My readers can't all be basic

After eating and paying the bill, Jiang Lingyao stood at the entrance of the hotel and waited for Ling Shanghuai to go to the underground parking garage to pick up the car.

Suddenly, someone bumped his back, followed by a strong smell of alcohol wafting from behind.

"Ah, yes, I'm sorry." It was a man who bumped into Jiang Lingyao, obviously drunk, stumbling around like a tumbler.

Jiang Lingyao first saw a head of messy black hair, and then he saw the man's face clearly. His sword eyebrows were drawn into his temples, his facial features were correct, and he was very handsome. Because of drunkenness, his brows were slightly pulled together, but these did not affect his handsomeness at all. .

People with good faces usually have an advantage.In addition, the other party apologized immediately, and Jiang Lingyao didn't need to be angry with a drunk man, so he raised the corners of his lips and answered him: "It's okay."

The tall man laughed softly, still swaying back and forth, looking a little heroic with a little bit of stupidity.

It's a pity that the man is not a tumbler after all, after drinking so much wine and his body dangling like this, when he was about to fall, Jiang Lingyao grabbed him by reflex.

The huge momentum of the fall was cut off midway, and the man couldn't maintain his balance, so he subconsciously reached out to grab something, trying to stabilize himself.

Then, he touched something elastic.

The man's height is 180 [-] cm, so his palm is also very big. After touching something that is easy to touch, he subconsciously pinches it.

Then, I heard Jiang Lingyao's groaning sound.

It turned out that what the man grabbed was none other than Jiang Lingyao's ass!

Jiang Lingyao's face instantly became darker than the blackboard. He was kind enough to help others, but unexpectedly, he was eaten tofu.This seemingly handsome and messed-up man turned out to be a sanctimonious guy, and this guy was gay!

The straight man was eaten tofu by the gay, plus what happened on the Internet these days, and Ling Shanghuai asked him to write a Tanmei novel. The combination of the three things made Jiang Lingyao very upset.

Putting all the upbringing behind him, Jiang Lingyao pushed the drunk man away, and watched him sit on the ground helplessly.

At this moment, Ling Shanghuai drove over, and Jiang Lingyao kicked the man viciously.

The man suddenly suffered from pain, bent down and took a breath of air-conditioning, Jiang Lingyao didn't even look at him, and sat in the car with a sullen face, without turning his head.

"What's wrong?" Ling Shanghuai glanced out.

"It's nothing, drive!" Jiang Lingyao frowned, Ling Shanghuai shut his mouth wisely, and didn't kick the iron plate.

Mo Bei drove the car and followed Ling Shanghuai.On one side Ling Shanghuai drove Jiang Lingyao away, on the other side he stopped the car and let Jin Xiaonan get off.

Jin Xiaonan helped Xu Feng who was sitting on the ground, and patted his face: "Hey, boss, wake up? Xu Feng, can you hear me? Why did that man kick you just now?"

Xu Feng hugged his stomach, opened his eyes in confusion, and shook his head after a long time. He was too drunk today, and his head had already stopped working.

"Crazy, it's okay to bully a drunk person." Jin Xiaonan squatted on the ground and cursed.

Mo Bei rolled down the car window and said to the two people outside, "Get in the car."

Jin Xiaonan tried it, but he couldn't pull it. He turned to Mo Bei and said, "Come and help me, I can't handle it by myself."

The expressionless Mo Bei didn't say a word, but obediently got out of the car to help Jin Xiaonan. After the three got in the car, they also drove away.

After getting into the car, Jin Xiaonan's anger still persisted: "Do you remember the license plate number?"

Mo Bei shook his head.

"You're dumb, can't you speak?" Jin Xiaonan glanced at Xu Feng who was lying in the back seat, and seeing that everything was normal, he turned around and leaned heavily on the back of the co-pilot's seat, "Damn it! , if I know the license plate number, I'll see it once and puncture his tire once!"

Mo Bei, who was called dumb, suddenly said, "The boss is your man, so angry."

"Yo yo, are you jealous?" It was rare to hear Mo Bei say so many words at once, Jin Xiaonan leaned over meanly and kissed him on the cheek, "Is the boss gay again?"

Who knew that Mo Bei ignored him at all, kept his eyes on the front, and continued driving with his usual expression, as if nothing had happened just now.

Jin Xiaonan's face drooped immediately, and he sat back in his original position. After cursing "dead dumb", he shrank there and played with his mobile phone.

The first thing Jiang Lingyao did when he got home was to turn on the computer and log in to the ball Ling Shanghuai gave him.

The crackling news sounded like firecrackers on New Year's Eve.

Jiang Lingyao put the mouse on the icon in the lower right corner, and within a second or so, the details of the message popped up.All are group messages, no system messages.

Yan Huo still didn't pass his verification, and probably hasn't come back yet.I've been waiting, and I don't care about this moment.

Jiang Lingyao glanced at those group names and wanted to smash the computer.

The lone wolf selling rot is my love

Qu Haiping, your Xiao Gong told you to go home for dinner

Fuck that tsundere Pei Xiuyuan

Lone wolf big novel character cos group

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Lone wolf is the last two characters of Jiang Lingyao's pen name, and the other names are the protagonists in his novels.

So when Mr. Jiang Lingyao, a straight man, clicked on these groups, he saw readers discussing fiercely how the first man in his article loves the second man, how the second man loves the third man, and even After attaching some excerpts from the article, Jiang Lingyao felt that there must be something wrong with his worldview.

The most exaggerated thing is that someone posted a little pornographic picture of two men rolling on the bed at this time!

Scumbag Seven: Wow, Aju, you are amazing, Yelufeng's paintings are so vivid, that's what I imagined!

Suck that suck: Yelufeng's dick is so big!Pei Xiuyuan, can you bear it?Covering my face and snickering>////

Touching that chrysanthemum: When the Lone Wolf set Yelufeng as a minority, it must be because the dicks of the men of the minority are particularly big, ouch, [-] centimeters or something makes me feel shy and shy (*/ω＼ *)

Damn minorities because this is a foreshadowing bastard, it has nothing to do with the size of the dick, you stupid readers!

So, Jiang Lingyao turned off the Qiuqiu number and went to bed.

The irritated Jiang Lingyao tossed and turned and couldn't fall asleep. He was tormented like pancakes on the bed until 01:30 in the morning, and finally fell asleep a little.

Unexpectedly, in his sleep, Yelu Xiaogong pinched his waist, shook his [-]cm penis, and complained to him: "Why do you want to delete my confession with Pei Xiuyuan today!"

In the dream, Jiang Lingyao supported his forehead and said: "What are you throwing at, you and him are good brothers, your cousin's Bai!"

Yelu Xiaogong continued to flick his cock persistently and said, "You're not me, how do you know if I like him or not? Hmph, I just like him! I like him! I like him!"

Jiang Lingyao was being tormented by Yelufeng's repeated liking, when someone hugged his thigh suddenly, he looked down, Pei Xiuyuan raised his head, and said with a reddish face, "What do you like, I hate it the most!"

I don't like why you are blushing, you are so arrogant!

What kind of trouble is holding the thigh!

"Ahhhhh!" Jiang Lingyao woke up with a start as he roared open his throat.

He picked up his mobile phone and looked at it. It was only after four o'clock, and it was still dark outside.After going to the toilet, Jiang Lingyao huddled under the blanket, and after chanting Namo Amitabha ten times in a row, he finally fell asleep soundly.