Dedicated to the unfathomable gold master

two hundred and one

Wang Shuhua knew the news that Mr. Bai was recovering from illness in H City, so she ran to see the doctor with an unknown obscene mentality.

He once borrowed this place from Mr. Bai to have a bonfire party, relying on his old horse to know the way, he drove up the mountain without even turning on the GPS. As a result, when he reached the mountainside, the car skidded on the suet road and ran directly into the side road.Wang Shuhua stopped the car, looked around, felt that she knew this road, and thought that she could also reach Mr. Bai's small villa, so she drove along the trail with confidence.

After half an hour.

Wang Shuhua wiped the sweat from her nervous face, and couldn't help but ask, "Where is this?"

Next to the car, towering trees rose from the ground, and the dense forest covered most of the sunlight, making the light in the forest extremely dim and ambiguous. An unknown bug suddenly jumped onto the glass in front of Wang Shuhua, with big black eyes Staring at Wang Shuhua in the car.

Wang Shuhua was taken aback by the sudden appearance of the little thing, and honked the horn fiercely, and the car let out a loud "beep——"

Chongzi tilted his head, scratched his head with his hind legs, and remained motionless.

Wang Shuhua was so annoyed by the big black-shelled worm that he almost tore off a few more hairs from his head. He felt that his masculine dignity was ignored by this damned worm!Masculinity matters!So he opened the car door and went down to teach the bug a lesson!

"You! It's you!" Wang Shuhua pointed at the bug and said, "What do you mean by standing on my glass? Are you looking for a frame?"

Bugs buzzed.

"You still dare to quibble?! Buzz you!"

The buzzing on the bug got louder.

Wang Shuhua was so angry that she was about to breathe fire! "I think you fucking don't know the heights of heaven and earth! You..."

Before he finished speaking, a suspicious male voice suddenly came from the other side of the woods: "Mr. Wang? Why are you here?"

Wang Shuhua froze and turned her head to look——Zheng He came out with a basket like a shepherd.

Chongzi looked at Wang Shuhua contemptuously, flapped his wings and flew away.

two hundred and two

Zheng He took the husky up the mountain for a walk yesterday afternoon, and found that the silly dog ​​stopped for a while after taking three steps, and he didn't know what he was doing on the ground.At first, he thought that the silly dog ​​was digging a hole with Papa, but after walking for a while, he found that the silly dog ​​had lowered his head and picked seven or eight times in half an hour. Isn't this frequency a bit abnormal?Could it be that the silly dog ​​has learned to shit in sections?

Zheng He kept his mind.

The silly dog ​​walked a few steps, and then started pawing around again. Zheng He saw the opportunity and knocked the silly dog ​​away, and finally saw what the silly dog ​​was pulling: a poor wild vegetable trembling in the wind.

When he came home at night, he put the poor little wild vegetable seedling in a pot and showed it to Mr. Bai, and reported the silly dog's viciousness along the way.

"Is this a vegetable? What's its name?" Mr. Bai stretched out a finger to touch the round ball of the vegetable seedling and asked.

"It should be bracken."

"It's quite cute." Mr. Bai pushed hard, and the small buds of the little bracken were cut in half.

Zheng He pretended not to see the poor bracken in Mr. Bai's hand, went upstairs to wash and went to sleep.

When he woke up the next day, he somehow thought of the figure of the bracken, and somehow remembered that the bracken all over the mountains and plains was edible.

After contemplating for a while, Zheng He cooked the meals, put on sun-proof clothes and a big straw hat for sun protection, took the basket he found in the warehouse, and went out to look for bracken.

Unexpectedly, I didn't pick a few bracken, but picked up a lost Wang Shuhua.

two hundred and three

When Zheng He saw Wang Shuhua coming out of the car and yelling at the bugs, Zheng He immediately lost his head and said, "Mr. Wang, why are you here?" I regret it, what are you doing with your mouth so low?He secretly recorded the episode just now, and showed it to Mr. Bai when he went back. The two of them were having a good time.

Wang Shuhua wiped the sweat off her face, tried her best to look calm, and said, "Oh, it's you. What are you doing here?"

Zheng He turned the opening of the basket to Wang Shuhua, letting him see what was inside, and said, "I was looking for bracken."

Wang Shuhua: "..."

Wang Shuhua began to wonder if Lao Bai's business had gone wrong, and he used his illness to escape in the circle. Otherwise, why did his little lover sneak out to dig wild vegetables to satisfy his hunger?

Seeing Wang Shuhua standing there motionless, Zheng He squatted down on the ground and started cutting bracken with a sickle.

"Hey, you..." Wang Shuhua said halfway, thinking for a long time but couldn't remember what Zheng He's name was.

"What's the matter?" Zheng He said, putting a handful of bracken in his hand into the basket.

Wang Shuhua looked around and asked, "How do I get back to the villa?"

"Go west, go to the big locust tree and then go south."

Wang Shuhua's head was full of question marks: "This, where is Xi?"

Zheng He pointed in a direction.

"What about Nan?"

Zheng He pointed in another direction.

"What does the big locust tree look like?"

Zheng He looked at Wang Shuhua and sighed deeply, his eyes were like looking at a fool. Wang Shuhua felt that his masculine dignity was being despised again.

Zheng He said: "Forget it, I'll take you back later, I don't think you can find your way."

"Then lead the way quickly."

"I'm not cutting bracken, why don't you get in the car and wait for me, and I'll lead the way after cutting."

"Bracken is more important than me?" Wang Shuhua couldn't believe it.

Zheng He didn't understand why Wang Shuhua was surprised, and said, "You can eat bracken, how about you? Can you eat it too?"

two hundred and four

It was past ten o'clock when Zheng He led Wang Shuhua back to the villa.

As soon as Wang Shuhua entered the room, half of his face was licked by the big dog that pounced on him, and his saliva almost stinks him to death.

"Zheng He, come here." Mr. Bai clapped his hands, and the husky ran over.

"Fuck..." Wang Shuhua touched her face, feeling nauseated.

Mr. Bai didn't seem very happy to see his old friend coming to see him. He stood up politely, pointed to the bamboo chair in the sun room, and said, "Go and sit there."

Wang Shuhua wiped off her saliva, only then did she see that there were a lot of new things in the villa, she couldn't help but tsk her tongue: "Old Bai, you have a good life these days."

Mr. Bai looked at Zheng He, with a smile on his lips: "Zheng He likes to do this, me, as long as it feels comfortable."

Wang Shuhua didn't have a good impression of Zheng He, so she didn't strike up a conversation.

Zheng He put two cups of warm water on the bamboo table. Wang Shuhua was thirsty and was about to drink it when she suddenly saw that the water was cloudy!

Wang Shuhua glanced at Zheng He suspiciously, then stuck out the tip of her tongue and licked his mouth.Grandma's!It smells earthy!

"Zheng He, what's the matter with your water?" Wang Shuhua put the cup on the table forcefully, and asked the teacher to blame.

Zheng He didn't notice that Wang Shuhua was angry, and said happily: "This is my masterpiece! I found that there was water in the well in the yard, so I poured the water into the basin, and then boiled the water, so that the water is clean. Already!"

Wang Shuhua was so angry that she wanted to throw the cup.

Mr. Bai said to Zheng He: "You go out first."

Zheng He said: "Well, I'm going to cook. I cut bracken today, do you want to eat it at noon?"

Mr. Bai said: "Yes, let's go out."

"Old Bai, let me tell you what the hell is going on with him..."

Mr. Bai sighed, and said with a wry smile: "You want to open it up a bit, he uses this kind of water to make my alpine coffee."

Wang Shuhua couldn't figure it out: "What do you think is the reason why he did this? He was digging wild vegetables and getting cold well water..."

"It's his interest."

Wang Shuhua had a weird expression after listening to Mr. Bai's words. Mr. Bai raised his eyes and asked, "What's wrong with you?"

"Is that why you are?"

Mr. Bai nodded.

"You were not a person who could tolerate others before. What about your pickiness? What about cleanliness?"

"It's still there," Mr. Bai pointed to the bamboo chair under Wang Shuhua's buttocks, and said, "I'll repaint that chair after you leave, it's too dirty."

"Do you know that what you said just now can break our 20-year friendship?"

"Believe."

"Then how did you say that?"

Mr. Bai smiled slightly, but did not answer.

Wang Shuhua felt that her masculinity was going to be scum.

two hundred and five

The bracken fried shredded pork that Zheng He made was seriously despised by the huskies, who groaned and ate up the shredded pork in the dog's bowl, and licked the rest of the bracken out of the bowl with the dog's tongue.

Zheng He was so angry that he didn't eat.

Wang Shuhualai stayed in Mr. Bai's study for a day, and seeing the sun was about to set, Zheng He made an extra meal for Mr. Bai.

Mr. Bai still needs to take injections, and the ingredients in them are more or less irritating to the stomach, so Mr. Bai only eats half a bowl, and he will be hungry after a while.

Husky also seemed to know that his mother was very angry with him, and kept circling around Zheng He's legs. Seeing that Zheng He was about to go upstairs, he rushed upstairs and pushed open the door of the study.

"Fuck! Old Bai, your dog is amazing! I remember locking the door? Why did it open it?" Wang Shuhua shouted.

Zheng He narrowed his eyes and asked, "What are you doing locking the door? What are you doing with Mr. Bai that I can't let me know?"

Wang Shuhua said: "Yes."

Mr. Bai took the bowl and diverted the two people's attention: "No, I see that Shu Hua is here and asked him to help me organize the bookcase, lest the dog come in and mess up the books I put on the floor. Zheng He, you have eaten ?"

Wang Shuhua smelled the fragrance, stretched out her head and saw the colorful porridge in Mr. Bai's bowl, her stomach growled, and she said, "Hey, who is that, what about my portion?"

Zheng He squinted his eyes and said, "Who is who?"

Wang Shuhua thought for a while before remembering Zheng He's name, and said, "...Zheng, Zheng He! Yes, Zheng He, what about my share?"

"I only cooked Mr. Bai's. If you want to eat...here," Zheng He lifted his chin and said to Mr. Bai's bowl, "Eat Mr. Bai's portion."

"I said, is there something wrong with your hospitality?"

"Where is the matter, I am the most polite person!"

"Stop arguing." Mr. Bai interrupted the quarrel between the two of them, and said, "Zheng He, Shu Hua also helped me for a day, if you have any more, give it to him."

Zheng He grinned angrily at Wang Shuhua, and said, "It's in the pot downstairs."

"Old Bai, it's better for you to treat me! That whoever, bring me the porridge." After Wang Shuhua finished speaking, Zheng He sneered again: "You are really famous, and I am not your servant. Shall I bring it? If you want to eat, bring it yourself, it’s not that you don’t have long hands.”

"You've done everything, and serving a bowl will kill you from exhaustion?" Wang Shuhua confronted.

"That's right, I'm tired of serving you a bowl, do you believe it or not?"

"What material are your bones made of? Plastic, it will break if you hold a bowl."

Mr. Bai interrupted again, saying: "Zheng He, treat guests with courtesy."

Wang Shuhua made an elated expression.

Mr. Bai continued: "But Shu Hua, you are not an outsider, so you can handle it yourself."

Wang Shuhua was very surprised and said: "Old Bai, you are too stingy, why don't I let your little lover serve a bowl, how can you be so tired? Look at you, you really..."

Mr. Bai grabbed Zheng He and put him in the chair: "Let him go by himself, you've been tired all day, sit and rest."

"I also tidyed up the bookshelves for you all day." Wang Shuhua muttered and went downstairs to look for food.