[Comprehensive] The man who sells with rope

I'm in a weird place again - sunny weather - mood,...  

I am Shen Jingbing.

I've always felt like my world was pretty normal.

Until I took an arrow to the knee.

I never thought in my life that I would be retaliated by my wife as a mistress.

In broad daylight, prostitution in the daytime.

Still in front of someone's shop, it's cruel and unreasonable,

Are you responsible for breaking the business?

Shen Jingbing looked at the two white naked bodies in front of her, her gaze was empty.

In fact, he wanted to find a crack in the ground to get in, but in the end he regrettably found that even if there was a crack in the ground, he couldn't get in with his size.

Hey.

It's really sad.

I really want to be thin like a lightning bolt and disappear in a blink of an eye, he thought.

"Human beings," the man's voice was low, tainted with lust but still full of majesty that made one want to kneel on the ground.

The woman under her groaned unbearably, as if dissatisfied with the other party's pause, she actively twisted her waist.

Shen Jingbing was taken aback for a moment, recovered from the atmosphere just now, looked up to the sky, curled her lips: "It's as if you are not a human being."

After speaking, he paused, turned around, looked at the gates of some dilapidated buildings, thought for a while and still didn't go back, just squatted down and covered his ears, opened the map to see how far he was from the target customers on this plane , casually said: "What are you doing, I won't eavesdrop!"

The man raised his eyebrows behind the back that Shen Jingbing couldn't see, and galloped again under the provocation of the woman.

Shen Jingbing's face flushed red, and the sound of physical impact entered his ears unstoppably, mixed with the unbearable groans of men and women and the sound of lewd water, successfully made Shen Jingbing, who had never eaten meat, even more.

Okay, I really want to eat meat qaq

Shen Jingbing clamped her legs, sighed, and then looked at a blank map and wanted to cry.

"Lancelot, cut off my hearing." Shen Jingbing shouted in his heart, and then fell into silence for an instant.

He was slightly relieved, and felt much better after the sound was isolated, so he sat down on the ground, and the soft nightgown rubbed against his semi-rigid lower body, which made him shiver uncontrollably. Here comes the function of controlling the secretion of hormones in the body.

This wouldn't happen if I was wearing safety gear.

Shen Jingbing looked at the safety vest in her hand, and sighed, it's not good for him to change clothes while others are having sex...

It always feels so embarrassing.

"Lancelot, do you think I was tricked by Elro again?" Shen Jingbing hugged the safety vest and smashed her mouth, "Is this plane unexplored?"

"Yes Master."

"Which question did you answer?" Shen Jingbing took out a detector and inserted it into the soil.

"Both, Master."

"..." Shen Jingbing had a sad face, "Oh!"

Lancelot didn't want to say anything anymore, lest his IQ be lowered.

"Don't ignore me, Lancelot, at least tell me what level this plane is!" Shen Jingbing looked at the several data blocks floating in front of him, and at the numbers that kept jumping up, his eyes fell on the fast On the soaring power index, an ominous premonition rose in his heart.

"Unfortunately, master." Lancelot paused, "It's A-level."

"What do you think I'll go back and kill Elro now?"

"You are too weak, master."

I feel that I really can't play happily with you, Shen Jingbing's face is full of collapse.

A gay, a tsundere, and an omnipotent ai who always falls on him!

How could you do this to me! !

How hard did you make Brother Shen! !

You sure don't know.

Survival is not easy, the road is rough, Shen Jingbing feels very hurt.

Shen Jingbing picked up the detector that had collected the information on the ground, glanced at the map, stood up and patted his butt, looked up at the blue sky without a trace of cloud, sighed deeply, turned around and prepared to go down the mountain.

Zeus, who had just stood up from the newly admired water fairy, looked at Shen Jingbing's back with squinted eyes, and with a light hook of his finger, a small lightning that was not obvious under the clear sky instantly hit Shen Jingbing.

The fragile human paused, twitched slightly, and fell down straight and without aesthetic feeling.

Zeus walked over a few steps, kicked the person who fell on the ground, and looked back at the dilapidated temple that was so dilapidated that it was impossible to tell which god lived there. The people on the ground were caught under their arms, and they turned around and led them directly to the top of the mountain.

Zeus, look at the water fairy who is still on the ground!

Prostitutes will give money if they prostitute!You even begrudged to give others a piece of clothes!

Simply ruthless!

When Shen Jingbing opened her eyes, she found that she had been stripped naked and soaked in the water.

He looked up at the empty surroundings, and first of all he was thankful that he was thrown here and didn't drown, choke to death or die in some way-it was really touching.

This is a pool, the water is not deep, cold, and the water quality is clear, you can see the silt and not so dense algae underneath at a glance, and similarly, all parts of Shen Jingbing's naked body can be seen at a glance.

Shen Jingbing's head rested on a sunken stone on the shore to avoid the fate of being drowned.

Shen Jing Bing, who can't swim, stretched his limbs, stepped on the soft mud, stood up and found that the water was only up to his waist.

Shen Jingbing took out several vacuum plastic tubes from the ring, pulled out the spare safety clothing and towels inside, and took out some underwear by the way, climbed ashore, dried them, and put on the clothes. within the detected range.

"Lancelot, what happened to me just now?" Shen Jingbing shook her head, wiping her head with a towel.

"It's lightning, master."

Shen Jingbing paused slightly, and looked up at the clear sky without a trace of cloud.

"Are you kidding me?"

"..." Lancelot felt as if he was throwing mud at the master's face, "This is an A-level plane."

"En." Shen Jingbing nodded, "So?"

"A-level planes are generally... the domain of gods."

wtf?

Shen Jingbing was a little stunned by the words "Divine Realm", and she didn't recover until the water dripping from her hair rolled into her mouth.

He glanced at the ring on his hand. He remembered that Ello told him that Qi Yu got it back from the A-level plane. With Shen Jingbing's experience in the Internet for several years, the storage ring is not the kind of useful The myths and legends of the otherworldly continent are in the comprehension novels, oh, there are also the end-of-the-world urban novels that Goldfinger has developed, and... the campus romance novels.

He didn't know why there was such a magical thing in the campus romance.

However, according to what Elro said, it is estimated that the A-level plane is the mythical plane or the cultivation plane.

The natives of the plane are either gods themselves, or they are cultivators who go against the sky, and they can indeed be called the domain of gods.

Shen Jingbing turned the ring on her hand, feeling that as an ordinary person, the pressure in this kind of place is a bit high.

"Lancelot, do we have something that can shake the face of a god?" Shen Jingbing asked, he paused, "It's definitely not possible to kill, but it's okay to faint, do we have it?"

"Yes." Lancelot directly pointed out the way for Shen Jingbing, "There are many. There are 28 proven A-level planes connected to the store, and there are many things for gods."

Shen Jingbing, who suddenly felt a big stone in his heart, compared the number of A-level planes with the number of planes in their hands, smacking his lips, "There are really few A-level planes."

Lancelot didn't reply, he contacted the store very consciously, and Tuo Erluo sent a lot of good things.

Shen Jingbing looked down at her bare feet, pulled out a pair of flip-flops, and drove the map to the mountain in a leisurely manner.

As a result, he still failed to reach the bottom of the mountain.

A woman stopped him—the woman was very beautiful, dignified and very temperamental, and she was definitely a goddess in Shen Jingbing's eyes.

The woman raised her chin haughtily, squinting at Shen Jingbing, holding a scepter in her hand, her eyes swept across Shen Jingbing's black hair and the pool not far behind him, and then her face changed, looking like Like a lioness whose territory has been offended, she glared at Shen Jingbing fiercely.

Shen Jing looked at this beautiful girl eagerly, and felt like taking some pictures as a souvenir.

Whether it's a proud goddess or an angry goddess, it's so beautiful! !

"Human, why are you here!"

Emma, ​​the real goddess!

Shen Jingbing became even more excited, but facing the goddess' questioning, he could only scratch his head, "I think... I don't know very well."

"Humans, this is the bathing pool of Zeus, the king of the gods. Why are you here!" the goddess asked repeatedly, this time adding a series of explanations, her voice becoming a little low and dangerous.

"Zeus?" Shen Jingbing felt a little familiar, he shook his head for a while, and pondered: "I was shocked, and I was here when I woke up——If you know that Zeus...wait a minute, Zeus!? "

Shen Jingbing opened his eyes wide.

The goddess' face flushed, and she looked very angry.

The shocked and bewildered mortal in front of him obviously didn't realize his situation at all.

Zeus!It was Zeus who snatched someone from below again! !This time, he dared to bring it back to Olympus directly, and allowed a human to stay in the bath!

Hera was so angry that she grabbed the scepter in her hand tightly, and the body of the scepter creaked.

"No...not the Zeus I thought of, right? You...no, you are Hera, the Queen of Heaven?"

The goddess glanced at him, snorted coldly, and the power of the scepter in her hand surged.

Shen Jingbing was dumbfounded.

Hey, he's in the same bathtub as Zeus!

What if I got some strange disease!

Hera doesn't care about a human's thoughts, she can't attack Zeus, she can only attack people Zeus likes.

The goddess waved the scepter lightly in her hand, and the divine power fell on the stiff body of Shen Jingbing. Anger and jealousy shone in her eyes, but the bewildered human beings in front of her did not turn into a star beside the lake as she had imagined. Grow willow.

Shen Jingbing listened to the highest level alarm buzzing in her mind, and looked up at Hera.

Damn it, what a mess!

Shen Jing suppressed the desire to kill Hera, with a smile on his face.

"Respect the great queen, I think I have what you need most now..." Shen Jingbing took out the love potion made for the gods, glanced at the item list that Elro just sent, and smiled Eight shiny teeth were exposed.

Those who bought a watch, I will kill you if I don’t play with you!

Pooh!