My readers can't all be basic

The lights in the auditorium were quickly extinguished, and after a few trailers of the upcoming movie, Jiang Lingyao finally knew what movie they were watching later - Zombie King.

Zombie movies were very popular when Jiang Lingyao was a child, but no one made them when he grew up.

Before the film was officially broadcast, a short introduction was inserted, and it seemed that this film was shot to commemorate a dead priest.

Of course, the Zombie Daoist is not the real Zombie Daoist, but a classic role he once performed. Jiang Lingyao looked at the flashing photos and recalled that this actor was the one he saw when he was a child.

Zombies? It's not the kind of ghosts and monsters in horror movies now.Even if he was afraid when he was a child, now that he has grown up, he will not be afraid anymore.

That's right, as a materialist, 25-year-old Jiang Lingyao is afraid of watching horror movies!

Just as Jiang Lingyao comforted himself, he was frightened half to death by the zombies that suddenly appeared on the movie screen.

Under normal circumstances, seeing this scene is scary enough, and he ran to watch the 3D version. The picture was so real that it seemed that a zombie really jumped in front of him.

Jiang Lingyao, who was almost scared to pee, grabbed the armrest at his hand, his body tensed up because of the strong tension.

"Are you scared?" Xu Feng whispered into his ear.

"No, no." Jiang Lingyao felt insincere, his hands tightened again, and suddenly he found that the armrest he was holding was actually elastic.

When did cinema seats become so high-end, not hard seats?

Jiang Lingyao tilted his head curiously, and then saw Xu Feng's arm tightly held by him.

"Ah!" Jiang Lingyao yelled, without controlling the volume, it was very loud, but because he was watching a zombie movie, no one in the auditorium showed contempt for him, even if there was, he couldn't see it in the pitch black .

"I'm sorry, I didn't do it on purpose." Jiang Lingyao let go of his hand, and apologized to Xu Feng with a shameful face.

"It's ok."

Because of the 3D glasses, Jiang Lingyao couldn't see Xu Feng's expression clearly, but judging from his voice, he didn't seem to be angry at his unreasonable behavior.

But Jiang Lingyao himself was so frightened that his palms broke out in a lot of cold sweat. At this time, he began to rejoice that Xu Feng didn't wear a short-sleeved jacket, otherwise he would be embarrassing.

Thinking about it, Jiang Lingyao lowered his hands and placed them by his legs.

Just grab your thigh when you're scared.

It's a pity that Jiang Lingyao's wishful thinking was good. After watching it for more than ten minutes, the brain that was stimulated again and again didn't work at all. When he grabbed something out of fear again, the ear rang at the same time. A grunt.

"What's wrong with you?" Jiang Lingyao asked Xu Feng who was sitting next to him, and before Xu Feng returned to him, he saw his hand grabbing Xu Feng's thigh out of the corner of his eye, "Ah! I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I really didn't mean to."

The speed of the hand flicking away was very fast, as if it accidentally caught a hot iron, and it was so hot that it reacted alertly.

Looking at the intertwined apology and fear on his face, Xu Feng couldn't help but smile, and raised his hands to move towards him.

"What are you going to do?" The suddenly enlarged face forced Jiang Lingyao to retreat, but behind him was the back of the chair, so he couldn't retreat very far.

Xu Feng twisted his body, leaned closer to him, and took off his 3D glasses: "It's better to see this way. Although I can't see clearly, at least it won't be too scary."

Jiang Lingyao glanced at it, and it was really much better, but it was too embarrassing for a man to admit in front of another man that he was afraid of watching horror movies, and this man was still taking care of him.

"Uh...thank you, it's really much better." Looking down naturally, seeing the 3D glasses in Xu Feng's hand, Jiang Lingyao stretched out his hands uncomfortably, "Give me the glasses, I'll hold them myself. "

Xu Feng moved his hand back a bit: "I'll take it, in case you get scared again later and break your glasses, you will have to pay a lot of money."

Jiang Lingyao said "Hey": "You are right." At this time, it is meaningless to deny that you are not afraid for the sake of face.

"If only you were a girl."

Just as Jiang Lingyao was concentrating and preparing to continue watching the movie, Xu Feng's words wafted into his ears.

Jiang Lingyao tilted his head to look at him: "Why?"

"If it's a girl, I can put my arms around her openly at this time, or lend her my shoulder, pat the back of her hand and say, 'Don't be afraid, I'm here'." Xu Feng's expression could not be said to be proud, Still disappointed, "Look, you are so scared, if you come to see me with a girl, my plan will definitely succeed."

Jiang Lingyao thumped his chest: "Haha, no wonder you chose this one for so many movies. Tell me honestly, when you thought I was a girl before we met, did you have this plan?"

Xu Feng nodded honestly.

Jiang Lingyao asked again: "Is this the purpose of men asking women to watch horror movies?"

Xu Feng thought for a while, and answered seriously: "90.00% of it is for this."

Jiang Lingyao muttered: "It's really bad."

Xu Feng shook his head, amused by Jiang Lingyao's words: "It's about men, or about this plan."

"It's all there. It's not suitable for people like me who are afraid of watching horror movies." Jiang Lingyao looked at the sky, imagining the scene of himself hugging his future girlfriend and screaming in fear, or the scene of his own little bird The scene where Yiren leans on the shoulder of his future girlfriend and says "Honey, I'm afraid".

This is even scarier than a horror movie!

The two talked to each other, glanced at the screen occasionally, the plot didn't fall at all, and people couldn't feel the horror anymore.

Jiang Lingyao thinks this is really a good way to watch horror movies, but the two keep talking like this, which makes the people around them very uncomfortable.At least he shut up temporarily, letting Xu Feng, who was completely unafraid, continue to watch the movie intently.

Regarding movies, Jiang Lingyao is afraid, but he doesn't want to influence others, this is a matter of upbringing.

Jiang Lingyao patted Xu Feng's arm, and Xu Feng's eyes moved from the screen to his face.

Jiang Lingyao hooked his fingers, Xu Feng leaned over, and Jiang Lingyao immediately leaned over.

"Let's watch it as we talk, it's not scary."

Xu Feng said apprehensively, "It will affect others."

Jiang Lingyao grabbed his arm and held on, as if he would not be able to walk away: "Come closer, it will be fine if you speak softly."

Xu Feng thought for a moment, then said in a low voice, "Okay."

With the two heads together, Xu Feng found Jiang Lingyao leaning against an empty bucket, and asked him, "Do you still want to eat popcorn?"

"If you didn't tell me, I would have forgotten about it. I must have been stupefied by the movie."

Xu Feng sat upright, but his head was tilted to this side, but Jiang Lingyao was different, his whole body was tilted.

Sitting like this, there is no way to hug the huge bucket full of popcorn, so Jiang Lingyao simply used this posture to grab the popcorn from Xu Feng's lap and eat it.

The posture of the two is very ambiguous, let alone the interaction.

Xu Feng thought: What is the difference between us and the doggy men we are dating? Anyone with a discerning eye will think we are a couple.

"Aren't the zombie movies you watched as a child so scary?"

"Tell me, why doesn't the zombie move when he has a talisman on his head?"

"Why can't he walk and must jump?"

"Did you hear me?"

After asking several questions in succession but getting no answers, Jiang Lingyao was a little anxious, and while reaching out to grab a few popcorns, he raised his head and glanced at Xu Feng.

I saw Xu Feng lowering his head, his eyes resting on his hand, which was still in the popcorn bucket.

"Xu Feng, what are you looking at? Do you want popcorn?" Jiang Lingyao raised his hand to Xu Feng's mouth without thinking too much.

Xu Feng opened his mouth, not to eat popcorn, but asked in a little surprise: "You, feed me?"

Jiang Lingyao reassured nervously: "Don't worry, I don't have saliva on my hands."

The focus is simply wrong, okay?

Xu Feng was completely defeated by a person with a low EQ. He thought, this person's every move has a natural rotten atmosphere, just like the Mobei Lone Wolf's natural rotten writing style.

The lone wolf in Mobei doesn't like to write emotional dramas. Is the reason also because of low EQ?

Thinking of the lone wolf in Mobei, Xu Feng couldn't help thinking more.

Jiang Lingyao eagerly raised his hand and waited for Xu Feng to eat, but that person looked dazed and wandering in the sky.

Jiang Lingyao tilted his head and bumped his head, and seeing Xu Feng took a long time to turn his head to look at him, he asked, "What are you thinking?"

"It's nothing." Xu Feng shook his head, "Don't you think that from watching the movie to now, the atmosphere between us looks like a couple?"

Jiang Lingyao shook his head: "I don't think so."

"It's not that you have low EQ, it's that you don't have it at all." Xu Feng supported his forehead, "Why don't you stop writing emotional dramas and write dramas like a lone wolf."

"The editor will kill me!" Jiang Lingyao jumped up, but was pressed by Xu Feng just in time.

Xu Feng looked at him helplessly, obviously not knowing what to do.

"You said that this is what couples do now, why don't you just play with me, and I will write like us later."

"What?" Xu Feng didn't understand what he meant.

Because he thought of a good solution to the problem, Jiang Lingyao's eyes lit up excitedly, looked straight at Xu Feng and said, "It's like writing a script or making a movie. We perform it, and I will adapt it when I go home."

Xu Feng looked at him suspiciously: "Is this okay?"

"Do me a favor." Jiang Lingyao clasped his hands together and pleaded, "You don't even know how annoying my editor is."

It seems that I have nothing to lose, and it is no different from a young couple now.

Xu Feng compromised and said, "Okay."

Jiang Lingyao suddenly thought of something again: "You have to tell me what couples will do. I have almost forgotten what I said during the meal just now."

Xu Feng smiled: "So you plan to do it yourself and deepen your memory?"

Jiang Lingyao grinned, revealing the white teeth inside: "Hey, it's like this, I'm a good student who studies hard."

"Let's talk about it first, let's finish it, don't think about anything else, I'm not gay, don't even think about kisses."

Jiang Lingyao was stunned for a moment, Hong Chibai stared wide-eyed and said: "What are you thinking, I'm not gay, you think I'm not willing."