My readers can't all be basic

After reading the site short, Jiang Lingyao's eyes lingered on "after all, the author's code words are not easy" and the last emoji for a long time.

If someone said under his article that what he wrote was rubbish, he would definitely feel bad.

In the same incident, when others sprayed him, he felt a fire in his heart, but this person made Jiang Lingyao calm down slowly, as if his hair had been blown up, being smoothed a little bit.

Especially the cute emoji, coupled with the cute and soft words, one can tell that the other party must be a cute girl at a glance.

By the way, a reader also called him Confession Girl.

Hehe, this confession girl must be a cute girl like an angel!

In an instant, the person whose name was as long as the length of Juan Fu's face gradually rose in Jiang Lingyao's favorability, and the rate of increase soon surpassed Juan Fu's long face.

Jiang Lingyao clicked the reply button at the end of the letter, and thought for a long time, trying to find a satisfactory way to reply to this short letter.

This was the first time he had had the idea of ​​meeting a stranger, so he took it very seriously.

Holding the phone, Jiang Lingyao thought: You need to make a good impression on the soft girls.

"What's the matter? My God, you are talking." On the other end of the phone, Ling Shanghuai, who was impatient to wait, urged him.

Jiang Lingyao was pulled back to reality by his voice, stared at the phone for a second, then remembered that he was still calling Ling Shanghuai, and asked him casually: "What are you doing?"

"Poop."

"Oh, remember to see if there is any toilet paper." After finishing speaking, he cut off the phone, and his hands were as clean as a knife, sharper than the dog's head guillotine in Kaifeng Mansion.

Ling Shanghuai was left holding the phone and blinking blankly.

Damn, call him and ask him this?Could it be that the Great God has too many code words, and his brain is malfunctioning, right?Don't, I still expect him to make money!

When Ling Shanghuai was nostalgic and sad, this long poop was over. He reached out and touched the cardboard box hanging on the wall - he found nothing!Really no toilet paper!

God, do you want to play me like this, Ling Shanghuai cried, those who dig holes and don’t fill them are not me, I’m just a small editor TVT

Jiang Lingyao, a straight guy who has never been in a relationship, is not very good at dealing with girls. After thinking for a long time, he still replied to this post with his usual word habits.

Messenger of Justice: Yes, it's my first time here, so I'm excited.But don't you think this kind of text is weird?

Soon, the other party's reply came back.

The confession will only say that I like you, you are so earthy and easy to travel through: what's so strange?

Messenger of Justice: Strange everywhere, men and men...

There are many meanings in this ellipsis, Jiang Lingyao believes that the other party will understand.

Confession will only say that I like you, good soil and good time travel: This is also a kind of literature, otherwise the green chicken chicken website will not be able to flourish, are you right≡ω≡

Messenger of Justice: What you said seems to make sense.

Shit, Jiang Lingyao didn't think it made sense at all, but the cute girl likes to watch it, so just follow her, anyway, his original intention is to hook up with the girl!

Confession will only say that I like you, good soil and good time travel: Well, if you are interested, I can recommend you to read a few novels, cartoons or movies related to BL.

Messenger of Justice: Okay, tell me, I'll go and search.

The confession will only say that I like you, good soil and good time travel: Some resources may be hard to find, why don't you add my Qiuqiu number, I will pack and send it to you φ(≧ω≦*)

Jiang Lingyao, who is not interested in Tanmei, has no interest at all, but he has a great interest in this soft and cute girl.You don't need to read it if you have accepted it, and getting the contact information of the cute girl is the kingly way.

But it's too dangerous to add people with your own tuba, isn't it waiting to be discovered that he is a lone wolf in Mobei!

Or just reapply.

OK, just do it.

I'm so witty!

Jiang Lingyao clicked on his ball, he remembered that there seemed to be a button to register a new account.Before finding this button, Ling Shanghuai's message was sent first.

Ling Shanghuai: Squeak

Jiang Lingyao: You mouse.

Ling Shanghuai: Didn’t you tell me to squeak?”=

Jiang Lingyao: That was all in my previous life.

Ling Shanghuai nodded inwardly, thinking: It's too scary to go to the toilet for the rest of your life!

Jiang Lingyao was eager to register a new Qiuqiu account to hook up with girls, and asked him absent-mindedly: If you have anything to do, let it go, if you have nothing to do, get out.

Ling Shanghuai: Well, what, have you had dinner yet?A new Sichuan restaurant has opened, do you want to eat?My treat!

Jiang Lingyao's stomach growled in response to the situation: Yes.

Ling Shanghuai: You wait at home, I will pick you up by car.

Jiang Lingyao: OK.

Jiang Lingyao: Wait a minute!

Ling Shanghuai: What's the matter?

Jiang Lingyao: Do ​​you have an unused ball number?

Jiang Lingyao suddenly thought that if he applied for a new account, he would know that it was a vest just by looking at the level, which was too unsafe.

Ling Shanghuai: Yes, do you want to use it?

Jiang Lingyao: Yes, the account password has been sent.

Ling Shanghuai sent him the account password and asked him what it was for.

Jiang Lingyao chose to ignore it and told him that it was time to go out.

Landing on Lingshanghuai's trumpet, Jiang Lingyao felt a little excited, I'm so witty.

Added the cute girl's Qiuqiu number, glanced at the other party's online name Yanhuo, thought about the meaning of this online name, and crossed out the detailed information. As for the gender column, whether it was male or female, he had no idea. No attention.

It was only later that he realized that he forgot to see what the name of the trumpet Ling Shanghuai had given him, and clicked on his personal information - rice cake cake.

Damn it, why did Ling Shanghuai choose such a nasty name.

At this time, it was too late for Jiang Lingyao to change his name, and he had already increased his anger. What if he changed his name and she couldn't recognize him?

Forget it, let's do it this way, if the other party asks, he will say that he likes to eat rice cakes, so he called it this.

As for why the word cake was added at the end, who knows!When you meet Ling Shanghuai later, remember to ask him.

Ten minutes passed, and the other party hadn't sent a system message through his friend. Jiang Lingyao's waiting mood was extremely anxious.

For this reason, he went back to Lvjiji's short message section and sent Yan Huo a short short message.

Messenger of Justice: Already added.

Confession will only say that I like you, good soil and good time travel: I am outside, my phone is running out of battery, I will talk about it when I go home^_^

Messenger of Justice: Okay, I went out to eat too.

Jiang Lingyao changed his clothes and went downstairs, when Ling Shanghuai's car arrived just in time.

The two of them arrived at their destination in a short while in the car.

Ling Shanghuai made a reservation in advance, and the waiter led them to sit down.

"You can order whatever you want." Ling Shanghuai knew that Jiang Lingyao was a dead house, and it was rare for him to come out to have a good meal, so he offered to hand over the right to order.

Jiang Lingyao looked back and forth, and ordered seven or eight dishes randomly.

Ling Shanghuai touched his pocket distressedly, and at the same time lit a candle for his wallet gentleman. If he hadn't something to talk about, he wouldn't have invited Jiang Lingyao to dinner even if he was killed.After this meal, he would have to eat steamed buns for at least a week.

After ordering the dishes, Jiang Lingyao closed the menu and put it at hand: "Why did Iron Rooster remember to invite me to dinner?"

Ling Shanghuai smiled like a dog: "The editor and the author need to communicate. We are not only a cooperative relationship, but also friends, so isn't it normal to treat guests to dinner?"

"Who is your friend?" Jiang Lingyao cast a sideways glance at him, "I am your God of Wealth, don't worry, I will not change jobs, nor will I change editors."

Ling Shanghuai burst into tears of gratitude: "You are really a good person."

"It's just a charity fool."

"..."

What Jiang Lingyao said is the truth, Ling Shanghuai is really an idiot, this fact is unanimously recognized by the editor-in-chief of Zero Point Chinese Network, down to every small editor.

It has been five years since Ling Shanghuai worked at LingdianChinese.com. In the first year, all the authors he had signed with were on the street. Just when LingdianChinese.com couldn't bear it and was about to fire him, he signed to Jianglingyao.

Jiangling Yao's income is worth ten!Since then, even though the other writers contracted by Ling Shanghuai are still rushing to the street, Zero Chinese.com never thought about firing him.

Therefore, it is true that Jiangling Yao is Ling Shanghuai's God of Wealth.

It's true that Ling Shanghuai is an unlucky idiot.

But this unlucky guy is very easy to bully, Jiang Lingyao is very happy to cooperate with him, never thought of changing editors, so the two of them walked along the way, and lived in peace and harmony for four years.

After all the dishes were served, Ling Shanghuai gave Jiang Lingyao the largest fish fillets floating in the pot.

"Try to see if the fish is tender."

Jiang Lingyao took a bite: "It's not bad, you can eat too, don't watch me eat."

"Just eat it." Ling Shanghuai took a bite and asked casually, "Have you been writing smoothly recently?"

"That's right, haven't you read all the following outlines? It shouldn't be Calvin."

"That's good, that's good." Ling Shanghuai absent-mindedly picked up a piece of bullfrog, put it in his bowl, and began to slap on the side, "I think your latest update time is quite early."

"Yeah, no calvin, it's quick to write." Jiang Lingyao saw that he didn't pay attention to eating from the beginning, and asked a few more questions one after another. Finally, he realized something was wrong. He put down his chopsticks and asked, "Why, do you want to eat?" Let me add more?"

Ling Shanghuai quickly waved his hands: "No!"

"That's good." Jiangling Yaofu picked up the chopsticks again and ate leisurely.

"I want you to write another article."

"Pfft!" The sliced ​​lotus root in Jiang Lingyao's mouth sprayed out, "Did you really treat me like a human typewriter?"

"No, two or three thousand daily updates are enough for this new article." Ling Shanghuai took a tissue and handed it to Jiang Lingyao, "This small number of words, for you, is just an hour's work."

Jiang Lingyao raised his eyelids, glanced at him and asked, "Qin Jiunian, Murong Goudan and others were also required to do so?"

These two people are also authors at the level of the masters of the Zero Chinese website. As soon as Ling Shanghuai told him about this, Jiang Lingyao immediately thought of these two people.

Ling Shanghuai hesitated to speak: "They are not suitable..."

Jiang Lingyao smiled: "I'm the right one?"

"No, this, this..." Ling Shanghuai didn't know how to tell Jiang Lingyao, he hesitated for a long time, and finally became cruel, gritted his teeth, and simply said, "You know about the plan to open a new forum at zero o'clock. No?"

"I don't know." Jiang Lingyao simply shook his head.

Ling Shanghuai's eyes widened in surprise: "There has been a chatter in the author group, don't you know?"

"I don't know." Jiang Lingyao's Qiuqiu was very quiet every day, there were not many people added, and Ling Shanghuai was the one who talked the most.After shaking his head, he remembered that he seemed to have blocked the group because he was annoyed.

"Then let me tell you." Ling Shanghuai put down his chopsticks, stretched his posture, put his hands on the table and said, "A new section will be opened at zero o'clock, and I plan to select a few authors from this website to write new articles. After all, they have Your own readership, so that you can quickly accumulate popularity. A few days ago, the editorial department held a meeting to discuss it, and everyone agreed that you are very suitable."

"What section?"

"Banmei section."

"Pfft!" Pea shooter Jiang Lingyao spat out food from his mouth for the second time.

Ling Shanghuai took out several tissues and handed them to him as usual, and calmly wiped off his innocent face, which was shot, and said, "Wipe your mouth."

"I don't write!"

"why?"

"I can't write!"

"How is it possible." Ling Shanghuai looked at him incredulously, "Your writing is very good now."

Damn it, what I'm writing now isn't a Tanmei novel!

Jiang Lingyao was about to stand up excitedly: "Fart! What I wrote is just a general drama, and it has nothing to do with the kind of men who have sex with men."

Ling Shanghuai shook his head solemnly, his face was full of incomprehension: "Hey, you are called natural rot."

"Rotate your sister."

"Extremely precious."

"Precious your sister!"

"Don't believe it, the article you wrote is very marketable. It can attract both those who look at the normal direction and those who look at the beauty." Ling Shanghuai explained, "Do you know why the website is opened?" Danmei section? It’s not because I saw the profits of the Lujiji’s next door. Don’t say anything else, just say hello. If you have time, go to Lujiji to search for your fanfiction, don’t want too much! And you Most of your readership is corrupt, and someone even opened a forum for your article, which is full of fanfiction written by talented people, fanart drawn, and someone even made a MV!"

Jiang Lingyao was dumbfounded after hearing what Ling Shanghuai said, but still refused to believe it.

"When you go home at night, you can search and find out by yourself." Ling Shanghuai said again, "Chimney said, as long as you write, you will be paid according to the thousand words. After entering V, you will get a commission The website is only [-]%, and this kind of thing can't be found even with a lantern, if I were you, I would agree to it quickly."

Benefits are very tempting, but Jiang Lingyao still can't accept that most of his readers read his novels with the mentality of reading Tanmei novels.

"My readers can't all be rotten girls!"

"Yeah, there are quite a few gay guys." Ling Shanghuai said truthfully.

Jiang Lingyao felt like he was being supplemented: "It's impossible for all my readers to be Ji!"

"Yeah, there are quite a few rotten girls."

Are you fucking kidding me?

Two people say one sentence to you and one sentence to me, which is like talking about cross talk.Jiang Lingyao argued with Ling Shanghuai for a long time, but he was still dying and refused to believe the facts in his mouth: "Impossible!"

"Why did I tell you that you didn't want to believe it? I told you to go home and search by yourself. By the way, didn't you ask for my Qiuqiu number before you came here? It seems that a few of your rotten readers have been added to that number." If there is no group, I will send you the group number when I go back, and you can add it with that number and you will know."

How could the readers who are worrying about themselves, except Ji, the rotten Jiang Lingyao, have not noticed why Ling Shanghuai's trumpet would join these messy rotten readers.

Ling Shanghuai saw Jiang Lingyao's unbelievable appearance after being greatly stimulated, and sighed: "You should go home and think about it carefully, and then tell me when you think about it, let's eat."

Yes, eat.

Food is the most important thing for the people, and nothing is more important than eating.

Jiang Lingyao put aside the matter of Tanmei novels for the time being, and started to eat a lot. After the wind and clouds rolled over, there was nothing left on the plate except chili and Chinese prickly ash.

Ling Shanghuai, who had hardly eaten anything, looked at Jiang Lingyao hiccupping while rubbing his belly against the seat without tears.

You should save some for me, Ling Shanghuai waved to the waiter and asked him to serve another custard bun.As a result, he only ate two, and the remaining four were all eaten by Jiang Lingyao.

My money, my custard bag, my empty stomach!

"Hi... By the way, why is your trumpet called rice cake?" Jiang Lingyao, who was full of food and drink, suddenly remembered this matter.

Ling Shanghuai blinked and asked, "Don't you think the ABB style of address is cute?"

Jiang Lingyao rolled his eyes: "Mother exploded!"

"..." Did I kill your whole family in my previous life, so you are here for revenge in this life?