Nonhuman Evolution Guide

Leonard's cell phone was broken by Zhang Lin, so it was Sheldon who called.

When the weak otaku picks up the phone, he has a tragic mood like going to death, which makes Zhang Lin suddenly feel a little bit bad-you must know that as Ben San, a scientist otaku who is still obsessed with superhero comics, his brain circuit is always different from that of normal people. Too much the same, such as personal heroism fantasy or something.

Sure enough, as soon as Shelton opened his mouth, Zhang Lin knew something was going to go wrong.

"Howard, I don't have much time now, and a strange shape appeared in Leonard's and I's apartment."

While Sheldon was saying these words, Leonard, who also had heroic fantasies, seemed to be inspired. He used his body to stand in front of Sheldon who was on the phone, and viciously held up the piece of paper that was scratched by Zhang Lin. Whiteboard, "COMEON! YOUBITCH! (Come on, [beep])"

Zhang Lin: "..." If he didn't have a tongue and couldn't speak, he would have refuted it with national curses.

Sheldon turned around and glared at Leonard in his busy schedule, "What did you say to it? You should threaten it to leave, not let it come! Stop making experimental physicists look even more useless!"

Leonard was obviously very angry at Sheldon's words, but he couldn't waste time arguing with Sheldon at this time, so he could only stare at Zhang Lin fiercely, "GETAWAY FROMUS! YOUBITCH! (Stay away from us, [beep])"

Being slandered as a special worker twice in a row, Zhang Lin was very angry.But just when he was about to teach them a hard lesson and let the scientists who don't have fish lips understand how cruel the little alien can be, the voice from the handset of the mobile phone made him feel relieved suddenly, and he felt a kind of schadenfreude.

"What, Alien? Who bought it? I'll be right there!" Howard's voice in the earpiece was filled with electromagnetic noise, and his tone seemed very excited.

Zhang Lin thought about it and thought it was not difficult to understand. A large part of the design of the alien was full of hints of X, and Howard must like it.

"I'll say it again, Alien, repeat, Alien, repeat," Sheldon said.

Leonard was very dissatisfied with the intensity of Sheldon's tone, and immediately threw the useless whiteboard, snatched the phone from Sheldon, "Howard, it's an alien, it's a real alien! Go call the police, leave us alone! "

"Really?" Howard's voice was frivolous and cheerful, "Don't worry buddy, if I really see aliens, I will definitely ignore you... Are you saying that aliens can be faked? Lord, I wish I could be in your apartment right now, bye !"

The phone was hung up instantly.

Sheldon held the phone stiffly, Leonard's legs were already shaking like noodles.

Zhang Lin approached slowly, plodding forward every few seconds, enjoying the trembling of the scientists.When the knock on the door finally rang, Zhang Lin's nest teeth had been rubbing against Leonard's face for a while.

If he wasn't afraid of the smell of blood making him lose his mind, he might have gone too far.

As soon as the knock on the door sounded, Zhang Lin quietly left Sheldon and Leonard, and crouched by the door in a hunting posture.

The next second, the door opened with a sound, and the two otaku outside the door were dragged into the living room by a force before they could clearly see the mess in the room.Immediately afterwards, the door slammed shut, and Zhang Lin also locked it by the way.

"How about it?" Leonard looked numbly at Howard who fell at his feet, "Is it enough to be fake?"

Howard and Raj in an unknown situation: "..."

Zhang Lin dragged the whiteboard that said Leonard to call Howard just now, and shook it twice in front of Howard. After he saw it clearly, he wrote a new line: "I need you."

Howard obviously saw Zhang Lin's brain hole, and knew that this is not a part that normal aliens should be equipped with. After contacting Zhang Lin's "I need you" just now, he immediately understood what Zhang Lin needed.

The thin, pale, delicate little man tried to appear a little bit aggressive, but clearly failed.He tremblingly asked Zhang Lin: "You need me... yes, I understand, but what do I need from you?"

Zhang Lin smiled silently. Seeing the human beings negotiating conditions with the aliens, he really felt that... the nerds are trying to die.

"You need to survive." Zhang Lin underlined another line.

The whiteboard was almost too full to draw, so Zhang Lin dropped this one, picked up another one from Leonard's side, and successfully rubbed Leonard's calf, making him almost cry.

"Oh, you... you're right." Howard disarmed completely without moral integrity.

Zhang Lin took a while to show that he didn't intend to bully them, and finally ended the conversation with "Otherwise I will kill you" under the distrustful eyes of the four otaku.

The nerds really seemed to be more obedient, and Zhang Lin was very satisfied with the results of the exchange.

Howard, who was responsible for the lives of four people, was fortunate enough to place a small plastic stool opposite Sheldon's seat... and spread out a large A0 drawing.

At this time, Zhang Lin sat comfortably in Sheldon's special seat with a whole body of mucus. Feeling that his tail was blocked, he savagely tied the sofa across from Sheldon's angry eyes. , I believe that this time Sheldon will not be able to solve the problem by selling the mat.

As a conscientious roommate, Leonard pulled Sheldon into the kitchen to prepare food for Zhang Lin.As expected, Sheldon was very conscientious, and kept pointing fingers at Leonard's way of washing the steak, and said that this would lose the original bloody smell and make the alien feel uncomfortable.

Leonard threw the steak into the sink angrily, and stared at Sheldon, "I don't know, Dr. Cooper, but I think the alien doesn't like marinated steak, and may prefer your cell-rich cerebral cortex. "

As expected, Sheldon shut up, and his precious cerebral cortex would also contribute to the physics community and Nobel Prize needed by Fish Lip.

"So," said Howard, who began to draw the design freehand with a look of depression, "even the aliens from another world know that I don't have a PhD?"

Zhang Lin never thought that his casual writing would actually hurt Howard's feelings... Well, he decided to make amends.So instead of nodding or shaking his head directly, he picked up the whiteboard again, "Not everyone."

Howard: "..."

Inexplicably, Zhang Lin felt that Howard seemed to be even more depressed.

"Actually, I think..." Leonard suddenly turned off the running water while washing the steak, looked at Zhang Lin with a little hesitation, and summoned up the courage to say, "I think we might be in some kind of... book in or in a movie."

Zhang Lin was noncommittal, the pencil in Howard's hand fell to the ground, Raj helped him pick it up, and Sheldon was thinking.

Since Zhang Lin didn't intend to commit murder, Leonard continued: "Did you see the unconscious person under your feet? Yes, it was difficult to find because she wasn't breathing... He dragged this woman before Show us, I kind of speculate about that when trying to prove he's from Alien 4. Why would he show us this Alien 4 character? Clearly thinks we should know her...and We do know each other, and this behavior shows that he also understands that he is from a movie. Besides, he acted like he knew us the first time he met me and Sheldon, and he just came into this world , actually found out that we have a friend who doesn’t have a PhD, and said ‘not everyone’—doesn’t that prove that a lot of people know that Howard doesn’t have a PhD?”

Everyone was silent for a moment, and then Sheldon exclaimed, "It's unbelievable, Leonard, that you can reason."

Leonard instantly changed from rational to angry, "I also have a PhD, I'm an experimental physicist!"

Howard, who was still thinking, suddenly dropped his pencil again, this time on purpose. "Can I still hear a sentence today without the word PhD?"

Raj whispered something in his ear.

"Okay, I know you didn't say that word—that's because you didn't speak at all!" Howard rolled his eyes, "Why can't you speak? In addition to being afraid of women, could the fear of aliens also make you say no Speak up?"

Raj glanced at Zhang Lin carefully, and whispered another word in Howard's ear.

Howard didn't wait for Raj to pick up the pencil for him, so he bent down to pick it up angrily, and then said to Raj: "I don't know! But the aliens are hermaphrodites, except for the worm mother. ' instead of 'she'!"

Raj paused for two seconds, then smiled calmly, and spoke in front of Zhang Lin for the first time.

But Zhang Lin had to admit that he didn't understand... The Indian accent is indeed more terrifying than the Chinese accent.

"Where's your pencil?"

"I picked it up myself," Howard said, "and what do you care about whether an alien is male or female? Is your misophobia going to extend to all species? What if the sperm you jerk off have chromosome X in it, you don't know There is no way to say 'so comfortable'!"

Raj showed a hurt face at the time: "Why can't other species treat humans equally? Is it because I am an Indian?"

"No!" Howard said, "You've made up too much, I didn't mention racism!"

Raj looked directly at Howard without hesitation, "Too much brain power means I have a big brain, so I can get a PhD."

Howard: "..."