Nonhuman Evolution Guide

It's a pity that the four nerds are putting their heads together, arguing quietly about something.

Of course Zhang Lin could hear every word they said, but it was difficult to connect them together.He glanced at Petunia, who was full of disgust, and turned on the TV to the maximum.

"Oh," Howard said with a trembling voice, raising his head suddenly, "the sound of copulation is really exciting-I suddenly feel inspired, Leonard, look at this bearing..."

Zhang Lin: "..." He seems to have done something wrong.

"Yes, the sound of copulation is very good, reminiscent of natural evolution and reproduction." Sheldon emphasized, "And extramarital affairs violate this law."

Penny glanced at them.

Zhang Lin stared at the wildebeest couple being dismembered by an African lion on TV, imagining that the howling animal had a face like Sheldon's.

Petunia was very impatient with watching this kind of program, she stood up and walked over to the nerds, looking out at the results of their work.

"That's...for that cool gentleman over there—"

"Alien." Sheldon corrected seriously.

"Yeah, Alien." Petunia glanced condescendingly at Sheldon, rolled her eyelids, and the latter was forced back by her eyes, "Is this for Mr. Alien?"

Leonard seemed very excited about Penny's initiative to approach, but he couldn't make it too obvious, so he had to show his courtesy by answering questions.

"Yes, we are designing a device that can provide stable pressure. This is the operation port, and you can put your hand in to cut off the dagger." Leonard looked at Penny with a smirk, "Actually, it is the same as in "Alien 4". That surgical instrument is similar," Leonard added, seeing that Penny wasn't very interested, "it's very interesting."

Zhang Lin immediately wanted to slap him in the face, it's funny your sister, you're going to die for picking up girls, don't you remember the feeling of Chao Ya rubbing against the skin?

"Interesting," said Petunia stiffly. "Very interesting."

She then walks away nonchalantly, Leonard looking very disappointed.

Shelton lowered his voice: "I suggest letting Leonard leave the group temporarily. I think the show just now had too much influence on him. A variety of neurotransmitters are acting on the synapses of neurons in his brain, especially the lower neuron synapses. The thalamus is probably pumping out dopamine (≈love) at a crazy rate."

"Hey," Howard raised his eyelids and gave Shelton a disdainful look, then suddenly smiled lewdly, "I think it's testosterone (≈craving)."

Leonard tried to look like he couldn't hear what they were saying.

On the other side, Zhang Lin finally got tired of the African lions on TV who kept biting raw meat.Anyway, he can't attract the attention of nerds. It's really a shame that he still plays the National Geographic Channel.

He raised his tail and pushed the remote control towards Petunia. The female warrior immediately understood and picked up the remote control to change channels.

The next few days were not particularly difficult for Zhang Lin. Howard Leonard worked hard in the laboratory to complete their ideas, while he and Penny spent a lot of time on the sofa facing the TV.With Zhang Lin's acquiescence, Penny deleted all of Sheldon's recordings of "Battlestar Galactica" and "Doctor Who", and instead filled them with brainless comedies, idol dramas, and family ethics dramas.

In fact, if Zhang Lin can speak, this is definitely not his best way of revenge. He will spoil all "Battlestar" and "Doctor Who" to Sheldon, and then watch him go crazy.

Before Sheldon had the opportunity to get in touch with his thoroughly poisoned hard disk video recorder, Howard brought good news to Zhang Lin, that is, his brain hole was finally repaired soon.

Following Howard's suggestion, they knew that Caltech had an MRI machine, so they needed to see what was going on in Zhang Lin's mind before they could use the welding torch.

But Zhang Lin clearly refused.

The entire outer shell of the alien is made of metal. Not to mention whether it can be imaged by nuclear magnetic resonance, whether it will be roasted or not is still open to question.Zhang Lin knew very well that after a few contacts, a smart person like Howard immediately realized that the alien was illiterate, maybe this was their method to trick him.

In addition, Zhang Lin said that he would not put his whole body into the pressurized operating device, he would only let his upper body into the machine, and how to seal it was up to Howard.He is only responsible for being ready at all times during the repair process, and if he is about to be unlucky, he will immediately pull Howard who is in charge of the operation next to him to back him up.

Although Zhang Lin is still not at ease, he can only force them to this point.If the otaku really wants to die with him, it can only be considered his bad luck.

As long as the brain is still there, sooner or later he will go through this. Compared with Riddle or others, the four nerds are much better.

Howard could only move the huge machine into the apartment without complaint, because Zhang Lin refused to leave no matter what.Even if the IQ catches the urgency and has a brain hole, it is best to be cautious when doing aliens.

The process of repairing the brain hole was more laborious than imagined. The alloy dagger was made of unknown material, and it couldn't be welded no matter what. In the end, Howard boldly started from Zhang Lin's head. The liquid metal dripped into the brain, while guarding against the nervous Zhang Lin accidentally tightening his tail and strangling him to death, it took them almost a whole day to repair the brain hole.

By the time Zhang Lin came out of the pressurized operating device, Howard had already become a drenched little man.

Zhang Lin himself is not feeling well, even if he is an alien now, when the metal shell is melted away, it hurts to the bone marrow. It is obvious that the nerve endings of the alien are connected to the metal shell in some way.If he hadn't clearly understood that once Howard was strangled to death, he would inevitably be scalded to death by molten metal, perhaps he would have tightened his tail irrationally.

After everything was over, Howard lay down on the ground without hesitation to lift his corpse, including the three nerds who helped him, and collapsed side by side on the sofa.Zhang Lin screamed excitedly with a lumpy brain, stepped on the alloy dagger, and crushed it.

The dagger was undamaged.

Although Zhang Lin complained about Howard's craftsmanship, he was still alive, which was something to be thankful for.

"Time machine," Leonard said deliriously from the couch.

"I told you," Sheldon feebly took his own seat—he hadn't touched it for several days, and missed it so much that he almost had a fit, "it's the dimension traveler, not the time machine."

"Whatever," Howard said hoarsely, "I survived..."