Mozun cried and wanted to hang himself
Chapter 8
A few days later is the ghost festival, once the midnight is over, thousands of ghosts wander around, it is extremely scary, thousands of households hang lanterns, the night market is closed early, the ghost market is lit up, ghosts can eat barbecue unscrupulously on this day.
It is said that ghosts have long tongues and lantern-sized eyes with hollow eye sockets that ooze blood.
The ghost messenger of the underworld boasted that he was terribly handsome, and when he heard this statement, he scolded: "It's really superstitious!"
At midnight, a group of demons danced wildly, and the scene was once very chaotic.
A ghost walks through the streets yelling: "Are there any children? Eat children, are there any children who want to be eaten?"
The doors of every household are tightly closed, the room is dark and quiet, and it is a completely different world from the street.
The sky above was also very quiet, Feng Yu sat alone on the roof watching the fun.He sat upright at first, but after a while, his chin rested lazily on his knees, and he only needed to raise his eyes to have a panoramic view of everything below.
He misses me in the moonlight.But Ye looked at Little Phoenix, and his heart was poked soft.
The wind blew the clothes into wrinkles, Feng Yu subconsciously hugged her arms, and when she realized that the wind had stopped, she looked up and saw a person standing beside her.
Feng Yu rested her cheeks, bored: "What are you doing here without sleeping at night?"
Ye didn't answer, but stood with his hands behind his back, and said indifferently: "The man Xiao has long wanted for a long time is in front of you, is this your reaction?"
Feng Yu: "..." What kind of madness is this fool going?
Ye, however, sat beside Feng Yu, leaning shoulder to shoulder with him, restless with his fingers, and went to touch Feng Yu's fingers.
For some reason, as soon as his fingers touched Feng Yu's, he became restless, eager to try, and wanted to hook up with others.
It's the finger's pot, not his.
Feng Yu suddenly said: "Look!"
But Ye quickly withdrew his hand and said seriously, "What?"
Below, there are a few little turnip monsters with makeup, holding a small steel fork, swaggering through the market, and kicking at a small stall.But because of too little strength, the stall only swayed a little.
They passed by a beautiful tree with luxuriant foliage, and came back again. A radish spat and said, "You are ugly, get out of here."
Then he left happily.
But Ye looked over and saw two ghosts hugging each other and making love to each other.
What is he implying the deity?Ye had mixed feelings and thoughts, and couldn't help but glance at Feng Yu.
Feng Yu had a smile in his eyes, looking...very envious.
But Ye came closer and lowered his voice: "Do you want that too?"
Feng Yu was stunned.
But Ye smiled slowly: "You are very smart, that expression just now succeeded in currying favor with this deity."
Feng Yu: "?"
But Ye's Adam's apple moved, and he approached uncontrollably.
"Not good—" Feng Yu glanced at something out of the corner of his eye, and stood up.
It was rejected after all.Ye laughed at himself, and opened his mouth: "Sorry, I offended—"
Feng Yu didn't listen to what he said, and flew straight to the group of ghosts.
I don't know who made trouble, and released a fierce ghost to bite here, scaring the night ghost to the ground.
Feng Yu said in a cold voice: "Who is presumptuous here?"
The ghost looked back and laughed loudly: "It's me, I just want to be presumptuous, what are you, can you control me?"
Feng Yu raised his hand to hit him.Li Gui dodged and ran around at will, frightening a large number of night ghosts.They spread out with a bang, leaving an open space.
Feng Yu raised his hand, and a dimly glowing net fell from the sky.
Li Gui vacated as he ran, and was hung in mid-air in embarrassment, unable to struggle, he was stunned for a long time.
The net on which the thing was hung fell heavily and fell to the ground with a muffled sound.
Li Gui pulled the net on his body, but was strangled even tighter, he was furious: "There are people above me, what are you going to do to me?"
Feng Yu smiled: "Who is it, tell me and listen."
Li Gui didn't forget his arrogance at this time: "Have you heard of the soaring peak?"
If other people can still treat Feng Yu seriously, when they hear the title of idiot, they will directly dislike him and say: "Mu Tian?"
Li Gui chuckled: "That's right, he is a person who understands the general situation."
...It can be seen that they are deeply brainwashed.
"Who am I?" Feng Yu said lightly, "Go back and tell Mu Tian that if Xiao Pofeng is not used to living in it, I'll change him to another place."
Li Gui got up with a bang, dragged the net and left.
Feng Ju stopped him: "Forget it, I changed my mind, I don't want to let you go."
Feng Yu sent Li Gui to the underworld, and Xie Qingfa got a free labor force. He was ecstatic and arranged for him to guard the gate in hell.
Ye didn't completely get out of the shadow of being rejected in courtship just now, and helped Feng Yu look at everything below while healing herself.
Everyone was scared by the five-foot-high cold and obediently ate barbecue.But the coldness in the air was too heavy, and the fire at the barbecue booth was extinguished, and it couldn't be lit anyway.
Feng Tiao leaped to the roof and sat side by side with him, their clothes lightly touching each other, very natural and intimate.
Ye Que's face softened a little.
The fire was lit again.
The night wandering ghosts would scatter one after another until the fourth watch, Feng Yu couldn't help yawning, his head lowered heavily, and he woke up again.
But Ye opened his mouth: "Pampering little Phoenix."
Feng Tuo ignored him, propped his chin, stared sleepily at the front, after a while, dozed off, nodded his head, and regained consciousness.
But Ye glanced at him and gently pressed his head on her shoulder.
Feng Yu rubbed his face unconsciously on his shoulder.
If he was alone, he would not be so slack, but now the familiar feeling of stability hit him, and he felt infinite greed in his heart. He was so comfortable that he fell asleep without knowing it.
But Ye took off his robe and gently put it on him.
On the fourth watch, the ghost lands continued to disperse one after another, and not long after, the first cock crow sounded.Feng Yu woke up slowly, her face was flushed, and there were not so obvious indentations.
The robe on her body fell off, Feng Yu hurriedly stretched out her hand to grab it tightly, looked at Ye Que, before she could speak, Ye Que spoke first: "Put it on and go home."
Feng Yu hurriedly handed it over: "I don't want to wear it, you put it on quickly."
But Ye said, "Your saliva is on it."
Feng Yu's face turned red all of a sudden: "Who is drooling?"
But Ye didn't speak, raised his hand to put a robe on him, and carefully closed it, wrapping him extremely tightly.
Feng Yu's face was still a little red because he just woke up, and he asked unnaturally: "Are you sleepy?"
I felt like I was asking a stupid question.
Not everyone is like him who either closes their eyes or sleeps all day long.
Ye replied, "Not sleepy."
... No matter how long he leaned on Ye Ke's shoulder, Ye Ke was excited for so long.
"Oh." Feng Yu gathered the robe on his body.
When the two walked to the road, Feng Yu had slept for half the night and was very energetic at the moment, so he raised his eyes and secretly glanced at Ye Que.
Maybe early in the morning, the judgment will be weakened, Feng Yu was so handsome, and her heart obviously stopped for a while.
He walked very slowly, dawdling, getting slower and slower, and finally said simply: "I don't want to go."
But Ye said: "It's really spoiled."
Feng Fu looked up at him: "Yeah, my Phoenix is indeed rather spoiled, and my feet hurt when I walk, so please help others and carry me on your back."
Ye Que said coldly: "In this world, no one has ever been able to order this deity."
Then hug him horizontally.
Feng Yu: "..." It's quite principled, it really doesn't count as backing me.
The person in the arms is so light, almost weightless.But Ye glanced at him, hesitant to speak.
Fool, I must think I am very heavy and fat!Feng Yu curled his lips.
But Ye had a bold idea, and his throat felt a little dry in an instant—is he asking for a kiss?
Feng Yu was lying in the person's arms, and when he looked up, he saw his protruding Adam's apple, the corners of his lips were sternly curved, and above that was the straight bridge of his nose.
The first morning star rises in the sky.
Feng Yu hooked Ye Que's neck, and quickly praised: "You are so kind."
But Ye's heart moved, and he almost proposed marriage to him on the spot, and then they got married in a bridal chamber.
Feng Yu was comfortable, and was a little carried away for a while, her feet dangling casually.
Unexpectedly, as soon as he turned a corner, he encountered a group of ghosts who were hurrying along.
...Feng Yu was so frightened that he almost fell from Ye Ke's arms.
Seeing the two of them stunned for a moment, the ghost opened his mouth wide, scrambling to greet him: "Phoenix God Lord."
Feng Yu: "..." It's over, the tabloids in the underworld are going to smear me again, saying that I have been acting like a baby all day long.
The image of sophistication and sophistication that I had painstakingly cultivated was completely destroyed.
But Ye kindly rescued him, saying, "He was tired all night."
a whole night? !The ghost was startled, and immediately said with that look: "I understand."
Feng Yu: "..." You might as well not explain.
After the group of ghosts left, Feng Yu was worried that he would run into an acquaintance again: "Okay, let me down quickly."
But Ye raised his right hand and pressed his head into his bosom to hide it.
Feng Yu: "...they will recognize me in this way, let me down, I decided to never be pampered again from now on."
The night did not listen.
Feng Yu moved back and forth in Ye Ke's arms, stretching out her claws without breaking up: "Scratch your nest."
Night is not ticklish.
"Scratch your stomach." Feng Yu said and stretched out his hand to scratch him, but it was just a false movement, and kissed his chin quickly and loudly.
Ye obviously froze for a moment, and her steps stopped immediately.
Feng Yu took the opportunity to jump down, coughed lightly, and said maturely and steadily: "Next, will you go back to the Demon Palace or go to my place?"
Did he just kiss me?Why so frivolous?Just because the deity held him and didn't let go?
Then do it next time.
But Ye was immersed in the kiss just now, his whole expression changed rapidly, and he didn't answer his words.
"Hello." Feng Yu waved her hand in front of his eyes.
But Ye came back to his senses: "What?" His eyes moved to his lips involuntarily, and then looked away, his Adam's apple rolled up and down.
Feng Yu said: "Are you going back to the Demon Palace or to my place?"
He couldn't hold back anymore and invited me to spend the night at his house.Ye said reservedly, "Naturally, it's the Demon Palace."
Feng Yu: "Okay."
Ye admired his disappointed little expression, and he was sure of winning: "I can give you a face--"
Feng Yu raised his hand to take off the clothes he was wearing on his body, handed them over seriously, and said, "Tell me when you get to the Demon Palace."
Ye Que: "..." The scheming little Phoenix made me feel ups and downs.
Night still followed him.
Feng Yu: "Huh?"
But Ye said, "This deity will send you back."
There was a ghost squatting at the entrance of the Illusory Realm. When it saw Feng Yu, it immediately ran over enthusiastically and said, "I have admired you for a long time."
Before Feng Yu could answer, Ye had a sullen face and said in a bad tone, "Hello, he is my wife who has never been married. Please don't talk to him without authorization. Please cooperate, thank you."
Feng Yu: "..."
It is said that ghosts have long tongues and lantern-sized eyes with hollow eye sockets that ooze blood.
The ghost messenger of the underworld boasted that he was terribly handsome, and when he heard this statement, he scolded: "It's really superstitious!"
At midnight, a group of demons danced wildly, and the scene was once very chaotic.
A ghost walks through the streets yelling: "Are there any children? Eat children, are there any children who want to be eaten?"
The doors of every household are tightly closed, the room is dark and quiet, and it is a completely different world from the street.
The sky above was also very quiet, Feng Yu sat alone on the roof watching the fun.He sat upright at first, but after a while, his chin rested lazily on his knees, and he only needed to raise his eyes to have a panoramic view of everything below.
He misses me in the moonlight.But Ye looked at Little Phoenix, and his heart was poked soft.
The wind blew the clothes into wrinkles, Feng Yu subconsciously hugged her arms, and when she realized that the wind had stopped, she looked up and saw a person standing beside her.
Feng Yu rested her cheeks, bored: "What are you doing here without sleeping at night?"
Ye didn't answer, but stood with his hands behind his back, and said indifferently: "The man Xiao has long wanted for a long time is in front of you, is this your reaction?"
Feng Yu: "..." What kind of madness is this fool going?
Ye, however, sat beside Feng Yu, leaning shoulder to shoulder with him, restless with his fingers, and went to touch Feng Yu's fingers.
For some reason, as soon as his fingers touched Feng Yu's, he became restless, eager to try, and wanted to hook up with others.
It's the finger's pot, not his.
Feng Yu suddenly said: "Look!"
But Ye quickly withdrew his hand and said seriously, "What?"
Below, there are a few little turnip monsters with makeup, holding a small steel fork, swaggering through the market, and kicking at a small stall.But because of too little strength, the stall only swayed a little.
They passed by a beautiful tree with luxuriant foliage, and came back again. A radish spat and said, "You are ugly, get out of here."
Then he left happily.
But Ye looked over and saw two ghosts hugging each other and making love to each other.
What is he implying the deity?Ye had mixed feelings and thoughts, and couldn't help but glance at Feng Yu.
Feng Yu had a smile in his eyes, looking...very envious.
But Ye came closer and lowered his voice: "Do you want that too?"
Feng Yu was stunned.
But Ye smiled slowly: "You are very smart, that expression just now succeeded in currying favor with this deity."
Feng Yu: "?"
But Ye's Adam's apple moved, and he approached uncontrollably.
"Not good—" Feng Yu glanced at something out of the corner of his eye, and stood up.
It was rejected after all.Ye laughed at himself, and opened his mouth: "Sorry, I offended—"
Feng Yu didn't listen to what he said, and flew straight to the group of ghosts.
I don't know who made trouble, and released a fierce ghost to bite here, scaring the night ghost to the ground.
Feng Yu said in a cold voice: "Who is presumptuous here?"
The ghost looked back and laughed loudly: "It's me, I just want to be presumptuous, what are you, can you control me?"
Feng Yu raised his hand to hit him.Li Gui dodged and ran around at will, frightening a large number of night ghosts.They spread out with a bang, leaving an open space.
Feng Yu raised his hand, and a dimly glowing net fell from the sky.
Li Gui vacated as he ran, and was hung in mid-air in embarrassment, unable to struggle, he was stunned for a long time.
The net on which the thing was hung fell heavily and fell to the ground with a muffled sound.
Li Gui pulled the net on his body, but was strangled even tighter, he was furious: "There are people above me, what are you going to do to me?"
Feng Yu smiled: "Who is it, tell me and listen."
Li Gui didn't forget his arrogance at this time: "Have you heard of the soaring peak?"
If other people can still treat Feng Yu seriously, when they hear the title of idiot, they will directly dislike him and say: "Mu Tian?"
Li Gui chuckled: "That's right, he is a person who understands the general situation."
...It can be seen that they are deeply brainwashed.
"Who am I?" Feng Yu said lightly, "Go back and tell Mu Tian that if Xiao Pofeng is not used to living in it, I'll change him to another place."
Li Gui got up with a bang, dragged the net and left.
Feng Ju stopped him: "Forget it, I changed my mind, I don't want to let you go."
Feng Yu sent Li Gui to the underworld, and Xie Qingfa got a free labor force. He was ecstatic and arranged for him to guard the gate in hell.
Ye didn't completely get out of the shadow of being rejected in courtship just now, and helped Feng Yu look at everything below while healing herself.
Everyone was scared by the five-foot-high cold and obediently ate barbecue.But the coldness in the air was too heavy, and the fire at the barbecue booth was extinguished, and it couldn't be lit anyway.
Feng Tiao leaped to the roof and sat side by side with him, their clothes lightly touching each other, very natural and intimate.
Ye Que's face softened a little.
The fire was lit again.
The night wandering ghosts would scatter one after another until the fourth watch, Feng Yu couldn't help yawning, his head lowered heavily, and he woke up again.
But Ye opened his mouth: "Pampering little Phoenix."
Feng Tuo ignored him, propped his chin, stared sleepily at the front, after a while, dozed off, nodded his head, and regained consciousness.
But Ye glanced at him and gently pressed his head on her shoulder.
Feng Yu rubbed his face unconsciously on his shoulder.
If he was alone, he would not be so slack, but now the familiar feeling of stability hit him, and he felt infinite greed in his heart. He was so comfortable that he fell asleep without knowing it.
But Ye took off his robe and gently put it on him.
On the fourth watch, the ghost lands continued to disperse one after another, and not long after, the first cock crow sounded.Feng Yu woke up slowly, her face was flushed, and there were not so obvious indentations.
The robe on her body fell off, Feng Yu hurriedly stretched out her hand to grab it tightly, looked at Ye Que, before she could speak, Ye Que spoke first: "Put it on and go home."
Feng Yu hurriedly handed it over: "I don't want to wear it, you put it on quickly."
But Ye said, "Your saliva is on it."
Feng Yu's face turned red all of a sudden: "Who is drooling?"
But Ye didn't speak, raised his hand to put a robe on him, and carefully closed it, wrapping him extremely tightly.
Feng Yu's face was still a little red because he just woke up, and he asked unnaturally: "Are you sleepy?"
I felt like I was asking a stupid question.
Not everyone is like him who either closes their eyes or sleeps all day long.
Ye replied, "Not sleepy."
... No matter how long he leaned on Ye Ke's shoulder, Ye Ke was excited for so long.
"Oh." Feng Yu gathered the robe on his body.
When the two walked to the road, Feng Yu had slept for half the night and was very energetic at the moment, so he raised his eyes and secretly glanced at Ye Que.
Maybe early in the morning, the judgment will be weakened, Feng Yu was so handsome, and her heart obviously stopped for a while.
He walked very slowly, dawdling, getting slower and slower, and finally said simply: "I don't want to go."
But Ye said: "It's really spoiled."
Feng Fu looked up at him: "Yeah, my Phoenix is indeed rather spoiled, and my feet hurt when I walk, so please help others and carry me on your back."
Ye Que said coldly: "In this world, no one has ever been able to order this deity."
Then hug him horizontally.
Feng Yu: "..." It's quite principled, it really doesn't count as backing me.
The person in the arms is so light, almost weightless.But Ye glanced at him, hesitant to speak.
Fool, I must think I am very heavy and fat!Feng Yu curled his lips.
But Ye had a bold idea, and his throat felt a little dry in an instant—is he asking for a kiss?
Feng Yu was lying in the person's arms, and when he looked up, he saw his protruding Adam's apple, the corners of his lips were sternly curved, and above that was the straight bridge of his nose.
The first morning star rises in the sky.
Feng Yu hooked Ye Que's neck, and quickly praised: "You are so kind."
But Ye's heart moved, and he almost proposed marriage to him on the spot, and then they got married in a bridal chamber.
Feng Yu was comfortable, and was a little carried away for a while, her feet dangling casually.
Unexpectedly, as soon as he turned a corner, he encountered a group of ghosts who were hurrying along.
...Feng Yu was so frightened that he almost fell from Ye Ke's arms.
Seeing the two of them stunned for a moment, the ghost opened his mouth wide, scrambling to greet him: "Phoenix God Lord."
Feng Yu: "..." It's over, the tabloids in the underworld are going to smear me again, saying that I have been acting like a baby all day long.
The image of sophistication and sophistication that I had painstakingly cultivated was completely destroyed.
But Ye kindly rescued him, saying, "He was tired all night."
a whole night? !The ghost was startled, and immediately said with that look: "I understand."
Feng Yu: "..." You might as well not explain.
After the group of ghosts left, Feng Yu was worried that he would run into an acquaintance again: "Okay, let me down quickly."
But Ye raised his right hand and pressed his head into his bosom to hide it.
Feng Yu: "...they will recognize me in this way, let me down, I decided to never be pampered again from now on."
The night did not listen.
Feng Yu moved back and forth in Ye Ke's arms, stretching out her claws without breaking up: "Scratch your nest."
Night is not ticklish.
"Scratch your stomach." Feng Yu said and stretched out his hand to scratch him, but it was just a false movement, and kissed his chin quickly and loudly.
Ye obviously froze for a moment, and her steps stopped immediately.
Feng Yu took the opportunity to jump down, coughed lightly, and said maturely and steadily: "Next, will you go back to the Demon Palace or go to my place?"
Did he just kiss me?Why so frivolous?Just because the deity held him and didn't let go?
Then do it next time.
But Ye was immersed in the kiss just now, his whole expression changed rapidly, and he didn't answer his words.
"Hello." Feng Yu waved her hand in front of his eyes.
But Ye came back to his senses: "What?" His eyes moved to his lips involuntarily, and then looked away, his Adam's apple rolled up and down.
Feng Yu said: "Are you going back to the Demon Palace or to my place?"
He couldn't hold back anymore and invited me to spend the night at his house.Ye said reservedly, "Naturally, it's the Demon Palace."
Feng Yu: "Okay."
Ye admired his disappointed little expression, and he was sure of winning: "I can give you a face--"
Feng Yu raised his hand to take off the clothes he was wearing on his body, handed them over seriously, and said, "Tell me when you get to the Demon Palace."
Ye Que: "..." The scheming little Phoenix made me feel ups and downs.
Night still followed him.
Feng Yu: "Huh?"
But Ye said, "This deity will send you back."
There was a ghost squatting at the entrance of the Illusory Realm. When it saw Feng Yu, it immediately ran over enthusiastically and said, "I have admired you for a long time."
Before Feng Yu could answer, Ye had a sullen face and said in a bad tone, "Hello, he is my wife who has never been married. Please don't talk to him without authorization. Please cooperate, thank you."
Feng Yu: "..."
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