Nonhuman Evolution Guide

In the almost stagnant air, Leonard said cautiously: "Sheldon, I think this may not be true."

The alien on the opposite side was still looking at them inexplicably, like looking at delicious prey, he felt that what he did was really... too incredible.

"Of course it's true." Shelton stared at Zhang Lin intently. "If aliens can be real, why can't swords be real?"

"Because... because we don't have a collection of alien models?" Leonard said.

Sheldon suddenly withdrew his sword-raising hand, "God, I can't believe it, you're right."

Zhang Lin felt that he couldn't listen to these two nerds (nerds/dead nerds) with nine twists and eighteen bends in their brain circuits. , isn't he a scary and murderous little alien?

So he took a step forward.

Two nerds in pajamas ran into the bedroom screaming.

Zhang Lin suddenly found it very interesting. He hasn't enjoyed such a life-threatening world for a long time. Although once he walks out, countless heavy weapons can kill him to pieces in an instant, but at least for now he can still play leisurely. Take a look at the otaku.

Of course, he also felt that a circle like Sheldon's might be more receptive to the existence of an alien, and maybe their friends would think that Zhang Lin's cosplay was particularly cool.

Just get through the relationship between these nerds.

Considering Sheldon's habits, Zhang Lin felt that maybe being gentle would be better for both parties, so he raised his tail suddenly, "Tut Tuk, Tuk Tuk, Tuk Tuk", and knocked on the door three times regularly.

A moment later, Sheldon raised his voice from the door, "You didn't call out my name, your steps were wrong!"

"Sheldon," the other voice in the door revealed an incredible tone, "are you correcting an alien's obsessive-compulsive disorder?"

"Of course not!" said Sheldon's voice, "and how do you know this alien has OCD?"

"I don't know!" Leonard said in a low voice angrily, "but the alien is right outside our door, can you please keep your voice down!"

Sheldon immediately retorted, "But it's an alien, and it's impossible for an alien to be blocked by an ordinary bedroom door—"

"boom--"

Among the scattered sawdust, a tall figure with metal-colored bones appeared at the door. Leonard and Sheldon looked in that direction without looking, and tried their best to push their legs to the corner of the bed, trying to eliminate their sense of existence .

Until the shadow of the alien was getting closer and closer, Shelton suddenly poked his head out from under the quilt, pulled his pale neck and shouted at Zhang Lin: "You can't do this!" He pointed to his head, "This The most valuable brain in the world, you can't penetrate it with your unsanitary nest teeth!"

Leonard: "..." He suddenly felt dead.

Zhang Lin also had the idea of ​​wanting to taste the mind of a genius for a moment, but he tried his best to dispel it.

He looked around, and a simple paper sign caught his attention because it said "sarcasm".

Zhang Lin flicked his bone tail, pierced through a corner of the sign, and lifted it up.

Leonard tremblingly touched the glasses that fell on the bed, ignored the crooked and protesting frames, and put them on the bridge of his nose directly.

"What does this mean? Isn't this your taunting sign? You haven't used it for a long time." Leonard saw the words on the sign clearly, and felt that the alien was a little crazy.They had prepared this sign for Sheldon, and when he was expressing sarcasm in a way that ordinary people could not understand, they suggested that he better hold up the sign so that people would not find it difficult.

"'Sarcasm,'" Sheldon said, "obviously, of course, means sarcasm, and proves it's taunting you, Leonard."

"Why not you!"

"Isn't it obvious that it arrived here from another time and space obviously needs to be based on some kind of theoretical basis, and doesn't need anyone to design experiments to prove that its crossing is correct, Leonard, I don't want to tell you that it came here It's no use mocking your work, but it's true."

Leonard: "..." I really want to push Sheldon into the arms of the alien and kill him.

Zhang Lin: "..." I don't understand.

Watching the quarrel between the two nerds, Zhang Lin began to feel that the sign didn't seem to show his human intelligence enough, so he threw the sign out with a flick of his bone tail, and turned to show his teeth to the two nerds who were shivering on the bed.

In this way, Zhang Lin slowly and with difficulty forced the two homeboys out of the bedroom, into the living room, and stopped in front of a whiteboard full of formulas.

Zhang Lin raised his tail and wiped it on the white board, the sharp thorns left several traces on it, and finally wiped out a little blank space.

"Oh no!" Sheldon said tremblingly, hiding behind Leonard, "It just ruined the greatest proof in the world! Leonard, it's too bad to lose this whiteboard, this year Who should be awarded the Nobel Prize in Physics?"

Looking at Sheldon curled up in pain, Zhang Lin thought for a while, then scratched the word "Sorry" on it with a sharp bone tail, and erased all other handwriting that got in the way.

Sheldon and Leonard: "..."

"Did we just... saw an alien writing?" Leonard asked Sheldon a little uncertainly.

"Yes, I saw it, and my Nobel is gone," Sheldon replied.

On another blank space, Zhang Lin scratched the words "I am human" crookedly with the tail of his bone, and then, under the shocked eyes of the two nerds, he dragged the unconscious black figure on the ground towards him.

"Ah—" the two otaku screamed.

Zhang Lin: "..."

Because Sheldon and Leonard had just tried to escape through the door, Zhang Lin had no choice but to block the door and use his teeth and claws to force the two back, forcing them to walk in front of Kaur.

Leonard seemed to barely understand what Zhang Lin meant, and turned the "corpse" on the ground over with his toes. "Hey, this person seems familiar."

"Hollywood actor Johnny Depp's ex-girlfriend Winona Ryder." Shelton raised his hand, opened and closed twice, "Edward Scissorhands."

Leonard looked thoughtfully at Zhang Lin, "Are you trying to tell us that you are from Alien 4?"

Zhang Lin flicked his tail, leaned closer to Leonard, and satisfactorily nodded the long, narrow head without eyes while the experimental physicist was trembling.

"You...what do you want?" Leonard swallowed and asked tremblingly.

Zhang Lin looked around, flicked his tail to reach Leonard's phone on the table, and tried to slide it away...but it was cut open, and the sharp metal thorn cut the phone in half.

Sheldon's cute gray-blue round eyes widened, "It's destroying communication equipment, and it's going to kill us!"

Leonard and Sheldon stared at Zhang Lin and stepped back.

Zhang Lin: "..."

He dragged another unspoiled whiteboard with his bone tail, rubbed off the formula he was deriving under Leonard's painful eyes, and scratched a line of words on the surface of the whiteboard with his tail.

"Call your friend, the one without a PhD."