Nonhuman Evolution Guide

Before all the otaku gathered in front of the time machine to discuss Zhang Lin's incomprehensible theories, the spike on the tip of his tail just hit Howard's Adam's apple.

Howard swallowed, his eyes slipped to Zhang Lin's direction, and he obediently sat down in front of the unfinished design.

"If it must be related to physics, do this first." Zhang Lin raised his sign and said.

With a rare sense of loyalty, the otaku chose to accompany Howard to deal with Zhang Lin's brain hole first, and then jointly research the time machine that can travel through time and space that they each bought online for [-] knives.

Although Zhang Lin always suspected that they just needed an engineer.

In order to avoid being cheated, when they explained the research process to Zhang Lin, Zhang Lin always maintained a cool attitude and pretended to understand. No matter what the other party said, he just nodded in disdain.

Howard had hesitated to speak several times, Zhang Lin was very anxious, because in the end Howard always stopped talking with a regretful expression.

What the hell happened!Can't explain clearly!Is it the responsibility of everyone in this world to understand physics?

Until there was a knock on the door.

The otaku looked at each other, and Zhang Lin also guessed who the only visitor would be.

In addition, he also thought of another thing, that is, nerds must go to Caltech to work, otherwise his traces will be exposed.Even if they take turns to ask for leave at home, it will look very abnormal, and it will still attract the attention of others.

But just let them all go away like this... Zhang Lin wouldn’t be so stupid even if he didn’t have an IQ of 187, okay? And think that he should actually be a human alien.

All this can only increase the value of his research.

If he really lets the nerds leave, I'm afraid that the one who breaks in will become SWAT (generally refers to armed special police).

But now these are not a problem suddenly, Zhang Lin reveals a dark smile in his heart.

Who really cares why a sloppy restaurant waiter suddenly doesn't go to work? Maybe she simply forgot to be on duty, or went to a small studio to audition for an actor's dream.

When Zhang Lin stood up suddenly after knocking on the door, the otaku showed nervous eyes, but no one dared to stop him.

Of course, he knew that the Americans with fish lips didn't have the habit of locking the door at home, so he used the speed of the alien to crawl behind the door in the most suitable posture of crawling on the ground, and was slapped on the face by a door panel.

Si Otaku and Zhang Lin: "..."

He was not well then, why would there be such a rude lady!The people in the room obviously didn't respond, so it's really okay to just push the door open like this!

And the Americans with fish lips, if they don't lock the door at home, they will suffer retribution sooner or later!If this was in the Celestial Dynasty, everyone deserved to come to your house to play RPG, take whatever they see, and even give you a pair of underwear!

However, Zhang Lin's inner turmoil certainly didn't affect his speed. With a flick of his tail, the door slammed shut.

Penny: "Are you guys moving? I mean, is Sheldon moving? No, I mean... Leonard, that's a shame."

"Uh..." Leonard's neck seemed to be a little stiff, and he forced a smile, "Actually, we didn't plan to move. That... I suggest you look back."

"This is too childish Leonard." Petunia shrugged, but still looked back, and after staring at Zhang Lin for three seconds, she quickly turned her head, "Is this some kind of illusion device? Not at all. Not cool, take it away."

The four otaku shook their heads together.

"Don't lie to me—oh, I think there's something on my shoulder..." Penny said in a tearful voice at the end, and the four otaku on the opposite side nodded together.Because Zhang Lin had already put his mucus-dripping claws on Petunia's shoulders, the slightly acidic liquid penetrated through the thin clothing, causing a sticky and disgusting touch on the skin.

"Uh, yes Penny, this is actually an alien—have you ever seen an alien?" Leonard's expression was a little distorted.

"No!" Petunia cried without daring to move.

"Okay, that—it won't hurt you, relax...yes, relax." Leonard stepped out from among the four, approaching carefully, "Come on, take my hand."

As soon as Petunia stretched out her hand tremblingly, Zhang Lin shook his paw slowly at Leonard behind her, and Leonard's outstretched arm suddenly became stiff.

Zhang Lin thought about it for a while, for a woman like Penny, it shouldn't be a problem to use a little force... right?

So he grabbed Penny by the shoulders and threw her on the sofa, then picked up the board amidst the woman's high-pitched screams: "She stays here, you guys go to work."

Seeing this sentence, Shelton whispered in Howard's ear with flickering eyes: "It really has seen the work about us."

"Hey, don't touch Penny." Leonard suddenly plucked up the courage and said to Zhang Lin.

Zhang Lin bared his teeth.

Leonard: "..." He struggled for a while, and then said, "Penny, I will ask for leave for you... Think about the good, maybe you will be more competitive when auditioning for "Alien 5" in the future, you can True performance."

Petunia said tremblingly, "Really?"

"Uh," Leonard said, "the heroine will definitely not be replaced, maybe you can play a killed cannon fodder."

Penny: "I don't even want to act myself!"

"I have a question," Sheldon stood up suddenly, nervously serious, "Can I ask a question?"

Everyone: "..."

Sheldon looked at Zhang Lin without blinking, Zhang Lin had no choice but to lift the board: "Do you have to occupy a space on it?"

"Of course not! You just have to put a 'yes' on it, or just a 'Y'."

Zhang Lin held up the board with an "N" written on it.

Shelton pursed his lips tightly, turned his face away in a way of twisting his neck in a large arc that was different from ordinary people, his expression was suppressed and his whole body was trembling.

"Oops," Howard said.Then he realized that there was no response this time, and he turned his head to find Raj nodding at him with his mouth shut.Howard remembered Penny on the sofa and rolled his eyes at Raj.

In the following time, the four nerds re-invested in the repair plan of the brain hole, and Petunia refreshed Zhang Lin's three views with the strong adaptability of a female man.In just 5 minutes, Penny has decided to get up from the sofa and sit down, and even said to Zhang Lin: "There is a TV over there, do you mind if I turn it on?"

Shelton turned his head suddenly: "No, I will not allow it."

Zhang Lin raised the "N" just now, and Petunia went to turn on the TV, and by the way shook her head and spread her hands at Sheldon.

Shelton turned back again with depression and trembling, and whispered after a while: "No, I don't want my brain neurons to have an extramarital affair and a connection between the pressurization device, which will make me see 'pressurization' next time. ’ is a word I reflexively think of extramarital affairs.”

Penny turned up the volume of "Desperate Housewives" that was playing on the TV.

Sheldon's lips were pale, as if he had been violated.

Ten minutes later, Leonard looked at Sheldon several times, and finally stood up uncontrollably, and took two steps forward slowly, attracting the attention of the alien and the female warrior on the sofa.

"I'm sorry...I mean, can you ask him to ask the question just now?" Leonard raised his chin in Sheldon's direction, "Otherwise he's only done half of it... His compulsion Sooner or later, the disease will drive everyone around him crazy."

Zhang Lin held up the "Y" he had written long ago, and Leonard heaved a sigh of relief.

"Oh, that's great." Shelton immediately put down the things in his hands, "Can you please tell us what kind of work we are in?"

Petunia's reaction to this sentence was blank, while the other three nerds suddenly held their breaths.

Zhang Lin felt that he might as well hold the "N" all the time. If the four science geeks and a female soldier knew that he was actually from a sitcom, would there be serious consequences...

"Hollywood blockbuster." Zhang Lin lied shamelessly, completely ignoring whether there seemed to be even a tiny connection between the four nerds and the blockbuster.

The frightening thing is that nerds with high IQs have no self-knowledge in this matter.

Sheldon turned back in satisfaction, Leonard shrugged and smirked: "I thought it was a comedy like an IT maniac. According to Hollywood routines, will the four of us save the world later?"

Zhang Lin began to pretend that he was watching "Desperate Housewives" seriously.

A few days later, Zhang Lin half understood what Howard said. It seemed that his meaning could be repaired in theory, and even the matter of the time machine had some clues.And Petunia finally understood what was going on, and began to be forced to run away from work without any resistance—anyway, she can only live in Leonard and Sheldon's apartment at present, except for the rent, all other expenses are covered. It could be erased, she was happy not to order food for others.

That is to say, from this time on, as long as the four nerds are in the apartment, Zhang Lin will occupy the TV and keep the channel on NGC (National Geographic Channel) all year round.Because he thought sadly of the time-travel incident of the otaku again, and decided to do something to remedy it.

"It's learning our culture." Sheldon lowered his voice and said to Leonard, "I can guarantee that when the research on the time machine comes to an end, it will invade us with a large number of aliens."

Leonard glanced at him, "Don't you think... aliens generally have good hearing?"

"Only part of it is, like Spock." Sheldon asked, "But unfortunately, I think your idea is illogical. Pure energy body life doesn't need 'hearing' at all. They are also aliens."

"No!" Leonard said, "I'm talking about the one next to you—and I used the word 'average.'"

Shelton turned his head and found Zhang Linzheng silently facing his direction with his eyeless head.

"Oh, yes." Shelton turned his head and answered Leonard.

Looking at the backs of the science nerds, Zhang Lin decided to continue doing something.Trying not to poke the remote, he turned up the volume.The living room was filled with the mating sounds of wildebeest, which were replaced by the growl of an African lion after a while, mingled with the hissing of wildebeest.

Zhang Lin looked at the nerds, but did not respond.

Petunia next to her suddenly said, "Oh—this is disgusting. Is nature so dangerous?"

Zhang Lin thinks Penny is too sweet.