before the other villain could speak, he swung his fork over. , Insert the aperture villain to death.

That's right, it's brotherhood, all caused by yesterday's Danmei novel.

Jiang Lingyao comforted himself with a few words, and after clarifying his thoughts, his index finger danced on the keyboard.

Yelufeng interrupted Pei Xiuyuan: "Don't go, let me go."

Pei Xiuyuan looked at him puzzled: "Why?"

Yelufeng smiled slightly: "No reason, my martial arts are better than yours, even if there is an accident, I can resist it for a while."

Pei Xiuyuan frowned, and resolutely refused: "No, how can I ignore your comfort in order to solve the case!"

Yelufeng shook his head and said, "Then how can I bear to watch you get hurt?"

"What does it matter to you whether I get hurt or not?"

"Why has nothing to do with me!" Yelufeng took a step forward and grabbed Pei Xiuyuan's hand, "Brother Pei, actually...I actually like you."

I like, I like your sister!

Jiang Lingyao was frightened to death by what he wrote, his eyes were wider than donkey eyes, and he almost saw through the computer screen.

He hurriedly deleted and rewritten the last sentence, but as he wrote it, the fragment of the little yellow text he saw the night before came out of his head, and the next moment he seemed to see Pei Xiuyuan and Yelu Feng rolling from the bed to the ground , and then rolled onto the couch, you hug me, I cling to you, this and that.

It's simply too pornographic and impure!

Jiang Lingyao, wake me up! ! !You are an upright and serious author, you can't think about these messy things!

Taking three deep breaths, Jiang Lingyao opened his eyes, calmed down his restless heart, and continued to calm down and type.

I don't know how long it took to write, Jiang Lingyao was interrupted by a knock on the door, hurriedly saved the document, and then ran to open the door to get his lunch.

Jiang Lingyao ate two pieces of ordinary supreme pizza in one go, filling his empty stomach, and then opened the box next to it which contained potato grids and chicken wings. While eating, he typed slowly with the other hand.

Unknowingly, the food was gone, Jiang Lingyao sucked a few times with his fingers in his mouth, rubbed on the paper, didn't even lift his butt from the chair, and sat intently in front of the computer to type.

Except for going to the toilet a few times on the way, Jiang Lingyao never left this area until dark.

After completing today's task, Jiang Lingyao changed Qiuqiu's offline status to invisible, and opened the dialog box to edit Ling Shanghuai without delaying for a second.

Jiang Lingyao: Call Ling Shanghuai! ! ! !

Ling Shanghuai: Arrive, arrive!I'm here, what's the matter (っ°Д°;)っ

Without saying a word, Jiang Lingyao directly passed the text to him, and the other party quickly accepted it.

Jiang Lingyao: Today's update, help me see if there is any problem.

Ling Shanghuai: Alright, let's go see it now.

The torment of the waiting process was something Jiang Lingyao had never experienced before, so he clicked on the "Jiangzhou Strange Detective" fan art written by braised chicken legs, and the other party even updated it.

Although there are only [-] words in a chapter, Jiang Lingyao can be said to read it word by word. It is only a few thousand words, but it took a long time to read it.

The first case has come to an end. The braised chicken legs said in the author's words that the next case will be his own original. The reason why he used the first case of Lone Wolf as it is is because of Pei Xiuyuan and Ye Lufeng. The episode of the encounter is too classic, she really can't think of a better one than Lone Wolf, so there is no change, just enriched on this basis, but the next case will be a brand new case.

By the way, I also feel that it is too scary for a man to rot, everyone is born huge!

Jiang Lingyao had just finished writing Ye Lufeng's disregard of his own safety to help Pei Xiuyuan solve the case, and he had some bad thoughts in his mind, and when he turned around, he saw these two men were in a relationship in someone else's article, so it's not awkward Strange!

No, I can't watch it anymore, if I continue to watch it, my whole body will be bad.

Jiang Lingyao started talking to himself, and the moment he closed the window, he suddenly discovered that this fan art had changed its name, and its new name was "Jiang Zhou Ji Tan".

Ji, the abbreviation of gay, gay = gay.

Damn, it's pretty easy to change, the corners of Jiang Lingyao's mouth twitched non-stop, would anyone like this kind of man doing Ji Wen?

Jiang Lingyao, who just said one second not to read this kind of garbage literature again, reopened "Jiangzhou Foundation Detective" the next second, dragged the mouse to the end in one breath, and read the readers' comments.

Tsundere Meow: Awwow, Chicken Legs is written so well, so I read the original book, Lone Wolf is sure that he didn't write about BL?

A peerless attack from the stars: GOODJOB Drumsticks couldn't be better!Kneeling and begging Yelu Xiaogong to suppress Pei Xiaoshou.

sasa1069: Brother Yelu is a standard loyal dog attack, come on, I am optimistic about you, hurry up and push it to Tsundere Pei, cover your face and wait for the author's silly mother to get meat (﹃)

Confession will only say that I like you, good soil and good travel: Great work, well written, the original book and the same person are chasing together, come on ↖(^ω^)↗

Damn, how could I write BL? How do you read novels?

Could it be that two men interacting with each other is a danmei novel? You bastard!

Why isn't there even a single person to complain about, what about his diehard fans?

Don't they find it strange to see the straight men in his writing making trouble in other people's articles?

Why no one stood up and spoke for me.

I am desperate for this world.

Also, the vest of the last person is too long, isn't he belonging to Sherlock Holmes?

Having said that, why does this vest look familiar? I seem to have seen it somewhere.

Jiang Lingyao's brain was jumping out of tune, and was suddenly interrupted by the beeping sound from the computer.He clicked on the flashing avatar at the bottom right of the screen, and Ling Shanghuai's dialog box popped up.

Ling Shanghuai: No problem, there are almost no typos. My God, you will have fewer typos in each update in the future, which can at least reduce my workload by one-third!

Although those strange things were deleted, after finishing writing, Jiang Lingyao still felt that something was weird, so he specially read it three times, corrected some typos and sentences before sending it to Ling Shanghuai.If there are still many typos in this way, his text is typed with his toes!

Jiang Lingyao: Don't you think the interaction between Ye Lufeng and Pei Xiuyuan was not handled well?

Ling Shanghuai: Don't think so, haven't they been like this all along?

Jiang Lingyao is like a housewife who suspects that her husband is cheating, and confirms again and again: Really?

Ling Shanghuai: Really.

Jiang Lingyao: That's fine. I'll wait for the update when the article is back.

Ling Shanghuai sent back the manuscript with the typo fixed: Go, send it to the Great God!

After Jiang Lingyao accepted it, he opened the author's background, copied and pasted it, and updated it.After the update, I didn't want to refresh the background data, and directly transferred the web page to "Jiangzhou Ji Tan", which was not closed just now.

I don't know if I was stimulated by these people's replies, or by my own thoughts.He upholds the idea that since no one speaks for me, then I will uphold justice for myself. After entering the words Mobei Lone Wolf behind the reader ID, he feels that it is not good to appear in a formal dress, so he immediately changed his vest.

Messenger of Justice: Some people will read this kind of text. The original text is obviously a broken text. If you have to write it as a joke, have you considered the author's feelings in doing so?

It went smoothly, and scored another -2 points.

As soon as Jiang Lingyao's words were sent out, it immediately caused quite a stir under the article of "Jiangzhou Ji Tan".

Smiling doge: Anti-corruption activists?A straight guy who got in by mistake?

The chicken drumsticks are coming to my bowl: What kind of messenger of justice, I think, is just a scumbag who has no ability and only spouts in other people's texts.

Dare to ask the young master Chrysanthemum An: Do you know how hard we work on writing big chicken legs?

……

Jiang Lingyao refreshed the page a few times, and all the comments were criticizing him without exception.He seemed to hear the cracking sound coming from his left chest. At this time, besides feeling that it was lucky that he didn't get on his real body, he could only feel infinite melancholy at the situation where he was facing a group of attacks.

Just when his heart was about to shatter into dregs, and even 502 glue couldn't save him, a new reply saved him like a spring in the desert.

Confession can only say that I like you, good soil and good time travel: I just went to see the update of Lone Wolf, but I didn't expect to come back to find that Drumsticks are noisy here.The friend who gave the negative score may be the first time to read a Danmei novel. I was also frightened when I read it for the first time, but I slowly accepted it later, and now I completely like it.So please don't criticize him, reading the article is the most important thing, if you have negative points or something, let's reply a few more times and make up the points. PS: Chicken Legs, Lone Wolf updated 10099 words today, 12 more words than many days, go to the update, I believe that after reading today’s update, your brain must be more open than a black hole big!

Dare to ask if the young master Chrysanthemum is safe: Lone Wolf has also been updated?Thank you confession girl, let's see it now!

The Peerless Attack from the Stars: +1 to watch now

……

Followed by a series of queues.

As soon as the backstage of Jiangling Yaodian Kailingdian’s Chinese website was refreshed, the data soared. Although he usually did the same after the update, but after the episode just now, he inexplicably felt that a small part of these data belonged to that name. Credit to the super long guy.

I even noticed that the number of updated words was 12 more than yesterday. This reader is really caring and careful.

Jiang Lingyao silently confessed in his heart that he only said that I like you, good soil and good time travel, and tagged #中国好读者#.

"You have a short message."

In the middle of the night, a female voice suddenly came out from the computer, making Jiang Lingyao tremble in fright, and it took him a while to realize that it was a short message on the website, but he searched for a long time, but the mailbox was empty, and there was nothing.

Damn, it can't really be haunted!

Jiang Lingyao: Ling Shanghuai! ! ! ! !

Jiang Lingyao: Come out for me! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Jiang Lingyao: Is there something wrong with Zero Point’s short website?

Jiang Lingyao: Where did you die?Kuai came out and answered me! ! ! ! !

Jiang Lingyao: Damn, where are people?

Jiang Lingyao: Squeak if you have the guts!

After sending four messages in a row, but there was no news from the other party, Jiang Lingyao was so frightened that his hands trembled, he picked up his mobile phone tremblingly, found Ling Shanghuai's number, and dialed it tremblingly.

While waiting, the timid Jiang Lingyao closed the haunted page.

Following that, he saw a small red envelope vibrating behind his customer number at the top of the Green Chicken Chicken Literature City page.

"Hello?" Ling Shanghuai was sitting on the toilet playing games, but was interrupted by Jiang Lingyao.

Jiang Lingyao's attention was all on the small envelope, he just opened it to see what was written inside, and didn't care about Ling Shanghuai at all.

From's confession will only say that I like you, you are so earthy and easy to travel through:

Green Chicken Chicken Literature City is full of Tanmei-oriented novels, this is the first time for Brother Zhengyi to come, right?If you don't like it, you can tell it on Weibo or with your friends.Posting directly under the novel like this will hurt the author's heart. After all, it is not easy for the author to code words, so I hope you don't do this again next time, okay? (*/ω＼*)