Gongdou's life push

Dai Ruoze couldn't figure out why he was so unlucky, and the unlucky luck was so ingenious.

He just vomited when his sister was playing a certain Gongdou game, and despised the IQ of the younger sister and the game dealer, but in the next second, he was struck by lightning, and passed through in an old-fashioned way!

Dai Ruoze traveled to that palace fighting game and became a member of the emperor's vast harem!

Yes, he is a concubine in the harem, not a eunuch!

Dai Ruoze received a system notification tone.

[System: Welcome new player Dai Ruoze to the game "Gong Dou Life Push". 】【System: Open the highest difficulty survival mode for you. 】

[System: Your task is to become a queen and successfully win the first night of the emperor. The task of clearing the level is to give birth to a dragon son for the emperor. After you clear the level, the game will give you special rewards. 】【System: The positions of concubines from low to high are promise, Chang Zai, nobleman, concubine, concubine, noble concubine, imperial concubine, and empress.Your current position is yes. 】【System: Friendly reminder, the game will save you automatically every 48 hours, and you can manually save it every [-] hours. When you die, you can read the file and restart. 】【System: I wish you a happy game. 】

A series of notification sounds poured into Dai Ruoze's mind, like dropping bombs one after another, blowing him into a fool.

Fuck!What are you kidding? !Is it really okay to travel to a game in real life? !Would it be too fantasy!

Moreover, time travel is time travel, Gong Dou is Gong Dou, what does concubine mean? !

Master is a man!He is a pure man with a penis!

Dai Ruoze was filled with grief and indignation, he grabbed the ground with his head, but after knocking his forehead on the wall a few times, his eyes went dark.

[System: You died desolately in the remote courtyard of the harem due to excessive blood loss and depression.A few days later, a cleaning eunuch found your body and reported it to the current queen, who threw your body into Yanque Lake. 】5 minutes after loading the file, Dai Ruoze was revived with full blood on the spot.

Dai Ruoze scolded in disbelief: "Fucking shit, what's the process of throwing my body into Yanque Lake?!"

[System: Feed the fish. 】

Dai Ruoze asked, "What about logic?"

[System: Eat it. 】

Dai Ruoze: "..." Damn it!This perverted world!

They come, the security.

Dai Ruoze sadly accepted this fact after failing to jump.

Although promised to be the lowest-ranking concubine, there are still two maids who take care of food and daily life.

During the chat with the court lady, Dai Ruoze initially collected information about the setting of this world.

13. The emperor ascended the throne at the age of 15, and now he is [-] years old.

[-]. For the emperor's first selection of women, there will be one queen, one concubine, two concubines each, three nobles, three regulars, and five promises.

Third, there are male and female concubines.

Fourth, both male and female concubines can give birth.

Dai Ruoze spat water on the court lady's face, spitting out the palace maid who was talking to him about the rules of the palace.

Dai Ruoze said "I'm sorry" and wiped the maid's face with a handkerchief, the maid knelt down on the ground shaking like chaff, and shouted, "Promise to spare this servant!"

As soon as the maid finished speaking, Shi Shiran, an elegantly dressed woman, appeared at the door of his room.

The woman said to the accompanying eunuch: "Dai promised to misbehave when he entered the palace just now. He violated the rules with the maid who was close to him. He really lost the face of my Tian family. Let him be popular."

Several Kong Wu powerful eunuchs listened to his orders, grabbed Dai Ruoze and dragged him out the door.

Dai Ruoze grabbed the leg of the table tightly, and shouted: "What are you doing?! Who are you, where did you come out! Your sister is so popular, what the hell is not Zhen Huan's biography!"

Dai Ruoze's resistance was negligible under the forced plot of the game. In the end, he was easily dragged away by the eunuchs.

[System: You were caught by the concubine Yu because you were flirting with a court lady, and you were given a ten-foot-high red sentence. . 】Dai Ruoze walked out of the resurrection point with blood on his face, dare this way of death be more cruel!

Dai Ruoze returned to the plot point just now according to the routine, and he held back from spraying water.

Dai Ruoze asked the court lady Cuihua, "Well, what's the matter that male concubines can also have children?"

Cuihua said: "Dai promises to know something. Before my founding of the country, I fought in an extremely mysterious country. The people in that country were all alchemy masters. In order to protect the lives of the people in the country, they took all the precious alchemy in the country. All the medicines were dedicated to Taizu, and there is a elixir, which can make a man conceive."

Dai Ruoze said: "Then you'll be fine if you don't take the medicine?!"

Cuihua said: "I promised to be joking, every male concubine will take medicine when entering the palace, and you have taken it too."

Dai Ruoze petrified into a monument, why hasn't he experienced this story? !Irresponsible game developers don't cut the plot!

Huh, wait? !Dai Ruoze recalled the bunch of things that the system clattered when he first came here. Wasn't one of them the task of clearing the customs to give birth to a dragon son for the emperor? !

Dai Ruoze's whole body is not well, what a twisted world this is!

Dai Ruoze's face was ashen, and he felt that life could never be more gloomy than this.

What is crossing? !What is it to die often? !These things are nothing compared to having a baby!

A high-pitched voice proclaimed: "Concubine Yu is here!"

The palace maids Cuihua and Lihua both knelt on the ground and said, "See Empress Yu."

Concubine Yu stood proudly at the gate, her plump breasts almost pierced through her tube top, and Dai Ruoze's dog eyes were blinded by those white spots.

Concubine Yu said: "Dai promised, the palace is not more comfortable than the outside, you are not polite when you see this palace, you really don't understand the rules."

Dai Ruoze hehehe, "How do you salute?" Is it possible that a big man like him squats like the women in TV dramas to give him a blessing? !It's too shocking!

Concubine Yu said: "Dai promised to be a handsome man selected by the common people, it's normal if he doesn't know the rules, come here, send Dai promised to Nanny Rong, let him learn the rules of this palace!"

Dai Ruoze was thankful that he didn't drink water, otherwise he would have sprayed Concubine Yu's breasts. Is it okay for Nanny Rong to just borrow it like this? !Gamers, where is your conscience? !

Dai Ruoze left with an eunuch.

This eunuch has been with Concubine Yu for some time, and has learned ninety-nine percent of Concubine Yu's arrogance.

The eunuch said slowly: "Dai promises, it is for your own good that the concubine Yu asked you to learn the rules. In this palace, if there is a slight mistake, you will lose your life. You can only live in this palace if you learn the rules well." Hold your ground."

Dai Ruoze casually admired the magnificent buildings in the palace and said, "Oh."

The eunuch said: "Dai promised, you have to remember, the concubine Yu praised you, this is a great kindness."

Dai Ruoze said: "Well, thank you, Madam Yubi."

The eunuch showed a child-teachable smile in relief.

Dai Ruoze arrived at Nanny Rong's place.

This nurse Rong is an elderly court lady who has already reached the age of retirement, but she has no relatives, no husband, and no one to rely on when she left the palace, so she stayed in the palace under the Queen Mother's order. He started to teach the court ladies.

This Nanny Rong is far from the image in a certain TV series, she is kind and kind.

The eunuch said to Nanny Rong: "This is Dai's latest promise, so Nanny Lao will teach you."

Mother Rong said: "Let Empress Yupin relax."

The first class Nanny Rong taught Dai Ruoze was embroidery

Mother Rong said: "Every concubine has to have his or her own special skill, maybe it's piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, maybe embroidery, playing and singing. Only when you have a skill can you stand out from the crowd of concubines."

Dai Ruoze asked suspiciously: "Didn't Madam Yu ask me to learn etiquette?"

Mother Rong said: "Of course you have to learn this, but you have to take it step by step. You can't eat hot tofu in a hurry. I have taught eight hundred court ladies if not one thousand. Is it possible that I still don't know what to do?!"

The benevolent and kind-hearted Nurse Rong raised her eyebrows immediately, and stared at Dai Ruoze fiercely, "Shao Te, talk nonsense with me! If you don't embroider a picture of mandarin ducks playing in the water today, you won't have dinner!"

Dai Ruoze: "..." This is really Nanny Rong, you will pay ten for a fake one!

Dai Ruoze thought that it was good that Nanny Rong's official position was not high enough, otherwise he would have to die again, and resigned herself to embroidering mandarin ducks.

Fortunately, although this game is abnormal, it is not abnormal enough to make you do something that is completely out of your skill range.

When Dai Ruoze started to embroider, mandarin duck patterns appeared on the embroidered handkerchief, and he only needed to sew according to the patterns.But he has never done needlework in his life, and even if he embroidered with the pattern like a cat, the final product is still ugly and disgusting.

A mandarin duck playing in the water has suddenly become a big yellow duck playing in the water!

Nanny Rong presented Dai Ruoze's embroidery to Concubine Yu, and Concubine Yu sighed that "rotten wood can't be carved", and bestowed Dai Ruoze to death.

[System: You were given to death by concubine Yu because the mandarin ducks you embroidered were too ugly. After your death, Nanny Rong used your blood as a dye to re-embroider a blood picture of mandarin ducks, which was highly praised by concubine Yu. Five taels of silver. 】What is the mandarin duck play blood map? !It's too violent!

Shouldn't this game be banned? !Is it okay for his little sister to play such a game that is harmful to physical and mental health when she is only 16 years old? !

Dai Ruoze held the embroidery needle desolately, embroidering the two round mandarin ducks stitch by stitch.

This is his fifth comeback!

Dai Ruoze's field of vision was full of miserable red, and the two mandarin ducks became blood mandarin ducks, and they were dyed red with their own blood!

He thought sadly, two more times he would definitely get bloodsickness and cross-eyed!

Experience is accumulated from one practice after another, and is superimposed from one death after another.

When Dai Ruoze finished embroidering mandarin ducks for the fifth time and handed in, Nanny Rong mercifully told him that he passed!

Dai Ruoze was so excited that he finally passed a level!However, his joy did not last for a few seconds before he ushered in the second test.

— playing the piano.