My readers can't all be basic

He said he was going to act it out, but Xu Feng didn't know how to act it out, so he simply took on an apprentice and started teaching how to date on the spot.

"On a normal date, the woman will lean on the man's shoulder. But..."

Jiang Lingyao had tilted his head to look at him, but upon hearing this, he tilted his head even harder, and put his head on Xu Feng's shoulder.

Before Xu Feng finished speaking, Jiang Lingyao had already leaned over, making Xu Feng dumbfounded: "I'm talking about a date between a man and a woman. I don't know much about men and women. They should also be very close. Being gay has not been accepted after all. Most people accept it, probably because of the secretive intimacy."

Jiang Lingyao used his brain seriously, but couldn't think of how to be intimate, so he asked, "How to keep it secret?"

"Maybe holding hands?"

Xu Feng thought of something casually and said it, but he didn't expect Jiang Lingyao to take it seriously, took his hand, looked and looked at the hands they held together, and closed his eyes to feel it: "In addition to body temperature, I don't feel anything."

"People in love like to stick together, holding hands will not separate, so there is a saying that fingers are intertwined."

"Oh, your hands are so hot." Jiang Lingyao showed a clear expression, as if he understood, staggered his five fingers, squeezed into Xu Feng's fingers one by one, clasped his ten fingers, and then raised his hand. Get up and ask, "Is that so?"

Because she is thin, even her fingers are very thin.Xu Feng only felt that his fingers were slightly separated. Before he could react, Jiang Lingyao's fingers bent, and he was already clasped.

"Hey, why are your fingers still stretched out?" Jiang Lingyao complained from the side, like a dance teacher correcting a student whose posture is incorrect.Xu Feng quickly grabbed his hand, Jiang Lingyao exclaimed as if discovering a new continent, "Your hands are much bigger than mine, could it be because you are tall?"

Jiang Lingyao lowered his head, concentrating on his research, while Xu Feng looked at his head in the dark, his heart fluttering.

It's not fear, but the itchy feeling after being tickled by feathers.It's different from how the two girlfriends watched movies in the past.

No, to be more precise, the feeling of interlocking fingers is different.

Men's hands are not as soft as women's, but they are long and strong.

Jiang Lingyao held his hand tightly. Xu Feng knew that he was doing this with an inquiring mind, but he had an inexplicable illusion in his heart that he was afraid that he would disappear after the other party let go of his hand.

Is it because you haven't been in love for too long that you long for skin-to-skin contact?Or is it because Jiang Lingyao in front of him is still the cute girl on the Internet?

No matter what, Xu Feng felt very strange.

"It's so hot, my palms are sweaty. I don't understand why couples like to hold hands." When Xu Feng's thoughts were flying wildly, Jiang Lingyao let go of his hand. Unexpectedly, Xu Feng grabbed his hand back before he pulled it away. ,"Um?"

Xu Feng was startled, and realized what he had done, so he quickly found an excuse, as if he did it on purpose: "When I grabbed you suddenly, how did you feel?"

Jiang Lingyao replied solemnly: "The attention was quickly drawn back by you."

Xu Feng had never seen such a dull person, so he couldn't help but say, "Idiot, it should be because I feel that I am reluctant to part with you."

The two were very close, hot air came out of Xu Feng's mouth and sprayed onto Jiang Lingyao's face, Jiang Lingyao's heart suddenly missed a beat, he waved his hand, trying to shake off this feeling that he had never experienced before.

"We're not a couple, so I don't feel it's right, you're the idiot." After speaking, he deliberately made a face and stuck out his tongue at Xu Feng.

Xu Feng frowned at Jiang Lingyao's inadvertent words, which were fleeting.

On the one hand, Xu Feng felt an inexplicable feeling in his heart, and on the other hand, he thought, Jiang Lingyao was right, they were not lovers, and he had this kind of reaction, probably because he was too involved in the drama.

It seems that if I join the showbiz, I will definitely become a god-level figure.

The two quickly put this brief eerie feeling behind them.

They have no other physical contact until the end of the movie.

After coming out of the movie theater, Xu Feng suggested to eat dessert.

Jiang Lingyao readily agreed: "Is this also the procedure for dating?"

"Basically yes, we can't leave after watching the movie, just like dealing with work."

After eating dessert, Xu Feng drove Jiang Lingyao home.

Downstairs in Jianglingyao, Xu Feng sat in the car and said goodbye to Jianglingyao. After Jianglingyao said "drive carefully", he waved his hands and disappeared at the elevator door.

After staying at home for so many years, I haven't been home after 10:30 for a long time.

Jiang Lingyao turned on the computer and updated "Jiangzhou Strange Detective" written in the morning, then took a hot shower and went to bed.

Probably because he played outside for too long and couldn't calm down for a long time, Jiang Lingyao was surprised to find that he had insomnia.

When lying on the bed tossing and turning, he didn't feel the same torment as before, because he met Xu Feng face-to-face and simulated a date. At this moment, Jiang Lingyao's mind was full of thoughts about how to write an emotional scene in Tanmeiwen, thinking about it, Xu Feng came to mind.

Xu Feng, Jiang Lingyao thought he was a cute girl when chatting online, but after meeting him, he realized that he was a man through and through.

There is no emoji embellishment on the Internet, and there is no image of turning into an idiot when facing the lone wolf in Shangmobei, but it doesn't make Jiang Lingyao feel strange.

As a person who has lived in the house for a long time, he has a deep-seated fear of socializing, but when it comes to Xu Feng, it seems that all these fears have disappeared.

Then the moonlight came in from the window, Jiang Lingyao opened his palm, closed his eyes, and could vaguely feel the feeling of interlocking Xu Feng's fingers in the movie theater, that person's hands were really strong.

It turned out that the ten fingers interlocking between the lovers was not only for the inseparability at that time, but also for the memory.Jiang Lingyao thought self-righteously.

Such a man, how stupid is he, to think that he is a woman all the time.He didn't even ask why his screen name was Yanhuo.

Yan Huo, Xu Feng, his screen name is the radical of his name.

At the beginning, Xu Feng asked him why he was called Nian Gao Gao. If he had asked him the origin of his screen name at that time, he would not have been kept in the dark for so long.

Fortunately, it is not too bad to lose a marriage but gain a friend.

Then should I tell him that I am the lone wolf in Mobei?

Jiang Lingyao turned over and lay on the bed hugging the pillow.

Mistaking a man for a woman is shameful enough, and I am telling Xu Feng that the rice cake is the vest that the lone wolf of Mobei asked for from the editor in order to write Danmei.Originally, he was very depressed for all my readers, but he took the initiative to write Danmei.

ah!Don't tell Xu Feng, it's a shame to throw it at grandma's house.

But deep down in his heart, he really wanted to see Xu Feng's expression after he knew that he was the lone wolf in Mobei.

Man, what a contradictory animal.

Jiang Lingyao rolled around on the bed wrapped in a quilt, if he didn't tell him when it was his birthday, it would be a birthday present.

Such a happy decision!

His thoughts drifted around without direction, Jiang Lingyao glanced at the time, it was already past one o'clock in the morning, and he still didn't feel sleepy.So he, who strayed from the novel to Xu Feng, ran back and continued to think about the novel.

Tonight, when Xu Feng was teaching Jiang Lingyao how to date, because he was heterosexual and had only dated women, he kept emphasizing to himself that he only did this with girls.

Jiang Lingyao thought he could think of a relationship between the same sex, but after thinking about it for a long time on the bed, he realized that he was too low in EQ and really couldn't think of it.

Otherwise, search and see other people's dating experience on the Internet, there should be ones of the same sex.

After thinking about a few keywords, Jiang Lingyao huddled under the blanket and searched on his mobile phone, and sure enough, he found a lot.

I am so witty!

While bragging, Jiang Lingyao quickly browsed the webpage with his fingers.

Suddenly a line of words broke into his sight-movie theater, my experience with him.

Aww, cinema, two men, falling in love.

The synchronization rate with what he and Xu Feng did tonight is off the charts!

Jiang Lingyao was about to fly up happily, and clicked on the webpage in the spirit of studying hard.This can be regarded as the combination of theory and practice. Although I practiced first and reversed the steps of ordinary people, the result will definitely not be affected.

Jiang Lingyao scanned the webpage happily, the more he read, the less the smile on his face, and finally the corners of his mouth twitched uncontrollably.

What kind of experience is this, it's too pornographic!

Jiang Lingyao closed the webpage angrily, and stuffed the phone under the pillow.

The words I saw just now appeared in my head on my own initiative. In the quiet, dark movie theater, Gong Shou was sitting in the corner of the last row. The two of them were holding hands. glanced at him.

Xiao Gong grabbed Xiao Shou's hand and placed it on a slightly raised part of his lower abdomen.

Fuck!What do you all want to do!

Why would you react to so many people!

Are you in heat, you bastard!

In order to determine whether this little Gong is really in estrus, and whether that little shou is really obedient, Jiang Lingyao turned down paralyzed, I just care about the future development, for this kind of nonsense, I don’t care Not interested at all!

Xiao Shou rubbed it twice, and found that the things under his hands were getting bigger and bigger, so he gave Xiao Gong a delicate look, then slid down from the seat, and knelt down under Xiao Gong's crotch.

Jiao Didi... What kind of words are these? It's not as good as Xu Feng!

Also, that little shou, please give me some attention, please!This is a public place, how can you do this?

Did Xiao Gong force you?No matter what, you should resist it!Are you not afraid of people behind seeing you doing this?

Oh, by the way, you are sitting in the last row, so clever.

But aren't you afraid that people around you will see it?

Oh, by the way, you guys are sitting in a corner with no one around, what a fucking wit!

Ganqing chose this position at the beginning, did he have a plan?

Jiang Lingyao continued to turn the next page with a shocked face.

Xiao Shou, who was kneeling down, bit open the zipper of Xiao Gong's trousers with his mouth, and then Xiao Gong's big bird popped out with a ding-dong, hitting Xiao Shou in the face.

What's going on with Ding Dong?Author, do you use onomatopoeia, do you think it is a doorbell?

No, let me teach you!

Jiang Lingyao was sweating profusely.

Xiao Shou joyfully hugged Xiao Shou's big bird, rubbed his cheeks, and then opened his mouth to swallow it.

contain...

hold...

contains...

……

Jiang Lingyao has no time to take into account the exaggeration of the word "hug", his mind is full of images of Xiao Shou hugging Xiao Gong in the movie theater, and he throws the phone under the pillow after him.

Unexpectedly, after tossing and turning on the bed for a long time, Jiang Lingyao was even more curious about the future development, and he couldn't stop it.

Is this the legendary Shuang Leiwen?It's really cool in the thunder, and thunder in the cool.

So he quietly put his hand under the pillow, and said to himself: I want to see what kind of tricks these two people can make in the movie theater, and someone will definitely find out and report "Uncle policeman, it's these two people!", In the end, they were taken away by the police uncle!

It must be so!

Jiang Lingyao bravely turned on his phone, and found half-read posts from the historical records.

Later, the author used a long paragraph to describe how Xiao Shou used his mouth to please Xiao Gong, how cool Xiao Gong was, how he pressed Xiao Shou's head down hard, how he ruthlessly pushed his big bird Push it deep into Xiaoshou's throat.

Finally... Xiao Gong let out a low growl, beeped the white liquid on Xiao Shou's face, licked his lips in enjoyment, and licked Xiao Gong's big bird clean!

Cleaner than paper.

Fuck, what's the point of using this metaphor at this time?

Xiao Gong smiled charmingly, patted Xiao Shou's little head and said, "Is this little food enough to feed you?"

Xiaoshou covered his face and winked: "I'm so hungry, I'm about to starve to death."

Xiao Gong poked Xiao Shou's forehead: "I'll kill you little fairy later."

Then the two of them went to the movie theater to fight in the toilet for [-] rounds, feeding Xiaoshou until he couldn't stop hiccupping!

Hiccup your sister, are you full of that kind of thing?

Elephants don't even have so many stocks!

Author, can you not be so exaggerated in your words and sentences?

No wonder the toilets in movie theaters are often full. It turns out that people like you are at fault TT

From the beginning to the end, Jiang Lingyao's complexion changed all the way, and finally ended with a pale and horrified face.He patted his chest in fear, and found that tags such as "25X" and "cj people be careful" were noted at the end of this post.

Pit dad, shouldn't such a key thing be placed on the first line?

Author, you are trying to cheat the click rate!

Jiang Lingyao, whose pure and young heart was severely hit, threw the phone far away, pulled up the quilt to cover himself tightly, and thought: Compared with this kind of movie theater dating experience, Xu Feng and I are so normal. It can't be normal anymore, it can't be more fresh and fresh, even if the role he plays is a little bit feminine, it's still within the acceptable range.