Dude, your wig fell off

That Chen had been sitting in front of An He's computer for an hour, An He leaned on the sofa and looked at his back helplessly: "Isn't that your mother's hometown, why is it as if you have never been there before?"

"It's been a long time since I went. Besides, I used to stay at home and didn't play. This time I went to play." Na Chen poked the screen, "Look, I don't know the attractions mentioned here."

"Our main purpose is for the two of us to go out for a trip. It's not really a trip, so we don't need to go into too much detail..." An He smiled, "Just stay together."

"The island is six square kilometers in total, and I can't get too many details," Nachen closed the webpage. "It's a pity that the car can't get on the island. We can only drive to the parking lot."

"It's okay." An He opened his arms, "Come let the uncle hug you."

Na Chen went over and leaned on him and rubbed against him: "I want to take that Pai Pai together..."

"What?" An He gave him a push, "Are you alright? Why don't you bring a stuffed bear with you when you go out to play? You two are not afraid of being seen by others."

"It's fun, don't care what other people are doing," Na Chen clicked his tongue, "No one knows who you are."

An He looked at Na Chen, thought for a long time and finally sighed: "Then take it with you, first agree that I won't take it."

"I'll just take it, it doesn't bother me." Na Chen snapped his fingers.

An He sent the car to the shop for maintenance. It took a long time to drive there. Counting meals and rest, the two took turns driving for two days. He has never traveled long distances since he bought this car.

It didn't matter to Chen, his plan was to drive all the way and play all the way, and if he came across an interesting place on the road, he would get off the high speed and play for a while before leaving.

"What day is it over there?" An He packed his luggage, thinking about what clothes to bring.

Na Chen was lying on the bed hugging the stuffed bear, pointing to the closet with the bear's paw: "Bring big pants and a T-shirt, but you have to prepare long pants and a thick jacket, or you will freeze to death if there is no typhoon."

"Okay," An He stuffed the clothes into his backpack and threw them aside, "Let's just leave it at that! We'll start tomorrow."

The advantage of self-driving travel is that you don’t have to rush to drive, but the disadvantage is that you will oversleep.

And both of them overslept.

That Chen's things were already packed and placed in An He's place, but he went home to work on his papers the day before, and it was past ten o'clock when he woke up the next day.

When he rushed out to drive without eating earlier, he called An He: "Master! Are you awake!"

"...from now on." An He's voice was clearly sleepy.

"According to this pace, we will only get there in three days. Get up quickly and take your things down. I won't go up." Na Chen started the car, "Remember to bring that pat."

"Hey! Got it." An He said helplessly.

When that Chen drove the car to the downstairs of An He, An He was stuffing the bags of the two into the trunk of the car, and Na Pai sat on the back seat, crossing his legs.

Na Chen was delighted when he saw it: "You put it on?"

"Well, what do you think of this posture?" An He smiled.

Na Chen got on the car and sat on the back seat, raised his legs and said, "That's right, I have my demeanor."

An He took out the camera from his bag, walked around to the back door and took a picture of the two of them: "Let's go."

"Wait," Nachen pulled him into the car and sat side by side, "Here's an authentic departure map, we have to record it all the way."

The two of them hugged the bear, one held the camera in one hand, and took a long time to take a few pictures, only one of which had three heads in it, and Anhe Khan tossed it out: "Okay? Let's just go and have lunch before leaving."

"Let's go!" Nachen sat on the co-pilot, "You go ahead and replace me at the first rest stop on the expressway."

"The first rest stop is only one kilometer from the expressway exit."

"Then the second one."

There are a lot of cars at the entrance of the expressway, and they line up to get their cards. This is the second week of the summer vacation, and many of them are parents taking their children out to play. An He looked at the children in the front and rear cars lying on the windows and poking their heads out, feeling a little emotional .

Before going to college, he never went out to play during the winter and summer vacations. His father was nowhere to be seen, and his mother was numb. At most, he would go to a classmate's house for two days as a tourist.

During the holidays after college, he was basically busy with part-time work, so he went out only once, and he was still with...

It still makes me feel good when I think about it.

"Shall I drive?" Na Chen suddenly said next to him.

An He withdrew his thoughts and found that the car in front was gone, and the car behind was honking its horn.

"Why are you driving, don't you talk about the second rest stop?" An He slid the car over to get the card, and drove on the highway.

"You've lost your mind and wandered into the sea," Na Chen squinted at him, "What are you thinking about?"

"I just remembered that I never went out to play with my parents when I was a child." An He smiled.

"Me neither, my mother won't let me out." Na Chen put the car seat back and leaned halfway, "But after my mother went to live in the Fifth Hospital, no one cares about me. I ran out to play for a few days by myself and no one knew."

"Master, it's because you have money, you have to be like me..."

"Then you haven't gone out to play after you made money?" Na Chen clicked his tongue, "Don't say this is your first time to go out!"

"No, our school organizes it every summer vacation." An He said with a smile, Jiang school can make money, and the school takes money from the small treasury every year to let teachers travel.

"That's great, you don't need to spend money to go out and play."

"Fart, I've been there twice and I don't want to go. The old men and old ladies who are about to retire will go there. I found someone when my leg was broken when I was young..." An He frowned and looked depressed, "I couldn't mention it, so I went out to lose weight."

"This time I let you have fun, I will do everything!" Na Chen patted his chest, "If you want to get lost, just sit where you are and wait for me to find you."

An He glanced at him and was happy: "Why should I get lost."

"Who knows, the island is full of banana trees, if you get into it, you will definitely get lost."

"Ah, speaking of the banana forest..." An He glanced at Na Chen with a smile on his lips, "The banana forest should have a good environment, right?"

"Don't!" Na Chen sat up straight, "It's not beautiful at all. The ground is full of rotten leaves and plantains that have fallen and covered up black. Do you know what the smell of bananas and plantains is? That's the smell. It smells like that when you leave the woods."

An He smiled for a long time: "You know what I said, you are so anxious."

"Uncle An," Na Chen narrowed his eyes, "I know what you're thinking, I just want to tell you, my little daisy can't be at the level of the banana forest."

"Understood," An He smiled and nodded, "Your territory is up to you."

"It's definitely not good on the beach, it's full of sand. If it gets on it, I won't feel good, and you will probably fall down too... the rocks, people, where else is there..." Na Chen put his feet on the ground with his eyes closed. A person in the front of the car was muttering.

"I'm a decent person," An He couldn't help interrupting him, "You don't have to keep finding me a place to stand, the hotel is fine."

"Speaking of hotels," Na Chen patted his legs, "there are hammocks in the courtyard of the hotel... I don't know if you can move around..."

"Do you want to show the show to the people staying in the store? Do you want to put a basket on the side so that people can throw money?"

The two had a silly laugh, and then discussed for a long time whether to write a small sign on the price or not.

An He felt that he was quite stupid, and it would be endless to go crazy with Na Chen, but he was in a good mood.

For so many years, he has never really thought of anything like this, only seeing and hearing.

It wasn't until the car reached the second rest stop that the two of them stopped talking nonsense. That day, Chen drove to refuel, and he went to the supermarket to buy food.

This rest stop is a four-star rest station, and even the toilets are beautifully decorated, but there are too many people, and there are a lot of self-driving tours. Anhe waited in line for a long time with a push of food before paying the money.

"There's stir-fried vegetables in the restaurant over there, do you want some?" Na Chen refueled and came back to sit with him on a piece of grass and smoke a cigarette by guarding a trash can.

"If you don't eat it, you won't feel like traveling. You have to squat on the side of the road or sit at the stone table to eat instant noodles and hot dogs." An He took out an instant noodle and threw it to Na Chen, and took one himself to open it.

The two of them soaked the instant noodles and ate them at the stone table next to them with chicken feet and hot dogs. That day, Chen ate half of the noodles and went to buy a box of ice cream.

"If you take such a mouthful of ice and hot mouthfuls, you may have something wrong with your stomach." An He was a little helpless.

"Oh." Na Chen put down the spoon, took An He's thermos, poured some tea into the box, and poked at the ice cream with the spoon.

"What are you doing?" An He looked at him.

"Poke it and drink the soup." Na Chen smiled.

"You really don't find it disgusting." An He ignored him and buried himself in eating instant noodles.

When they were about to finish eating, the two little girls walked slowly to their table, and hesitated a bit after thinking about it.

An He glanced at the two of them. The table between him and Na Chen was at the edge of the lawn, and there were still many empty tables in front of them. The two girls didn't seem to be here to wait for the table.

"What's the matter?" Na Chen put down the ice cream soup and asked.

"I'm sorry, two big brothers, can you help me?" A little girl came over and said with a embarrassed smile, "We took the bus home, and we queued for a long time to buy food. When we came out, the bus drove away... ..."

"What?" An He was stunned, "Don't they count?"

"I don't know if it's time or not. We called the driver and said we couldn't turn around. They said they would wait for us at the next rest stop." The little girl bit her lips, a little anxiously, "Did you drive here by yourself?"

"You want to take our car there?" Na Chen put all the leftover garbage on the table into a bag and asked.

"Well, okay? Just go to the next rest stop."

Na Chen took a look at An He, and before he could make a sound, An He nodded: "Okay."

After packing up their things, they set off with the little girl.

The little girl sat in the back seat, and Paipai sat between them. The little girl said thank you all the way, and praised that Paipai was very cute.

Na Chen didn't talk much all the time, and An He was used to it. When he met unfamiliar people, Na Chen always had a face with no expression on his face. He chatted with the two little girls one after another.

At the next rest stop, the little girl happily got off the car and left a pack of snacks for them.

"Potato chips... plums... melon seeds..." An He counted them all, "I don't even like them, you can eat them."

"I won't eat." Nachen sat in the driver's seat without moving.

An He found that his tone was a bit wrong, and went around to lie on the window beside him: "What's wrong?"

"An He!" Na Chen stretched out his hand and flicked the tip of his nose, "Do you think you think the girl is beautiful! You are in a hurry to bring her over!"

"Hey!" An He yelled while covering his nose, his nose was so sore that tears were about to flow down, but he wanted to laugh, "Are you jealous!"

"Yes!" Na Chen grabbed his collar and pulled him to the window, "Are you still..."

Na Chen didn't finish speaking, and suddenly stopped in the middle of speaking, as if he had slipped his tongue.

An He glanced at him from the window, and smiled: "What else?"

"No," Na Chen quickly kissed him on the cheek, "Sa Huan'er overdid it."

An He patted his face with a smile: "It's okay."

"Really?" Nachen stared at him.

"It's really okay, I can't torment myself for that matter for the rest of my life, I have to turn over the page," An He put a plum in his mouth, "What did you just want to say?"

"Don't pretend to be stupid." Na Chen smiled and ticked his chin with his fingers.

"I haven't had anything to do with the girl for a long time." An He lowered his head and bit his finger.

"Open your eyes and talk nonsense, you, when you chased me for a phone call, you thought I was a woman!" Na Chen took the plum in his hand and ate a piece.

"In the end, you're still a man, and you're still clinging to 520. If you get dumped, you'll lose your skin. I'm such a pain-averse person."

"I found that you are very good at comforting people," Na Chen smiled, with a satisfied face, "Are you a teacher?"

"Pull it down. Being a teacher is about endurance, and you can't let yourself kick up." An He went back to the passenger seat and sat down, "Drive!"

That Chen drove the car all the way forward, and the two of them originally planned to see where there was a good scenery along the side of the highway, and then get off the highway to play around before leaving.

As a result, An He felt that there was a good place several times, and when he was thinking about going down, he saw the exit sign and was thrown behind him.

"Hey! This, this, this, this...it's over again!" An He shouted.

"I can't stop in a hurry!" Na Chen clicked his tongue, "Do you have any sense of safety?"

"Can't you slow down in advance or something?" An He squinted at him.

"There are so many cars behind us, I'm driving a 60 so I can't let people honk the horn to death, maybe I have to hit him." Na Chen also squinted at him, and then said with a smile, "It's not like we won't go back, Write down the ones you missed, and turn on the navigation to play one by one when you go back, how about it?"

An He didn't speak, but Na Chen's words were very gentle, just like coaxing a child, which made him suddenly feel very happy to be pampered and pampered.

As soon as he felt refreshed, he just snorted: "No."

"Hey!" Na Chen was happy, "I have learned to act like a baby!"

"Get out," An He quickly rubbed his face, "You think everyone likes you and loves acting like a baby."

Na Chen whistled: "You only learned it after staying with me for a long time."

"Is it awesome to act like a baby?" An He took a piece of chocolate and put it in his mouth.

"Don't you like me acting like a baby?" Na Chen raised his eyebrows proudly, "Master An."

An He smiled and didn't speak. He really couldn't bear that Chen's coquettish behavior. That Chen's coquettish behavior was not deliberate, just like a kitten or puppy... like a leopard, the fluffy arched to his side.

He couldn't help but reached out and scratched Na Chen's head, and Na Chen immediately leaned his head towards his hand, and he quickly shouted: "Drive hard! It's already 120. What are you doing?" head!"

"Is there someone like you! If you have the ability, don't be fooled!" Na Chen shouted louder than him.

"After a while, stop and touch your head." An He sighed.

"Just came out of the rest stop and rest stop again?"

"I want to pee."

"Did you not urinate just now? Did you urinate and want to urinate again? Are you urinating frequently? This needs to be cured, sir..."

"Hey!" An He made him speechless, "I didn't go to pee, didn't I rush to send those two girls off before, and I asked you to smash your nose and forget about it!"

"That's why you stay away from girls in the future, as it's easy to urinate frequently."

That Chen drove the car into the rest station, stopped the car and went to the supermarket to sell some food and drink. An He wanted to say that there was a lot of food and drink in the back seat, but he didn't bother to say it, and ran to the toilet in a hurry.

"Buy some cans of Red Bull..." Na Chen asked behind him.

He didn't speak, he wanted to pee at first, but when he thought about the water, he became even more anxious, and almost ran to the women's toilet.

He almost bumped into someone when he entered the toilet. He gave way, but his shoulder still bumped against the person. He hurriedly said, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry..."

"It's okay." The man rubbed his shoulders and glanced at him, then stopped suddenly, "An He?"