Dedicated to the unfathomable gold master

1. Ask Qin Mu Chu Guliang: Xiao Hezi is so dumb, Mr. Bai, are you not afraid of being led astray?

Zheng He: Am I staying?

Rouge (囧): Aren't you staying?

Zheng He (angry): Where am I?

Rouge: Where are you staying?

……

Mr. Bai ignored the bored two, and replied seriously: Not afraid.

2. Luoluo Guliang asked: Will Mr. Bai's former lover jump out? ?

Zheng He suddenly sat up nervously and looked at Mr. Bai.

Mr. Bai smiled lightly: I don't know either, if they want to come out, they can come out.

Yanzi: Let’s translate Mr. Bai’s words. What he means is—it’s also the life of cannon fodder.

Zheng He looked at Yanzi: Who let you mess in?

Rouge (⊙o⊙): Can't I show up?

Mr. Bai raised his hand: Staff, pointing directly at Yanzi, he continued: Drag it on.

Yanzi left with her arms crossed and howled.

3. Bianhuahuakaiguliang asked: How old is Mr. Bai?

Zheng He frowned: Yes, Mr. Bai, how old are you?How can I not know?

Mr. Bai: 39.

Zheng He was amazed: You have gray temples before you are 40 years old?

Mr. Bai rubbed Zheng He's pitch-black hair, and said: Only people like you who don't use their brains for 24 hours can grow to nearly 30 years old without a single gray hair.

4. Bianhuahuakaiguliang asked: What is Mr. Bai's favorite pose?

Mr. Bai: What do you think?

Zheng He thought hard for a moment, and replied: Actually, I like any posture.

Mr. Bai was slightly startled, and then smiled and hugged Zheng He: Then tonight we two...

Zheng He said: But I don't like having sex too often.

Mr. Bai: How often do you think is better?

Zheng He: Once or twice a week, preferably...

Mr. Bai snorted coldly.

Zheng He fell silent.

5. Lu La La Gu Liang asked: If Mr. Bai and Zheng He described each other, what animal would they use to describe each other?

Mr. Bai: A rabbit, or a dog.

Zheng He said in a low voice: ... kangaroo.

Mr. Bai was puzzled: why?I have a bag in my stomach?

Zheng He blushes: not this...

Rouge (voiceover): Because his favorite animal is the kangaroo.

Mr. Bai kissed Zheng He, and said, "Baby is so cute, but... what logic are you talking about?"

6. Fudou Guliang asked: Has Mr. Bai ever married?

Mr. Bai: Yes, his mother and I are just friends now.

7. Fudouguliang asked: Is Mr. Bai's disease congenital or has a source?

Mr. Bai: Naturally.

Zheng He: So you were born a pervert...

8. Fudou Guliang asked: Will Zheng He come out to his family?

Zheng He was very distressed and asked Mr. Bai: Do you want me to come out?

Mr. Bai: Coming out...what do you mean?

Zheng He: You don't know?Are you not gay?

Mr. Bai smiled: Are these two related?

Zheng He changed his mind, and said: Coming out means to open the door of the cabinet and then close it again. Do you want me to come out?

Mr. Bai said: If you think it's fun, then come out.

Zheng He smiled until his eyes narrowed, and he made a 'V' gesture.

9. Fudou Mushroom Liang asked: Am I cute? ! !

[Looks like something messed up Σ(っ°Д°;)っ

Mr. Bai: ...

Zheng He:……

10. Zheng He Gu Liang, who is so cute, asked: Zheng He, do you know that Zheng He is so cute?Wang Wang Wang Zheng He: Wang Wang Wang. (If I knew, I wouldn't go with him!)

11. hljj Guliang asked: Mr. Bai, why are you gentle, and Zheng He hold it?

Zheng He clenched his fist: hold on!

Mr. Bai was noncommittal.

12. Nail sister Gu Liang asked: How many words are expected for this article?

Rouge climbed out with difficulty: many, many, many, many, many, many words, estimated to be around 50W.

13. Nail sister Gu Liang asked: QAQ, I'm going to fatten you up! ! !Will there be customization in the future? ! ! !Readers please!

Yanzi: I will open customization, and I will ask after it is finished. There is also a readership group, plus Yanzi and Yanzi's trumpet, there are two people in the group.

14. Lei Lei Gu Liang asked: Mr. Bai, are you a gangster?You are so cute, do you know your rival?

Mr. Bai smiled enigmatically.

15. Numerous mushrooms asked: Which one is Wang Jie?

Rouge: He appeared many times.[-]. The second time Zheng He went to BEACHER, he was the manager Wang. After Zheng He went to the branches, he was also the owner who asked Zheng He to make up the huskies. Later, when Zheng He went to the hotel, Wang Jie didn't wear it. The glasses recognized the wrong person and beat Zheng He. Mr. Bai gave him a pair of eyes, implying 'you are blind', and he is the one who suffers.

16. Gu Liang, sister of the nails, said: I will continue to support you in v, so come on! ! !Legend has it that 20 chapters of AA have been added to the V series! ! !

Yanzi vomited three liters of blood, two lines of blood and tears flowed from the corners of her eyes, and said with a sad face: My concubine...it can't be done.

17. Kiya Guliang said: Do the two loving old men dare to feed the dog son?

Mr. Bai bowed his head and asked: Do you want to eat?

The husky covered his mouth and whined: woof woof. (NO! The noodles you make are terrible! Only that idiot Zheng He can eat them!)

Zheng He ruthlessly trampled on the husky's hair, saying: You are also Zheng He!

Husky: Bow woof! (Then I am also the handsome Zheng He!)

18.-I am the most precious ° Gu Liang asked: When will Mr. Bai really fall in love with Zheng He?

Mr. Bai: I already like it a little bit.

Zheng He was surprised, but continued to be moved: When?

Mr. Bai looked at Zheng He with gentle eyes: that time when he was cooking noodles, he suddenly felt that this person was worth cherishing.

19. Shrimp and Mushroom Liang asked: Is there such a big gap in 10 years?

Zheng He looked demented: What is the ten-year gap?

Mr. Bai: He is mentally young.

20. Weird Gu Liang asked: What exactly did Mr. Bai scribble on the green paper... It's too black-bellied! ! !

Mr. Bai: I didn't paint anything.

Zheng He was in a fog: I painted the green piece of paper... I wrote the word Zheng He, and then I sat on it.

The silly dog ​​snorted and blew a big snot bubble from his nostrils.

Zheng He looked disgusted: You are disgusting to death.

Shagou rubbed his snot on Zheng He's trouser leg.