[Comprehensive] The man who sells with rope

The first day when I came to the Realm of God - the weather was fine - my mood, I love you...

If you don't die, you won't die. I just don't understand why.

There was once a chance to shut up in front of me, but I didn't cherish it, and I regretted it when I lost it. There is nothing more painful than this.

If God can give me another chance, I will say three words to myself, don't be cheap.

Damn, this game is unplayable,

Hera looked at Shen Jingbing for a while, and confirmed that the other party had no divine power, neither a god nor a demigod. She frowned slightly, and her eyes fell on the beautifully colored bottle in the other party's hand.

"What is this?" The noble goddess raised her chin.

"Love potion." Shen Jingbing grinned, "It can make Zeus enchant you—only for you."

Hera's eyes moved slightly.

With the potion in her hand, Shen Jingbing watched the data floating in front of her soar upwards, her heart trembled.

If Hera hit him again, the safety vest on his body would be shattered into pieces.

"Why should I trust you, human being." Hera snorted lightly, making it clear that she didn't believe that an ordinary human being could come up with anything good that would affect a god—although this human being did have some special features.

"A great queen, I can prove it to you." After finishing speaking, Shen Jingbing looked around and saw a rabbit hopping in the grass. His eyes lit up, and he opened the potion bottle, preparing to take the rabbit to Hera. Test it out in front of you.

As soon as the lid of the potion bottle was lifted, a strange fragrance floated in the air instantly, sweetly tempting the people and gods around to find out.

Hera watched as Shen Jingbing took out a strangely shaped utensil out of nowhere, flipped it lightly, and the claws shot out from the utensil caught the rabbit, but the caught rabbit was unscathed.

Shen Jingbing pulled the desperately struggling rabbit over, picked up both ears, watched the movement of the rabbit and nodded, yes, sir.

He opened the rabbit's three-petal mouth and fed it a few drops of potion, "After it drank the potion, you can apply a little potion on whoever you want this rabbit to fall in love with, just a little bit is enough. "

Knowing the usefulness, Hera snorted coldly, and didn't let him go. This human being is not afraid of the attack of divine power, so what he said before was electrocuted might be a lie.

Hera looked coldly at this human being who dared to deceive the gods, and the divine power on the scepter surged again.

Shen Jingbing watched the indicators around Hera getting higher and higher, the power index on the scepter jumped directly from green to bright red, and swallowed the unfinished instructions for use back into her stomach.

"Lancelot, help!"

"You can kill gods, master, with swords, potions, or beasts that devour gods." Lancelot was very calm.

"Damn it sounds so scary!" Shen Jingbing was stunned, "No, it sounds so awesome!"

Lancelot felt honored.

"Then... close the door and release the evil beast?" Shen Jingbing thought for a while, and felt that she really couldn't kill with a sword or potion with her own hands—even the gods would not dare, after much deliberation, she finally chose the evil beast that could eat the gods .

Lancelot responded, and the value in front of Shen Jingbing suddenly jumped even more.

"Hera!!" The figure of Zeus suddenly appeared, and Shen Jingbing was so frightened that he drank in a deep voice. He sprinkled some of the potion on his hand, and it penetrated into the skin in an instant, leaving only a small piece of it than other places. The slightly rosy areas of the complexion testify to the presence of this small portion of the potion.

Fuck Σ (っ°Д°;) っ

Shen Jingbing turned her head to look at the rabbit who was gnawing on the grass. The rabbit raised its head and looked at him, its chubby body held by iron claws struggled vigorously, pawed the ground with four paws, and even let out a scream sound.

I'm so hasty! ! ! !

Although the rabbit is very cute and cute, he doesn't mind having a rabbit who loves him by his side, but the rabbit is a sex maniac!

Walking around with a rabbit that is always flailing with its four paws everywhere on its body is so frustrating, isn't it!

Shen Jingbing felt that he had no choice but to abandon the rabbit.

"Lancelot, is there any solution?" Shen Jingbing didn't care about the conversation between Zeus and Hera at all, and asked the sky speechlessly.

"No, the witches made this potion to make the man they fancy become their most loyal slave and lover." Lancelot paused, "How could there be an antidote."

"What about other methods?"

"Kill that rabbit."

You are so cruel!

Shen Jingbing turned her head to look at the rabbit, ready to move.

Lancelot wanted to confuse the master even more.

Simply unbearable.

Zeus and Hera were arguing fiercely on one side, Shen Jingbing completely blocked the voice on the other side, drew out a dagger and approached the struggling Tuji.

Then Shen Jingbing found that she couldn't do it.

Boo!

I'm just too kind.

Shen Jingbing withdrew the dagger, looked down at the potion in his hand, "Hey, Lancelot, do you think I will become a narcissist if I drink it myself?"

"You can try, Master." Lancelot said, "There is no such record in my database for the time being, you can enter it as the first case in my database."

Shen Jingbing lowered her head and smelled the sweet and seductive smell of the potion, smacked her lips, "I'd better not try it, this bottle is a waste."

The ingredients in each bottle of love potion are different, and each bottle can only work for the user.

Whether it's 1v1 or np, whether it's one attack with multiple hits or one hit with multiple attacks or multiple attacks with multiple hits, as long as the same potion is used, no matter how many people can fall in love with the person who has applied this potion.

Shen Jingbing rubbed the rabbit's head, "Lancelot, how long will this potion last?"

"According to the life of the god as a reference, the duration of the effect almost spans more than half of the time from birth to dusk of the god."

"Oh, fuck me." Shen Jingbing looked at the potion in his hand, "It's quite expensive, isn't it?"

"There are still eight bottles in reserve in the warehouse."

so expensive!

Shen Jingbing looked at the potion in his hand regretfully, "I always feel that it's a pity to just throw it away like this."

"Please don't throw it away. Where the gods live, everything—even the grass has spirits."

Shen Jingbing looked down at the green grass swaying with the breeze, and the chrysanthemums tightened.

Sounds like a prelude to tentacle play.

Hera suddenly let out an angry scream, and the divine power surged from the scepter came out of his hand, and instead of throwing it at Zeus, it rushed towards Shen Jingbing!

Listening to the sharp siren that suddenly sounded in her head, Shen Jingbing grabbed the rabbit on the ground and threw it towards the energy group that was rushing towards him in sight!

The rabbit quietly turned into a stone.

Shen Jingbing shuddered, and the way she looked at Hera suddenly changed.

Shen Jingbing was holding an antimatter grenade in his hand, ready to throw it out at any time. He turned his head to look at Zeus, and roared: "Zeus, you are being controlled by a woman for stealing food outside, and your lover and child were killed and maimed by her." I don’t know how many, you are so unresponsive, are you a man, are you the king of the gods!”

After Shen Jingbing finished speaking, she felt that her three views were shattered.

always feel that something is wrong...

But at this time, it doesn't matter so much.

"Lancelot, what are the chances of me throwing the grenade at me and running away myself?"

"It's zero, master."

"Damn it." Shen Jingbing glanced down at the antimatter grenade in his hand, put it back in grief, and then changed to a submachine gun.

Although this thing certainly has no effect on the gods.

Ma Ma, they are hanging up!This game can't be played anymore!

fall!

Zeus turned his head to look at him, and his eyes swept away from the stone-turned rabbit.

"Zeus, as the king of the gods, you are being controlled to death by a woman! Do you know how many people outside see you as a joke!" Shen Jingbing continued to speak with anger while carrying a heavy bag. : "Everyone knows that Hera will come over after staying with Zeus for a long time, and you! As the king of the gods, you still dare not make a sound. When facing Hera, you are simply a lost dog! "

"Human!" Zeus scolded angrily.

Shen Jingbing's brain was buzzing from the yelling.

However, Hera looked at this bold human being with admiration - what the other party said was completely true, which made Hera, who had been blinded by Zeus's derailment, feel bright in front of her eyes.

Indeed, Zeus had no great dislike against her after she had done with his lovers.

If you are exhausted, you will just get angry, and you will never do anything.

Thinking of this, the ugly look of jealousy on the face of the dignified goddess faded a lot.

"Did I say something wrong?" Shen Jingbing glanced at Hera, relaxed in her heart, raised her chin, her expression and tone were full of sarcasm, "You brought me here, what did Hera do when he wanted to do something to me?" Don’t even do it, you’re a man of the ball!”

Believe it or not, Lao Tzu jumped at you every minute!

It's amazing!

wipe!

"Human..." Zeus walked over a few steps, lightning crackled in his hand, his eyes narrowed slightly, and his eyes swept back and forth at the vulnerable part of Shen Jingbing's neck.

Shen Jingbing had goosebumps all over her body.

"Lancelot, there are wolves in front and tigers in back, what do you think I'm swollen!" Shen Jing clenched the gun in his hand, "I think any of them can make me die in a rhythmic way, what do you think? Woolen cloth?"

"I agree, master." Lancelot agreed.

"So what should I do if I'm swollen!" Shen Jingbing felt that her mouth was so cheap.

The next time I talk about it again, I will broadcast it live!

Shen Jingbing glanced at the thunder and lightning in Zeus's hand, her face was indifferent, but in fact the whole person was not well.

It feels like it's going to hurt a lot when you hit it.

"Human, say it again, eh?" Zeus bent down, approached Shen Jingbing, and blew into his ear.

You deep well ice ah!

At a time like this, who would want to have sex with you!

The rhythm of being crushed to death every minute, okay?

Give me Teacher Cang and I can wilt in an instant, okay?

And I'm not gay!

Don't force me! !

I get angry and I'm scared myself! !

"Zeus, do you know why the villain is always counterattacked?" Shen Jingbing raised her head with a bright smile.

Zeus raised his eyebrows in confusion.

"Because..." Shen Jingbing picked up the potion in his hand, and put the bottle and medicine directly into Zeus's mouth. "They always like to play tricks at the last minute!"

Shen Jingbing watched Zeus make a swallowing movement reflexively, and then his breath changed.

He turned his head and grinned at Hera, with a miserable and miserable smile.

"Zeus, bite her!"