Dude, your wig fell off

"An He? Such a coincidence?" The man was still rubbing his shoulders, and his tone was very surprised.

An He was also very surprised, standing at the door of the toilet, not knowing whether to turn around or go in to pee.

"Going out to play?" the man asked again and smiled.

"Well," An He nodded, although his heart was churning, he still kept his face calm, and walked in sideways, "Sorry, I'm in a hurry to pee."

Without waiting for the man to speak, he went into the toilet without looking back.

It just ruins the mood!

Standing in front of the urinal, An He was so stuffy that he almost forgot that he was here to pee. A buddy next to him glanced at him several times, and said when he left: "Will you be punished?"

piss all over you!An He filed his teeth.

After using the toilet and washing his face, he slowly walked out of the toilet. Na Chen was standing at the door and was eating with a box of ice cream. Seeing him coming out, he handed over the box: "Do you want to eat?"

"Yeah." An He took the box and scooped up two spoonfuls and ate it. The cold feeling along the way from his throat to his stomach made him feel comfortable, so he scooped up two more spoonfuls.

"Are you hungry or thirsty?" Na Chen looked at him, "Are you all right?"

"No," An He turned his head and walked towards the car, stopped after taking two steps, turned his head to look at Na Chen, "I ran into an acquaintance in the toilet."

"Who did you meet?" Na Chen asked while eating ice cream, "It's probably not a good acquaintance, I think your face has grown."

An He hesitated for a moment: "He Xu, it's the person I... mentioned to you before."

"Huh?" Na Chen suddenly raised his head, "Where is it?"

"What are you doing?" Angel grabbed his arm, "Let's go, come out to play just to have fun, and leave him alone."

Na Chen smiled: "I don't care about the easy things, can you care about it too?"

"Yes, it's over, it's over, I don't want to keep dragging myself because of such a person." An He walked forward.

"Okay," Na Chen trotted to the side of the car, opened the door and jumped in, "keep going!"

"Don't you need to switch to me?" An He asked with a smile, "Aren't you tired after driving for a day?"

"No, let me tell you, you, an old man, can't appreciate the physical strength and energy of young people," Na Chen started the car, "I can drive until tomorrow morning with a can of Red Bull."

An He didn't speak, and put the seat down, lay down and closed his eyes.

It's not a question of whether he has good physical strength or not enough energy, he just gets sleepy when he's driving, and occasionally when he takes a bus, he can get sleepy after every stop in the car.

That Chen turned on the music, but he didn't mean to be sleepy at all, he kept humming along to the music, and when he was happy, he would suddenly raise his voice and sing a few words.

This feeling of "going on a trip" is great. Even if they just got off the highway and found a random hotel in a small county town next to them that night, An He was still very happy.

The person you like is by your side, talking, humming, and moving forward with you.

The next morning, An He was pulled up by Na Chen. The two of them wanted to arrive before noon. They even bought a few buns for breakfast and set off.

But the plan couldn’t keep up with the changes. The section of the expressway was all under construction, and the speed limit was 60 along the way, and occasionally it was 80. It was three o’clock in the afternoon, and Nachen finally said: “It’s almost here.”

An He opened the car window, and the wind poured into the car. He closed his eyes and took a few deep breaths, "It smells different from ours."

"What's the smell?" Na Chen also put down the car window and smelled it.

"...It smells damp, it's damp." An He smiled, the air was warm and humid with the uniqueness of summer, I don't know if it was a psychological effect, but he also smelled the fishy smell of the sea.

But when Na Chen drove the car to the passenger terminal, An He's expectations for the sea were temporarily put aside.

"Damn!" Na Chen shouted.

"My God..." An He looked out the car window and sighed.

People, cars, densely packed the road.

When the car was driving in the urban area before, the car drove smoothly all the way, but now the open-air parking that can be seen to the left and right is full of cars, and the roadside is full of cars, and their cars can only go a little bit. Move forward.

"Didn't you say this is a small island for a leisurely vacation?" An He started to sweat.

"When I came back, I was very leisurely, and the pier was empty," Na Chen clicked his tongue, and patted the steering wheel after thinking about it, "It was not the peak tourist season when I came back."

"You're really good!" An He sighed, "Hurry up and find a place to park the car and buy a ticket."

"Don't you want to eat something first?"

"Buying tickets first, I feel deeply disturbed right now."

The two parked their car on the side of the road, got out of the car and ran to the ticket office.

When we arrived at the ticket office, An He was already tanned to the point of smoking, the sun by the sea was too conscientious.

"There are not many people." An He walked into the ticket office and saw that there were only a dozen or so people in front of each ticket window.

"There are not many people," Na Chen put his arms around his shoulders, with helplessness in his voice, "Because the tickets to go to the island are sold out..."

"What?" An He was taken aback, glanced at the big screen, and was stunned, not to mention today's tickets, tomorrow's tickets, even the tickets for going to the island the day after tomorrow are gone, he shouted , "It's day!"

"You wait for me." Na Chen didn't give up, squeezed to the window to confirm again, indeed there was no ticket.

"What should I do? Or just play in the city, or play in the sea anyway." An He planned to change the plan.

"You wait for me." Na Chen squeezed to the counter of the travel agency next to him to inquire about a day trip to the island with an indomitable face.

There are no tickets for the day trip.

At this time, An He saw a sign standing next to it - the island has limited reception capacity, and can only receive 7000 tourists a day.

"Don't struggle," An He was neither disappointed nor depressed. He was amused to see Chenman going around the ticket office. "There are only 7000 people."

"There is a group from a travel agency outside, ask the tour guide if there is any way," Na Chen clicked his tongue, and dragged An He out of the ticket office, "I still don't believe I can't go to the island!"

After they came out, they stood at the gate of the ticket office. They stared at the approaching tour bus, planning to pick a tour guide who looked good and talkative.

"Do you want to take a speedboat tour around the island?" A young man with a local accent so dark that he could see his teeth came over.

"Can I go to the island?" An He asked.

"No, just go around the island."

"Then don't sit down."

"There are no tickets now, and there will be no tickets the day after tomorrow."

An He remained silent, and the boy walked away.

After a while, another uncle came: "Do you want to take a speedboat tour around the island?"

"Can I go to the island?"

"No."

"Don't sit down."

After that, people kept coming and asking, do you want to take a speedboat tour around the island?

An He didn't even bother to ask if he could go to the island anymore, so he always answered, no sitting.

After a dozen back and forth, An He went to the corner and lit a cigarette, and another elder sister came over: "Do you want to go to the island by speedboat?"

"No sitting." An He replied skillfully after taking a puff of cigarette.

"Sit!" Na Chen yelled and slapped him, "People ask if they can get on the island!"

"Sit!" An He came back to his senses and followed suit.

"Four hundred tickets to go to the island per person." The eldest sister said neatly.

"What?" Nachen pointed inside, "The ticket office costs 120 a ticket, and the ticket is 90."

"You can't buy a 120 ticket, and you can get 240 if it's expensive, and it's not expensive at all!" The eldest sister didn't raise her head, a little impatient, "I promise you will be able to board the boat and go to the island immediately."

The two looked at each other, and An He said, "What's the speedboat like?"

"A speedboat with [-] people has been driving for an hour. Do you want to sit? If you want to sit, I will ask the master to leave."

"That means you have to gather 18 more people?" An He poked Na Chen with his finger, and pointed behind him.

Nachen turned his head, and there was a big sign behind him.

The coast guard has stepped up efforts to crack down on illegal operation of black speedboats, and tourists are requested not to take black speedboats to the island for their own safety.

The following also said that a speedboat drove halfway and found that the coast guard threw a boat of tourists into the sea and ran away.

"Is it reliable?" An He asked in a low voice, "Why do I feel like smuggling?"

"It's so commemorative, we're going to smuggle together!" Na Chen looked at him, "Can you swim?"

"Yes...you can't swim in the sea, what do you mean?" An He stared at him.

"If I fell into the sea, you are responsible for saving me. I can't swim and I'm afraid of water," Na Chen said with a serious face. An He made his expression serious, and he was suddenly happy, and patted An He on the shoulder. He said to the eldest sister, "350."

"400, I'm a very honest person. You can't find anyone more trustworthy than me! If you don't want to leave, I'll call someone else!" The eldest sister looked at them, seeming a little upset.

"You said, get on the boat right away." Na Chen said.

"Yes! Go or not! Go and follow!" The elder sister turned around and left without looking back.

"Why is she so picky?" An He asked in a low voice after the eldest sister.

"Because there are too many people like us," Na Chen gritted his teeth, "That means I'm in a good mood now, whoever would have liked her before!"

"You are still a local. The locals have checked the information for two days and still haven't figured out the low and peak seasons..." An He smiled and sighed, "I haven't bothered to see where the sea is."

"You'll have to see it when you get on the island." Na Chen clicked his tongue, and didn't excuse his mistake in judgment.

The elder sister walked quite fast, calling and answering the phone non-stop while walking, waving her hands like a smuggler commanding thousands of troops to smuggle people across the country.

The two of them were carrying bags and the eldest sister could barely keep up.

Na Chen frowned, his forehead was sweating: "I want to eat ice..."

"Wait," An He stopped suddenly, interrupted him, and looked at the tourists next to him, "How did I hear them say 340!"

"340?" Na Chen also stopped, seeing a few tourists asking something around a black guy in his twenties. Although he didn't care about money, the attitude of the older lady in front made him who was used to being arrogant I was very upset, so I didn't care that the eldest sister had strode forward and disappeared, and went directly to those people.

"340 for one person, we've already got all the people, plus you're two, I'll ask two more people to leave," the black guy held a map, "We'll arrange islander tickets for you to go to the island, guarantee You're just like everybody else..."

When An He approached, Na Chen had already settled with the black guy, and he pulled An He's arm and walked to the parking lot: "Go to the car, he will take us to the pier where the smuggling is done."

"Just throw that big sister away like this?" An He looked over there, and the big sister's snake-headed fan was still dangling in front of An He's eyes, "Will we be beaten by her?"

"I've thought so much," Na Chen said happily, "Now you just want to chase after her and beat her up, but you can't find where she is. If the two girls walked 20 meters away, they would have to be lost."

"Just say you have long legs." An He said with a smile, and followed the black guy. The black guy didn't run fast, but he kept making phone calls while walking.

"I praised your long legs." Na Chen slapped his buttocks.

"Pay attention to quality!"

There were seven or eight tourists pulled by the black guy, and they were divided into two cars. An He and Nachen took another couple in the car of the black guy. To prevent the two of them from experiencing the pain of separating the front and rear seats, An He sat in the co-pilot's seat, and then huddled by the rear door.

The car drove for 10 minutes, from the urban area to the small road in the suburbs. An He found that the road had changed from cement to sand. The black guy stopped the car and said, "Here we are."

Several people got out of the car, and the surrounding area was desolate, and the sea was not seen.

"Where are you?" An He couldn't help asking.

"Wharf," the black guy pointed forward, "I didn't see that this is already a sandy beach, and the car can't move forward. Brothers and sisters, come with me."

After tossing around for most of the day, the sky was getting dark, and An He found it very exciting to follow the black guy for no reason. He always felt that he and Na Chen were a pair of wanderers... tramps, and now they have saved up their life savings and decided to smuggle to ... spend the rest of their lives together on a small island of only six square kilometers.

He was so engrossed in thinking that when Nachen patted him on the shoulder, he was startled, and for a moment he felt that he was caught by the coast guard during the smuggling.

"Don't you want to see the sea?" Na Chen squeezed his chin and moved forward, "Look."

An He raised his eyes and glanced forward, then stopped.

A huge golden-red sunset hangs on the sea level, and a narrow pier extends from the beach to the sea.

There are fishing boats, large and small, parked in the bay, and only a silhouette can be seen in the distance. Everything is covered with a layer of dazzling gold under the evening sun.

The water in the bay is very quiet, with occasional small golden waves.

An He stood where he was, feeling a sudden silence around him.

"Go and take a bite of the sun," Na Chen took out his camera and pushed him, "I'll take a picture."

"How?" An He took a few steps forward, stepped on the sand, and his feet sank. He bent down and looked, and found that there were many small sections of coral on the beach. "So many corals?"

"It's all over the island, and the floor is made of broken coral." Na Chen held up the camera, "You jump, I see if you can catch the sunset with your mouth when you jump up."

There were not many people around, but the small pier was still crowded with [-] to [-] people. An He hesitated, thinking about whether to make this silly jumping action.

"Quick!" Na Chen shouted, "Dance more cheerfully!"

"Just torment me!" An He threw the backpack on the ground helplessly, looked around, and then jumped up.

"I can hit it. As expected of a school basketball player, my jumping ability is really good, and my butt is also..."

"Do you want to shoot or not?"

"Shoot! Jump sideways!" Nachen pointed his camera at him, "I'll take continuous shots, so you jump a few more times."

"Damn." An He took a breath and gave up, since he didn't know anyone anyway.

That Chen shouted, jump!

He swung his arms and legs on the beach and jumped seven or eight times in a row. When Chen called to stop, he couldn't stop, and he jumped several times as if on a spring before stopping.

Na Chen gave him a thumbs up: "Dancing beautifully, come and pick photos."

The two of them were having fun with the camera, when all the people around suddenly gathered towards the pier, and three speedboats drove over.

"Quick! Go and get on the boat!" The black boy yelled at them a few times as soon as he saw it, and then rushed to the pier in a flash, then turned around and waved desperately to them to hurry up.

The people around were greeted by their respective smugglers and rushed towards the pier in a hurry.

"Damn it, isn't that the way it is in the movies? Today is the experience of life." Na Chen took the bag and ran, "How is it, is it fun?"

"It's so enjoyable," An He rushed forward after him, squeezed through the crowd and approached their snake heads, suppressing his voice, "Don't throw your bag around, all the money is in your bag."

There is no cash machine on the island, and both of them brought cash, all in the bag.

Na Chen quickly hugged Bao and came to his side and lowered his voice: "Master, you have to protect me, our life savings are all here..."

"Quick! Get on the boat!" The black boy patted Nachen on the shoulder and pushed them onto the boat.

The owner of the boat stood in the way of the bow, holding a small book in his hand: "Wait a minute! Don't squeeze! Why squeeze! I want to face the head! Those who board the boat put their luggage on the bow! Put it on the bow! "

"Ten of me! I called you before!" The black boy continued to push people on the boat, as if fighting.

The boat boss refused to let him go on board, and let another person with a snake head on board first. Na Chen clicked his tongue behind An He: "Our snake head seems to be a little less skilled, so don't be unable to get on board for a while."

Seeing that the iron chairs on the boat were filled up in rows, when An He was thinking about whether to push the boat boss away and jump on board, the boat boss stepped aside.

An He let the girls of his group go up first, and when the last four seats were left, he got on the boat, took off his backpack and put it on the luggage that was already too full to go down at the bow. It's like fleeing, and there is a hail of bullets behind. Those who got on the boat escaped, and those who couldn't get on the boat had to die on the beach.

He grabbed Na Chen's arm behind him with his backhand, with a sad face: "Hold on to me, don't get lost."

Na Chen looked at him, originally he was quite afraid of the water, and the speedboat swayed violently, he was nervous. Hearing what An He said, a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, wondering whether he could stretch himself or not, and finally went out happily with a pile of luggage Voice: "Can you not learn from me!"

"Forget it, let me hold on to you, don't be afraid if you get separated, I have no money and can only swim back." An He clicked his tongue.

There were only two seats left in the first row of the bow, and Na Chen sat on the side seat. An He originally wanted to say that if you are afraid of water, you should sit in the middle, but seeing that Na Chen didn't intend to move, he had no choice but to sit. In the middle position.

It feels okay, the first row has a wide field of vision, although the setting sun has fallen into the sea at this moment, and the surrounding area has begun to be covered with night fog, but the dots of light on the fishing boat are still very beautiful.

The two next to them were also men, An He turned his head to say hello, at least they wanted to stay together for an hour.

"What a coincidence," the person next to him said before he spoke, "An He."

An He couldn't describe his feelings at all, he stood up without answering a word, and had the urge to jump off the boat immediately.

"Sit down! Don't move!" The boat owner shouted from the stern.

An He stood still.

Na Chen took his hand: "You sit here with me."

An He hesitated for a moment, and sat in the seat that Na Chen gave him.

Hold!This is so fucking interesting!

The boat moved, turned around and headed out to sea.

As soon as the boat turned around, everyone on board cheered.

The setting sun can no longer be seen on the sea level, only a golden halo, reflecting half the sky is golden red, and there are many lighted navigation light stands in the distance.

"An He," Na Chen put his arm on An He's shoulder and whispered in his ear, "I'll give you a chance. The water here is shallow. If you say a word, I'll throw him down."