Mozun cried and wanted to hang himself

Feng Yu didn't expect this little monster to be so easy to attract, so he quickly raised his hand to catch it.

This is a yellow corner monster that eavesdrops on the corner.

The corner monster looks like a toad, but its body is hairy, and it mainly moves around corners.

They mainly eavesdrop on people's conversations, even the lowest voices can be heard, and then sell them at high prices to those in need.

It can be as small as a young master's hidden disease, which family's family ugliness, or as big as a military secret.

Because they are not very smart and have little ability to distinguish right from wrong, they are often used by people with bad intentions.

Feng Yu looked at it and said, "What are you doing here?"

The corner monster said confidently: "Eavesdrop on things and sell them for money!"

Adhering to the principle of first enlightening and then subduing, Feng Yu said lightly: "Do you know what you did wrong?"

The corner monster: "Hmph!"

Feng Yu changed into a jade ruler and tapped on his own hand: "Who sent you here? Inquire about something."

The corner monster tilted his head: "Hmph! Who in this world is qualified to order me?"

Feng Yu said: "Then what you can get by selling information, I will double it for you."

The corner monster drooled: "A girl!"

Feng Yu had an indifferent face: "I can't give this."

The corner monster: "Hmph!"

Feng Yu said slowly: "Are you really that powerful? Can you hear even the tiniest voice?"

The monster in the corner sneered, and immediately hummed vividly the voice he had heard before: "Hmm... be gentle, my lord... my family..."

Feng Yu coughed lightly, restrained his expression, and was very humanitarian: "Do you think it's too much to throw you into the wilderness?"

The monster in the corner moaned and chirped: "It's too much."

Feng Yu: "Then there will be a great wilderness."

The monster was very angry. Hearing the two of them talking just now, it used its witty brain to judge that they should not be very friendly. With a sneer, it made a blood contract viciously: "I curse that you will never be able to get rid of each other."

Feng Yu: "..."

"Hahahahahahaha." The corner monster let out a barbell-like vicious laugh.

Feng Yu calmly put the monster into the Qiankun bag, made a trick, and sent it to the deserted land.

Ye Que's heart was fluctuated a lot because of that curse. Looking at Feng Yu, he found that his complexion didn't fluctuate at all.

Indifferent little phoenix.But Ye said lightly: "What are we going to do now?" For example, take a bath.

Feng Yu thought for a while, and suggested: "Play chess?"

Ye Que: "..." Some people claim to be mature and tall, but the entertainment they come up with is so childish.

Feng Yu said again: "Or drink tea and read a book?"

Can you be more sexual?Ye was very angry.

Feng Yu suppressed a smile, and leaned closer to appreciate his expression: "Then what do you want to do?"

Ye wanted to sleep with him.

Feng Yu sighed, and said slowly: "Ye Que, I really didn't realize that you are this kind of person."

He felt that such a night was very novel, and he thought it was quite cute.

...But Ye is very cute and wants to tie him up and lock him in the small dark room so that no one else can see him.

Feng Yu tapped him on the head, and said: "Okay, let's get down to business. It's Ghost Festival in a few days, and I'm going to stay outside all night."

Ye Ke was quite affectionate one second, but put away all expressions the next second, with a cold face: "What are you going to do?"

Before he could answer, Ye asked displeasedly, "Are you going to find a good-looking male ghost?"

Feng Yu: "?"

Does the imagination need to be so rich?

Feng Yu said fiercely: "I'm going to maintain order! Find some good-looking male ghost!"

Feng Yu stared at him: "Also, can you stabilize your mood?" The face-changing is like flipping through a book, it's really scary.

Ye Que: "Oh." Anyway, I have no position to be jealous.

...there are so many scenes.

Feng Yu supported her cheek with one hand, thinking about the future arrangement.

He thought about a few words, but Ye already had a lot of thoughts, and he listed a long list in his mind [some speculations about Phoenix's mind and the feasibility report of attacking Phoenix]. The brain cells are so rich that it is amazing.

In the end, he carefully came to the conclusion that Feng Yu might not like him.

But Ye glanced at Feng Yu, shook his head, got up and walked out.

Feng Yu didn't know what kind of ups and downs he had gone through in his mind, so he raised his hand to grab his arm: "Where are you going?"

But Ye pulled out his arm and said: "The world is so big, there is always a place for this deity."

Feng Yu: "..."

Feng Yu directly pinched his wrist.

After all, I still couldn't hold back my gushing love.But Ye had an expression of waiting to stay, and for a moment he thought about where to play after getting married.

After a while, Feng Yu let go of his wrist, and said indifferently: "Go."

But Ye took a deep look at him and said, "I want to ask you one last question."

Feng Yu said calmly: "Ask."

Yet Ye still reported a glimmer of hope, and opened his mouth: "Why do you want to be in the same room as this deity?"

Feng Yu said truthfully: "...to save money."

Ye was disheartened and rushed out the door.

After a while, Feng Yu pushed open the door, only to find Ye standing at the door, closing himself against the wall.

Feng Yu: "..." The world is really big.

Feng Yu pulled him back and had a long talk with him, deliberately speaking seriously: "You have behaved very badly in the past few days, you were not this kind of person before. Basically, I want to break up with you once a day. Think about it for yourself."

Ye heard the words and fell silent.

Phoenix is ​​very serious.

Ye looked a little embarrassed.

Feng Yu thought to herself, she finally felt a little bit ashamed, and was about to say a few nice words to let him know that she didn't hate him that much, when Ye Que said: "The deity wants to break up with you eight times."

Feng Yu: "?"

Feng Yu came to his senses and cursed with a blushing face, "What are you thinking?"

I was thinking of some kind of celestial body that would emit light and heat.

Ye was logical, took a step back, and said, "Five times is fine."

Feng Yu: "..." Can I show some face?

In the end, Ye went to stand in the corner for punishment, and didn't feel that he was wrong, so he changed the standard in his heart to the first eight times.